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Mojave Midnights

@mojavemidnights.bsky.social
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genderqueer, Angeleno, Bloodborne enthusiast. he/her/she/him

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Mojave Midnights @mojavemidnights.bsky.social · 17h
fuck this gay earth
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Mojave Midnights @mojavemidnights.bsky.social · 19h
wait do you not get the little stickers anymore
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Mojave Midnights @mojavemidnights.bsky.social · 21h
this would be a fun party question, I bet everyone has one of these
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Mojave Midnights @mojavemidnights.bsky.social · 21h
this is exactly how I feel but with something that will keep the goddamn mosquitoes out of my goddamn yard
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Mojave Midnights @mojavemidnights.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
it's sold out 😭😭😭
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Mojave Midnights @mojavemidnights.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
kicking myself for not thinking of this years ago
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Mojave Midnights @mojavemidnights.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
yeah the exact thirty seconds in which I was leaving the grocery store with a cart full of groceries and parked halfway across the parking lot
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
the Catholic Church racking up PR wins by saying shit like “we shouldn’t bring back public executions” and “your Claude app isn’t sentient”
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Mojave Midnights @mojavemidnights.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
makes me think of this classic
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Mojave Midnights @mojavemidnights.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
god DAMN girl
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Mojave Midnights @mojavemidnights.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
to this day it's the most Stephen King that Stephen King has ever been, and I mean that affectionately and derogatorily at the same time
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Mojave Midnights @mojavemidnights.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
i actually have a solution for this if you want it, it works like 85%+ of the time
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Mojave Midnights @mojavemidnights.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Birdman is one of the best movies I've ever seen so I guess I should see Digger?
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Mojave Midnights @mojavemidnights.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
yeah, same. I'm simply not going to pay more than $6, at *most*, for a 12-pack. Which means I buy a lot fewer 12-packs than I used to.
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Mojave Midnights @mojavemidnights.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
it was when they co-headlined with Amigo The Devil, who's a local boy so the crowd was very heavily his fans, and I think most of them had never heard it before. when the cello finished at the end the whole place went absolutely fucking crazy. imagine hearing that for the first time at a live show!
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Mojave Midnights @mojavemidnights.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I've seen Murder By Death 20+ times, and there was a specific performance of Last Night On Earth that got the most applause I've ever seen, felt like the roof was gonna come down
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Mojave Midnights @mojavemidnights.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I do, please go on
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Mojave Midnights @mojavemidnights.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
this is the push I needed to watch it
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Mojave Midnights @mojavemidnights.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
using templates and canned responses for the "how do I reset my password" questions gives people more time to answer questions that require them to think critically. But a lot of people are losing their jobs so companies can have AI do that part and not pay people for it, so you're in luck!
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Mojave Midnights @mojavemidnights.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
you would rather people have to manually type out the same identical steps to solve the same problem, twenty-five times a day, instead of clicking a button to answer the most common questions? or would you rather have them all lose their job, and when you have a complex question you can only ask AI?
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Mojave Midnights @mojavemidnights.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
to this day it's one of the best things I've seen on TV. they made suicide bombers into heroes! and it worked!!
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Mojave Midnights @mojavemidnights.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
that they've been using for 4 years (with minor updates) and they have to retire all of them because customers react so negatively. That's going to have a huge negative impact on their response and resolution times, which means a worse customer experience.
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Mojave Midnights @mojavemidnights.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I work in Customer Success and do some Customer Support as well, and just today I was talking to some other Support leaders about how you can't even use templates or canned responses anymore because everyone thinks they're AI and freaks out at you. One of them said her company has 500+ templates
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Mojave Midnights @mojavemidnights.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
@cara.city is the queen of this country
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Mojave Midnights @mojavemidnights.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
and that's why I'm voting for her
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Mojave Midnights @mojavemidnights.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
w h a t
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Helena Fitzgerald @hellafitzgerald.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
this is beautifully said and, not for nothing, is one of many reasons why "transplants" discourse drives me up a fucking wall
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Avery Edison @averyedison.com · 05/10/2026
james bond often privately struggled with feelings of inadequssy
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Mojave Midnights @mojavemidnights.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
this is a great skeet
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Mojave Midnights @mojavemidnights.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
yeah like with photos, where half of all photos taken in human history were taken after 2019 (last I heard, may be more recent now)
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Mojave Midnights @mojavemidnights.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I don't think so? but also, there's so many places that she's obviously bullshitting, why worry about one where she might not have been, right?
