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@morganc14.bsky.social
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Incident response nerd, imposter chasing the syndrome. He/him.

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Daniel Suitor @danielsuitor.com · 30m
Paul Reubens' estate is being auctioned off and I really do think I need to own Pee-wee's copy of Antichrist
A group of eleven Blu-rays and DVDs from the Criterion Collection, still sealed, including:

-The 2011 DVD release of Todd Solondz' Life During Wartime (2009), in which Reubens plays “Andy."

-The 2011 Blu-ray release of Ken Loach's Kes (1969)

-The 2010 Blu-ray release of Lars Von Trier's Antichrist (2009)

-The 2010 Blu-ray release of Charles Laughton's Night of the Hunter (1955)

-The 2010 Blu-ray release of Fritz Lang's M (1931)

-The 2001 DVD release of Jaques Tati's M. Hulot's Holiday (1953)

-The 2001 DVD release of Bruce Robinson's Withnail and I (1987)

-The 2003 DVD release of Leonard Kastle's The Honeymoon Killers (1970)

-The 2004 DVD release of Laurence Olivier's Richad III (1955)

-The 2004 DVD release of Gillo Pontecorvo's The Battle of Algiers (1966)

-The 2008 DVD release of Eclipse Series 9: The Delirious Fictions of William Klein, which contains Who Are You, Polly Maggoo? (1966), Mr. Freedom (1969), and The Model Couple (1977)

Together with an unsealed copy of the 1999 Criterion DVD release of Marcel Camus' Black Orpheus (1959).

Overall: 7.75 x 5.5 x 8.25 in; 19.68 x 13.97 x 20.96 cm

Provenance: From the Estate of Paul Reubens
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robert j bennett, ceo, results omega @robertjbennett.bsky.social · 11h
when I say that I privately hope the strait never opens and gasoline prices stay elevated, some people say that I am openly wishing for pain. but that's fine. because it's pain sooner or later. we figure out how to live without gas now, or in the future when everything hurts just too much
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REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 15h
I love the Fortean Times so much
Magazine cover with the header "MARTIN LUTHER'S ANAL APOCALYPSE: How the protestant reformer battled Satan on the loo". Nothing could possibly live up to such a magnificent headline
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Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 13h
Yup. Though I think the more troubling aspect is that it's not that nobody *can* stop him -- it's that those who can, don't want to, and therefore will do nothing to rein him in.
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Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 23h
Ah yes, the mind is boggled by immigrants and tourists who don’t want to get abused and thrown into a secret nightmare prison for weeks or months before eventually being whisked away to a country they didn’t come from in the first fucking place. What a mystery!
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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
On my way to a job interview, smartly leaving the iced coffee at home
Tom Ford spring 2027 runway look
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Ryan Enos @ryanenos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It should alarm us that the civilian head of the military gathers together troops to give them a political speech in which he calls the free press treasonous. He should be removed from office for doing so.
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i never correct people when they say i’m aloof bc that sounds much cooler than clueless
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future
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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Campires when they sip on your blood and catch extra strength Tylenol, at least two psychiatric meds, two cups of coffee, weed, and microplastics

Below is a photo of Idris Alba losing his shit on Hot Ones saying "What the fuck?"
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Jeffrey Vagle @jvagle.me · 30/09/2026
How many times must we say this? AI* software does not “go rogue” any more than your printer “got religion” when it stopped working Sunday. Software does not have intent or agency. People do. And this feels like some people might be exposed to liability. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/29/t...
Months before OpenAI’s artificial intelligence went rogue, two employees raised an alarm with top executives. They were ignored.

In emails, the employees said they worried that OpenAI’s newest artificial intelligence models were not being appropriately monitored during testing to gauge the technology’s sophistication and to secure the models, according to messages viewed by The New York Times.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/09/2026
"Everyone knows Frodo’s the hero of Lord Of The Rings, but he’s not in this case, which—I mean, evil is a form of innovation, right?” — Peter Thiel
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Creatively Tapped-Out Peter Thiel Launches Startup Called ‘Frodo, But Evil’
BUENOS AIRES—After exhausting a significant amount of his intellectual energy in a series of company launches, a creatively tapped-out Peter Thiel announced Tuesday a new startup called “Frodo, But Ev...
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Raccoons Hourly @raccoonhourly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
An adorable raccoon.
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 29/09/2026
Yeah, you know what? I’m going to figure out a different way to carry my keys
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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/09/2026
Xi Jinping Impressed With How Much Trump’s English Has Improved Since Last Visit
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Xi Jinping Impressed With How Much Trump’s English Has Improved Since Last Visit
WASHINGTON—Marveling at how his American counterpart’s grasp of the difficult language had progressed, Chinese leader Xi Jinping told reporters Thursday that he was deeply impressed with how much Pres...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/09/2026
World's Scientists Admit They Just Don't Like Mice theonion.com/worlds-scientists-admi…
World's Scientists Admit They Just Don't Like Mice
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, working at a desk. A brain next to her says, "We need to take breaks!"
The second panel zooms in on Sarah's face. She is annoyed. She says, "What if I don't listen to you?"
The third panel shows the brain smiling.
The fourth panel shows the brain reaching towards a lever. The brain says, "I'LL MAKE YOU."
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Act like it.
Graphic with a quote from KAPOW Handbook, it reads: 

 “People engage with politics when politics engages with their real lives. Give them a reason to show up."

