Reposted by Mister TeaPaul Eggleston @pauleggleston.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I've got a new job doing the staff rota for the monkey enclosure at the zoo, but I've never done anything like it before and now I'm really struggling with chimp roster syndrome. 24711
Reposted by Mister TeaGareth Beamish @adcpainting.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Japan look like they'll be deploying in fish scales out of possession, changing to crane's wing in possession. Holland are deploying in a 4-3-3. 161
Reposted by Mister TeaThe Dobson Family and Colin the Dalek @dobbersw.bsky.social · 09/06/2026The lengths time travellers have gone to to prevent the saxophone being invented are jaw dropping. 1121777
Reposted by Mister TeaOrkney Library & Archive @orkneylibrary.bsky.social · 28/05/2026You can always tell when The Stranglers have been in to return their books. 371387315
Reposted by Mister TeaWee Beer Shop @weebeershop.bsky.social · 26/05/2026D O N ‘ T P A N I C ! The radler delivery has arrived and we’re all set for the HEATWAVE 🥵 Paulaner’s lemon and Schofferhofer’s grapefruit, pineapple, and watermelon/mint are ready to keep you hydrated 💦 063
Reposted by Mister TeaWee Beer Shop @weebeershop.bsky.social · 21/05/2026🆕🏴 Our Cocktail in a Can range has expanded with these 2 little beauties from the Isle of Bute Distillery… Gorse Gin & Tonic (using gorse from the grounds of Mount Stuart on the island) and Oyster G&T (using Loch Fyne oyster shells). 031
Reposted by Mister TeaWee Beer Shop @weebeershop.bsky.social · 15/05/2026It’s a big weekend for football in Glasgow. OBVIOUSLY the biggest game is Partick Thistle v Dunfermline, and there are matches tomorrow too. Best get the cans in. The shop is open till 6pm. 021
Reposted by Mister TeaJohn Power Jr. @johnpower.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Notice how you’ve never seen Wes Streeting and an Easter Island head carved out of spam in the same room? 1369
Reposted by Mister TeaZarah Sultana MP @zarahsultana.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Please retweet. 15229092128
Reposted by Mister TeaAdam Clark @adamclark.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Played 20mm Ork vs Eldar tonight using Epic UK rules with a couple of tweaks. Was fun. I think foot print of the bigger models was the biggest issue. 0387
Reposted by Mister TeaAlex de Campi @alexdecampi.bsky.social · 28/04/2026This is the greatest scam email of all time. I now want to start every email with “Yourself there, take good note”. I salute you, random Argentine scammer who cranked the ChatGPT Oirish setting up to 11 2405139
Reposted by Mister TeaCEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Based on a true story. About a dozen true stories in our experience... 321179
Reposted by Mister Teajenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 18/04/2026strait of hormuz updatemedia.tenor.combugs bunny and daffy duck are standing next to a sign that says duck rabbit on itALT: bugs bunny and daffy duck are standing next to a sign that says duck rabbit on it 191820427
Reposted by Mister TeaDaniel Ahmad @zhugeex.com · 11/03/2026Is it war? youtube.com/shorts/P_eLH... 2509187
Reposted by Mister TeaJill Weinberger @jillybobww.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Saw the "OMG why are 40 & 50 year old people even ON social media?" post & my first thought was, "What do you think *should* happen, kid? Should we all just do a Logan's Run?" & then I realized this child has never once in their life heard of Logan's Run & I turned to dust & my ghost is typing this. 431263200
Mister Tea @mistertea2.bsky.social · 22/01/2026First attempt at Pillage this evening. Saxons defending the sleepy hamlet of St. Scopus against perfidious Welsh raiders. Tried out cavalry & Huscarl rules, as well as searching for loot & fire starting (twisted fire starting!). All pretty straightforward. 1100
Reposted by Mister TeaCarl Maxim @carlmaxim.bsky.social · 16/01/2026"And we now have María on the line who would like to swap a Nobel Peace Prize for the presidency of Venezuela..." 8044861340
Reposted by Mister TeaThe Crusader Project @crusaderproject.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Splendid shot of two Sikh soldiers of 3/8 Punjab Rgt in Italy, 1944, manning a Bren LMG in Villa Grande, SW of Ortona, Abruzzo. Note the camo netting on the gunner’s Dastar. Facebook World War 2 pictures. Details in ALT. Loughlin (Sgt) Photographer IWM NA 11188 WWP-PD @sundersays.bsky.social 2448
