Jared Gray @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 4hEvery time Jeff Cohen appears on screen in The Goonies: 050
Reposted by Jared GrayJared Gray @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 30/09/2025When Spooky Season’s coming but you don’t like Hocus Pocus 0194
Jared Gray @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 7hBrian d’Arcy James finding out he booked Something Rotten 060
Jared Gray @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 11hChistery watches the birds so longingly from Home Depot every morning… 040
Jared Gray @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 13hGot this CVS Class Action Settlement email. Hardly seems worth the effort. 150
Reposted by Jared Graymichael @radplanets.com · 29/09/2026katy perry if she met justin trudeau in 2010: 3435
Jared Gray @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I hope one of those PLEASE SAVE MY FAMILY IN GAZA bots reskeets this. 280
Jared Gray @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 28/09/2026the music in this coffee shop sounds suspiciously like the underscoring of a sh*rpshooter st*dios film from like the early 2000s but I don’t DARE ask them if that’s what it is 😬 220
Reposted by Jared GrayJared Gray @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I’m not sure if this has ever made it to Bluesky, so please enjoy a fan’s comparison of “Those You’ve Known” from Spring Awakening and “On My Own” from Les Misérables, and notice (as many have) how similar they are! 141
Jared Gray @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I’m not sure if this has ever made it to Bluesky, so please enjoy a fan’s comparison of “Those You’ve Known” from Spring Awakening and “On My Own” from Les Misérables, and notice (as many have) how similar they are! 141
Jared Gray @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I hate Gay Halloween, what do you mean you’re “Showing Up To A Job Interview With Iced Coffee”??? 2183
Jared Gray @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 25/09/2026We’re STILL doing iced coffee at a job interview discourse? Pack it up! 221
Jared Gray @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 25/09/2026This is the man who tried to cut “Part Of Your World” from The Little Mermaid. 1183
Jared Gray @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I don’t know if it’s still there, but during my days in Disneyland’s Mansion there was a chamber pot with a self-contained flushing mechanism discreetly built into a wooden cabinet hidden among the chests and trunks in the attic. 040
Jared Gray @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Definitely feeling the vaccines this morning though 160
Jared Gray @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Biceptember ft. Flu & Covid Boosters Stay healthy, kids! 1230
Jared Gray @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 23/09/2026when you’re mean to me this is who you’re being mean to, btw 060
Jared Gray @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 23/09/2026First soup dumplings of the season with @bequietjony.bsky.social tonight 🥟 2150
Reposted by Jared Grayoops! all grumbles @gibsongrumbles.bsky.social · 22/09/2026she’s announcing she’s the new ed sheeran opener 18919
Reposted by Jared GrayJared Gray @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Flip it around, Wicked Mitch! 1479
Reposted by Jared GrayJared Gray @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Don’t forget, this is a Yom Kippur song! 071
Jared Gray @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I bet they arranged this, considering their regular updates to keep the show set in the present, as a way for them to keep that one lyric in Book Of Mormon unchanged 161
Jared Gray @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Did that last prompt look familiar? You’re not imagining things! Before you answer it, go back through the quotes and you’ll probably find your response from a few months ago, and maybe even the one from a few months before that, and the one before that. Free yourself from the time loop! 030
Jared Gray @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I’m admittedly intrigued. Should I press play? 190
Jared Gray @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day from a dear old friend of mine. “I’m the one you want. It’s Smee! It’s Smeeeeeeeeee!!!” ⚓️ 040
Jared Gray @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 19/09/2026No, I’m referencing a song from a Broadway musical about the event. And now you know! No need to try and start fights with strangers. Have a good day! 140
