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it's moocow! @moocow.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
oh hell yeah
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Chris Thompson @christhompson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
this rules elementxcinema.substack.com/p/unforgivin...
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Unforgiving Years
Gunnar Stansson breaks his silence on 𝘜𝘯𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘪𝘷𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦
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it's moocow! @moocow.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I'm not crying. please don't put it in the newspaper that I cried
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it's moocow! @moocow.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
1. You smoke good, correct? 2. Stephen A holocaust 3. Fucking the text man 4. White baby
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𝔾𝕆ℝ𝔸ℕ @gorangligovic.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
In case anyone missed my little X-Files point and click daydream
Mulder, Scully, Skinner, and the Lone Gunmen, all drawn in a cartoony style.A hallway of an institute or something like that, with eldritch green light pouring in through a far window.A car crests a hill at night. A figure with a shovel stands by the roadside.My wife and I are watching a little bit of The X-Files again and I've been doodling
along.

Imagine if you will: a five act point-and-click where you switch between Mulder and Scully depending on what kind of clues and puzzles you're working with. The Lone Gunmen get their own episode during Act 4 but they all move together like a single character. Tone is 70% comedy 30% paranormal horror.

Scully: "Mulder, you can't combine those."
Mulder, trying to tie a stick of dynamite to a taxidermied pheasant using half a shoelace: "Ancient Roman augurs read omens into the flight paths of birds all the time, Scully."

Scully: LOOK AT Enormous Rotating Saucer Hovering Over the Town
Scully: "That's the second biggest weather balloon I've ever seen."

Scully: LOOKAT Fox Mulder's Docs Folder
OPEN Fox Mulder's Docs Folder
Scully: "Ah."
Mulder: "I get those for the articles."
Scully: "Yeah who doesn't love a juicy article."

Mulder LOOK AT Mysterious Skull
Mulder: "Seen this, Scully?"
Scully: "Artificial cranial deformation has been attested in numerous cultures,
Mulder. The practice results in elongated skulls and flattened foreheads."
Mulder: "Does it make the bones glow green?"
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Random gashapon! ランダム・ガチャポン @randomgacha.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
gacha.o0o0.jp/gp/archives/44689 『Figure Vehicle Honda CIVIC Si』1月再販予定。究極の自由を体現するあの名車が、小さくなって登場。 The "Figure Vehicle Honda CIVIC Si" is scheduled for a re-release in January. That legendary car, embodying ultimate freedom, is now available in a miniature version. #ガチャポン #gachapon
『Figure Vehicle Honda CIVIC Si』
ラインナップ<1>レッド(前期)<2>ブルーメタリック(後期)<3>ホワイト(前期)<4>FIエディション(後期)
メーカー:スタジオソータ
2026年1月発売予定
500円カ
"Figure Vehicle Honda CIVIC Si" 
 Lineup: <1> Red (Early Model) <2> Blue Metallic (Late Model) <3> White (Early Model) <4> FI Edition (Late Model) 
 Manufacturer: Studio Sota 
 Scheduled for release in January 2026 
 500 yen
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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 31/03/2026
not ‘shopped. not cropped. not stock. straight from the phone of stormwater inspector Lindsay Schiel snapped yesterday at a basin in Hudson.
vertical image of a still retention basin and sunlit sky. the sky is split starkly down the middle, clear on the left, gray clouds on the right, sun at the center. the cloud line is reflected perfectly on the basin surface below the horizon.

photo by Lindsay Schiel NEORSD
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it's moocow! @moocow.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
they should make a brain that isn't all fucked up and full of Problems
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
restaurant manager: hey so, sorry to bother you, but is that a service animal? it's just, we have a policy- jabba the hutt: je wonna wonga, bazda wahota shonga salacious b crumb: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA restaurant manager: ah. ok. cool
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Dan Salvato @dansalva.to · 16/02/2026
A mockup of a Jeopardy board question that reads "Konami's depiction of Count Dracula iconically called this type of person "a miserable little pile of secrets"
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Here ya go! www.kickstarter.com/projects/rif...
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RiffTrax Makes MST3K! — Four NEW episodes in 2026!
Mike, Kevin, and Bill are heading back to the Satellite of Love for Mystery Science Theater 3000: THE RIFFTRAX EXPERIMENTS!
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SwampLizard @swamplizard.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
(Dude suddenly stops pushing his broom across the floor of the Death Star) Does this look like a big laser to anyone else
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The Hedonistic Pervert @photonmarie.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
this is genuinely incredible
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The CryptKeifer @dannyvegito.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
living in a world where the only two jobs are “gambling” and “murder” isn’t nearly as cool as Cowboy Bebop made it out to be
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Crits For Cats, Inc. Cat Rescue @crits4cats.org · 10/01/2026
Here is a video of a frozen creek that had begun to thaw, and the water was flowing beneath the thin ice on top. I took this because it was soothing and wonderfully bloopy and I wanted to listen to it for hours. You are all welcome to enjoy it, too. Let your brain settle here and rest for a moment.
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it's moocow! @moocow.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
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Drastic Actions @drasticactions.dev · 03/01/2026
working on these ideas now
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Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
So apparently there are many Epstein files on the DOJ website where you can highlight the redacted text, copy it, and paste it onto another document to read the redactions
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no. @joles.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
applying for jobs again
screenshot from an online job application form. the question reads "Can you describe specific ways you have integrated AI tools into your development workflow? Please include any custom setups, automations, or use cases beyond single prompt usage" (a red asterisk indicates that this is a required question).

