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My name is Doof and you’ll do what I say He/him woke 2.0

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CEO of DEI @misterbeaks.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
but they get two senators!
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jade's gallery @gallery.oat.zone · 06/10/2026
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CEO of DEI @misterbeaks.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Drilling a hole in the bottom of this
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CEO of DEI @misterbeaks.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You can throw those overripped bananas away. You don't need to make banana bread.
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CEO of DEI @misterbeaks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh sweet freedom or something
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CEO of DEI @misterbeaks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
im not a big obamna fan but the irs scandal was so funny. Yea the IRS should probably investigate all the non profits called "We don't want to pay taxes."
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CEO of DEI @misterbeaks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Playing the hits !
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 01/10/2026
Gm, fuck every freak, especially the Catholics, on the Supreme Court.
Gravedigger nearly making this country a more equitable place
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Three years ago, the Free Beacon ironically named me man of the year on their website. "Don’t give up Ben, you have a whole lot of nothing to look forward to," they wrote. This year, I was on a TIME100 list. I would take this moment to tell them how they can suck me: from the back. Thank you.
We don’t know about Ben’s family or personal finances, but we certainly can’t disagree about his lack of skills. But for someone with absolutely no ability, Ben has found the perfect gig.

Don’t give up Ben, you have a whole lot of nothing to look forward to. Only now, when you do nothing, you'll do it as a Free Beacon Man of the Year.I win.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Counterpoint: Bring me your fatties, your weirdos, your radicals yearning to breathe free.
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CEO of DEI @misterbeaks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ted (franchise)
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CEO of DEI @misterbeaks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Computer: is there any way to generate a nude Tayne?
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
who here ordered the cumpkin spiced latte
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CEO of DEI @misterbeaks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Good shit
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CEO of DEI @misterbeaks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Super Bowl preview here
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CEO of DEI @misterbeaks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Almond Raw
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CEO of DEI @misterbeaks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Footed ball
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CEO of DEI @misterbeaks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Kermit the Frog Falling from Building
ALT: Kermit the Frog Falling from Building
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CEO of DEI @misterbeaks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Does anyone remember the maga rapper that paid like 30k in instagram scams?
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CEO of DEI @misterbeaks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
ohio in the aja steely dan font that im too lazy to color match
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SmashMarioPro2000 @smashmariopro2000.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"Man I hope we see an Ace Attorney announcement soon"
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Jordan Uhl @jordanuhl.com · 22/09/2026
And if we raise $1 million... www.instagram.com/linking/fund...
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 21/09/2026
I’ll never vote for Gavin Newsom
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 20/09/2026
I honestly can’t think of a better metaphor than the Department of War inviting a guy who padded his boxing records with scrubs right until he got hospitalized by someone who could actually fight
Department of War E
@DeptofWar
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Last Thursday, we welcomed Logan and Jake Paul to the Pentagon to meet with our warriors.
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Pope Leo XIV has been gifted a massive green orb and honestly not now massive green orb
Pope Leo by a green glass orb the size of a med-large pumpkin
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CEO of DEI @misterbeaks.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My ass in the gd jackpot again
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Allen Bored @theboredshow.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Breaking: Willips Brighton will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran.
Bob Odenkirk on Mr. Show as Willips Brighton performing “Mouthful of Sores”
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Fruitopia: Real Fruit Beverage @fruitopiaofficial.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Doja Cat: Kermit 'Do It' Meme
ALT: Doja Cat: Kermit 'Do It' Meme
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 15/09/2026
ed sheeran does not speak for the Crappy Doofus community. we are not a monolith
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CEO of DEI @misterbeaks.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ferb frequently speaks up for Palestine as well
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The Hard Times @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Robert Kraft Demands Macklemore Be Removed From Playlist at Favorite Sex Trafficking Spa thehardtimes.net/breaking/rob...
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Robert Kraft Demands Macklemore Be Removed From Playlist at Favorite Sex Trafficking Spa
JUPITER, Fla. — Human rights champion and all-around good guy, Robert Kraft, responded to Macklemore’s controversial pro-Palestinian views by demanding the artist’s... Continue reading this gem
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Spook E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Re: Macklemore: You can embrace the artist and reject the art. Call it the reverse Michael Jackson
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CEO of DEI @misterbeaks.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
My white whale is Moby Dick
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Terminally Frogline @2frogline69.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Ross A. Lincoln @rossalincoln.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Vibe cleanse time, so I made Steely Dan in Lego form. (+ Michael McDonald and Jay Graydon being tortured during the recording of "Peg.")
I made a Lego recreation of the cover of Aja, along with a studio sound board for Donald and Walter to be really high behind. On the other side, Michael McDonald is recording backing vocals for Peg and Jay Graydon is preparing for a zest guitar solo. You're welcome and yes I am incredible thank you.
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CEO of DEI @misterbeaks.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Bring back Fruitopia
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 11/09/2026
Daniel Craig on SNL. ladies and gentlemen, 9/11
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Street Sharks Explained 🇨🇺🇵🇸 @gaykwon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Why would Zohran meet with the architect of 9/11?
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Nick Lutsko @nicklutsko.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
We could have had gremlins 6 and gremlins 7
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Street Sharks Explained 🇨🇺🇵🇸 @gaykwon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Really makes you think about how bad inflation has gotten.
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Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Can't believe it's been 9 years.
Ted Cruz liked a Cory Chase threesome stepmom scene on 9/11/2017.
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聖☆Alex Degen @adactivity.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Obama did nothing with a huge historic mandate, after promising transformative change, did not prosecute nor even verbally repudiate the gwbush admin, did nothing with a filibuster proof super majority, adopted an apologetic centrist mode of governance as if an unpopular minority party, got us here,
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jimpers crimpers @jimprov.sendusyourmoney.com · 29/07/2026
the back was the part my buddy Jerf wanted for the shirt
Kirkin' 
Hard
or 
Charlie
Kirkin'?
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Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
john fetterman is the first rat in history to climb onto a sinking ship.
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CEO of DEI @misterbeaks.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I’ve had enough of this dude
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Chase 🐊🚫🚫🇧🇪🇧🇪🚫🚫🐊 @tittysommelier.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Just so we’re clear boys. We’ve got the one year kirkaversary and the 25th anniversary of 9/11 coming. You better post like you you got the fattest set of steel nuts on planet earth. I wanna see some wild shit these next two days. Do NOT disappoint me in the next 48 hours I want only your A game
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CEO of DEI @misterbeaks.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Honestly I kind of do
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Still from the ttelevision show The Simpsons showing Troy McClure in the set of The Simpson family living room with a big smile and his arms raised. Text reads "Hardcore nudity!"
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