Sharpey @mnsharpe.bsky.social · 17/06/2025Visit someone’s home at Pompeii and they’ll cut off one of your hands. The locals don’t like two-wrists on their doorstep. #LunchPun 050
Reposted by SharpeyJohn-Paul @jpkeates.com · 10/06/2025Managed to fatten up my chicken without too much effort. Really podged a pullet there. #LunchPun 0141
Sharpey @mnsharpe.bsky.social · 10/06/2025There’s a killer on the loose in Malibu. Rum for your lives! #LunchPun 050
Reposted by SharpeyGlum Rock @jimblower.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Local kids have graffitied NGBA all over my van and that's bang out of order. #LunchPun 1101
Sharpey @mnsharpe.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Just bought a tasty fruit pie from Feargal Sharkey. Good tart these days is hard to find. #LunchPun 160
Sharpey @mnsharpe.bsky.social · 06/06/2025Bugs Bunny loves contemporary ballads. That’s all Folk! 🎶 #LunchPun 060
Sharpey @mnsharpe.bsky.social · 04/06/2025You broke my favourite bowl, but didn’t apologise. Totally dishrespectful. #LunchPun 050
Reposted by Sharpeytrick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 31/05/2025they should make vegetables out of pork crackling 57529
Sharpey @mnsharpe.bsky.social · 29/05/2025What did the greengrocer say to his family before dinner? “Lettuce pray”. #LunchPun 040
Sharpey @mnsharpe.bsky.social · 28/05/2025Why couldn’t you hear the flying dinosaur going to the toilet? Because with pterodactyls, the P is silent. #LunchPun 050
Reposted by SharpeyBob Heller @bobheller.bsky.social · 28/05/2025"Psssst hey... Psssssst... Quit eating my face." -- The Polar Bear Whisperer 0114
Sharpey @mnsharpe.bsky.social · 27/05/2025While in Egypt, I saw these HUGE pyramid-shaped mounds of chocolate. They are the tombs of Ferreros. #LunchPun 060
Sharpey @mnsharpe.bsky.social · 26/05/2025Happy Birthday to The Proclaimers. I hope you haver wonderful day. #LunchPun 030
Sharpey @mnsharpe.bsky.social · 23/05/2025As Team GB became World Jenga Champions, Sir Winston Churchill offered his praise by saying, “This was their finest tower”. #LunchPun 0100
Sharpey @mnsharpe.bsky.social · 22/05/2025Scotland’s football fans love an apple pastry pudding. Which is why they’re known as the Tarte Tatin Army. #LunchPun 080
Sharpey @mnsharpe.bsky.social · 21/05/2025I’ll be dressed as a KitKat on Friday. I’m going a wafer the weekend. #LunchPun 1110
Sharpey @mnsharpe.bsky.social · 20/05/2025Bananarama are in a restaurant, when Vito Corleone walks over to their table to take their order. All of a sudden, he starts writing CIAO, GRAZIE and BUONGIORNO on a blackboard. Robert De Niro’s waiting, chalking Italian. #LunchPun 090
Sharpey @mnsharpe.bsky.social · 19/05/2025Welsh David did NOT set fire to that female sheep. I’m telling the truth. Would Dai light a ewe? #LunchPun 050
Sharpey @mnsharpe.bsky.social · 16/05/2025Liverpool’s Steve McManaman always wore number 666 on his shirt. The Macca the beast. #LunchPun 040
Sharpey @mnsharpe.bsky.social · 13/05/2025My mate Thomas now identifies as a tank engine. He’s trainsexual. #LunchPun 070
Reposted by SharpeyBrian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 11/05/2025Just curious, what’s the tariff on a $400 million jet from Qatar? 1620469199464
Sharpey @mnsharpe.bsky.social · 12/05/2025“We once had a Mexican teacher at this school”. “Taught ‘ere?”. “Yeah, that was his nickname”. #LunchPun 040
Sharpey @mnsharpe.bsky.social · 09/05/2025Jennifer Aniston keeps getting stopped by police, a classic case of Rachel profiling. #LunchPun 050
Sharpey @mnsharpe.bsky.social · 08/05/2025When I was a lad, if I found a magazine of bra-less ladies, I’d be shouting it from the ooft! tops. #LunchPun 030
Reposted by Sharpey𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 06/05/2025[to the tune of 𝘐 𝘚𝘩𝘰𝘵 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘚𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘧𝘧] 🎵 I paid the tariff But I couldn’t buy necessities. Oh my oh 🎵 I paid the tariff But I did not find no breakfast tea. Oh no oh 🎵 I paid the tariff But I could not score no celery. Ooh, ooh, ooh 🎵 I paid the tariff But the prices nearly buried me. Oh my oh 116448
Reposted by SharpeyEd Morrish @edmorrish.com · 06/05/2025imagine simone inzaghi’s team talks for this match: “go and kick the child” #thefootball 2112
Reposted by SharpeyThe Card @thecard.bsky.social · 07/05/2025Is it weird that the only fictional characters I like are ones I wouldn't want anything to do with in real life? 0121
Reposted by Sharpeyjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 07/05/2025i have been in three completely different establishments today that have, at some point while i was there, played “what a fool believes” 2223289141
Reposted by SharpeyEmily Andras @emandras.bsky.social · 07/05/2025For every doll you deny me I will push another jet off an aircraft carrier 161167402749
Reposted by SharpeyMr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 07/05/2025Spending the day at the rest stop providing sweet, sweet relief to long haul truckers. 32713
Reposted by Sharpeyandy vs. @im-all-id.me · 07/05/2025Dreaming of my call being used for training porpoises 14570134
Reposted by Sharpeybacon popsicle 🧴 @gupton68.bsky.social · 07/05/2025I’ve created so many shitposts I could build a shitfence. 15383126
Reposted by SharpeyKlen 🏳️⚧️ @klenathstar.bsky.social · 06/05/2025I'm nowhere NEAR my peak yet - this is just the beginning 3593
Reposted by SharpeyYour Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 06/05/2025it's just a nonstop firehose of malevolent buffoonery 14704100
Reposted by Sharpey𝔾𝕦𝕒𝕔𝕒𝕞𝕠𝕝𝕖 𝔻𝕒𝕧𝕖 🥑 @davidtaylornyc.bsky.social · 07/05/2025It's not too late for #FIFA to change the World Cup to being held in #Canada and #Mexico, instead of co-hosting with the US. 56720
Reposted by SharpeyOpinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 07/05/2025just eat the bay leaf. nothing matters. 311697374
Reposted by SharpeyJonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 06/05/2025I’m all for smarter cars but I could do without my brake pads knowing every single time I have $800 in my bank account 1147021
Reposted by SharpeyZave @zavierdtx.blacksky.app · 07/05/2025I've decided to stop having crushes on men until I get some reciprocity around here! 1578
Reposted by SharpeyQuite Interesting @qi.com · 07/05/202596% of fireworks in the US, including those used in Independence Day celebrations, are imported from China. 49804149
Reposted by Sharpeypixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 07/05/2025*drunk at the conclave* nooooooo don’t pick him he sucks 514398542
Sharpey @mnsharpe.bsky.social · 06/05/2025The guy who owns Greggs is in the hotel room next to me. He must be sleeping, because he’s put a sign on his door which reads, ‘Doughnut Disturb’. #LunchPun 050
Sharpey @mnsharpe.bsky.social · 02/05/2025If I fail my driving test and have to resit, there’ll be ‘L’ to pay. #LunchPun 030
