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Moby Hick

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The transition from cock fighting to Pokémon Go was easier than I thought it would be.

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Daniel Drezner @dandrezner.bsky.social · 22h
Oh I assure you this was intentionally leaked to Fox Business. It was entirely intended for public consumption.
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
After years of championing "free speech," Texas lawmakers have enabled a dramatic rise of censorship in Texas universities, banning concepts, canceling courses and closing departments seen as "woke," and even using AI bots as censors. All in the name of freedom. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/1...
In other professors’ syllabi, the bot flagged the Pulitzer Prize–winning play Angels in America by Tony Kushner, essays by the Mexican American MacArthur genius grant recipient Sandra Cisneros, and materials related to a class about the Holocaust (that professor was told to drop material regarding Nazi persecution of LGBTQ people).

Putting aside the ideological slant of the new rules, the bot, like many large language models, seems to “hallucinate,” or make mistakes. The AAUP lawsuit lists texts banned for their “sex-based ecofeminist framework” and “gendered ecofeminist frameworks.” These phrases might sound persuasively like academese, but the academics behind the lawsuit had never heard of them; these concepts “do not exist,” the complaint says. Matthew Pehl, a history professor at Tech, told me that he knew several people who’d received reports from the system that were “plainly written by an AI that had hallucinated content or confused content from one class to another.”
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Mei 🪽 @meidotwav.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence.
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tweety fish oh wow like a chimera or something spoooky @sifu.tweety.fish · 10/10/2026
🎵sometimes you wanna GO where everybody knows your NAAAAME 🎵
jar jar binks and liberty biberty in hooters with malort
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Erica Henderson @ericafails.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Currently at the bathroom at NYCC having the worst shit of my life and someone outside of my stall says "Erica Henderson is here" and it takes me a few seconds to realize they mean the con and not the toilet
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Trump's suit appears to be part of Jos. A. Bank's Traveler line. The suit is listed as having been made abroad using a wool-polyester-spandex blend. The company describes it as having the "ultimate stretch" and was designed to minimize body odor.
Trump wearing a blue suit on stage. He is flashing his jacket open, such that you can see the interior labels. One label says Jos. A. Bank. A product shot from Jos. A. Bank's website. This is from the Traveler line. It appears to match the label in Trump's suit. A photo from the product page touts that the suit is made from a new "fabric technology" that has "ultimate stretch performance" and "anti-microbial/ reduce moisture and odor" qualities. There is a photo of a man wearing the suit. From the product page: "Product Details & Care
Stay comfortable and confident with this Traveler® Collection suit separates jacket, powered by innovative 37.5 © technology. Designed to maintain your body's ideal microclimate, the fabric removes moisture at the vapor stage to keep you dry before sweat even forms. Plus, 37.5 helps absorb and trap odor molecules, keeping you fresh and ready for every occasion. Offering maximum mobility with built-in stretch, this jacket moves effortlessly with you throughout your day. As part of the suit separates collection, it allows you to customize your fit by selecting jacket, vest, and pant sizes individually, ensuring a tailored look that's perfect for you.
Traditional Fit
Two button
Natural stretch fabric
Water- and stain-resistant
Performance stretch lining
66% wool, 30% 37.5 polyester, 4% spandex
Dry clean only
Imported

