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Glum Rock

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Left to my own devices I probably wouldn't.

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Glum Rock @jimblower.bsky.social · 10h
🎶🎵 It's like 115 guilty charges When you've already won. And who would have thought, "It figures." 🎶🎵
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Alanis Ironic Car Scene
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Glum Rock @jimblower.bsky.social · 10h
In Llandudno today... ...sensing the presence of a certain demographic... ...to which I am also contributing... ...lovely cafe mind.
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Glum Rock @jimblower.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Lovely to see that Delta has moved on from the taxi work. #Strictly
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Glum Rock @jimblower.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Is Nikita diabetic? #Strictly
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Glum Rock @jimblower.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The inter-dance banter between the hosts and judges is some of the cringiest telly I've seen in a long while. #Strictly
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Glum Rock @jimblower.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Graham's got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one. #Strictly
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Glum Rock @jimblower.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Of course I know what it is. #Strictly
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Glum Rock @jimblower.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Me checking for online content on my phone... #Strictly
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Glum Rock @jimblower.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Surely one of the judges has to say, "Tidy"? #Strictly
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Glum Rock @jimblower.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
...continuing the car wash theme... #Strictly
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Glum Rock @jimblower.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I heard Craig say it's like Ken Dodd doing the tango. #Strictly
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Glum Rock @jimblower.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I saw Nicky Campbell on the tube once. Can I be a contestant on #Strictly?
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Glum Rock @jimblower.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Loving the chemistry between the new comperes on #Strictly.
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Glum Rock @jimblower.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I can only hope that Wirtz returns from 3 weeks of Klopp's mentorship a different, better, more confident player. #BOULIV
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Glum Rock @jimblower.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
We’ve had a village referendum.
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Glum Rock @jimblower.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Washington DC vs Piddington.
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Trumpton Fire Brigade ultra @captainflack.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Piddington Village Fete looks impressive
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Glum Rock @jimblower.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Last day of my holidays tomorrow. 😢 I'm retired, so back to no work on Monday. 😃
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Glum Rock @jimblower.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Okay. We understand that the people of Piddington can't actually leave the UK, but can we all agree a proposal that they have the right to leave the UK in their own minds?
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Glum Rock @jimblower.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A reboot of the Australian adventure series about a daring marsupial but with a twist - the kangaroo is permanently pissed. Working title: Squiffy. Come on Channel 5...let's get this commissioned.
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Glum Rock @jimblower.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Hey Google. Tell me what irony looks like...
An sponsored advert describing how to get rid of sponsored adverts.
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Glum Rock @jimblower.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The doctor who did Bradley Barcola's medical before he signed for Liverpool. #LIVATM
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Codfather #FBPE 🇫🇷🇪🇺 @codfather.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
😂 Love the Sweater take off - lol
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Glum Rock @jimblower.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Been lumping guttering around all day. Feeling totally drained.
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Glum Rock @jimblower.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Little tip for everyone... Don't ever show interest in a second hand fridge in Facebook Marketplace. It will pursue you like Inspector Javert with notifications and suggestions for white goods for all eternity. I dreamed a dream in time gone by When hope was high and life worth living...
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Glum Rock @jimblower.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Downgrade a movie BladeJogger.
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Glum Rock @jimblower.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
When I first glanced at this flyer, I honestly thought it said, "Have you considered a career in cake?" I was interested initially, but didn't want to sponge off the state.
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Glum Rock @jimblower.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Porn Parody of a classic novel: The F*cking Idiot.
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Glum Rock @jimblower.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
And there it was... Noson dda. #TOTP
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Glum Rock @jimblower.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
These days you would whip up a PowerPoint to go with the MJ number one. #TOTP
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Glum Rock @jimblower.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Spagna always demanded a Van der Graaf generator be available in the green room. #TOTP
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Glum Rock @jimblower.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Nostalgia...it's not what it used to be you know. #TOTP
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Glum Rock @jimblower.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Jon Bon Jovi's got a velcro chest... pass it on. #TOTP
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Glum Rock @jimblower.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Unnecessary rock ballad klaxon. #TOTP
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Glum Rock @jimblower.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
If you do get a wish that will come true, don't ask for a dick that touches the floor. #TOTP #IYKYK
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Glum Rock @jimblower.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Didn't Five Star's lead singer try to revive her career on BGT? #TOTP
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Glum Rock @jimblower.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
My Five Star review. They're a bit shit. #TOTP
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Glum Rock @jimblower.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Just counted 75% dead people in the first 10 seconds. Feeling old anyone? #TOTP
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Glum Rock @jimblower.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Eileen is what you call a woman with one leg longer than the other. #TOTP
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Glum Rock @jimblower.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Duran Duran hadn't planned on filming this in Sri Lanka, but when they got to Colombo they thought "Just one more thing..." #TOTP Grateful thanks to all who read to the end of this contrived shite. 👍
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Glum Rock @jimblower.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Talk Talk provide catchy new romantic songs and a range of mobile and broadband services. #TOTP
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Glum Rock @jimblower.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The song writing process... #TOTP
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Glum Rock @jimblower.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Whatever Coventry's plan was, it ain't working! #ARSCOV
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DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 20/08/2026
A guy walks into the bank, pulls out a gun, points it at the teller, and screams, 'Give me all your money or you're geography!' The teller says, 'Don't you mean history?' The robber replies, 'Don't change the subject!'
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Glum Rock @jimblower.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Cafe owners waiting for you to finish your coffee before they bring your cooked breakfast.
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Stormviking010 Blocky Timberlake
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Glum Rock @jimblower.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Police have arrested a man in town today who was causing a nuisance by singing a medley of Steps songs whilst waving a massive Union Jack flag. He is being charged with GBH.
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Glum Rock @jimblower.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Just bought a box set of films... Love Actually...Thank You. Notting Hill...You're Welcome. About Time...After You. All written by Richard Courteous.
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Glum Rock @jimblower.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Maresca replacing Guardiola. #ARSMCI
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Glum Rock @jimblower.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Just seen a seven year old on TV say they want to be a YouTuber when they grow up. What ever happened to fireman or astronaut, ffs?
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Glum Rock @jimblower.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
La Sauce HP est un mélange de haute qualité de fruits orientaux, d'épices et de vinaigre.
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