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Lauren Mooney

@mooneylwrites.bsky.social
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Writer. Debut novel SERVICE out now. Writing theatre for Kandinsky & audio for Big Finish. Freelance dramaturg, tortoise keeper, slow swimmer. Rep: 📚 Veronique Baxter, DHA. Rep: 🎭🎥📺 Imogen Sarre, Casarotto. linktr.ee/lauren_mooney

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Hassinator @hassinator.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
a great letter in the times today. perhaps worth sharing in these troubled times. #RNLI #heroes
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
The Mummy (1999)
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Self-employed people! Sorry to put a downer on your Sunday, but in case you'd not seen, the Government wants us to pay our tax *monthly* like we're employees or something With the World Cup and all the politics, I'd missed the consultation they put out last month, which is here: 1/
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I don’t trust any rejigging of freelance tax reporting while no drop down menu has “writer” on it. Fortune teller? Yeah. Writer? Nope. Until you accept we exist, I don’t think you’ll understand what we do, or be able to make it “simple” to work out our tax.
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Sam Freedman @samfr.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Or much of a drop in public support. Fascinating example of elite consensus switching despite popular opinion.
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James Goss @gossjam.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
A handful of years ago the internet was amazing as you could look up - say - net curtains and find a loving history blog post by an academic that wouldn't just help but was inspiring. Now you just get a summary of it by a liar.
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Ben Goldacre @bengoldacre.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
SUVs are higher at the front and three times more likely to kill a child when they hit them. SUV drivers drag the child under their vehicle, and then they crush the child to death. It's incredible that SUVs don't have higher tax, and why not lower speed limits. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
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Britain’s cars and SUVs are growing bigger – but there is a way to stop this deadly ‘carspreading’ | Christian Wolmar
Larger vehicles crowd our roads and are far more dangerous to pedestrians. Let’s curb them before they do even more damage, says says transport commentator Christian Wolmar
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a rare photo of sean connery signed by roger moore @steamedhamms.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
binface vs farage vs lawrence fox is like el classico for “different ways your mate’s dad could end up taking the divorce”
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Lauren Mooney @mooneylwrites.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I bought MS Office back in 2021 because I need Word for my job, which is mainly writing, and occasionally reading things other people have written on Word. Then this year, I'm told it has "expired". Yes! A thing that I BOUGHT has EXPIRED. So I am NO LONGER ALLOWED TO USE IT even though I BOUGHT IT.
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Lauren Mooney @mooneylwrites.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
So bad at Bluesky that I forgot to say my book is out. My book is out! You can get it from your preferred retailer or local bookshop or any of these places: linktr.ee/Service0625 And please for God's sake do
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Out now!
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Stewart Pringle @stewartwpringle.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Incredibly thrilled to announce my new play BROCK'S MILL will open at the RSC next spring, directed by Rufus Norris. It features stop-motion animation, badgers, a haunted wood & MORE BESIDES! It's the most ambitious thing I've ever attempted so please come... www.rsc.org.uk/brocks-mill/
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Stewart Pringle @stewartwpringle.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
So nice to hear that mine and @mooneylwrites.bsky.social ‘Miracle of Pendour Cove’ has been nominated for a Scribe Award. In such lovely company too. Thanks to all @bigfinish.bsky.social who brought the story to life.
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Hallie Rubenhold @hallierubenhold.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
If young people are being taught by society/government messaging/their parents/schools that they won't be able to make a living if they study a humanities subject we are creating a vicious cycle. We must ask who does this messaging serve and why is our society buying into it?
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Lauren Mooney @mooneylwrites.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
ducking between patches of shade like a stealth section in a video game, if your player character was "pale pale PALE woman"
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James Goss @gossjam.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
i say give Keir a go at being Dr Who.
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Ian Dunt @iandunt.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Of course the prime minister is posting on X about how bad the riot organised on X is. Fucking of course he is. An expression of complete subservience to the men in Silicon Valley and the White House who have instigated this moment.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
It’s hard to imagine any technology that has ever fucked it this badly, and purely through arrogance, it’s like if the people who invented the car decided to showcase its utility by driving over your family dog and then backing up and doing it again, and also the car sucked and was bad
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
A reminder of what Nigel Farage said following the murder of Sarah Everard by a serving police officer.