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
One thing that saddens me about the global descent into dystopian techno-fascism is how I’ve not yet seen the emergence of a new style of martial arts known as “gun-kata”
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
from 2001. no one’s doing product testimonials like this anymore. t.co/PEswCtbEZz
Toyota's unease at being associated with the Taliban and Al Qaeda is evident. In its September statement, the company said,
'Toyota does not have a sales or distribution channel in Afghanistan, and we do not export vehicles to that country."
Somewhat less laconic was Wade Hoyt, Toyota's spokesman in New York, who put the best corporate spin on the situation this week.
"It is not our proudest product placement," he said. "But it shows that the Taliban are looking for the same qualities as any truck buyer: durability and reliability."
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Mojave Midnights @mojavemidnights.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
@sliceofwife.bsky.social coded skeet
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Mojave Midnights @mojavemidnights.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
(this is not any defense of her, she's a hateful Nazi transphobe. I just happen to know because it was something my friends debated way back when there were only three books and no definitive answer on the pronunciation.)
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Mojave Midnights @mojavemidnights.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
because it's French. she slapped together some French words for "flying death", or something like that, and used it as his name.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hey, I’m just asking questions. Ignorant questions, bigoted questions, questions that have been repeatedly answered for many years. Sorry, but I’m not listening to answers right now; I’m far too busy asking questions. It’s called being intellectually curious.
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Mojave Midnights @mojavemidnights.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I've only seen it used that way by the world's worst people and I'm trying not to see it as an automatic red flag but my god do they make it difficult
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happy filth_oween @filth-waste.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
there can be other cuck furnishings you know. like the cuck stationary bike. for the active cuck
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Mojave Midnights @mojavemidnights.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I mean you just gotta put a stop to it
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy
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Mojave Midnights @mojavemidnights.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's extremely difficult to recreate that in the modern era (at least with a character who attends public school), and making her pure as the driven snow removes the humanity and agency from the character.
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Mojave Midnights @mojavemidnights.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Carrie is originally an extremely isolated girl raised by a crazed and abusive fundamentalist. Through no fault of her own, she's very weird and a social outcast. The book opens with her getting her first period at age 15 and having no idea what's happening - that's how sheltered she is.
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Mojave Midnights @mojavemidnights.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
some posts, I didn't need to check and see who posted them
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Mojave Midnights @mojavemidnights.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
really can't overstate how many times I've seen this happen. and God help them if they happen to get paired up first with someone too inexperienced to do this, because the second person they get paired with will beat the living shit out of them.
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Sam Weller @samwellerauthor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is the most remarkable story Ray Bradbury ever shared with me. He told it to me late one night, sitting in his den of antiquities and mementos. Take five minutes to read this. It’s pure magic. #Writing #Living #Creativity #RayBradbury #BookSky
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Mojave Midnights @mojavemidnights.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
a lot of things made more sense to me when I saw a heat map of the global Jewish population and realized how many people go their whole lives without ever meeting a Jewish person
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Mojave Midnights @mojavemidnights.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
4 minutes of Alfred Molina making the movie you heard this was, and the rest is like "what if a woman GOT REVENGE... on the women who did nothing about a rape, while lightly scolding actual rapists? this is rly feminist of us btw"
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Mojave Midnights @mojavemidnights.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
heyyyyy haha so like when's that grappling contest again?
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clyde bruckman's skeleton's final repost @ultralaser.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
ceos basically work at a slot machine and there's a big lever labelled "don't" and they come in every single day feeling lucky
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