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Ah, shit. I lost my keys again.

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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 2h
last time you can post this gif this season
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Yankees Lose Da Yankees Lose
Alt: Da Yankees Lose
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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intrusive xi jinping thought @craigrangoon.bsky.social · 17h
Bodes ill that Democrats think that “banana republic” is just code for “poor country in Latin America” and not “country that is literally controlled by Dole.”
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Kevin Fox @michigrim.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
A captcha that is a reference to the opening scene of Master and Commander
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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Really great thread here and this essay is wonderful. It makes me feel more sane for being long repulsed by this ghoul of a show.
It is a performance of joy so excessive, so desperate, that it reveals the void it attempts to cover. It is the logic of the assembly line applied to human connection. What Fallon offers is a standardized production of “fun” that feels increasingly like a desperate plea to ignore the crumbling world outside the studio walls.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 05/10/2026
henstomper on tumblr: "oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do"

henstomper: "oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world’s biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore"
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
that's labor solidarity, you should hate your boss no matter what
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April Glick Pulito @aprilglick.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
everything hurts and I miss them so much (Mets edition)
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sometimes I think the president might not have 100 percent perfect cognition
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Elizabeth DeLoria II: THE GHOST DIMENSION @yourdadloves.me · 03/10/2026
A two panel meme of the Simpsons. The top panel has kirk van houten gesturing to a race care bed. The text reads "im an AI guy. How many local models do YOU run?" The bottom panel is homer with a pope hat photoshopped onto his head. The bottom text reads "I run the catholic church."
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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Mason? @masonsal.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The broadcast today was seriously just gross. Only with Kirk Herbstreit, Al Michaels, and Amazon’s production crew do you get someone with dozens of sexual assault allegations and who the league found to be a predator be called a hero 🤮
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Ben Krimmel @benkrimmel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"We don't have to go through the whole Deshaun Watson thing blah blah blah sexual assault." - Al Michaels.
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brent 🌹🗽 @therealbrent.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
remarkable thing to admit
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Mike is getting upset! @mitanotec.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh fun! A new draft kings commercial! I want to kill myself!
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Miranda Yaver @mirandayaver.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“I know it’s against the law, but I just think that non-white voters should have to guess how many bubbles are in a bar of soap.”
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My record collection is almost entirely records I bought at shows. I hope soon AI will go to the shows for me and talk to the bartenders and tell me who's playing drums on the new record and that they like the color of my eyes and I can maximize that time by lying in bed hooked up to a feeding tube.
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Briiiiiiaaaaannnnnssss!! @spocksbrian.worstpossible.world · 30/09/2026
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Time for this classic again.
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
THIS GUY DOESN'T KNOW HIS OWN ADDRESS OR PHONE NUMBER
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Colin M. Henry @henryhenryhenry.com · 30/09/2026
this is specifically what Twitter was re-engineered to do, btw. it exists almost solely to threaten anyone at the flashpoint of a nascent social movement.
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They speak exactly the same whether or not they're in power.
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
In practice, AI literacy doesn’t start with building the tool for your personal use. It starts with understanding yourself as a collection of tasks who should subcontract those out to a machine. Almost no regular person’s life currently exists as such.
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Ben Prunty @benprunty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don't love dunking on folks but it's so fucking funny to me that Trump was convicted of 34 felonies 2 years ago, faced no punishment, and went on to win the presidency a second time and journalists are still like, "hmm, I have an inkling that maybe he believes he's above the law for some reason."
Post from NYT reporter Eric Lipton 

"What an odd moment in United States history.

A U.S. president is running an overtly political campaign advertisement, right before midterm elections, paid for by the U.S. government.

