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James Moran

@jamesmoran.com
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📝 Screenwriter 🎬 Severance, Cockneys Vs Zombies, Tower Block 📺 Doctor Who, Torchwood, Spooks, Crusoe, Crossing Lines, Eve, Dave Spud, & more 👋 He/him www.jamesmoran.com

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Cosmic Lighthouse Comics @cosmiclighthouse.co.uk · 24/09/2026
Coming to Kickstarter! ALL SYSTEMS RED — the official Graphic Novel adaptation of Book 1 in The Murderbot Diaries by @marthawells.com. Click here to sign up for exclusive discounts and content! www.kickstarter.com/projects/cos...
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Stars and Sabers @starsandsabers.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
We’re delighted to share the evocative cover for THE HYENA, a surrealist alternate history novel by Emmy Award winner @quantick.bsky.social! Out November 10, 2026, the cover is by @erniechiara.com. Read more about THE HYENA and the cover: #books #coverreveal #literature
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Cover Reveal for The Hyena by David Quantick – Stars and Sabers
Stars and Sabers Publishing hosts the cover reveal for the surrealist alternate history novel The Hyena by David Quantick, with cover art by Ernie Chiara.
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Liam @rampantpiracy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
“Oh your dad got bit by Dracula? Where was he? At the big castle?? The one that belongs to Dracula?? Your dad is mad he got bit by Dracula AT DRACULA’S HOUSE??? WHAT DID HE THINK DRACULA DOES THERE EXACTLY????”
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Marc Morris @marcmorris.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Of all the Bayeux Tapestry parodies, this is surely the greatest.
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James Moran @jamesmoran.com · 06/09/2026
It finally happened. Someone in the pub asked for Pepsi as their mixer. Barman said “sorry, we’ve only got Coke, is that okay?” I am SHOOKETH
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James Moran @jamesmoran.com · 06/09/2026
Stuck on 9 to 5 (Netflix) the other night and can confirm it still absolutely slaps. After a big speech by Dolly our 8 year old admiringly said “well she’s got a big personality”. She sure does.
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James Moran @jamesmoran.com · 29/08/2026
Once a tiny garden spider raised its front legs at me as I passed, thinking I was a threat. It looked so furious, I just went “okay, I’m going”, and I’m sure later it told all its spider friends “yeah, I scared off that big pink bitch, he’s lucky I didn’t kick his ass”, and I love that for it
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James Moran @jamesmoran.com · 27/08/2026
If you can live your life in a way that causes a global outpouring of love when you die, it does two things: 1) inspires more people to follow your example, and 2) reminds a few people that they will very much not get that same reaction, and that maybe they need to change.
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James Moran @jamesmoran.com · 26/08/2026
Bloody hell, not Tim Curry as well. This is a raging shitter of a week.
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James Moran @jamesmoran.com · 26/08/2026
You know when the bulb in “the big light” breaks, and no matter how many lamps you turn on or how much sunlight comes in, the room is just never bright enough without that big light? That’s what the world feels like now Dolly has gone. It’ll never be the same.
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James Moran @jamesmoran.com · 25/08/2026
London folk! This is on today and tomorrow!
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Elanor @elanorandthearts.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
CALLING LONDONERS 📣 My friend has spent FIVE YEARS developing her play—a queer horror story—and she's hardly sold any tickets. She's travelling down from Leeds and I'm devastated 🥺 The Haunting of Verity Evans, The Hope Theatre, 25th–26th August. I hope you'll join me! Please share if you can't!
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James Moran @jamesmoran.com · 24/08/2026
Felt delete, might cute later
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James Moran @jamesmoran.com · 18/08/2026
Me: okay I need to focus on this new project, so let’s plan out which days I’m gonna— My brain: HERE IS THE THEME TO “GREEN ACRES” OVER AND OVER FOR A WEEK, FOR NO REASON
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Chris Brosnahan @chrisbrosnahan.com · 16/08/2026
This is sickening - and a reminder that the British press has been hounding people to death for years.
