Fruitopia: Real Fruit Beverage @fruitopiaofficial.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Fruitopia™️ would like everyone to know that the recent string of cannibalistic murders near the Canadian Fruitopia™️ factory have nothing to do with Fruitopia™️, its employees, or its many Real Ingredients. No further questions at this time. 021
Fruitopia: Real Fruit Beverage @fruitopiaofficial.bsky.social · 16/09/2026This is slander, fire is not now and never was an ingredient in Fruitopia™️, expect a call from our lawyers 000
Reposted by Fruitopia: Real Fruit BeverageTsar Khan @thetsarkhan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026people say that the death of harambe damned this timeline but i think it was the discontinuation of fruitopia its got utopia in the damn name 031
Fruitopia: Real Fruit Beverage @fruitopiaofficial.bsky.social · 16/09/2026static.klipy.comDoja Cat: Kermit 'Do It' MemeALT: Doja Cat: Kermit 'Do It' Meme 011
Reposted by Fruitopia: Real Fruit BeverageReturn of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Eagle eyed fans will spot fruitopia on the bottom shelf 3312
Fruitopia: Real Fruit Beverage @fruitopiaofficial.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Here at Fruitopia, we believe in real ingredients and great flavors, and nothing that makes you involuntarily psychically linked to any gods you’ve never heard of. Try Fruitopia today! 000
Fruitopia: Real Fruit Beverage @fruitopiaofficial.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Sorry for the long absence. I have taken a restraining order out on @sobe-real.bsky.social so if they ever come near my house again some stuff will happen. 010
Reposted by Fruitopia: Real Fruit Beverage.//Swav Silverhand✘ 🖥️ @suavevillain.blacksky.app · 10/08/2026I'm Fruitopia vending machine old. 061
Fruitopia: Real Fruit Beverage @fruitopiaofficial.bsky.social · 13/08/2026@sobe-real.bsky.social has officially crossed the line. I spotted them OUTSIDE MY HOUSE. I have informed the authorities and am planning to purchase a firearm 021
Reposted by Fruitopia: Real Fruit BeverageFruitopia: Real Fruit Beverage @fruitopiaofficial.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Questions about how and why Fruitopia is available in Canada will be disregarded: it is available there because it is cool and good and its ingredients don’t do anything weird to your brain 032
Fruitopia: Real Fruit Beverage @fruitopiaofficial.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Once again, Canadian Fruitopia is made from 100% Real Ingredients by workers who are *not* involved in occult activity. Any rumors to the contrary are unequivocally false. 010
Fruitopia: Real Fruit Beverage @fruitopiaofficial.bsky.social · 26/07/2026You and me both, friend 020
Reposted by Fruitopia: Real Fruit BeverageEbb OwO @ebbowo.bsky.social · 25/07/2026So not only does Macca’s in Montreal have Poutine, but in this crazy city Fruitopia still exists. WTF. I think I just lost my return ticket home. 😉 021
Fruitopia: Real Fruit Beverage @fruitopiaofficial.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Increasingly convinced that either Liz or Drago is either a split personality or a demon infesting @sobe-real.bsky.social 100
Reposted by Fruitopia: Real Fruit Beverageamghost @luxurycar.bsky.social · 15/07/2026it's like they're trying to erase the cultural memory of fruitopia 121
Reposted by Fruitopia: Real Fruit BeverageGrunkle Harm @harmonwest.bsky.social · 15/07/2026they paved the fruitopia and put up a parking lot :( 021
Reposted by Fruitopia: Real Fruit BeverageLogan Dean @logandean.games · 16/07/2026They have a bottomless fruitopia machine so there’s some perks 021
Reposted by Fruitopia: Real Fruit BeveragePanic Restaurant (Permanent Deltarune Brain Edition) @panicrestaurant.northsky.social · 16/07/2026Adding “breathable air” to the things you miss from childhood hall of fame along fruitopia machine and blue funky fries 625067
Reposted by Fruitopia: Real Fruit BeverageIndiana Bones and the Temple of Spook @aoihana.bsky.social · 16/07/2026hey at least we still got fruitopia up here 131
Fruitopia: Real Fruit Beverage @fruitopiaofficial.bsky.social · 21/07/2026That Backrooms movie was not accurate, it’s mostly filled with former middle school Fruitopia vending machines and if you go in there you can have all the Raspberry Kiwi Karma you can drink 000
Fruitopia: Real Fruit Beverage @fruitopiaofficial.bsky.social · 21/07/2026More material for my lawsuit 100
Fruitopia: Real Fruit Beverage @fruitopiaofficial.bsky.social · 21/07/2026The only one going to a lawyer here is me 001