Trump appears to believe he is immune from any kind of legal limit."
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I like that in becoming a nazi, you get glowing coverage as a brave iconoclast, and then when you stop being a nazi, you’re get glowing coverage as a brave dissident. Money coming and going. Only way you lose is having normal opinions like “racism bad” bsky.app/profile/trac...
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
For my sins, I see way too much content and even I’ve only encountered the song in glancing and meta ways, like being scolded to acknowledge its popularity. It’s easier to top the charts w/o reaching everybody today bc we don’t have a monoculture, and that’s not the fault of individual consumers.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The White Lotus over the Leftovers this is my joker origin story
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phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
thinkin about "i'm talkin to the fucking garfield" again
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Alex Steed @alexsteed.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If a candidate for President / Congress isn't running on a promise of tribunals, I'm not interested.
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The thing about trying to appeal to right wing bigots is that right wing bigots are all stupid idiots who get 100% of their news from propagandists so they will never actually find out that you were trying to appeal to them in the first place
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The thing about the country shrugging every 2/4 years and smashing the "Other guy" button at the polls because of ~affordability~ is eventually you get someone who takes the button away. Untenable situation
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 23/09/2026
RIP to Chris Christie’s 2028 campaign, murdered by an octogenarian mere hours after launch
Joyce Carol Oates • @JoyceCarolOates
really, this is a serious question: why on earth would Chris Christie imagine that anyone, anywhere, ever would want him to run for President? what sparks such a delusion? granted, his wife might enjoy having him out of the house & on the campaign trail; but better just get an inexpensive hobby instead.
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New Jersey thinks not, x.com/ianjaeger29/st...
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Nate Schenkkan @nateschenkkan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Paul Verhoeven would be all “no, that’s too unbelievable.”
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
me: no worries (galadriel voice) but they were all of them deceived, for another worry was made
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Resident Evil is like if they made the whole movie out of the “Justin Long measuring the basement” scene from Barbarian (complimentary).
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Schrödinger's Sneetch Belly @rtodkelly.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Please know that this is one of my few legitimate areas of actual, high-level professional expertise: Kicking the healthiest people off of a health insurance program will bankrupt it. Not 'could;' not 'might,' not 'probably," but absolutely will, with mathematical certainty.
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 10/09/2026
Goddammit I’m never going to not think of this now www.tumblr.com/dungeonmaste...
Tumblr post from user dungeonmastersconsortium: dungeonmasterscons...

Saw a comment that Elizabeth Holmes looks like a mouse wished to be able to commit wire fraud and now I can't unsee it

With a still of Elizabeth Holmes from the documentary
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Jonathan Ladd @jonathanmladd.com · 21/09/2026
The government moving or hiding jailed people to avoid review by courts isn't some loophole in our habeas corpus rights. This government behavior has been considered a violation of the people's habeas corpus rights since at least the Habeas Corpus Act of 1679. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Habeas_...
Jailors were forbidden to move prisoners from one prison to another or out of the country to evade the writ. In case of disobedience jailers would be punished with severe fines which had to be paid to the prisoner.[5][6]
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Mike is getting upset! @mitanotec.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Lmao a one day boycott feels worse than doing the normal nothing.
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I feel like there could be mass graves at this point
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Ryan Goodman @rgoodlaw.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
He is not wrong. "There are reasonable grounds to believe that the reported 68 attacks that killed 223 people constituted crimes against humanity of murder under customary international law" - United Nations Special Rapporteur on U.S. Killing “Narco-Terrorists” at Sea www.ohchr.org/sites/defaul...
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Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
So you end up with a) people who haven’t given it any thought b) people who are like, ok cool let’s respect people’s self-id and not stress about this, and c) outright fascists
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Jason Bailey @jasondashbailey.com · 21/09/2026
None of us can top E.B. White on this argument
“Third, there is the New York of the person who was born somewhere else and came to New York in quest of something. Of these three trembling cities the greatest is the last--the city of final destination, the city that is a goal. It is this third city that accounts for New York's high-strung disposition, its poetical deportment, its dedication to the arts, and its incomparable achievements. Commuters give the city its tidal restlessness; natives give it solidity and continuity; but the settlers give it passion.”

-E.B. White, "Here is New York"
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
checking in on mets fans as the '26 regular season wraps up:
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Matt Negrin still host of Hardball on MSNBC @mattnegrin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Remember when we (me) (ok me and a few others) said if you invite the guy who lies about the election on to lie about the election then they’re going to lie about everything because they know you’re going to invite them back no matter what
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