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Kariana Walker

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Weird Christmas @weirdxmas.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
DON'T STOP SMILING! IF YOU STOP SMILING THE CAT WILL SPRAY!
A vintage Halloween postcard depicts a witch, two anthropomorphic pumpkins, and a black cat dancing under a crescent moon.
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 02/10/2026
"It’s not summer, it’s not winter, and it’s not spring. Grab a calendar and pull your fucking heads out of your asses; it’s fall, fuckers." buff.ly/w93mWIl
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It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
For the seventeenth year: Welcome to autumn, fuckheads.
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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I would go out, but my life is jam packed with nothing to do and not enough time to do it.
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Good news, I cured the problems we've been having
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⛧ Mother Suspiria ⛧ (Stina Marie) @stinasdemons.com · 26/09/2026
Very lovely (& filled with Art!) showcase of Remedios Varo. She is my favorite artist and this is a joy to watch. If you don't know of her, check this out. & if you ARE familiar, check this out. :) She paints dreamscapes of story moments, and it is my goal to distill this kind of magic into my Art.
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Remedios Varo: The Painter of Magic | Louisiana Channel
YouTube video by Louisiana Channel
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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Catching up on the news at the of the day is traumatic.
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Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
this meeting could’ve been a psychosexual journey into the id
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm sorry I missed your call but the sound of a ringing phone paralyzes me with fear
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Could you send a text that I'll swipe the notification away for telling myself I'll look at it in a minute and then I forget about it and by the time I open my texts and see it again it feels like it's been too long and would be weird to respond next time instead
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 21/09/2026
"With this bountiful amount of time, we hope you choose to hydrate, eat, address your rapidly declining mental, emotional, and physical health, repair all relationships with the loved ones you’ve neglected, and progress through any other stages of Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs." buff.ly/k2hhGaM
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We, Your Gracious Meeting Overlords, Are Giving Fifteen Minutes of Your Time Back to You
“With this bountiful amount of time, we hope you choose to hydrate, eat, catch up on sleep, stand up for the first time in four hours, address your rapidly d...
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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 07/09/2024
wank clown
Heatmap of compound curse words used online
Frequency of pejorative compounds (e.g. "dumbass", "douchewad") on Reddit, 2006-2020. Rows (prefixes) and columns (suffixes) are sorted by total frequency.
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
seymour! is that your hardened shell of emotional pain finally cracking open after an unexpected evening of catharsis?
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 30/08/2026
Something about my interviews triggers a very specific kind of guy (consultants with gas leaks/black mold problems)
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why you talk to stupid idiots ???? i myself have created more economical value, with fewer investment cost in the last 6 months, as compared to my previous 30 years in the business... This guy is just a big mouth Nonce that doesn't understand what he is talking about...i Advice Global Companies on IT. i've been in the tech industry for 35 years years... this guy is an arrogant idiot
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Hourly Simpsons @hourlysimpsons.bagpuss.org · 09/09/2026
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S01E13 Some Enchanted Evening (7G01) 13 May 1990
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Melicious @honeybadgermel.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
It's impossible to always be prepared. That's what the seat of your pants is for.
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Katie Tiedrich @katietiedrich.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I’m not the first person to make this observation but the prevalence of nauseating ai-generated business logos means stuff like this hits CRAZY for me now
photo of a white truck with the logo for Bob’s BBQ Emporium, which is written in comic sans and has a charming rudimentary illustration of a pig
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Me to the chestburster growing inside of my torso: Thank you for being here with me
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Eli Deep in the Abyss of Doom @elideep.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Many work days I have a small window next to my email that is just the Coral City Camera livestream. It’s like having a tiny peaceful aquarium beside me at work. You should try it.
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Leger-Felicite Snorlax🇵🇸 @segatape.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Jordan Maison @jordanmaison.com · 21/04/2026
When someone offers you a little sweet treat
Adult Rotta the Hutt giving the sideeye
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Star Wars Holocron @swholocron.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Pedro Pascal has uploaded an HD picture of him in the Mandalorian armor in THE MANDALORIAN AND GROGU
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Vanity Fair @vanityfair.com · 01/09/2026
He Did Tech PR. Now He Rails Against AI for a Living.
