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Leger-Felicite Snorlax🇵🇸

@segatape.bsky.social
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definitely one of the accounts on bluesky. bad jokes, baseball, history, music, space, airplanes, libertarian socialist politics. everything for everyone SegaTape on discord segatape@kolektiva.social on mastodon he/him

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Leger-Felicite Snorlax🇵🇸 @segatape.bsky.social · 10h
needs to be more "eh fuck that guy" coming from our side
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Leger-Felicite Snorlax🇵🇸 @segatape.bsky.social · 10h
on a side note the seven years war is one of the more important parts of early modern history
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Leger-Felicite Snorlax🇵🇸 @segatape.bsky.social · 21h
glad the sump pump decided to die *after* the month of torrential rain
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Leger-Felicite Snorlax🇵🇸 @segatape.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Feels like we're overdue for a new trump tone
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
All football games are played between two war criminals with their fate decided by a kicker named Boris Zormz
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Leger-Felicite Snorlax🇵🇸 @segatape.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
who is this a picture of
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"biden is sooo mad at netanyahu he's going to stop funding the genocide any day now, probably" is a tactic they tried every couple of weeks while he was in office. there's no rescuing his legacy here sorry
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CTHUEL HURAMCHEK @greaterrealityarea.net · 02/10/2026
the last main guy of the era was called “bean dad” and 24 hours later January 6th happened
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Leger-Felicite Snorlax🇵🇸 @segatape.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
www.wsj.com/us-news/law/... undoing watergate and redoing jim crow have been the dreams of american conservatives since the 1970s
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Exclusive | Decades After Watergate, Justice Department Reviews Whether Nixon Got a Raw Deal
A revisionist historian went to the DOJ headquarters to present his case that the former president and his associates weren’t treated fairly.
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Leger-Felicite Snorlax🇵🇸 @segatape.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
you also have to have fairport convention write a rock opera about you en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Ba...
en.wikipedia.org
John Babbacombe Lee - Wikipedia
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Sheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 01/10/2026
So, for example, a sexual assault is as much the result of our rape culture as it is the fault of the individual rapist. No one is born a rapist; they had to learn it somewhere, and we have a culture that glorifies sexual violence so much we elected a sexual predator president.
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Leger-Felicite Snorlax🇵🇸 @segatape.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
shoutout to peacock for having the good sense to finally have each team's normal color guy on the national broadcast so there are analysts who actually know anything about the team
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Leger-Felicite Snorlax🇵🇸 @segatape.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
six putouts by the padres RF through six innings and none by the 1B
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Leger-Felicite Snorlax🇵🇸 @segatape.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
hero
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Leger-Felicite Snorlax🇵🇸 @segatape.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
it's important to remember that even though pete hegseth is tremendously bad at his job he's also a vile evil man
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Leger-Felicite Snorlax🇵🇸 @segatape.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
just in time to get his eyes thumbed out of their sockets by roy batty
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Leger-Felicite Snorlax🇵🇸 @segatape.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
why would I want infinite personalized music
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Leger-Felicite Snorlax🇵🇸 @segatape.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
king is dealing holy shit
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Leger-Felicite Snorlax🇵🇸 @segatape.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
king's stuff looks absolutely FILTHY tonight
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Nute @nutedawn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yup, absolutely. I think it’s wrong to treat the Iran War as simply one bad error that happened to the Trump Admin rather than the entirely logical consequence of the way it operates. If it wasn’t Iran, it would almost certainly have been something else
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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/09/2026
"Everyone knows Frodo’s the hero of Lord Of The Rings, but he’s not in this case, which—I mean, evil is a form of innovation, right?” — Peter Thiel
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Creatively Tapped-Out Peter Thiel Launches Startup Called ‘Frodo, But Evil’
BUENOS AIRES—After exhausting a significant amount of his intellectual energy in a series of company launches, a creatively tapped-out Peter Thiel announced Tuesday a new startup called “Frodo, But Ev...
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Leger-Felicite Snorlax🇵🇸 @segatape.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
lmaoooo
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Leger-Felicite Snorlax🇵🇸 @segatape.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
as someone who sat there awkwardly instead of saying "that's fucked up man" at a work thing ten years ago and still is plagued with shame and guilt about it, it sucks! don't do that.
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
you will encounter more opportunities in life to change the batteries on a smoke alarm than you will to run into a burning building and no one gives a shit you changed those batteries but it is still very important and why are you waiting on a burning building, know what i’m saying, it’s a metaphor
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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Leger-Felicite Snorlax🇵🇸 @segatape.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
hi, welcome to chili's
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Leger-Felicite Snorlax🇵🇸 @segatape.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There's a lot of horrific shit we have just become numb to, but I do not want to let "bullpen games in the playoffs" off the hook
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Leger-Felicite Snorlax🇵🇸 @segatape.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
miles davis, harpo marx, gamal abdel nasser, and pompey the great all died on the same date, which probably has some deep cosmic meaning
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Leger-Felicite Snorlax🇵🇸 @segatape.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
okay i'll bite, what the hell is choosin' texas and why am I history's greatest monster if I don't know that
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
EPILOGUE

