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O’Malley

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He’s just this guy, y’know

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Phil PlAIt @philplait.bsky.social · 11h
OMG
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon
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Emily L. Hauser (she/her) ❌👑 @emilylhauser.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
YOU GUYYYYYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!! THAT BLUE THING IS WHERE WE LIVE!!!!!
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Mx. Moz @mleelunsford.com · 12/10/2025
I've made this scale to help people out during this holiday season
a scale of Dracula to Not Dracula going from right to left: Dracula (Dracula), Count Orlok (Legally Distinct Dracula), Drake from Blade Trinity (Might Be Dracula), Vlad the Poker (Probably Not Dracula, and Morbius (Not Dracula)
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Alex Jaffe ➡️ NYCC @alexjaffe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is just like that time my school got a free box of copies of Ayn Rand’s The Fountainhead from the Ayn Rand Society
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Craigerson @craigerson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hoping for a big debut tonight at #AEWDynamite #AEWGrandSlamFrance
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Daniel Carlson @danielwcarlson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Jeremy Herbert
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@DDayFilms
[George Lucas, driving away from Taco Bell]
Beenba Rito
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Year later than I expected but we're here now
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Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn @unburntwitch.com · 04/10/2026
devastating reminder that I lost the picture I took at Valve where the W on the Women's Room sign fell off
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Great chance to post my all-time favorite headline
The Radium Water Worked Fine Until His Jaw Came Off
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
An iPlayer glitch watching an old episode of Dr Who gave me this oddly encouraging message:
An entirely black frame with the words "Things must stabilise soon" in small white letters.
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Ally Roth @alinaisyou.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i mean. we *all* see it, right?
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Aaron Schatz @aaronschatz.com · 02/10/2026
Deshaun Watson hasn't been that good this year but I still don't like this thing where he doesn't entirely suck.
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 01/10/2026
BREAKING NEWS: Tensions between Thor and the Care Bears have escalated rapidly overnight.
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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FluffCopter @fluffcopter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is perhaps the funniest way @spice8rack.bsky.social was right, one for the books.
"Of course, the inherent irony of attempting to depoliticize remembrance is that it highlights exactly what you seek to forget." 
-Spice8Rack, Magic: The Gathering & the Death of the Future.
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ok so for one thing, even if that's what it meant, that proposal is obviously not modest.
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Physghoul 👻 🎃 @physgal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just needs alt-text:
How to avoid sexual assault! A QUICK AND EASY GUIDE* 

sexual violence centre cork 

1 DON'T PUT DRUGS IN PEOPLE'S DRINKS 

4 WHEN YOU SEE A WOMAN WALKING BY HERSELF, LEAVE HER ALONE. 

3 WHEN YOU COME ACROSS SOMEONE WHO IS DRUNK OR ASLEEP, THE BEST THING TO DO IS NOT RAPE THEM. 

6 CARRY A WHISTLE. IF YOU THINK YOU MIGHT RAPE SOMEONE, BLOW THE WHISTLE UNTIL SOMEONE COMES TO STOP YOU.

2 USE THE BUDDY SYSTEM! IF YOU CAN'T STOP YOURSELF FROM SEXUALLY ASSAULTING SOMEONE, ASK A TRUSTED FRIEND TO ACCOMPANY YOU AT ALL TIMES TO STOP YOU. 