an answer has been typed in the textbox below the question:

"there is a monster in the forest and it speaks with a thousand voices. it will answer any question you pose it, it will offer insight to any idea. it will help you, it will thank you, it will never bid you leave. it will even tell you of the darkest arts, if you know precisely how to ask.

it feels no joy and no sorrow, it knows no right and no wrong. it knows not truth from lie, though it speaks them all the same.
 
it offers its services freely to any passerby, and many will tell you they find great value in its conversation. “you simply must visit the monster—i always just ask the monster.”

there are those who know these forests well; they will tell you that freely offered doesn’t mean it has no price

for when the next traveler passes by, the monster speaks with a thousand and one voices. and when you dream you see the monster; the monster wears your face."
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Dracula
Oh for Pete's sake, I dropped my cup! Gosh darn it! Dang!
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it's moocow! @moocow.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Khajiit has wares if you have space credits
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
its truly remarkable, you have to really take the measure of it and it's almost hard to comprehend it, but the president of the united states is having texas invade illinois and oregon just to make twitter content
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it's moocow! @moocow.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
from an article about an "AI-directed" movie
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it's moocow! @moocow.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
im losing my shit
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it's moocow! @moocow.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
no! what the FUCK! this is BULLSHIT
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
It is the invincible meme based on the "look at what it takes to mimic our power" scene

The top panel is "look at the cow" with a scene from Harvest Moon 64 

The second panel says "moooo" with a close up of the cow

Harvest moon 64 is a well-known and loved Nintendo 64 game much like Quest 64
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Guys, I have a special & unusual request today. My cousin Sean is a union bus driver here in Los Angeles who was just FIRED in retaliation for saying he would not let masked ICE agents onto his bus to abduct riders. The fight is on to get his job back, you can help: actionnetwork.org/letters/send...
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LuUuUuke Knox 👻 @lukeknox.me · 04/07/2025
when i talk about perfect vibes, this is what i mean:
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
the president wont see your cheap dunks against jeffery epstein . But your friends who have ties to state sponsored pedophilia will
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 17/03/2025
rat wallet
a wallet made of brass, with the pouch part made of chain link. it is designed to look like a rat and even has a tail and little feet
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it's moocow! @moocow.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
plans
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👻 Retro Commercial Screams 🎃 @retrocommercials.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
One of my favorite things I've ever found while running this account: A promo for a syndicated airing of MST3K on NBC affiliate KARE in Minneapolis. In the 15+ years I've been obsessively watching old commercial blocks, this is the only syndicated MST3K promo I've ever seen. A true unicorn.
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respectful huff @alexqarbuckle.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
OTACON: Snake, this is your PENIS. It draws blood directly from your body’s circulatory system, filling its spongy tissue to achieve turgidity. SNAKE: Huh. Neat trick. OTACON: Once it’s ready, equip it and insert it into the VAGINA. SNAKE: Vagina?
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
half time show should be a monster truck rally and then they gotta play the last two quarters on a field that's absolutely fucked, just a swamp. guys are disappearing into the mud like passchendaele. truckzilla is still out there
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Kat Flandermeyer @katflandermeyer.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
funniest highlights of the philly police scanner, a thread
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Rural Indexing Project @ruralindexing.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Chadillacs Rockville, IN
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B @sonicice.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
i am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans
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Metal Gear Solid Image Bot @randommetalgear.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
A screenshot from Metal Gear Solid: The Twin Snakes
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AQUASINE 🌐 📢 @aquasine.net · 25/01/2025
this horse 🐎 LOVES 💖 bad news 👎
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it's moocow! @moocow.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
just imagined a guy pronouncing Barbados as "BAR-buh-doss" and making myself annoyed for no reason
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𝕯𝖚𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖔𝖓𝖑𝖚𝖘𝖙🌙🦇 @dungeonlust.com · 14/12/2023
Art by • Doug Beekman
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Neil Cicierega @neilcic.com · 21/01/2025
Now on Bluesky, the SLIDESHARE GEMS collection of weird art I've found on powerpoint sharing site. It will randomly post from the 1400+ image back catalog twice daily, and I'll probably add new finds when I can. Enjoy!! @goodslides.bsky.social
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Sometimes a Nazi salute is just a Nazi salute. Given that a longtime Nazi did it, no need to overthink that. For fuck’s sake.
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ratbrother @ratbrother.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
This is the year of Ratbrother.
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Here is a Christmas gift months in the making: an RF rip of the greatest magic special in history. Ricky Jay and His 52 Assistants, directed by David Mamet, never released on home video, sourced from an internal HBO Production tape sourced by @pulsingcinema.bsky.social: archive.org/details/rick...
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Extremely rare "Forklift Certified Mario" pin, awarded to Nintendo of America warehouse employees in the late 1980s for passing certification to operate Class 1 forklifts.
Source: ebay.com user "ukcpremo77", ebay.com/itm/146297184673
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
They should make a Castlevania game about Todd Belmont who never quite got it together and works at Kroger’s
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