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a miserable little pile of secrets

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it's moocow! @moocow.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
hail Satan
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it's moocow! @moocow.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
oh hell yeah
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it's moocow! @moocow.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
we have a jester
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it's moocow! @moocow.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Chris Thompson @christhompson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
this rules elementxcinema.substack.com/p/unforgivin...
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Unforgiving Years
Gunnar Stansson breaks his silence on 𝘜𝘯𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘪𝘷𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦
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it's moocow! @moocow.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I'm not crying. please don't put it in the newspaper that I cried
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it's moocow! @moocow.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
1. You smoke good, correct? 2. Stephen A holocaust 3. Fucking the text man 4. White baby
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𝔾𝕆ℝ𝔸ℕ @gorangligovic.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
In case anyone missed my little X-Files point and click daydream
Mulder, Scully, Skinner, and the Lone Gunmen, all drawn in a cartoony style.A hallway of an institute or something like that, with eldritch green light pouring in through a far window.A car crests a hill at night. A figure with a shovel stands by the roadside.My wife and I are watching a little bit of The X-Files again and I've been doodling
along.

Imagine if you will: a five act point-and-click where you switch between Mulder and Scully depending on what kind of clues and puzzles you're working with. The Lone Gunmen get their own episode during Act 4 but they all move together like a single character. Tone is 70% comedy 30% paranormal horror.

Scully: "Mulder, you can't combine those."
Mulder, trying to tie a stick of dynamite to a taxidermied pheasant using half a shoelace: "Ancient Roman augurs read omens into the flight paths of birds all the time, Scully."

Scully: LOOK AT Enormous Rotating Saucer Hovering Over the Town
Scully: "That's the second biggest weather balloon I've ever seen."

Scully: LOOKAT Fox Mulder's Docs Folder
OPEN Fox Mulder's Docs Folder
Scully: "Ah."
Mulder: "I get those for the articles."
Scully: "Yeah who doesn't love a juicy article."

Mulder LOOK AT Mysterious Skull
Mulder: "Seen this, Scully?"
Scully: "Artificial cranial deformation has been attested in numerous cultures,
Mulder. The practice results in elongated skulls and flattened foreheads."
Mulder: "Does it make the bones glow green?"
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it's moocow! @moocow.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
looks like the right number to me
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Random gashapon! ランダム・ガチャポン @randomgacha.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
gacha.o0o0.jp/gp/archives/44689 『Figure Vehicle Honda CIVIC Si』1月再販予定。究極の自由を体現するあの名車が、小さくなって登場。 The "Figure Vehicle Honda CIVIC Si" is scheduled for a re-release in January. That legendary car, embodying ultimate freedom, is now available in a miniature version. #ガチャポン #gachapon
『Figure Vehicle Honda CIVIC Si』
ラインナップ<1>レッド(前期)<2>ブルーメタリック(後期)<3>ホワイト(前期)<4>FIエディション(後期)
メーカー:スタジオソータ
2026年1月発売予定
500円カ
"Figure Vehicle Honda CIVIC Si" 
 Lineup: <1> Red (Early Model) <2> Blue Metallic (Late Model) <3> White (Early Model) <4> FI Edition (Late Model) 
 Manufacturer: Studio Sota 
 Scheduled for release in January 2026 
 500 yen
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it's moocow! @moocow.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
looks like it was changed slightly and then got torn down some time between 2012 and 2018
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it's moocow! @moocow.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
99 years!
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it's moocow! @moocow.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
still in business although they've changed the sign a bit
Sign outside a bar that says "Wally's House of Booze"
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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 31/03/2026
not ‘shopped. not cropped. not stock. straight from the phone of stormwater inspector Lindsay Schiel snapped yesterday at a basin in Hudson.
vertical image of a still retention basin and sunlit sky. the sky is split starkly down the middle, clear on the left, gray clouds on the right, sun at the center. the cloud line is reflected perfectly on the basin surface below the horizon.