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Shop worry-free knowing returns are free on every purchase. Return within 90 days from original date of purchase at any Jos. A. Bank store or by mail at no cost. See our Return Policy for more details."
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hey, I’m just asking questions. Ignorant questions, bigoted questions, questions that have been repeatedly answered for many years. Sorry, but I’m not listening to answers right now; I’m far too busy asking questions. It’s called being intellectually curious.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Trump is planning to host a third gala for the top investors of his $TRUMP crypto coin. He and his family have raked in $2.2 billion from their crypto ventures, while their investors have lost almost the same amount. They’ll fleece anyone they can — even their own supporters.
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Elizabeth @tinymysteries.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 19/09/2026
rough first week for humans at the intergalactic council. everyone was really nice but we spent a lot of time at orientation trying to figure out what made us unique among all the galaxy's species. turns out we're the only ones who thought to deep fry cheese. that's it. we're the fried cheese planet
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Moby Hick @mobyhick.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Bartender was suggesting a drink of Malort and McConnell's Irish Whisky. Intrigued, but not drinking it.
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Scott Lemieux @lemieuxlgm.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"I can’t think of a single prominent political position which has been more thoroughly refuted by ensuing events than the notion that liberals were overreacting about Donald Trump" www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2026/09/not-...
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Not just a river in Egypt - Lawyers, Guns & Money
A couple of commenters reminded me of something I’ve been inchoately puzzling over now and again: DamnYankeesLGM: The question that keeps coming up – obviously, what did people think they were voting ...
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Kieran Healy @kjhealy.co · 17/09/2026
I think even the I Never Thought Leopards Would Eat My Face people are getting to the point where they’re saying “Look, I’ve got my pride—I thought at least my face would get eaten by, you know, a leopard, not by this giant fucking dummy.”
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 15/09/2026
“trump will destroy everything he cannot own in perpetuity” is one reason i am filled with dread over 2028
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Rep. Summer Lee @repsummerlee.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
We cannot build a safer future by further building a surveillance state. Flock cameras & now ALPRs are expanding the ability to track people’s movements, often without their consent. Public safety matters, but so do our constitutional rights, privacy, & freedom to live without constant monitoring.
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It’s not just Flock. These cameras, ALPRs may also be in your community
Backlash to Flock cameras has been growing in recent months, but the surveillance equipment company isn’t the only one that may be operating in your neighborhood.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This idea applies to other things. If you wear a big sun hat, a polo shirt, and a pair of baggy cargo shorts to the zoo, you can tell people wholly fabricated, rather incorrect information about the animals and they will believe you.
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Scott Lemieux @lemieuxlgm.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I am in fact extremely angry about Bush v. Gore and have written about it often. But that's the side Ralph Nader was on. Bush winning wasn't an incidental byproduct of Nader's campaign -- it was the outcome he sought to achieve and did (by, for example, refusing to stop running in swing states)
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Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
john fetterman is the first rat in history to climb onto a sinking ship.
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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This, too, is whitewashing, is reputation laundering. Letting these Nazi fucks pretend anonymously that they’d really like to constrain him but lack the ability, that’s a vicious lie.
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
this website is bad for my brain
Raisin Brain smiling sun holding two scoops of raising with two hands superimposed over him, as if stretching him open
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
if you're in the us open, it seems like there'd be nothing stopping you from just reaching out there and grabbing the serve instead of returning it and running away. like i get it, it would probably destroy your career, but still. free tennis ball
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STEVE-il Dead Rise @snark.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Every week the richest man in the world, who is both an unambiguous white supremacist and the largest Republican donor, posts heinous racist and antisemitic slop to the social media network he controls. Every week, reporters fail to treat this as a scandal worth their readers' time.
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Lindsay Beyerstein @beyerstein.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Fetterman is dressing for the job he wants: squeegee kid
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 04/09/2026
I do feel a little bit bad for everyone trying to make the case for reasonable AI applications in daily life when the health and human services secretary of the United States is using it to make images of himself sauerkraut cucking the secretary of state
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Aaron Cohen @unlikelywords.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Gummy Bears don't feel pain in a way that matters.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Liberals say the Supreme Court is hastening the end of our democracy. They’re wrong— the Supreme Court is hastening the end of our republic.
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Phineas, a corpse @phineas.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Hire me for more after-the-fact marketing insights
A venn diagram. On the left a blue circle labeled 'People who would read a book' Inside that is a pink circle labeled 'People who would read a James Patterson book'. To the right, not touching any of the first circles, is a yellow circle labeled 'People who would piss on mr beast if he was on fire' Between the two large circles is a very small dotted line, non-existent circle with an arrow pointing to it labeled  'Potential market for a mr beast/James Patterson collaboration'
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MotherPuck’n Chuck @motherluvinchuck.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Kevin Seccia @kevinseccia.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
If you’re a recent murderer talking to Columbo and he’s casually curious about how a crime could’ve happened in a certain way, there’s no need to wildly speculate! Just nod and say “Yeah that’s weird. I have no idea.”
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J. Sam Drolet @jsamdrolet.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
So they were thrilled about the Nazis as long as they were targeting people they already hated. But of course they didn’t stop there. Niemöller realized his mistake when they came after Protestant converts from Judaism, but by then it was too late and they came for him too.
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Stan Oklobdzija @stano.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Amazing to live in a country where the secret police are handling inter-chud beefs. It's like the Night of Long Knives playing out in the parking lot of a Dollar General.
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 27/08/2026
two guys sitting around in a nudist colony for the very rich decide to start a book club, and the first guy says to the second guy, “by the way, old boy, have you read Marx?” and the second guy says “yes, awful, aren’t they? I think it’s the wicker chairs.”
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Ricky Davila @therickydavila.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
A big fuck you to the media pundits who were paid to tell the public that people were overreacting about the Project 2025 MAGA-Nazi agenda and how dangerous it would be for the United States and democracy if implemented. We are now witnessing it and experiencing it every day.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
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Raw Story @rawstory.com · 25/08/2026
The Trump-installed board that runs the Kennedy Center told a federal judge the building will have to be torn down unless President Donald Trump's name goes on it.
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Trump board threatens to destroy 'unsafe' Kennedy Center in apocalyptic court filing
The Trump-installed board that runs the Kennedy Center told a federal judge the building will have to be torn down unless President Donald Trump's name goes on it.Justice Department lawyers made the argument for Trump on Monday in a court filing before U.S. District Judge Christopher Cooper. It oppo...
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Micah @rincewind.run · 24/08/2026
my kingdom for a population without the political memory of a concussed goldfish
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David @crookedknight.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
>BESSENT ON IRAN: 'WE ARE GOING TO COLLAPSE THIS REGIME' Fuckin Oracle at Delphi-ass treasury secretary
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Moby Hick @mobyhick.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
If someone polled me about a Rubio vs Tucker Carlson vs Harris presidential election and a Vance vs Tucker Carlson vs Harris presidential election, who was it?
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
bad idea
photo of lighthouse with headline about giving them away because gps makes them unnecessary then image of Archer with words do you want area x because this is how you get area x

