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No human is illegal. ICE out of SWK. @tinymysteries.bsky.social · 1h
Today I am 41
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No human is illegal. ICE out of SWK. @tinymysteries.bsky.social · 13h
The Rays are pretty evil too
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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 14h
It's cool that the American political system gave ultimate control of the nuclear football to a senile pedophile twice, including a popular vote win after a failed coup attempt. Anyway, you should be our ally.
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Scott Lemieux @lemieuxlgm.bsky.social · 15h
TFW you're a cafeteria Catholic and the cafeteria is Guy's American Kitchen
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No human is illegal. ICE out of SWK. @tinymysteries.bsky.social · 15h
The fact that Sam Alito isn’t scared of the fires of Hell is really something. I didn’t think I have seen a devout Catholic who has serious case blood lust than Sam Alito.
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Mike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 16h
Whatever one’s opinion of the death penalty in the abstract, the particulars of how it’s implemented and who it’s applied to in the US are moral abominations
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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 16h
there are moral arguments against the death penalty in its ideal form but in real life you never need to get there. the prior question is "can the state be trusted to end the life only of the rightly convicted without torture?" and the answer is no
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No human is illegal. ICE out of SWK. @tinymysteries.bsky.social · 16h
Can you imagine how great it would have been if the Phillies collapsed this afternoon lol
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No human is illegal. ICE out of SWK. @tinymysteries.bsky.social · 16h
The Red Sox collapsing? In this economy?
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No human is illegal. ICE out of SWK. @tinymysteries.bsky.social · 17h
I’m saving this for when the Cubs lose
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Realizing the Mike Tomlin (William and Mary c/o 1994) might have known the members of Seven Mary Three (W&M c/o 1995).
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 18h
crylaughing at the thought of Mike Tomlin getting home after a long day of listening to Aaron Rodgers and just straight up dissociating for five hours in Minecraft 
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No human is illegal. ICE out of SWK. @tinymysteries.bsky.social · 20h
This is a man who has to have pictures of his wife all over his office to remind him to not cheat on her and he has history of sexually assaulting women. I don’t think Pete Hegseth is a closeted gay man.
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No human is illegal. ICE out of SWK. @tinymysteries.bsky.social · 21h
I really, really hate the Phillies lol
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No human is illegal. ICE out of SWK. @tinymysteries.bsky.social · 22h
Dylan Lee looks like Ramzan Kadyrov
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No human is illegal. ICE out of SWK. @tinymysteries.bsky.social · 22h
Jesus Christ
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No human is illegal. ICE out of SWK. @tinymysteries.bsky.social · 22h
lol John Kruk is in the booth for this?
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No human is illegal. ICE out of SWK. @tinymysteries.bsky.social · 22h
I was pretty checked out with baseball this season but watching the Phillies eat shit will never get old.
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Jon Hegglund @jonhegglund.bsky.social · 22h
pasteurized milk would've caught that
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No human is illegal. ICE out of SWK. @tinymysteries.bsky.social · 22h
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Stassa Edwards @stassa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Still can't believe that all that ink was wasted on the male loneliness epidemic
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 30/09/2026
The guy who proclaimed the Iowa Hawkeyes are the Atlanta Hawks also said a month ago that anyone who thinks Michigan fans say "beat Ohio" doesn't know ball. The absolute goat in the crowded "Republicans don't know ball" marketplace. Yes he voted for his govt to control college sports, why do you ask
The Hawks/Hawkeyes guy accusing libs a month ago of not knowing ball

Eric Schmitt
@Eric_Schmitt
“Beat Ohio?”