photo by Lindsay Schiel NEORSD
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it's moocow! @moocow.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
who the fuck is that
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it's moocow! @moocow.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
I wanna try some zucchini that's so good it's worth advertising
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it's moocow! @moocow.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
I was thinking about picking this up but now I'm not so sure lol
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it's moocow! @moocow.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
hell yeah
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it's moocow! @moocow.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
they should make a brain that isn't all fucked up and full of Problems
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
restaurant manager: hey so, sorry to bother you, but is that a service animal? it's just, we have a policy- jabba the hutt: je wonna wonga, bazda wahota shonga salacious b crumb: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA restaurant manager: ah. ok. cool
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it's moocow! @moocow.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
pretty sure that's a Chevy Nomad
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it's moocow! @moocow.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
is that Denethor?
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it's moocow! @moocow.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
this is on Chapman Highway, almost across the street from the infamous Jungle Arby's
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Dan Salvato @dansalva.to · 16/02/2026
A mockup of a Jeopardy board question that reads "Konami's depiction of Count Dracula iconically called this type of person "a miserable little pile of secrets"
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Here ya go! www.kickstarter.com/projects/rif...
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RiffTrax Makes MST3K! — Four NEW episodes in 2026!
Mike, Kevin, and Bill are heading back to the Satellite of Love for Mystery Science Theater 3000: THE RIFFTRAX EXPERIMENTS!
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SwampLizard @swamplizard.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
(Dude suddenly stops pushing his broom across the floor of the Death Star) Does this look like a big laser to anyone else
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it's moocow! @moocow.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
this mf said docunentary
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it's moocow! @moocow.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
The Warriors is the only time in history where they tried to make a person on roller skates seem menacing and they had to go hard in the other direction to compensate
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The Hedonistic Pervert @photonmarie.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
this is genuinely incredible
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it's moocow! @moocow.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
the Verizon outage yesterday made me realize it might be time to pull the trigger
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The CryptKeifer @dannyvegito.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
living in a world where the only two jobs are “gambling” and “murder” isn’t nearly as cool as Cowboy Bebop made it out to be
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it's moocow! @moocow.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
hell of a lineup
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Crits For Cats, Inc. Cat Rescue @crits4cats.org · 10/01/2026
Here is a video of a frozen creek that had begun to thaw, and the water was flowing beneath the thin ice on top. I took this because it was soothing and wonderfully bloopy and I wanted to listen to it for hours. You are all welcome to enjoy it, too. Let your brain settle here and rest for a moment.
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it's moocow! @moocow.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
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Drastic Actions @drasticactions.dev · 03/01/2026
working on these ideas now
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Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
So apparently there are many Epstein files on the DOJ website where you can highlight the redacted text, copy it, and paste it onto another document to read the redactions
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no. @joles.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
applying for jobs again
screenshot from an online job application form. the question reads "Can you describe specific ways you have integrated AI tools into your development workflow? Please include any custom setups, automations, or use cases beyond single prompt usage" (a red asterisk indicates that this is a required question).

an answer has been typed in the textbox below the question:

"there is a monster in the forest and it speaks with a thousand voices. it will answer any question you pose it, it will offer insight to any idea. it will help you, it will thank you, it will never bid you leave. it will even tell you of the darkest arts, if you know precisely how to ask.

it feels no joy and no sorrow, it knows no right and no wrong. it knows not truth from lie, though it speaks them all the same.
 
it offers its services freely to any passerby, and many will tell you they find great value in its conversation. “you simply must visit the monster—i always just ask the monster.”

there are those who know these forests well; they will tell you that freely offered doesn’t mean it has no price

for when the next traveler passes by, the monster speaks with a thousand and one voices. and when you dream you see the monster; the monster wears your face."
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Dracula
Oh for Pete's sake, I dropped my cup! Gosh darn it! Dang!
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it's moocow! @moocow.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
sounds like the real villain is poor wastewater treatment
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it's moocow! @moocow.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
I always used to wonder this about sigur ros fans
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it's moocow! @moocow.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
hell yeah. I found a bunch of great bands from your list last year. ty for sharing
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it's moocow! @moocow.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
damn I never thought about it but Jim straight up is a Magreaux dog
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it's moocow! @moocow.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Khajiit has wares if you have space credits
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
its truly remarkable, you have to really take the measure of it and it's almost hard to comprehend it, but the president of the united states is having texas invade illinois and oregon just to make twitter content
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it's moocow! @moocow.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
typical Blorbo 🙄
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it's moocow! @moocow.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
from an article about an "AI-directed" movie
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it's moocow! @moocow.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
oh shit I installed this like 3 months ago and promptly forgot about it. oops
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it's moocow! @moocow.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
this was my first thought too lol
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it's moocow! @moocow.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
im losing my shit
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