At the bottom, it displays the URL: https://kapow.works/handbook
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
He did it, this is the final boss level of white people going can I say it?
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Jesus Lizard Superstar 🖤 🐀🐀🐀 @acekatana.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Fashion tip: the sluttiest thing a straight man can wear is a regular sweater with the sleeves pushed up just a little. This is your cheat code
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
we have control mechanisms for this. it's called The Law. these guys should be held personally liable for these harms. the suicides, the thefts, the intrusions into computer systems. they should be sued and prosecuted as appropriate. problem immediately solved
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morganc14.bsky.social @morganc14.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Control Resonant tomorrow - my body is ready
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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 23/09/2026
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but Costco has a $50 giant Frankenstein head made of green chocolate that includes a mallet for smashing his head open at which point a pound of gummy body parts will spill forth from the edible wreckage of his face
“Monster Mash Chocolate, filled with body part shaped gummies. SMASH FOR OVER 1LB.
OF GUMMIES INSIDE!”
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Perfectly Cromulent Woman @catlady.gay · 24/09/2026
I'm three dumpster fires in an asbestos trenchcoat
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I just spoke at Leisure World (retirement community) in Seal Beach, and the grandmas are out for blood. Loudest round of applause I got was when I said “a lot of these problems will take generations to fix, but one thing we can do right away is hold everyone in this administration accountable”
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The agenda is being forced upon us. Even our games aren't safe.
A bright sun in a clear blue sky with bold text below stating, "They made the sun bisexual in GTA 6." The word "bisexual" is in a vibrant pink and blue design. "INFOWARS" is written at the bottom.
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Careful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻‍♀️🩷🧛🏻‍♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Follow me for more health tips. Good morning! 🩷
A bunch of candy corn. Text says my body functions at its highest level when I am eating fresh in season produce
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Barb @denverrose.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
What a life. Thinking for days and weeks, I wish I could fly. I wish I could fly. Then they can fly.
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Surly Amy @surlyamy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My husband just ate a taco with a knife and fork. I want a divorce.
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Born Broke Again @bornbrokeagain.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"After Trump returned to the White House, he and his sons saw their wealth soar thanks in part to sprawling international business deals and other administration policies. Yet Fox’s interest in presidential ethics simply vanished."
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Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Rough day for Susan Collins in the local Maine press, where ProPublica's bombshell story is the lead story.
Screengrab from WNTWScreengrab from Maine PublicScreengrab from Portland Press HeraldScreengrab from Bangor Daily News
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Many appalled seeing such murderous threats in the UN of all places, and they have a point, but don't miss that these extreme threats are most of America's strategy to get concessions from Iran, it has repeatedly failed for months, and the big idea out of the White House is to... say more threats.
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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Women can be like omg I love owls, they’re so mysterious and beautiful and some guy will be like I saw an owl once, wanna fuck
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Aaahh!!! A real Ductos @ductos.eurosky.social · 22/09/2026
The Magic Loogie, from Seinfeld. It really helps that Wayne Knight was in the original scene in JFK and all of them clearly try their best to hold back their own laughter.
Jerry Seinfeld demonstrates how Kramer and Newman claim they were both struck by the same spit from a baseball player they insulted to Elaine. He uses a golf club to show the apparent trajectory.
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Carl Bovis @carlbovisnature.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Delighted to get this photo yesterday at the Huntspill seawall in Somerset! 😀 It's a Pied Wagtail about to catch a passing fly! 😁🐦😍 #birds Buy my exclusive bird calendars for 2027 here; www.carlbovis.com/2027-birds-c... 🐦❤️
A Pied Wagtail in the air with wings outstretched and legs dangling and beak open about to catch a passing fly
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John Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Foolish Europeans. In America, the Supreme Court made it so every cop can commit almost any crime as long as no cop's ever been prosecuted for it, and because they won't be prosecuted any cop can commit any crime because THEY weren't --
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The Associated Press @apnews.com · 22/09/2026
A Mississippi wildlife rescue gives abandoned and injured baby raccoons their best chance of survival through a program they call "raccoon boot camp."
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A raccoon boot camp in Mississippi teaches abandoned kits survival skills
A Mississippi wildlife rescue gives abandoned and injured baby raccoons their best chance of survival through a program they call “raccoon boot camp.”
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Queen Beast @myhiveaway.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Windows down and music up should fix me.
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korpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The older I get, the more “cancelled plans” feels like somebody handed me $40.
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Ferret Every Hour @ferretperhour.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/09/2026
Measles: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/measles-myth-vs-fact
MYTH: There have been preventable measles deaths this year.

FACT: Those kindergartners were going to die one day anyway.
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morganc14.bsky.social @morganc14.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My top five albums when I turned 18: Tool - Ænima Korn - Follow the Leader Bad Religion - All Ages Offspring - Ixnay on the Hombre White Zombie - Astro-Creep: 2000 Real answer is 'I don't Remember' but I remember listening to these albums a /lot/.
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Weird coincidence that all this is happening the same day as the AI air control rollout. “You’re absolutely right - a forty five degree angle of approach is entirely too steep for landings, and that’s on me. Would you like me to call some local mortuaries?”
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Corey Rayburn Yung @coreyryung.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A free society cannot allow the government to disappear people in order to cutoff access to legal remedies.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/09/2026
Bankrupt Kennedy Center Auctions Off JFK’s Skeleton theonion.com/bankrupt-kennedy-cente…
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Raph @raphdee.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
We should just all pay for TV again tbh
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: two sharks are sitting in a cafe. A smaller shark holding a teacup says discreetly to the other, “okay, look at this couple behind you - but don’t make it obvious.” Panel 2: the other shark, a Great White shark, turns its gigantic head in the most obvious way possible to look across the room at some sharks chatting at another table.
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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
This is the time in the evening where I like to play a little game in the kitchen called What else we got?
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Touching grass is not enough I need to fight a raccoon over a pizza crust
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