IT WAS INTHE REIGN OF (letters from some ancient Babylonian script) 
THAT THE AFORESAID PERSONAGES LIVED AND QUARRELLED; GOOD OR BAD, HANDSOME OR UGLY, RICH OR FOOR THEY ARE ALL EQUAL NOW
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Snowden St. @snowden.st · 28/09/2026
It’s gonna be darkly amusing to watch people who spent years angrily or apocalyptically reciting the crimes attributed to various Communist regimes do the “now, hold on, Trump wasn’t actually conservative” shuffle
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Snowden St. @snowden.st · 27/09/2026
there are a non-zero number of Quiet Conservatives that fully expect to be treated the same as they always have. They’re embarrassed by Trump, and will be the first to say “it was so embarrassing” when it’s over, try to claim the mantle of their principles. they’ll rely on their social peers to help
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Leger-Felicite Snorlax🇵🇸 @segatape.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
forced to concede that dr. pulaski was right
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Leger-Felicite Snorlax🇵🇸 @segatape.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
this is the shittiest civ cutscene ever
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"meet your new ai agent!" no. fuck you. fuck off. eat bee piss and then the bees. fuck you
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Leger-Felicite Snorlax🇵🇸 @segatape.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It is your duty as a baseball fan to root for both the Rangers and Astros to lose today. The world needs an 80-82 playoff team
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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you adopted a feral cat to the inside and he keeps meowing maybe he just really wants to smoke real cigarettes. You don’t know what he was up to before
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Leger-Felicite Snorlax🇵🇸 @segatape.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
oh hell no
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Leger-Felicite Snorlax🇵🇸 @segatape.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
OH MY GODDING GOD
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Leger-Felicite Snorlax🇵🇸 @segatape.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
would
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Leger-Felicite Snorlax🇵🇸 @segatape.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
tilly norwood was at january 6th
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Leger-Felicite Snorlax🇵🇸 @segatape.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
oh hey happy stanislav petrov day to all of us for not dying in a nuclear war on this date in 1983
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sovietblobfish @sovietblobfish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
strenuously and repeatedly insist that trump cannot modify eligibility for the taille without summoning an estates general before digressing into a long and vaguely bigoted tangent about the malfeasant influence of italian financier tax-farmers in administering the gabelle in new jersey
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Leger-Felicite Snorlax🇵🇸 @segatape.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
auto generated captions from a 1994 braves rockies game, showing the equivalent of modern john smoltz commentary
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Leger-Felicite Snorlax🇵🇸 @segatape.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
hell yes new worst playoff record of all time
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Leger-Felicite Snorlax🇵🇸 @segatape.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
nancy mace is going through an all-timer of a midlife crisis
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Leger-Felicite Snorlax🇵🇸 @segatape.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
no social media site was ever fun, we just tolerate the least bad ones that our friends are on
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Leger-Felicite Snorlax🇵🇸 @segatape.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i'm only going to vote for a candidate that refuses to recognize idaho as part of the union
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Leger-Felicite Snorlax🇵🇸 @segatape.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
join the military, you get to starve on a rusting ship that repeatedly sails into and out of the range of enemy missiles in order to manipulate gambling websites where people bet on your death
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