created by reddit user lestratagefatale
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Grunion Shaftoe 🅅 @grunionshaftoe.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Everyone wanted to know @sifu.tweety.fish's origin story.
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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
still think daily about the time I was at Arby's and the person in front of me asked what the "healthy option" was, and the cashier responded "leaving"
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Crow @abbyjane.cloverdalelane.com · 14/08/2026
I think about this a lot.
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eat shit, René Magritte
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Mauv @ThatsMauvelous • 1d the machine refused to recognize my humanity until i professed to believe that a sign painted to look like a traffic light is indeed a traffic light.
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STEVE-il Dead Rise @snark.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
My God, @ryannorth.ca had a 22-year-old callback in today's Dinosaur Comcs. (www.qwantz.com/index.php?co..., referencing www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...; I still sometimes quote the video some people made based on the latter).
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Dinosaur Comics!
and finally not least of all an utterly exhaustive list of things that can't be done
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
'lots of middle aged men are taking gear' very underrated explanation for what's going on in the world right now
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Moby Hick @mobyhick.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Are the new Waymos supposed to look like they have a face or did I catch pareidolia from the lettuce?
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Elizabeth Warren @warren.senate.gov · 09/08/2026
At 4:30 AM, Republicans confirmed Trump’s Attorney General: - Trump’s personal lawyer - Refused to release the Epstein Files - Pushed for a $1.8 billion slush fund for Trump allies - Gave Trump tax audit immunity - Pledged to block abortion access nationwide
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🎃 🧙🏻‍♀️Yell 👻 Growler💀🎃 @yaelwrites.com · 08/08/2026
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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 08/08/2026
Shitting my pants, but not in the way you're thinking (I ate my pants yesterday)
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capitolhunters @capitolhunters.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
When Todd Blanche's DOJ begins rounding up protestors we will need to go back to this thread to understand how authoritarianism starts. Not because people are scared. Because some weak, pathetic politicians want to be liked. By a LA prof who knows Sen. Bill Cassidy, who cast the deciding vote.
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