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John Power Jr.

@johnpower.bsky.social
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Void Wizard Large Stone Enjoyer Wyrd Science Editor Freelance Writer God’s Own Idiot linktr.ee/wyrdscience

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John Power Jr. @johnpower.bsky.social · 1h
downloaded what I thought was a texture from Shutterstock and the file seems to be so incredibly, but also weirdly, bad, I'm slightly unsure if I should complain because it's so bad that I can only assume that I must be doing something that even by my standards is remarkably stupid here
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Wyrd Science Magazine @wyrdscience.bsky.social · 11h
fools, if the government had spent just £9 instead on 1 (one) Wyrd Science subscription they might be better placed to recognise fantasy thinking when its expensive lobbyists come knocking (+ the UK wouldn't still be at war with the Unseelie Court, but that's another matter altogether) wyrd.science
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John Power Jr. @johnpower.bsky.social · 12h
So what I’m hearing is that the manufacturer of nonce goggles is now sticking cameras inside toys that are designed to sit undetected in a child’s room. That’s their big play?
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John Power Jr. @johnpower.bsky.social · 13h
I wonder how long it will be before this horrible filter, that most TV clips on Instagram have slathered over them, will be purposely used to induce nostalgia & meaning in the way that, say, grainy VHS textures are used now
A still from Games of Thrones that’s has had a kind of oil slick of hyper reality smeared over it
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John Power Jr. @johnpower.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
it's amazing really that you can make an actual career out of having stupid, shitty opinions and enabling fascism and when it bites you on the ass you get to go oooops and somehow then make a career as someone whose opinion must now be courted and listened to from the other side no! no!!
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John Power Jr. @johnpower.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Holy Fuck were good tonight, shout out the other 150-300 middle aged blokes in any larger city who keep this kind of thing a vaguely going concern
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Wyrd Science Magazine @wyrdscience.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Taking a break from Tolkienmaxxing to mark the remarkable, if slightly depressing, fact that 33 years ago today one of the greatest pieces of music ever was released. Deploy the pipeweed.
youtu.be
Sabres of Paradise - Smokebelch II (David Holmes Mix)
YouTube video by Scubadevils
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John Power Jr. @johnpower.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Absolutely not a fan of the world going the way it is because a load of unfuckable men would rather tear it all down to try and rebuild it in their image, than just get some game or, worse, treat women like people
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John Power Jr. @johnpower.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
been thinking about Alan Lee's Tolkien art a lot recently, and I've only just really clocked how my thoughts on them have evolved over the years are almost identical to my views on Alex Ross's Marvel art which obviously shouldn't be some great revelation but still, there you go, as you were
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John Power Jr. @johnpower.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
has there been any good or interesting (non-fiction) writing of late about pirate utopias (real or very much not)?
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John Power Jr. @johnpower.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The course of true love never did run fucking smooth. [Lysander takes a long drag on his fag]
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Wyrd Science Magazine @wyrdscience.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the day after your hit skeet
4 panel comic

p1: a crow is doing stand-up, in his speech bubble is another funny/charming/odd looking cover for the hobbit, this time the portuguese translation

p2: a man in the crowd shouts "booo! get other material"

p3: the crow is sweating, looking worried

p4: pan down to his hands (wings?) in which are just several other weird/charming/odd foreign translations of the hobbit
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John Power Jr. @johnpower.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
So i guess we really are doing that thing where the news just looks increasingly like it would be playing ominously on TVs in the background during the first third of a really depressing film
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John Power Jr. @johnpower.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
it's genuinely quite fascinating, and a bit horrifying, just how badly social media seems to perform these days as a referrer to our main site. had a few posts, on Bluesky and Instagram do (relative for us) numbers this week. but our analytics are barely registering double digit visitors from either
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John Power Jr. @johnpower.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That aubergine segment on gardener’s world felt like a parting gift to the internet from Monty Don
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John Power Jr. @johnpower.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
my brain genuinely read that as HAM for some reason and was like same girl, same
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John Power Jr. @johnpower.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Last decade it’s been odd only coming back to the UK every 6 months or so to noticeably see it get worse every time. So much of it must be driven by being able to just pull up an app and choose from a menu like you’re ordering a pizza and have shit delivered.
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John Power Jr. @johnpower.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There have been quite a few vitriolic reviews of Wyrd Science, generally along the lines of “this woke commie bastard is ruining games” which lol. But there was one fairly scathing review of issue 3 that absolutely crushed me at the time (mainly as I agreed with lots of it), anyway randomly saw that
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Wyrd Science Magazine @wyrdscience.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
my favourite part of Humphrey Carpenter’s biography of Tolkien. remember he started work on LotR in 1937, at this point it’s 1942, it was finally published in 1954 If he ever does get beatified it will great for writers to finally have a patron saint of procrastinators & pantsers