Tell me you don’t know ball with saying you don’t know ball.
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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
ITS THE LAKE OF AMERICA. ITS THE DEPARTMENT OF WAR. ITS THE GULF OF AMERICA. ITS SUPER INTELLIGENCE. You people sound like fucking North Koreans
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Kandorkovich @dangcoolgalaxy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“Doxxing the gang-rape victim” is something too ugly for words
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No human is illegal. ICE out of SWK. @tinymysteries.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Old enough to remember if you called Michael Tracey a scumbag back in 2016 you got screamed at by Freddie deBoer, Liz Bruenig, Todd Hitler and Carl Beijer.
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Art Of Coop @artofcoop.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He looks like he can’t wait to say “heil hitler”
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Art Of Coop @artofcoop.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I know we’re not supposed to goof on people’s looks, but if this is what being a billionaire does to you, I’m happy to be a poor slob
Peter Thiel looking like a particularly vicious Dan Clowes drawing
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No human is illegal. ICE out of SWK. @tinymysteries.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Vance Schmitt 2028
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No human is illegal. ICE out of SWK. @tinymysteries.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We should be able to look at Michael Tracey and Ben Ryan’s hard drives imho
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Eileen Clancy 🧿 @clancyny.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And, look who is promoting this campaign. Also, there is a name floating around X. No one has any idea if the name of that person is truly this Jane Doe.
Benjamin Ryan @ @benryanwriter • 42m
Journalist Michael Tracey is looking to disclose the identity of
Jane Doe, who filed the lawsuit against seven Cornell men,
alleging they gang raped her in a frat house.

The suit names the men but not the plaintiff.

Should Jane Doe's name be made public? Why or why not?

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Michael Tracey 
@mtracey

If you happen to know who this Cornell "Jane Doe" is,
get in touch and I would be happy to publish her
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No human is illegal. ICE out of SWK. @tinymysteries.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They voted for Trump because they wanted him to deport brown people and didn’t think he was going to do the other stuff that he constantly talked about doing.
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No human is illegal. ICE out of SWK. @tinymysteries.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It is wild how Republicans really are the pro-rape party.
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Snitty @clofsnitville.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Schmitt fuckup is getting all the attention, but Kennedy's behavior was absolutely pernicious and the clear lean into fascism throughout the hearings is the reason why I continue to say the GOP can persist, or the Republic can persist, but not both.
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Snitty @clofsnitville.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The GOP knows what they're doing at this point. They did it with Christine Blasey Ford, with the Ukraine whistleblower, and with others involved in the Russia investigation. They're trying to ruin Smith's life and make him and his family a target of violence.
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Snitty @clofsnitville.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What I think Coons stopped short of saying but seemed clear to me is that if another January 6 happens, the GOP will be absolutely fine with it, and is perhaps encouraging it. And Kennedy in my view was clearly encouraging threats against Smith's wife.
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Snitty @clofsnitville.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The hearing in my view - and I think in that of Chris Coons as well, based on comments I heard to MS Now in the car - is that it was intended for a MAGA audience to discredit the upcoming midterms, and that's absolutely right.
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Snitty @clofsnitville.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I was listening to the Jack Smith hearing in the car on the way back from Pennsylvania today and heard the whole Schmitt fuckup and I am happy to see that it seems to be blowing up on him. Not sure I see as much blowback for Sen. Kennedy's disgraceful smearing of Smith and Smith's wife.
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No human is illegal. ICE out of SWK. @tinymysteries.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The conservatives on the Supreme Court really don’t fear Hell.
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Odd Hack @oddhack.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That guy should have tased Michael Tracey even harder if we're being honest.
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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the house is a mess and can’t go back into session without a vote on impeaching hegseth so this is stuck for at least a month and a half
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J. Emory Parker 🏳️‍🌈 @jaspar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Shot
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J. Emory Parker 🏳️‍🌈 @jaspar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Chaser
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No human is illegal. ICE out of SWK. @tinymysteries.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This isn’t going to pass the House and people are getting are riled up because you are bored.
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No human is illegal. ICE out of SWK. @tinymysteries.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Time to block Timothy Burke (again)
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I don’t know if it’ll pass the House, and it’ll likely get struck down by the courts, but for a lot of these politicians, their top priority is reifying the B1G and SEC so their schools don’t fall out of the top tier.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There’s a ton of Democratic senators who supported this bill because they represent states whose flagship schools are in the B1G and they think if they do nothing the schools might be at risk of getting left out of a Super League.
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No human is illegal. ICE out of SWK. @tinymysteries.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This was my senior year of college.
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TT @tathompsonks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hamilton's digital director is a former Republican staffer and surely knows or has experienced this. Playing him like a fiddle.
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TT @tathompsonks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The funny thing about Hamilton baiting him into this is no sane political consultant would say drawing more attention to this is a positive. This is purely a temper tantrum from Marshall. His anger issues are well known in R circles and out west.
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