We must not allow the tragic murder of a
young woman turn into attacks on men
and attacks on the police
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Brian Phillips @brianphillips.lol · 28/05/2026
Here's the serious bit for anyone who'd rather skip the 4000 words of jokes
Because the truth is, tech doesn't have an image problem. It doesn't have a message problem. It has an intention problem. What's wrong with the axe murderer who broke into my house is not that he hasn't successfully persuaded me to buy into his narrative. What's wrong is that he's trying to kill me with an axe. Similarly, when you launch a product that's designed to put millions of people out of work, block access to sources of verifiable truth, replace human creativity with slop, and lower the barriers to every sort of atrocity, the problem isn't that you haven't told the public a good story about those things. The problem is that you are trying to do them. (
There are things in the world that are more important than money. The fact that you seem not to believe this, that you seem to think any motive beyond ruthless acquisitiveness is fake, dishonest, or childish, is the heart of your problem. Your attitude is not by any means unique to tech, but the
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
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BUCKERS @deathofbuckley.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
“You should try living in a hot county. It’s like this all the time” What part of me throwing myself into a canal, with a Calippo in each hand, screaming "KILL THE SUN WITH LASERS!” makes you think I want to live in a hot country, pal? x
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Lauren Mooney @mooneylwrites.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
There are French people on my rail replacement bus and I feel genuinely embarrassed?? I don't want Europeans knowing that we live like this
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Charlotte Lydia Riley @lottelydia.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
It’s diary day today! Submit your diary here! ☀️
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krat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Thank you for calling. Please listen closely, as our menu options have changed. If the old world is dying, please, press 1. For new world is struggling to be born, press 2. If now is the time of- Ok. You selected "Monsters." If it is the time of monsters please have your reservation code ready.
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Tim Foley @verbatimfoley.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
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a man in a cowboy hat and a man in a suit are walking down a street .
Alt: a man in a cowboy hat and a man in a suit are walking down a street .
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Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Ted the Dog from Gone Fishing has died, so I’m telling my secretary to cancel the rest of my day
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James Moran @jamesmoran.com · 07/04/2026
The 5th Doctor box set Helter Skelter is out now! With stories by Lauren Mooney, Stewart Pringle, and me! www.bigfinish.com/releases/v/d... @mooneylwrites.bsky.social @stewartwpringle.bsky.social @bigfinish.bsky.social
Helter Skelter box set cover
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Laura Keating @lorekeating.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I keep seeing "all authors use AI, the real issue is they're being forced to be sneaky about it" headlines. Full stop No. This is a lie peddled for normalization. It's schoolyard-level pressure tactics "C'mon, all the cool kids are already doing it. We won't tell. It's fine. We're on your side."
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Stewart Pringle @stewartwpringle.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Me and @mooneylwrites.bsky.social go full season 21 TWICE
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Adam Bienkov @adambienkov.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
So the Telegraph is taking this well
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Ruth! @ruthholliday.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Greens got 41% of the vote #BBC, Reform got 29%. I wouldn’t call that a narrow defeat.
After winning narrowly in Runcorn last year, this time around Reform tasted the bitter wine of narrow defeat.
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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 27/02/2026
you know I would say her matching pink phone case really makes this, gives Goodwin a huge "sad loser man at the end of Legally Blonde" vibe
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Matthewせいじ @matthewseiji.com · 26/02/2026
Me [over party music]: I really did only have an iced coffee that whole day Bella Hadid: That’s crazy
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athena (who is really cool) @athenaisreallycool.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
MS paint graph:
Society on the y axis, time on the x
"society up to now" straight diagonal line
"if you give me all your money" makes the line go up
"if you don't" makes the line go down
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🅡🅞🅑 🅜🅔🅢🅤🅡🅔 @robmesure.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
PIZZA
EXPRESS

BOOK A
CELEBRATION
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Stewart Pringle @stewartwpringle.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Have just realised @mooneylwrites.bsky.social and I have a total of EIGHT HOURS of @bigfinish.bsky.social coming out this year (inc CloudEight). That's bloody loads!
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Cameron Yarde Jnr @cameronyardejnr.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
"It's Pancake Day, yes it's Pancake Day it is P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P Pancake Day!" #PancakeDay
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Lauren Mooney @mooneylwrites.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
From today until Friday, my debut novel Service is in the Waterstones pre order sale. Grab a brucey bargain: www.waterstones.com/book/service...