A photo of a page from a book:

But Stanley Unwin continued to take an interest in the progress of the 'new Hobbit', and in December 1942 he received a letter from Tolkien which reported: It is now approaching completion. I hope to get a little free time this vacation, and might hope to finish it off early next year. It has reached Chapter XXXI and will require at least six more to finish (these are already sketched)’

Yet Chapter XXXI (the original number of Flotsam and Jetsam') was only at the end of what became Book III; and in the event there were to be not six but thirty-one more chapters before the book was complete. Tolkien tried to tackle the story in the months that followed, and he wrote a little more of it. But by the summer of 1943 he had to admit that he was 'dead stuck.
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John Power Jr. @johnpower.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Reboot all the fridges, log out the freezer, Tell the Roomba, not today geezer, Silence the toaster, oh shit the jelly didn’t set The veg is spoiled, wait can you hear me yet
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John Power Jr. @johnpower.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
well, getting the first half of the year's music publishing royalty statement sure hasn't improved my mood
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John Power Jr. @johnpower.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oh I have one that everyone would hate - Doctor Who Meta Crisis After abusing his sonic screwdriver as a lazy get out of shit problem solver one too many times the doctor breaks reality He becomes aware that he is a fictional character in a long running TV series, whose existence is now in doubt
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John Power Jr. @johnpower.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oddly satisfying to know that courier firms are absolutely, universally fucking shit whether you’re stuck waiting in all day for a parcel to be delivered that never turns up or, indeed, shipping ultra top secret multi-billion dollar stealth technology around the world
cnbc.com
Chinese authorities reportedly in possession of F-35 components in Hong Kong
Shipping giant UPS was sending a cockpit canopy and weapons bay door to the U.S. from Australia in late May when it was diverted to Hong Kong.
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John Power Jr. @johnpower.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
maybe not bizarre as I suspect many people my age had a similar experience, but I do remember an assembly where the old bill turned up to warn us against stealing car badges (a la Beastie Boys) that within 24 hours had created a hitherto non-existent thriving car badge black market in the playground
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John Power Jr. @johnpower.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Genuinely fascinating just how atomised pop culture has become (derogatory) that this is 100% the first time I’ve heard about a song/artist who apparently has been camped at the top of the US pop charts for just under half a year now
A post by popcrave about a song choosing Texas by Ella Langley that has been number 1 in the us got 23 weeks
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John Power Jr. @johnpower.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Super lovely gig tonight, Chinese American Bear in the basement at Botanique, love to see a band at the point when there’s just like 100 or so intensely into it fans at their shows
A fat teddy bear slumped in a stage surrounded by cables
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John Power Jr. @johnpower.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Incredible fact today’s research turned up, a few years ago when the company that handled digital FX for films like The Lord of the Rings upgraded their IT systems, it wasn’t to incorporate new graphics software/hardware but because there was simply so much porn being shared on their servers
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John Power Jr. @johnpower.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Love too see my big brown boy Djungelskog taking a starring role in Joe’s new video
youtu.be
Joe Goddard - You
YouTube video by Joe Goddard
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John Power Jr. @johnpower.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I would very much like to not have to write the word sorry in any more emails, for a few days at least
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John Power Jr. @johnpower.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
absolutely wild numbers here “Republican candidates and groups have pledged to spend more than $557 million to Democrats’ $343 million in the nine most competitive Senate races this fall.” the last UK GE broke all our records but still came in under £100m and (should be a huge cause for concern)
thebulwark.com
The One Legit Reason for Dem Panic
Democrats have the momentum. But Republicans have the money.
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John Power Jr. @johnpower.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
wasn't sure about this week, but just opened my inbox and a new 4 track, 40 minute long EP of "slow and devastating skull-grinding riffs and drones, mind-altering solos and grim caveman growls" by Earthbong was just sitting there, so things are looking up already
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John Power Jr. @johnpower.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
can you imagine how brain breaking it actually must be, being in a party whose every president's signature move is totalling the economy and then in the midst of *waves at everything* only polls one point behind your opponents on this question I mean, genuinely, no wonder they're fucking mad
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John Power Jr. @johnpower.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