Reposted by Mister TeaDeb B @deborahstort.bsky.social · 06/01/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UXW...youtube.comVikings and Garfunkel Song 🎶 | Vicious Vikings | Horrible HistoriesYouTube video by Horrible Histories 1125
Reposted by Mister TeaOlaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 25/12/2025I was already addicted to advocaat but once I started adding lemonade and lime juice it snowballed. 09513
Reposted by Mister Tearadical lisa loebotomy @nfornihilism.net · 21/12/2025the two genders: melee and ranged 161221351
Reposted by Mister TeaRedScharlach @redscharlach.bsky.social · 21/12/2025Rare footage of St Paul’s Cathedral testing its giant flamethrower 10979291569
Reposted by Mister TeaMike Wasson @mikewasson.net · 23/11/2025do you have any idea how much you have to piss somebody off to make them change their gauge 6042581098
Reposted by Mister TeaIan Potter @ianzpotter.bsky.social · 10/11/2025Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate. 121177666871
Reposted by Mister TeaArthur Snell @snellarthur.bsky.social · 06/11/2025Violence baguettes violence. 1430952
Reposted by Mister TeaGareth Beamish @adcpainting.bsky.social · 13/10/2025John Hartson on S4C for the Wales v Gwlad Belg match. Responsible for the greatest bit of football commentary ever: "Gareth Bale is running amok here, he's running an absolute mok." 171
Reposted by Mister TeaDan Hon @danhon.com · 16/09/2025At the rate we're going, planes are going to start getting measles again. Planes haven't suffered measles since World War II. 546891
Reposted by Mister TeaSimon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 09/09/2025"Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational mechanical mouse organ!" 1251
Reposted by Mister TeaJohn Gholson @gholson.bsky.social · 31/08/2025That’s me. The inexperienced DJ. You might be wondering how I got here. *record scratch* Shit. 4546160
Mister Tea @mistertea2.bsky.social · 27/08/2025Finished another couple of units for my Thousand Sons this week. 050
Reposted by Mister TeaChristopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 13/08/2025Oh man, this is so good. (Satire, not a political rant.) 1112017
Reposted by Mister TeaMichael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 14/07/2025People think money has ruined football but the sight of a rapist dictator standing next to a corrupt football official in front of a big gold trophy at a competition bankrolled by Saudi Arabia reminds me the game still belongs to us. 291105122834
Reposted by Mister TeaTyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 25/06/2025Ice cream truck funerals apparently produce the most horror movie ass sound you can hear in real life 12433841146
Mister Tea @mistertea2.bsky.social · 14/06/20252 cracking games of Uttar CoC2 today at Deep Fried Derek. One win apiece, many burning tanks, shattered infantry, & both games ending in cinematic style with burning M48s rolling slowly onto the crossroads objective. #spreadthelard 2323
Mister Tea @mistertea2.bsky.social · 12/06/2025Final playtesting of Uttar CoC before the victims, er players, get their hands on it on Saturday. 0102
Reposted by Mister TeaAdam Clark @adamclark.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Doing another 20mm Space Hulk build. This time modular walls on 30cm square boards. Mix of laser cutting and fdm printing. 1387
![A Wikipedia page for the inventor of the saxophone - Adolphe Sax. Sax faced many brushes with death. As a child, he once fell from a height of three floors, hit his head on a stone and was believed dead.[6][unreliable source?] At the age of three,[6][unreliable source?] he drank a bowl full of acidic water, mistaking it for milk, and also swallowed a pin.[7] He received serious burns from a gunpowder explosion[6][unreliable source?] and once fell onto a hot stove.[7] Several times he avoided accidental poisoning and asphyxiation from sleeping in a room where varnished furniture was drying. Another time young Sax was struck on the head by a cobblestone and fell into a river, almost dying.[6][unreliable source?]
His mother once said that "he's a child condemned to misfortune; he won't live".[6](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:z5baumu3cg7rtdsbs4q6kxn2/bafkreie4srxwr5liuopdrwsyhlxb2sz5g7emlhv7rivldx6pm5rcg2vrni)
