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Mike is getting upset! @mitanotec.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Point four five Scaramuccis!!
Breaking News
President Trump's press secretary, Katie Zacharia, has been fired after just five days, people familiar with the matter said.
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Mike is getting upset! @mitanotec.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Absolutely love a headline with a question that I can immediately answer with “No. Next question.” Will report back on if the article disagrees with me and if it changes my mind.
Screenshot of a New York mag headline that says “should we feel sorry for Elizabeth Holmes?”
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Mike is getting upset! @mitanotec.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Ah shit, here we go again.
Poe Dameron saying “somehow the girls returned.” Instead of palpatine.
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Mike is getting upset! @mitanotec.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Hmm.
Breaking News
now
Anthropic said it halted potential plots by scientists who used its A.l. models to do research that could have helped develop biological weapons.
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Mike is getting upset! @mitanotec.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The blueprint is already out there.
DVD cover for the movie Dave with Kevin Kline and Sigourney Weaver.
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Mike is getting upset! @mitanotec.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Freedom.
Screenshot of a quote tweet of Will Stancil showing that he blocked me.
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Mike is getting upset! @mitanotec.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
July 7, 2026: This article has been updated to remove an entry on Nicolás Maduro. Read our Styles story about how an image of him in a tracksuit became a meme.
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Mike is getting upset! @mitanotec.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Screenshot of tom hardy pointing and saying “that’s bait” from mad max fury road
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Mike is getting upset! @mitanotec.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Screengrab of Han Solo telling C-3PO to never tell him the odds
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Mike is getting upset! @mitanotec.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Score was three to zip at the end of the third 🙃🫠
Mets score line showing they lost a 12th straight game after being up by three.
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Mike is getting upset! @mitanotec.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Hmm.
A frozen loader at the bottom of a Bluesky feed. The site is broken.
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Mike is getting upset! @mitanotec.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Laughing out loud imaging a world where the paper of record puts that I keep debasing myself for no reason into a headline.
From Opinion
Vice President JD Vance keeps debasing himself for President Trump. He's getting less and less in return.
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Mike is getting upset! @mitanotec.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Literally turned it on due to this tweet and got to catch the last full minute lmao go UConn go
Screencap of a duke fan with a gun to his head from the white lotus
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Mike is getting upset! @mitanotec.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Search your camera roll for “Hell”
Toy bunny with text overlay that says “are we in hell?”
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Mike is getting upset! @mitanotec.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
This is how I access Bluesky.
The icon for the Bluesky app on a phones home screen.
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Mike is getting upset! @mitanotec.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Completely unhinged.
Breaking News
James Clyburn, the 85-year-old Democratic power broker, will seek an 18th House term, defying a push for generational change.
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Mike is getting upset! @mitanotec.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
What the fuck is going on with these suggested threads push notifications?
usmntonly • Suggested
BREAKING: Over 450 bags of human remains have been discovered in multiple clandestine graves near the Akron Stadium in...
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Mike is getting upset! @mitanotec.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
I know writers who use subtext, and they're all cowards
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Mike is getting upset! @mitanotec.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Listen, gang. Y’all don’t get it. He’s a street guy! He gets the buzz!
John Catsimatidis
Listen, I grew up on the streets. I'm a street guy. I get the buzz.
You wanna know the truth? That's the truth. You wanna say, "Where's the evidence?" You're not gonna find evidence, OK?
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Mike is getting upset! @mitanotec.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
*chef’s kiss*
Alyssa Katz
I don't think there's evidence of that.
John Catsimatidis
I'm telling you reality, all right? In my opinion.
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Mike is getting upset! @mitanotec.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
You will be visited by 3 spirits
The Prime Minister, Cockbloctopus, and Fatalie in the back of the car in Love Actually.
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Mike is getting upset! @mitanotec.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Wow, they finally nailed MTG
Breaking News
12m ago
A suspect was arrested after a yearslong inquiry into pipe bombs planted
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Mike is getting upset! @mitanotec.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
I’m sorry to repost but holy shit the nypost explainer.
Walter goggins doing the white lotus face (again)
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Mike is getting upset! @mitanotec.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Logging on this morning like
Walter goggins doing the white lotus face.
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Mike is getting upset! @mitanotec.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
#blessed
An empty seat next to me on a a cross-country flight 🥹☺️
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Mike is getting upset! @mitanotec.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Incredible.
Just Now
Dana Rubinstein
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It's early yet, but so far Eric Adams, the outgoing mayor, is underperforming votes for write-in candidates.7.2
87.34% EXPECTED VOTE
AMDANI TO MAKE HISTORY AS CITY'S IM AND SOUTH ASIAN MAYOR
Total Write-ins
6,125
Eric Adams (I)
6,123
Irene Estrada (C)
2,555
0.3%
0.3%
0.1%
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Mike is getting upset! @mitanotec.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
*extreme Jay Cutler voice* DOOOOOOOON’T CAAAAAARE.
NYT alert : Breaking News
Representative Hakeem Jeffries, the House Democratic leader, endorsed Zohran Mamdani in the race for mayor of New York City.
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Mike is getting upset! @mitanotec.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Timeline alignment.
One account posting about how great a game the mariners blue jays game is and the next tweet saying “oh no”
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Mike is getting upset! @mitanotec.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
It’s not even that the show was ahead of its time. It just had a fairly straightforward take on these assholes.
Politico post that says “EXCLUSIVE: Embattled Trump nominee Paul Ingrassia told Republicans that the Martin Luther King Jr. holiday should be "tossed into the seventh circle of hell" and that he has "a Nazi streak," according to a group chat viewed by POLITICO.”Screen grabs from succession where tom interviews the Fox News Nazi guy and the Nazi admits to reading mein kampf multiple times. To Tom’s chagrin.