whilst the implication must be there's a lot more pretty grim stuff about to come out, I guess we can't also rule out that someone at Harper Collins actually finally bothered to read one of his books
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John Power Jr. @johnpower.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
did that stupid thing where I started looking for an image to use on Getty, forgetting just how ABSOLUTELY FUCKING RIDICULOUS their pricing is
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John Power Jr. @johnpower.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Canine expert. Wonderful stuff.
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John Power Jr. @johnpower.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
tickets to go see Henge next Feb bought, now I have to make sure that my wife finds out absolutely zero, nada, nothing at all about them until the second they walk out on stage
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John Power Jr. @johnpower.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
oh, almost forgot, a very happy sad Beck day to all who celebrate
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Wyrd Science Magazine @wyrdscience.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
a huge congratulations to @greenlungband.bsky.social whose new album's crashed into the UK Top 30. see this is just more proof that the BBC not knowing what to do with ToTP (like, duh) continues to be a grotesque act of cultural vandalism, imagine this lot on before 'Stenders www.greenlung.co.uk
youtube.com
GREEN LUNG - Evil in this House (OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO)
YouTube video by Nuclear Blast Records
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John Power Jr. @johnpower.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My very human teeth have people asking a lot of questions already answered by my teeth.
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Mags L Halliday @magslhalliday.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Every year on 19 December, the famous Christmas lights at Mousehole in Cornwall are dimmed between 8 and 9pm, leaving just the Cross and Angels shining down across the village and out to sea.
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John Power Jr. @johnpower.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I know men's mental health is in the collective dustbin but still is there really no way we can stop people releasing tracks of blokes doing kind of sad spoken word poetry over vaguely nostalgic dance music?
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John Power Jr. @johnpower.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I wonder who told her not to dress as Servalan for this
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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 18/09/2026
What on earth is happening?
  This had become the new normal. RNLI crew members had been forced to take their permits off their cars after their tyres have been repeatedly slashed. Most of them have been pilloried at the school gates or turned away from local pubs. One man who worked in search and rescue had been beaten unconscious and hospitalised, recognised for TV interviews he had done.
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John Power Jr. @johnpower.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I swear to god every other instagram post I see at the moment seems to be 15 pages of text of someone either apologising for or demanding an apology about something, I can't work out if this is an actual trend or the algorithm just thinks I'm really into idk like midwest metal band drama atm
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John Power Jr. @johnpower.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
some how never listened to Electric Wizard's Black Magic Rituals & Perversions Vol. 1 and let me tell you it fucking slaps
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John Power Jr. @johnpower.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Well, just remembered I have à Comixology account with several hundred titles I haven’t looked at for close to a decade So straight away just read the end of the Slott/Allred Silver Surfer run and Saga 42 because apparently that’s the kind of person I am Anyway, now ugly crying 👍
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John Power Jr. @johnpower.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
meta are obviously awful, but every now and then I do find it quite funny just how much their response to anyone who might be like 'hey it would be cool if this image sharing platform was vaguely usable on something other than a phone' is just 'FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU'
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John Power Jr. @johnpower.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
oh my www.instagram.com/trashclublon...
a screenshot of an instagram post:

January 2027 will mark 20 years since we closed our doors forever.

But there is a light that never goes out...

Got somethings to share with you, let’s stay in touch.
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John Power Jr. @johnpower.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
2032 Olympic rowing and canoe events, you had my curiosity but now you have my attention
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Wyrd Science Magazine @wyrdscience.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
it is my solemn pledge to you that if 1000 of you buy or subscribe to Wyrd Science within the next 24 hours then me, my horse friend and his wife will spend a chunk of that money reenacting this classic booze ad start the clock! wyrd.science
in a dark wood panelled library, a man, woman and horse are sat behind a table covered with some kind of historical wargame.
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