iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

𝔾𝕦𝕒𝕔𝕒𝕞𝕠𝕝𝕖 𝔻𝕒𝕧𝕖 🥑 @davidtaylornyc.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

@meidascanada.ca Pepperidge Farm (and Guacamole Dave) remember Victory Gardens! They're an equally good idea now, but for different reasons.

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𝔾𝕦𝕒𝕔𝕒𝕞𝕠𝕝𝕖 𝔻𝕒𝕧𝕖 🥑 @davidtaylornyc.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

Yes, because of the war/AB privacy leaks/general dumbf*ckery in the world I've spent a lot of time on the evil site. Looking forward to reading all the good things that have happened to my peeps. I guarantee I'll post plenty of gardening pics in the upcoming months.

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𝔾𝕦𝕒𝕔𝕒𝕞𝕠𝕝𝕖 𝔻𝕒𝕧𝕖 🥑 @davidtaylornyc.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

If you like '50s music, you'll get some fresh stuff in 24 years.

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𝔾𝕦𝕒𝕔𝕒𝕞𝕠𝕝𝕖 𝔻𝕒𝕧𝕖 🥑 @davidtaylornyc.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

Who else makes chicken pot pie at 3 a.m.? For the second time in three days?

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𝔾𝕦𝕒𝕔𝕒𝕞𝕠𝕝𝕖 𝔻𝕒𝕧𝕖 🥑 @davidtaylornyc.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

The @goldenglobes.bsky.social slighted me again. My performance of "Capturing Lightning On The Roof To Send Down A Shiny Copper Wire" was electrifying!

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𝔾𝕦𝕒𝕔𝕒𝕞𝕠𝕝𝕖 𝔻𝕒𝕧𝕖 🥑 @davidtaylornyc.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

I haven't had fried Vienna Sausages in 30 years and I'm OK with that

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𝔾𝕦𝕒𝕔𝕒𝕞𝕠𝕝𝕖 𝔻𝕒𝕧𝕖 🥑 @davidtaylornyc.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

I think of the farmers; they really need a substantial moisture column for their crops to grow throughout the season, especially beneficial with the hot spells we experience. If it equates to shovelling more (and more often) in the city, so be it. Plus, it means I can plant more broccoli. 😁 #snow

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𝔾𝕦𝕒𝕔𝕒𝕞𝕠𝕝𝕖 𝔻𝕒𝕧𝕖 🥑 @davidtaylornyc.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

The walks and driveway are done. I think I deserve this. Cheemo perogi with sauteed onions, Mundare sausage, Whiz, and sour cream.

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𝔾𝕦𝕒𝕔𝕒𝕞𝕠𝕝𝕖 𝔻𝕒𝕧𝕖 🥑 @davidtaylornyc.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

I got back just after midnight on New Years' Day after 17 days on the road. - paperwork is done - laundry is done - house is cleaned - meals are prepped - fridge is cleaned and reorganized - a steak has been eaten Just need to shovel the driveway and walks of 45 cm of snow! Happy New Year!

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𝔾𝕦𝕒𝕔𝕒𝕞𝕠𝕝𝕖 𝔻𝕒𝕧𝕖 🥑 @davidtaylornyc.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

I've been working so much and didn't realize Festivus is approaching

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𝔾𝕦𝕒𝕔𝕒𝕞𝕠𝕝𝕖 𝔻𝕒𝕧𝕖 🥑 @davidtaylornyc.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

I would like to thank their imaginary god for their stunning loss because they were too busy praising him and didn't realize the whistle hadn't been blown yet

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𝔾𝕦𝕒𝕔𝕒𝕞𝕠𝕝𝕖 𝔻𝕒𝕧𝕖 🥑 @davidtaylornyc.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

Sure, frequent hotel stay awards are nice, but we really want taco trucks parked out front.

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𝔾𝕦𝕒𝕔𝕒𝕞𝕠𝕝𝕖 𝔻𝕒𝕧𝕖 🥑 @davidtaylornyc.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

It would be steak night at camp if it were Saturday. It's Tuesday.

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𝔾𝕦𝕒𝕔𝕒𝕞𝕠𝕝𝕖 𝔻𝕒𝕧𝕖 🥑 @davidtaylornyc.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

How to make a $4 pizza taste like a $16 pizza: Add $12 of ingredients

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𝔾𝕦𝕒𝕔𝕒𝕞𝕠𝕝𝕖 𝔻𝕒𝕧𝕖 🥑 @davidtaylornyc.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

I'm treating myself to chicken and waffles without waffles this morning. (I ran out of peanut butter)

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𝔾𝕦𝕒𝕔𝕒𝕞𝕠𝕝𝕖 𝔻𝕒𝕧𝕖 🥑 @davidtaylornyc.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

Remember the meeting between Liddle Marco and Sergei Lavrov? Lavrov has been accused of sabotage and is persona non grata in the Kremlin. This is because of the strong talk Lavrov gave to Rubio, which the Kremlin says was not Putin's position. They say it jeopardized a Trump-Putin meeting.