Fruitopia: Real Fruit Beverage @fruitopiaofficial.bsky.social · 01/07/2026@sobe-real.bsky.social You calm down yet 100
Reposted by Fruitopia: Real Fruit BeverageAaron P @aaronpallan.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Don’t forget the 90s Fruitopia classic: Raspberry Psychic Lemonade 121
Reposted by Fruitopia: Real Fruit BeverageFakeEyes @fakeeyes.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Overkill is here from the 90s to blind you with his colors and obliterate you for not drinking Fruitopia or revering Rugrats to his mechanical satisfaction. He’s a great update. The original had a huge voice box for garbled phrases. This one you have to speak for. ⚡️I WOULD LIKE SOME PB CRISPS⚡️ 85511
Fruitopia: Real Fruit Beverage @fruitopiaofficial.bsky.social · 28/06/2026If you’ve had the Canadian McDonald’s Fruitopia in the last 48 hours go to the hospital immediately 010
Reposted by Fruitopia: Real Fruit BeverageCorey Barnes ☀️(they/them) @coreymbarnes.com · 15/06/2026I know what we need back… 1161
Reposted by Fruitopia: Real Fruit BeverageLeah from South Dakota @leahfromsd.bsky.social · 17/06/2026 191
Fruitopia: Real Fruit Beverage @fruitopiaofficial.bsky.social · 25/06/2026No! NO!!!! www.wsj.com/business/hos...wsj.comThe 70-Year Marriage Between McDonald’s and Coke Has Some IssuesChanging consumer tastes and increasing competition challenge one of the most successful and oldest corporate partnerships 000
Fruitopia: Real Fruit Beverage @fruitopiaofficial.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Questions about how and why Fruitopia is available in Canada will be disregarded: it is available there because it is cool and good and its ingredients don’t do anything weird to your brain 032
Fruitopia: Real Fruit Beverage @fruitopiaofficial.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Fruitopia stands ready and waiting to fill the reflecting pool with Blueberry Watermelon Wisdom. It will be blindingly blue and nothing alive could last more than 3 seconds it, least of all algae 🇺🇸 Fruitopia: Made from 100% Ingredients™️ 010
Fruitopia: Real Fruit Beverage @fruitopiaofficial.bsky.social · 14/06/2026@sobe-real.bsky.social you weren’t so peaceful yesterday were ya 110
Reposted by Fruitopia: Real Fruit BeverageDaughter of Sam @wanderwytch.bsky.social · 10/06/2026So far I am badly fucked up by witnessing a Fruitopia machine 032
Fruitopia: Real Fruit Beverage @fruitopiaofficial.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Invite me to your group chat, you cowards 000
Fruitopia: Real Fruit Beverage @fruitopiaofficial.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Canadian McDonald’s Fruitopia is 100% Fruitopia, you have our word! 131
Fruitopia: Real Fruit Beverage @fruitopiaofficial.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Fruitopia Fun Fact: Fruitopia has the MOST natural ingredients of any beverage available in Canadian McDonald’s soda fountains! Don’t look at the other ingredients tho because ejeidbwbwjifb 120
Reposted by Fruitopia: Real Fruit BeverageMr. Pibb (Official) @mrpibb-official.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Know No 041
Fruitopia: Real Fruit Beverage @fruitopiaofficial.bsky.social · 12/06/2026We think about you all the time (but not in a creepy way) 010
Reposted by Fruitopia: Real Fruit BeverageEvil Scary Lucy Promise @julesprom.bsky.social · 10/06/2026the fruitopia machine in the cafeteria it really is the 90s 2121
Reposted by Fruitopia: Real Fruit BeverageDumb Penguin Skeleton @demonpugo.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Honestly the only thing I remember about Mensa is the dated Simpsons joke” your utopia has become a fruitopia” Now I want a fruitopia and I haven’t seen one since the 90s. 041
Fruitopia: Real Fruit Beverage @fruitopiaofficial.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Sorry I haven’t been posting as much lately, been doing a lot of soul searching ever since my dad (Coca Cola) and I reunited and he immediately ghosted me again 021
Fruitopia: Real Fruit Beverage @fruitopiaofficial.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Really worried about Sobe now. Is this dementia? Not knowing the difference between a drink and a food? 000
Reposted by Fruitopia: Real Fruit BeverageMarge Simpson @sprite-0fficial.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Theyre coming after the Soft Drink Mafia for being "inauthentic". They'll never shut me down though...... because im actually Sprite Official 082
Reposted by Fruitopia: Real Fruit Beveragepet 🏳️⚧️ @ihavepawtism.bsky.social · 27/05/2026did you already forget the fruitopia machine 0122