5 IF YOU ARE IN A LIFT AND SOMEONE STEPS IN, REMEMBER NOT TO SEXUALLY ASSAULT THEM.

*for perpetrators.
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Simply Sepp @zens.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Nobody expects the Chicago inquisition
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Shivam Bhatt @shivambhatt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
one of these for every set for all time or we riot
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Leah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
AP Stylebook warns against anthropomorphizing AI systems: “Avoid language that gives them human characteristics… Instead, explain what a system does, how well it performs, who built it and who could be affected by it.”
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Artificial intelligence systems do not think, feel, want or understand. Avoid language that gives them human characteristics. This is called anthropomorphizing, when we ascribe human traits, emotions or behaviors to non-human things, such as animals or inanimate objects.
Instead, explain what a system does, how well it performs, who built it and who could be affected by it.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 23/09/2026
Discworld QOTD, from Mort
The only thing known to go faster than ordinary light is monarchy, according to the philosopher Ly Tin Wheedle. He reasoned like this: you can't have more than one king, and tradition demands that there is no gap between kings, so when a king dies the succession must therefore pass to the heir instantaneously. Presumably, he said, there must be some elementary particles -- kingons, or possibly queons -- that do this job, but of course succession sometimes fails if, in mid-flight, they strike an anti-particle, or republicon. His ambitious plans to use his discovery to send messages, involving the careful torturing of a small king in order to modulate the signal, were never fully expanded because, at that point, the bar closed.
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
this is fantastic and I learned something new
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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This picture of the Pope at his 40th birthday party is everything to me.x
The Pope at his crazy as fuck 40th birthday party wearing a tiny sea captain hat, holding a tiny ice cream surrounded by THREE sad looking balloons. He's wearing a blue jacket and jeans with a brown belt and he's got a navy polo shirt on.
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
No we don’t have any presents. Or what was it you said? “Gifts”? No we don’t have those, why would you think that. Why are you being weird
Photograph of an airport store called “Gaslight Gifts”
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I am SORRY for sharing something that was posted on the other place, but this is too good.
The future pope at a party with a caption “they don’t know I’m the future pope”
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Lee CroNina's The Mummymoto 💀 @spacecoyote.com · 17/09/2026
Homer wearing the nacho hat but the nacho had has been photoshopped to look like the Guile hair popcorn bucket
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Cethan Leahy @cethanleahy.com · 15/09/2026
Pretty funny that Ed Sheeran seemingly only hired Irish people and yet didn't see this coming.
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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Gretchen McCulloch @gretchenmcculloch.com · 15/09/2026
New favourite example of structural ambiguity
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IAHFY ✦ @iahfy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Samus & Kirby
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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.
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Scott Spratt @scottspratt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Myles Garrett should have more than 2 Defensive Player of the Year awards
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Ireland, I want you to treat Trump like royalty
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radley #1 jace fan @robotrad.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
i drafted this post and then experienced a moment of self awareness like wait maybe im too stupid to post
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Robin Sevakis @jadedsketch.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
S-Class Utena fan art
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Moose booooogelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Lenny from the simpsons changing a sign that says 365 days without charlie kirk saying something racist
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Paul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 09/09/2026
Astrophotographer Adam (AJ) Smadi caught this image a few hours ago from Washington state. A thin crescent Moon, sunlight illuminating the rugged lunar surface. And 2,400 times farther away—and on the other side of the Sun—mighty Jupiter, and its moons Io (left) and Ganymede (right).
A crescent Moon seen during the day, arcing from upper left to lower right of the frame. At lower centre is the full disk of Jupiter; the small dots to its upper left and lower right and Io and Ganymede, respectively.
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Josh Moretto @joshmoretto.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Art by @reforest-kelley.bsky.social. A reminder for Labor Day.
Fan art of Chief Miles O'Brien, Leeta, and Rom from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. The three are seated in Quark's bar. Miles is explaining something to the other two. The upper caption reads, "The boss needs you, you don't need the boss"; the lower caption reads, "Labor is entitled to all it creates".
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🌌✨Roshan Galaxy✨🌌 | Arcade Space Cloud Vtuber @roshangalaxy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Had to do this super quickly haha 🔊 Sound On
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Phoenix Blackweird @obsidianfeenix.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Mood.
A deflated carved pumpkin sits on the floor with a derpy Wallace and Gromet style grin, with the caption "it's ween".
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Apparently people are sharing this far and wide on social media, which I think is horrible. This could cripple ICE operations. PLEASE do not share this.
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LittleKuriboh @littlekuriboh.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Bonesaw from Sam Raimi’s Spider-Man declares “you’re going nowhere”

“I got you for 56.27 Minutes”

“56.27 Minutes of Ass”
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LittleKuriboh @littlekuriboh.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Fuck cancer
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John Walton @thatjohn.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
this second session being impossible to schedule is the most D&D thing you could possibly imagine
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 04/09/2026
The eternal question
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Tolarian Community College @tolariancommunitycollege.com · 02/09/2026
"You know, the very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common: they don't alter their views to fit the facts, they alter the facts to fit their views, which can be uncomfortable if you happen to be one of the facts that needs altering."
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Maytera Marble @mayteramarble.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
RESET THE CLOCK IT HAS BEEN ZERO (0) DAYS SINCE SOMEONE TOLD THE BOY WIZARD TO FUCK OFF
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Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
#AEW
Kenny Omega posing with the AEW title around his waste in front of a glowing teal tron with the caption:

Even though there's more behind you than ahead of you, that doesn't mean your job is done.
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