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𝔾𝕦𝕒𝕔𝕒𝕞𝕠𝕝𝕖 𝔻𝕒𝕧𝕖 🥑 @davidtaylornyc.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

I can see Trump's losses of last night from my back porch. There's a TV out here. I guess I should bring it in for the winter.

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𝔾𝕦𝕒𝕔𝕒𝕞𝕠𝕝𝕖 𝔻𝕒𝕧𝕖 🥑 @davidtaylornyc.bsky.social · 03/11/2025

Nice Daylight Saving Time ya got there. Be a shame if something happened to it.

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𝔾𝕦𝕒𝕔𝕒𝕞𝕠𝕝𝕖 𝔻𝕒𝕧𝕖 🥑 @davidtaylornyc.bsky.social · 03/11/2025

They're starting to put Charles on money and I don't know if this or his bad teeth is funnier.

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𝔾𝕦𝕒𝕔𝕒𝕞𝕠𝕝𝕖 𝔻𝕒𝕧𝕖 🥑 @davidtaylornyc.bsky.social · 03/11/2025

That's the best coffee I've had all morning. Incidentally, it's also the first coffee I've had all morning, and probably the first coffee made on the whole block.

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𝔾𝕦𝕒𝕔𝕒𝕞𝕠𝕝𝕖 𝔻𝕒𝕧𝕖 🥑 @davidtaylornyc.bsky.social · 03/11/2025

The microwave blinked the correct time at midnight, but every blink since has been wrong.

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𝔾𝕦𝕒𝕔𝕒𝕞𝕠𝕝𝕖 𝔻𝕒𝕧𝕖 🥑 @davidtaylornyc.bsky.social · 03/11/2025

What did everyone use their "extra" hour for today? I made a fantastic breakfast - and took the time to savour it.

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𝔾𝕦𝕒𝕔𝕒𝕞𝕠𝕝𝕖 𝔻𝕒𝕧𝕖 🥑 @davidtaylornyc.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

Hurricane Melissa is currently a Category 3 headed for Jamaica and Florida. Expected to get stronger and inflict approximately $12M in improvements to Mar-A-Lago.

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𝔾𝕦𝕒𝕔𝕒𝕞𝕠𝕝𝕖 𝔻𝕒𝕧𝕖 🥑 @davidtaylornyc.bsky.social · 25/10/2025

Remember MAD Magazine where you folded the back page a certain way to reveal a hidden message? I kinda do the same with my posts 😁

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𝔾𝕦𝕒𝕔𝕒𝕞𝕠𝕝𝕖 𝔻𝕒𝕧𝕖 🥑 @davidtaylornyc.bsky.social · 25/10/2025

To avoid the rush of others likely to follow, I am having it for breakfast

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𝔾𝕦𝕒𝕔𝕒𝕞𝕠𝕝𝕖 𝔻𝕒𝕧𝕖 🥑 @davidtaylornyc.bsky.social · 25/10/2025

After we're done getting rid of the Orange menace and fascism, can we work together to get rid of Axe Body products?

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𝔾𝕦𝕒𝕔𝕒𝕞𝕠𝕝𝕖 𝔻𝕒𝕧𝕖 🥑 @davidtaylornyc.bsky.social · 25/10/2025

It was another long week at work, which is pretty standard. But my body is telling me I need homemade chicken fried rice, and it just volunteered me to help make it.

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𝔾𝕦𝕒𝕔𝕒𝕞𝕠𝕝𝕖 𝔻𝕒𝕧𝕖 🥑 @davidtaylornyc.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

Little-known fact: Kenny Rogers' hit song "We've Got Tonight" was actually about the last day the McRib was on the menu

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𝔾𝕦𝕒𝕔𝕒𝕞𝕠𝕝𝕖 𝔻𝕒𝕧𝕖 🥑 @davidtaylornyc.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

It must suck for them and their plan for us to riot, when we're not going to riot.

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𝔾𝕦𝕒𝕔𝕒𝕞𝕠𝕝𝕖 𝔻𝕒𝕧𝕖 🥑 @davidtaylornyc.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

Who's going to tell Trump that Al Capone's riches aren't in the walls of the East Wing? Geraldo?

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