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J-L Cauvin

@jlcauvin.bsky.social
2.8K followers 15 following 1.2K posts

Comedian. Lawyer. Person of Height.

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J-L Cauvin @jlcauvin.bsky.social · 8h
Philly in one week. Big show. Punch Line Comedy club Get tickets. The end.
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J-L Cauvin @jlcauvin.bsky.social · 14h
Donald Trump offers more than just money for Midterm votes: youtu.be/10AtpOtc0-Y?...
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Donald Trump Offers Money for Midterm Votes
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J-L Cauvin @jlcauvin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
To be fair, Pete Hegseth is entitled to date who he wants to date
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J-L Cauvin @jlcauvin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Donald Trump Roasts Ken Paxton for insulting his midterm convention youtu.be/GrZn5qMhG8A?...
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Donald Trump Roasts Ken Paxton
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J-L Cauvin @jlcauvin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Trump claims Epstein was obsessed with him (from this week's pod) youtu.be/HRRQa_T1Ofo?...
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Donald Trump Says "Epstein Was Obsessed with Me"
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J-L Cauvin @jlcauvin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Blame Trump voters and non-voters, not Merrick Garland & RBG. Happy Sunday! youtu.be/SRQeHzloSBM?...
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Blame Trump voters, Not Merrick Garland & RBG
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Stephen @sleepystephen70.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This guy is hilarious. 🤣
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J-L Cauvin @jlcauvin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Donald Trump says he hates the nor'easter with a Hard R?! youtu.be/0W9bRvx0fAU?...
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Donald Trump Prepares for "Hard R" Nor'easter
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J-L Cauvin @jlcauvin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Important to remember that half the American voting population will trample so much and support or ignore rampant ignorance and cruelty if fuel prices are low. "You are your true self when gas is cheap" should be how decent people examine Americans.
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J-L Cauvin @jlcauvin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Donald Trump reveals how he dominated Chinese President Xi in youtu.be/38ji_OljO2g?...
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Donald Trump Reveals Strong Meeting with Xi
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Pete Dominick @petedominick.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Comedian @jlcauvin.bsky.social cooks Joe Rogan
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J-L Cauvin @jlcauvin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Donald Trump threatens Iran and Queen Latifah at the UN youtu.be/gIjIVhGjb3Q?...
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Donald Trump Threatens Iran at the UN Assembly
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J-L Cauvin @jlcauvin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Beautiful seats to Rangers-Devils courtesy of @petedominick.bsky.social cult member and MMT evangelist... Sandman
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J-L Cauvin @jlcauvin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Donald Trump defends Pete Hegseth bro fest with Jake and Logan Paul youtu.be/TgJtxv6HIio?...
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Donald Trump Reacts to Paul Brothers with Pete Hegseth
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J-L Cauvin @jlcauvin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Two great pods with me today. Probably my best appearance ever on Stand-up with Pete (serious and humorous discussion of the news & politics) podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/1... And a great new ep of Making Podcasts Great Again (my weekly show as Trump) podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/2...
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Brian Goldstone @brian-goldstone.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A friend just pointed out that the ebook version of THERE IS NO PLACE FOR US is currently only $1.99. Not sure how long the sale lasts. Same price on Kindle, Barnes & Noble, Bookshop, and elsewhere: www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/645871...
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There Is No Place for Us by Brian Goldstone: 9780593237168 | PenguinRandomHouse.com: Books
WINNER OF THE PULITZER PRIZE • ONE OF THE NEW YORK TIMES AND THE ATLANTIC’S TEN BEST BOOKS OF THE YEAR • ONE OF BARACK OBAMA’S FAVORITE BOOKS OF THE YEAR • Through the “revelatory...
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J-L Cauvin @jlcauvin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Donald Trump pledges his support to Lauren Boebert during her scandal youtu.be/cDkS1G5kueQ?...
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Donald Trump Reacts to Lauren Boebert Scandal
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J-L Cauvin @jlcauvin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Donald Trump explains why he banned CNN and Politico youtu.be/2rbFTB0ljR4?...
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Donald Trump BANNED CNN and Politico
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J-L Cauvin @jlcauvin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Matthew Rhys will get an Oscar for gaining weight and playing the Anthropic CEO in a movie
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J-L Cauvin @jlcauvin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Me, Mid-Mitch🐢 from a recent show. Next shows: NYC - 9/18 Philly - 10/11 NYC - 11/2 DC - 1/15-1/16 Los Angeles 1/26 Kingman, AZ - 1/27 Ottawa, Canada 4/2-4/3 Tix at JLCauvin.com/calendar (except Canada - coming soon)
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J-L Cauvin @jlcauvin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Watching the way Trump conducts himself in everything, how could someone doubt that he sexually assaults women? He wants power to feed his insecurity and prefers making people unhappy than actually doing good things. Imposing his will upon the unwilling is the only thing that seems to motivate him
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J-L Cauvin @jlcauvin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Biden said the economy was doing well. It was bad politics because affordability was hurting people day to day, even if he was right on larger economic trends. Trump says affordability is a hoax. I would like the media to stop equating these two. One framing was a fu*k up, the other is a fu*k you
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J-L Cauvin @jlcauvin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A nice write up about your 19th favorite comedian. Enjoy (also a podcast if you want longer form/audio) montclairpod.com/jl-cauvin-tr...
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J-L Cauvin: Trump Impersonator, Attorney
Bloomfield comedian J-L Cauvin built a viral Trump impersonator following while working eviction cases, then ran for Congress in NJ-11 last winter.
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J-L Cauvin @jlcauvin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Mitch McConnell is back from the land of the undead! youtu.be/BcHdQJpI4Wc?...