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Lauren Mooney @mooneylwrites.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
"tell you what's not unromantic. The Mask" @stewartwpringle.bsky.social in charge of picking our Valentine's romcom for some reason
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Lauren Mooney @mooneylwrites.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Reece Shearsmith in Venom 2 took us OUT
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Lauren Mooney @mooneylwrites.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Everyone regresses to their teens when they stay with their mum, but for me that seems to mean specifically "watching the second half of whatever great film is on telly", something I never do at home anymore. Relatedly, I'm delighted to let you know that Truman Show is on RIGHT NOW
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Tim Foley @verbatimfoley.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Dearest friends - if you're hoping to see IT WALKS... in London, just to flag it's selling well! (I swear this isn't a humble brag, I just don't want you missing out on spooky timez) southwarkplayhouse.co.uk/productions/...
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It Walks Around The House At Night - Southwark Playhouse Borough
Part ghost story, part psychological thriller, It Walks Around The House At Night is an edge-of-your-seat theatrical experience from Tim Foley and Neil Bettles.
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Paul Simpson (SFB) @scifibulletin.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
New adventures for the 5th Doctor, Tegan & Turlough @bigfinish.bsky.social @janetfielding.bsky.social @mooneylwrites.bsky.social @stewartwpringle.bsky.social @jamesmoran.com scifibulletin.com/2026/02/10/t...
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The Fifth Doctor takes a Helter Skelter
There are new adventures on the way for the Fifth Doctor, Tegan and Turlough. Peter Davison, Janet Fielding and Mark Strickson star in The Fifth Doctor Adventures: Helter Skelter, a box set of full…
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Big Finish Insider @bigfinish.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
FIVE STAR! ✨ Click bgfn.sh/rough if you can't wait another minute to find out more about April 2026's full-cast audio drama box set starring Peter Davison, Janet Fielding and Mark Strickson.
Rafe Wallbank's collage cover artwork for Doctor Who: Helter Skelter. The Fifth Doctor is in the centre, surrounded by a spiral rail track upon which are spheres. Tegan stands upon one, in which is a vision of London. Turlough sits on the other, in which is a vision of space. Tentacles flail behind.
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Madeleine Brettingham @littlemaddles.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
“I didn’t have rich parents, a childhood bedroom to return to or an infatuated billionaire intent on marrying me. Either writing had to make me money or I couldn’t do it. “ I wrote about making a living from writing in the new economy. substack.com/home/post/p-...
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Please sir can I have some more
On making a living as a writer
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Alice Marples @alicemarples.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Looks like my book 'The Transactioneer: Hans Sloane and the Rise of Public Natural History in Eighteenth-Century Britain' will finally be published by Johns Hopkins University Press later this year! Excited doesn't cover it!
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Lauren Mooney @mooneylwrites.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
What a pleasure it was to write for these titans with m'colleague @stewartwpringle.bsky.social. Out @bigfinish.bsky.social today!
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Big Finish Insider @bigfinish.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
OUT NOW! The Ninth Doctor on Cloud Eight. ☁️ Click bgfn.sh/cloud8 to start listening to the latest full-cast Doctor Who audio drama starring Christopher Eccleston and Billie Piper.
Soundsmyth Creative's collage cover artwork for Doctor Who: Cloud Eight, starring Christopher Eccleston and Billie Piper. The Ninth Doctor is in the centre, surrounded by electricity radiating from a circular background with Gallifreyan text. TV screens in cuboids float on wires around him. Rose and
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
“People have every right to own property, but we must balance that with the demands of burglars to steal that property and sell it.” Fuck off. And tell your loser tech mates to fuck off while you’re at it. Cheers. Ta. www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
Last month, Kendall indicated she was sympathetic to artists' demands not to have their copyrighted works scraped by AI companies without payment and wanted to
"reset" the debate. "People rightly want to get paid for the work that they do," she said, and "we have to find a way that both sectors can grow and thrive in future".
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
It’s weird how there’s always moves to make fiction more “interactive” with different endings etc. It’s like these people have never seen the same film twice a few years apart and had a completely different reaction. All fiction is interactive. That there’s an audience is the interactive part.
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