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James Moran @jamesmoran.com · 14/08/2026
You okay, babe? You haven’t touched your Suckies
A yoghurt drink called “suckies”
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The Texas Graham Saw Massacre @grahamofthedead.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
"Where did he come from??" "Never mind that. WHERE DID HE GO???"
Bill Moseley and Sean Gunn lead slasher movie "Cotton Eye Joe" as filming begins.
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James Moran @jamesmoran.com · 13/08/2026
Clacton election is already generating pub quiz questions: “They will receive the longest ballot paper in British electoral history at 90cm - about 3ft long - to choose their candidate and cast their vote.”
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Atypical Artists @atypicalartists.co · 10/08/2026
We are casting! This time we're looking for London-based actors for a show from Bless the Rains and Bad Scientist that we're producing! All the info you need at atypicalartists.co/casting
a graphic with logos for Bless the Rains, Bad Scientist, and Atypical Artists that says "we are casting! Recording in London September 25th-27th, 2026, 100 pounds per day, atypicalartists.co/casting"
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James Moran @jamesmoran.com · 12/08/2026
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An account I reported originally not getting flagged for removal, then finally getting removed Nic Cage in Con Air enjoying the breeze
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
something that wrinkles my brain every time I remember it is the fact that total eclipses are only possible on earth because the moon and sun appear to be the same size in our sky, due to the insanely, astronomically unlikely fluke that the moon is 400x smaller than the sun but 400x closer to us.
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James Moran @jamesmoran.com · 09/08/2026
Amnesty, now the NHS, sooner or later she’s going to sue a women’s refuge, and will have come full circle
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CE (Catie) Murphy @cemurphy.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
THE SEDUCTION OF SHARK-MAN crowdfund is rapidly moving toward 'posters of the outrageous cover' territory! I personally cannot WAIT to have this as a poster. 😂 www.backerkit.com/c/projects/c...
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The Seduction of Shark-Man - a new paranormal romance
From the moment Dr Candice Mallus lays eyes on retired Navy SEAL Derek Montague, she knows there's something special about him..... more special even than the successful graft that will make him SHARK...
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Rachael Smith @rachaelsmith.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
✨NEW COMIC ANNOUNCEMENT✨ It's here! It's here! The first episode of MUGSHOT is now LIVE on Webtoon. Read it here: www.mugshotcomic.com I'm so excited and nervous aaargh. Please like and subscribe and share and all that stuff! TYSM xxx
A wolf puppy flies through space.
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Jess O'Thomson @jessothomson.co.uk · 05/08/2026
🚨 BREAKING We are supporting a legal challenge to the Code of Practice. And we need your help. Join us in fighting back 👇
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We’re supporting a legal challenge against the code of practice | Good Law Project
The government’s transphobic statutory guidance is now up and running – we’re fighting back
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Christine Burns MBE 🏳️‍⚧️📚⧖ @christineburns.mastodon.green.ap.brid.gy · 05/08/2026
The Good Law Project are fighting back against the EHRC’s code of practice, which comes into force e today. See the web page for details goodlawproject.org/crowdfunder/figh…
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James Moran @jamesmoran.com · 04/08/2026
“Stir halfway through microwaving” What am I, a fuckin chef
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James Moran @jamesmoran.com · 31/07/2026
Announcing MY new documentary, “Should Channel 4 suck my balls?”
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PJ Holden @pauljholden.com · 29/07/2026
imagine if every service just decided to opt out of being an nhs provider and bill you as if youve got private health insurance. even though you havent. somehow thats whats happened with dentists. and its never talked about.
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Andrew Hickey @andrewhickey.500songs.com · 22/07/2026
Suddenly the world is a little brighter.
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Hello. We’re Network. Not the same old Network. We’re a brand-new team, excited and dedicated to making Britain’s TV and film heritage available to everyone.