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Mitch McConnell is Back from the Dead!
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J-L Cauvin @jlcauvin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
So Bernie Sanders and Steve Bannon doing an anti-AI event together is cool? Is Bernie Sanders no longer "meeting the moment" or is he immune from producing laws, being ethically pure & every other standard set for Dems as long as he barks the same 10 catch phrases like an octogenerian Teddy Ruxpin?
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J-L Cauvin @jlcauvin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I know Trump's FBI director is talking about beastiality as it relates to hiring at the FBI, but I just didnt know enough about Kamala Harris.
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mre3s.bsky.social @mre3s.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
@glennkirschner.bsky.social interviewed @jlcauvin.bsky.social to discuss the #MangoMussillini, all the damage he’s done & continues to do in America and in the world, & JL pokes some fun at #MysogynistTrump with his impression. 🖕🏻 #FoxtrotDeltaTango 😂 youtu.be/DH6W_NWfYu8?...
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Lawyer, Comedian, and Dead-On Trump Impersonator J-L Cauvin!
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J-L Cauvin @jlcauvin.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Donald Trump officially endorses A.I. over humanity youtu.be/wZLe3ReGvD8?...
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Donald Trump Endorses A.I. Over Humans
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J-L Cauvin @jlcauvin.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I still need to know more about Kamala Harris
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J-L Cauvin @jlcauvin.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
If you missed it, check me out on Glenn Kirschner's show: youtu.be/DH6W_NWfYu8?...
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J-L Cauvin @jlcauvin.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Anthropic: "we need to slow down on AI" The problem is that Trump, the dumbest & shittiest person to ever be POTUS, only understands & cares about the stock market in the short term. Therefore, he'll continue to pursue a reckless, short-sighted & greedy approach to AI as long as it appears "strong"
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J-L Cauvin @jlcauvin.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Trump calls John Fetterman "the perfect MAGA guy" on this week's Making Podcasts Great Again youtu.be/4xJMwmVZR3U?...
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Donald Trump Calls John Fetterman "His Frankenstein"
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J-L Cauvin @jlcauvin.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Donald Trump delivers weirdest Rosh Hashanah message youtu.be/4KBfM9GlnuU?...
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Donald Trump Gives Bad Rosh Hashanah Speech
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J-L Cauvin @jlcauvin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
RFK Jr delivers awful speech at the Trump Midterm Convention youtu.be/UYyu-Ch-8_M?...
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RFK Jr at The Trump Midterm Convention
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J-L Cauvin @jlcauvin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Trump to midterm voters if they vote Republican
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J-L Cauvin @jlcauvin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
John Fetterman performing for Trump at the Midterm Convention for Damaged Americans
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Great News: Two Men in Top Hats Dance
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J-L Cauvin @jlcauvin.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Labor day week message from Donald Trump
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J-L Cauvin @jlcauvin.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Donald Trump finally shares his real 9/11 story youtu.be/ZLl5DvqNurU?...
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Donald Trump Shares His 9/11 Story
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J-L Cauvin @jlcauvin.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Donald Trump reveals the truth behind his new hair youtu.be/A1GtknbN2Po?...
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Donald Trump Explains His New Hair
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J-L Cauvin @jlcauvin.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Trump is just missing a funny little Charlie Chaplin mustache
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J-L Cauvin @jlcauvin.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
If The Pitt were truly accurate half the dialogue would be "there's too much beeping, I cant hear you" or "Somebody get rid of all these beepers!"
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J-L Cauvin @jlcauvin.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Apologies, but I had to cancel tomorrow night's show in Charlotte.
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J-L Cauvin @jlcauvin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
A lot of people complain about secondary ticket markets. But my fans go the extra mile and refuse to buy 1st run tickets for me.
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J-L Cauvin @jlcauvin.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Donald Trump reveals why he attacks Canada youtu.be/OG5_gUeXXkU?...
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Donald Trump Reveals Why He Attacks Canada
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J-L Cauvin @jlcauvin.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Haitian Student, Despondent Over Ankle Monitor, Dies in Apparent Suicide
The 20-year-old was fitted with a tracking device under a Trump administrative initiative targeting Haitians in Springfield, Ohio.
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J-L Cauvin @jlcauvin.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Donald Trump celebrates Supreme Court gifting him his ballroom youtu.be/V1_haFhOVUw?...
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Trump Reacts to Ballroom Gift from Supreme Ct
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J-L Cauvin @jlcauvin.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Pete Hegseth wants to run for President, but will America elect a 2nd racist, self-loathing gay man in a row to be POTUS? As much of a tragic joke this would be, if America elected its worst businessman POTUS why wouldn't it elect its worst defense sec, as long as racism & misogyny are abundant?
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J-L Cauvin @jlcauvin.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Donald Trump Demands to speak at Ground Zero, but also definitely did not do that youtu.be/ZoukQEz55f4?...
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Should Donald Trump Speak at Ground Zero?
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J-L Cauvin @jlcauvin.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
TGIF
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J-L Cauvin @jlcauvin.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Donald Trump reacts to passing of Tim Curry youtu.be/DPHSlbgnnnU?...
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Donald Trump Reacts to Passing of Tim Curry
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