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Mike is getting upset! @mitanotec.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
“I was married but I'm not married anymore. Women don't like the vehicle.”
Image of a mad max car with rusty spikes poking out from every surface.
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Mike is getting upset! @mitanotec.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Gosh, if only we had a way to gather evidence, present arguments about what laws had been broken, and determine their guilt before fucking vaporizing them. Alas,
Kenny Holston/The New York Times
BREAKING NEWS
The U.S. struck another boat in the Caribbean, the U.S. defense secretary said, killing four men he accused of drug running.
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Mike is getting upset! @mitanotec.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Legitimately laughed out loud at the last line.
THE NEW YORKER 1(
But you could have an opinion on it. You have an opinion on all kinds of things, right?
Well, on him and his role in government, that's not something I've particularly studied, so I don't know. I know some people who think he was a horrible historic figure. They would say, "Would you be friends with Genghis Khan?
Would you be friends with Stalin?" And I wouldn't be friends with Stalin, so 1 concede that.
Well, the next time someone brings up a terrible anecdote about Cambodia or Vietnam, I will definitely drop the Star Wars story to show that people have two sides.
Yeah. And I get those who think you shouldn't be friends with someone who did terrible things. I hear that. I can just say that he was, as a very large number of people would say, though many fewer would say it publicly, an extraordinarily generous friend.
Professor, thank you so much for doing this.
Great, thanks. If we go light on the Kissinger part, I wouldn't complain, because it could dwarf everything else.
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Mike is getting upset! @mitanotec.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
I’m not sure if the rapture happened this morning or if it’s scheduled for later tonight but figured I’d post now because I’m not getting vacuumed up either way.
Screencap from The Leftovers with one character raising a beer in cheers saying “we’re still here” with another character staring into the middle distance saying “we sure are.”
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Mike is getting upset! @mitanotec.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
friday.
Screencap of the main character from the movie ready or not covered in blood smoking a cigarette.
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Mike is getting upset! @mitanotec.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Lmao. Yes. We couldn’t find the shooter, not because we are incompetent but because they must have camouflaged into the student body. It’s the only explanation.
The Boston Globe
BREAKING NEWS ALERT
Law enforcement officials said the suspect still at large in the shooting of conservative activist Charlie Kirk "appears to be of college age" and
"blended in" with students on the college campus.
Follow live updates.
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Mike is getting upset! @mitanotec.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Screenshot from wolf of Wall Street of DiCaprio yelling let’s go into a mic
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Mike is getting upset! @mitanotec.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
I want to believe poster.
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Mike is getting upset! @mitanotec.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
And yet I must go to bed.
I WANT TO BELIEVE poster
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Mike is getting upset! @mitanotec.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
This shit is so absurd to me. Almost makes me wonder if using the word “illegal” could cut down on the word count here 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃
Breaking news alert from the NYT that says: The White House is moving to cut $4.9 billion in foreign aid, using a legally untested maneuver to slash spending without congressional approval.
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Mike is getting upset! @mitanotec.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Same vibes.
Trump shaking Putin’s hand looking like a fucking idiot. Roman Roy making a face after texting his dad a picture of his dick.
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Mike is getting upset! @mitanotec.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
OOP!
Screenshot showing that there is only 1 repost but 161 quote posts.
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Mike is getting upset! @mitanotec.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
NEW TATTOO NEW TATTOO NEW TATTOO NEW TATTOO NEW TATTOO NEW TATTOO NEW TATTOO #FranklinTheShark #Stockholm
My boy Franklin T. Shark in tattoo form from day 1 of vacation in Sweden.
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Mike is getting upset! @mitanotec.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Hmmmmm.
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HUFFPOSTI
"Basically, I'm just fed up with the fact that I'm cis-gendered, I'm a white male, and I lean right, towards the Republican side," said Fears, 28, wearing a pin of the 3rd SS Panzer Division Totenkopf of the Waffen-SS. "And I get demonized if I don't accept certain things."
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Mike is getting upset! @mitanotec.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
New York Magazine forging ahead and breaking new ground in “news that is fit to print”.
Push alert from New York Mag
Big Summer Balls
1h ago
Every summer, men with swollen scrotums walk among us. Here's why the heat leaves an estimated 15 percent of men with distended testicles.
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Mike is getting upset! @mitanotec.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Wow! Maybe Fetterman is based after all!
Edited screenshot of a fetterman tweet saying “any calls to abolish ICE are 100”
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Mike is getting upset! @mitanotec.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Fixed it for the senator!
Edited version of fetterman’s tweet now say “any calls to abolish ice are 100”
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Mike is getting upset! @mitanotec.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Gonna keep fighting for this place and for the people who are getting screwed by our government. Fuck the haters.
James Gandolfini sitting at a table flicking off the camera with an American flag over his head.
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Mike is getting upset! @mitanotec.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Truer words and all that.
NYT PUSH ALERT THAT SAYS: President Trump refused to say whether he would order attacks on Iran's nuclear sites, telling reporters, "Nobody knows what I'm going to do."
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Mike is getting upset! @mitanotec.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Local shithead endorses separate shithead. Groundbreaking.
NYT push alert saying that Bloomberg is endorsing Cuomo.
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Mike is getting upset! @mitanotec.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Wendy’s cashier: what can I get you today? Laura Loomer: Pope’s woke Wendy’s cashier: what? Laura Loomer: *screaming to the four rats living in her purse* Pope’s woke
Laura Loomer tweet saying that she thinks the pope is woke and Marxist
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