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He Did Tech PR. Now He Rails Against AI for a Living.
Ed Zitron isn’t concerned about our AI revolution turning into a murder-robot nightmare. He’s warning that the companies involved are spending insane amounts of money that they will never make back—an...
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Mike Bithell @mikebithell.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
‘You can’t own a game’ rendered like the old anti piracy ads
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 08/07/2026
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 03/09/2024
the three genders
three squeeze bottles of sauce labeled 
special, Halloween & Mild
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
“Cowboy Roll” • Pen, colored pencil, and copic gray marker on paper. A lone cowboy sits atop a hill in the foreground. He yells out to his colleagues “last one” before rolling down the hill like a silly boy. When he reaches the bottom he sits up and says “just one more.” In the background of the piece we see two other cowboys on their horses and a 3rd horse eating grass. It’s likely these cowboys have been waiting here for sometime. Artist’s note: I like the line work and expressions in this one. I try to keep most of my drawings as single panels so creating movement and time-lapse in one frame is a good challenge.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Man stands at a grocery store self-checkout machine with his groceries. The screen on the self-check asks the customer “Got any fun plans for the weekend? tap yes or no.” It’s likely he will tap no
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Getty @gettymuseum.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Interested? Dive “Inside Pompeii” through our publication: gty.art/45LoAMw
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Eating corn on the cob by using tweezers to take one kernel off at a time dipping it in an egg cup of melted butter and then small tray of salt before consuming
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Astral Bollshit @tinyarms-tinyart.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Potato Salad for lunch
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zach silberberg @zachsilberberg.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
THE ODYSSEY ENDING EXPLAINED: the lights coming on means it’s time to leave the theater
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J-L Cauvin @jlcauvin.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Shout out to John Leguizamo who killed it as "Older Marlon Brando" in The Odyssey
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Lashing myself to my theater seat during the third hour of The Odyssey to resist the siren song of the urinal.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
watched the odyssey last night. film ruined by everyone speaking english instead of ancient greek.
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Jason Takes Man-Adams @jamnpp.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Masters of the Universe def has its moments
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 25/07/2026
I would pick George Clooney AND Catharine Zeta-Jones in Intolerable Cruelty but fine
Catharine Zeta-Jones and George Clooney, looking ridiculously photogenic in Intolerable Cruelty
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The Picture Of Jared Gray 💀 @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Disclosure Day (2026)
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Out of Context Smiling Friends @oocsf.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
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Bella cool GRRiginal 🦝 @bellatrellia.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
You are loved, you are worthy, you are able to stop bad things from happening just by worrying about them all the time
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olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 08/06/2026
most video games can be boiled down to playing dolls and, as a rule, the more a video game lets you play dolls, the better it is
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I hate it when there is "a moral to the story". Thanks but if i want to learn a life lesson, i'll make a terrible mistake
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Elder Skunk of the North @loranskunky.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
The Fred Rogers Production has started uploading every episode of Mister Rogers' Neighborhood for free. www.youtube.com/@misterroger...
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Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood
Welcome to the official Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood YouTube channel! For more than 30 years, Mister Rogers created a relationship with millions of children, each of whom felt like they were visiting ...
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
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𝔻𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕋𝕙𝕠𝕥 @thatsgoodweb.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
1991
enesco garfield figurine, 1981

garfield hitting a computer and it says “compute this sucker”
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
It's crazy The Pope said this
Garfield holding a chainsaw(labeled as Mr. Chainsaw) behind an old desktop computer that says "error" on the screen a bunch. He has a ferocious look on his face and is thinking "compute this!"
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Converting to Catholicism so I can tell my bosses using unregulated AI is against my religion and I will sue them like that cake lady who hated gay people if they make me use it
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Chris Towers Missed The Playoffs @cptowers.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
The Coke Zero people are so needlessly smug. I don’t drink Diet Coke because I want Coca Cola with zero calories. I drink Diet Coke because there is something wrong with me; something deeply broken inside of me; something that will never truly be healed.
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
There's nothing worse than when you're about to call someone out for misspelling something but then you look it up and it's actually an acceptable spelling of it
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