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wwxwashere.bsky.social @wwxwashere.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
✨ listen to your body ✨
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James Moran @jamesmoran.com · 17/07/2026
So far today I’ve cried at my kid doing a kind thing for another kid, a @rachaelsmith.bsky.social comic, and a video revealing the new @officialcpfc.bsky.social football kit, is this it now for me, do I just cry at everything??
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James Moran @jamesmoran.com · 15/07/2026
This is AMAZING
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James Moran @jamesmoran.com · 14/07/2026
The Skinner “am I out of touch” meme, with the bottom line saying “No. It’s Amnesty International who are wrong.”
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James Moran @jamesmoran.com · 13/07/2026
Sad for the reason, but it’s been so lovely seeing the massive outpouring of love for Sam Neill today. The world was a nicer place with him in it. We should all live a life where people are sad when we’ve gone.
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James Moran @jamesmoran.com · 13/07/2026
Absolutely gutted about Sam Neill. A joy on and off screen, wonderful human, and I’m so glad he got to see how much we adored him. The best of us.
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James Moran @jamesmoran.com · 11/07/2026
Anybody else name the local cats when you don’t know their real names? We have CowCat (black and white like a Friesian cow), The Prrrrowler (he sits outside on his owners window looking in instead of out), StatueCat (grey, we thought it was a statue until it moved)
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James Moran @jamesmoran.com · 06/07/2026
Once got the amazing note “this feels like a really old sitcom, like Spaced” (this was 2012, a mere 11 years after Spaced ended). Said all my references were too old, instead I should make a joke about Everything You Ever Wanted to know about Sex, a fresh movie reference from *checks notes* 1972
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Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Yeah same actually
BBC Sport headline reads “Henderson injures wrist in England celebrations”
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Richy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Morning commute in London.
Still from 28 Days Later. Cillian Murphy on an empty Westminster Bridge.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 05/07/2026
tweet by @somegreybloke: "People are so easily offended these days. That's why I only ever make jokes at the expense of white men, whose thick skins and calmly rational attitudes make them impossible to upset."
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James Moran @jamesmoran.com · 01/07/2026
Honestly not sure I’d trust Pickford with a back pass at this point
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Laura J Mixon @laurajmg.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Care for a tango, my little cherry bomb?
Tangerine fruit face with blueberry eyes, holding a spoon with a raspberry in its mouth.
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James Moran @jamesmoran.com · 28/06/2026
Finally caught up with Obsession at my local cinema- I can see why word of mouth has kept it going so long, it’s absolutely fantastic. Whole audience going bananas and freaking out. Loved it!
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James Moran @jamesmoran.com · 23/06/2026
The happy leaf is here to bless your timeline with a smile, and to let you know you’re doing great
A leaf on the pavement with a smiley face cut or eaten into it, possibly done by a child or a jolly caterpillar
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Paul Cornell @paulcornell.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
The Kickstarter for Last One Out in Lychford, the final book in the series, is live! www.kickstarter.com/projects/sim...
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Last One Out in Lychford - a Paul Cornell Novella
Lychford attempts to make peace with the surrounding Fae lands via a game of cricket - but someone isn't intending on playing fair.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
tired of the "#1 dad" nonsense. if you're a dad, stop treating it like a joke and post your actual national dad ranking. i'm # 492,018, which is actually really high up there, but more importantly it lets me enter ranked dad lobbies where i can get matched up for fistfights with dads of my caliber
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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
all lighting is bisexual (both a particle and a wave)
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James Moran @jamesmoran.com · 21/06/2026
Hey. It’s Father’s Day. If, for any reason, you don’t have a dad who is around, or proud of you, or anything: I’m SO proud of you. You’re doing GREAT. I’m SO happy you’re in my family. I’d love to hang out sometime. I love you SO much. I couldn’t be happier for you.
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