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Fruitopia: Real Fruit Beverage

@fruitopiaofficial.bsky.social
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Fruitopia: Real Fruit Beverage @fruitopiaofficial.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Fruitopia™️ would like everyone to know that the recent string of cannibalistic murders near the Canadian Fruitopia™️ factory have nothing to do with Fruitopia™️, its employees, or its many Real Ingredients. No further questions at this time.
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Fruitopia: Real Fruit Beverage @fruitopiaofficial.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This is slander, fire is not now and never was an ingredient in Fruitopia™️, expect a call from our lawyers
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Tsar Khan @thetsarkhan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
people say that the death of harambe damned this timeline but i think it was the discontinuation of fruitopia its got utopia in the damn name
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Fruitopia: Real Fruit Beverage @fruitopiaofficial.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Doja Cat: Kermit 'Do It' Meme
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Eagle eyed fans will spot fruitopia on the bottom shelf
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Fruitopia: Real Fruit Beverage @fruitopiaofficial.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Here at Fruitopia, we believe in real ingredients and great flavors, and nothing that makes you involuntarily psychically linked to any gods you’ve never heard of. Try Fruitopia today!
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Fruitopia: Real Fruit Beverage @fruitopiaofficial.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Sorry for the long absence. I have taken a restraining order out on @sobe-real.bsky.social so if they ever come near my house again some stuff will happen.
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.//Swav Silverhand✘ 🖥️ @suavevillain.blacksky.app · 10/08/2026
I'm Fruitopia vending machine old.
Fruitopia vending machine. Lowkey a top tier drink.
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Fruitopia: Real Fruit Beverage @fruitopiaofficial.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
You and me both
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Fruitopia: Real Fruit Beverage @fruitopiaofficial.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
@sobe-real.bsky.social has officially crossed the line. I spotted them OUTSIDE MY HOUSE. I have informed the authorities and am planning to purchase a firearm
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Fruitopia: Real Fruit Beverage @fruitopiaofficial.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Questions about how and why Fruitopia is available in Canada will be disregarded: it is available there because it is cool and good and its ingredients don’t do anything weird to your brain
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Fruitopia: Real Fruit Beverage @fruitopiaofficial.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Once again, Canadian Fruitopia is made from 100% Real Ingredients by workers who are *not* involved in occult activity. Any rumors to the contrary are unequivocally false.
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Fruitopia: Real Fruit Beverage @fruitopiaofficial.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
You and me both, friend
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Ebb OwO @ebbowo.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
So not only does Macca’s in Montreal have Poutine, but in this crazy city Fruitopia still exists. WTF. I think I just lost my return ticket home. 😉
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Fruitopia: Real Fruit Beverage @fruitopiaofficial.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Increasingly convinced that either Liz or Drago is either a split personality or a demon infesting @sobe-real.bsky.social
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Fruitopia: Real Fruit Beverage @fruitopiaofficial.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
😎
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amghost @luxurycar.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
it's like they're trying to erase the cultural memory of fruitopia
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Grunkle Harm @harmonwest.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
they paved the fruitopia and put up a parking lot :(
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Logan Dean @logandean.games · 16/07/2026
They have a bottomless fruitopia machine so there’s some perks
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Panic Restaurant (Permanent Deltarune Brain Edition) @panicrestaurant.northsky.social · 16/07/2026
Adding “breathable air” to the things you miss from childhood hall of fame along fruitopia machine and blue funky fries
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Indiana Bones and the Temple of Spook @aoihana.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
hey at least we still got fruitopia up here
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Fruitopia: Real Fruit Beverage @fruitopiaofficial.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
That Backrooms movie was not accurate, it’s mostly filled with former middle school Fruitopia vending machines and if you go in there you can have all the Raspberry Kiwi Karma you can drink
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Fruitopia: Real Fruit Beverage @fruitopiaofficial.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
More material for my lawsuit
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Fruitopia: Real Fruit Beverage @fruitopiaofficial.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
The only one going to a lawyer here is me
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Fruitopia: Real Fruit Beverage @fruitopiaofficial.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
@sobe-real.bsky.social You calm down yet
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Aaron P @aaronpallan.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Don’t forget the 90s Fruitopia classic: Raspberry Psychic Lemonade
A collection of later-Fruitopia era “juice” bottles. These flavours were never found in nature, despite their 90s-granola names. The angels wept in the face of such blasphemies.
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FakeEyes @fakeeyes.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Overkill is here from the 90s to blind you with his colors and obliterate you for not drinking Fruitopia or revering Rugrats to his mechanical satisfaction. He’s a great update. The original had a huge voice box for garbled phrases. This one you have to speak for. ⚡️I WOULD LIKE SOME PB CRISPS⚡️
KA-CHOW!
Rifle and blast effects not included

In tightened that articulated claw with one of my fancy tricks that you can read about in my book.So tall! So handsome!
My one complaint here is I would have liked the chest doors to be translucent like the original. Just one more step towards eradicating any sense of cohesion with this design. Plus translucent plastic looks like candy. Just ask the iMac.Overkill with a large minigun but the minigun is maybe a laser. It’s loosely based on his giant vintage gun. There was no room in his very well used budget for this, but ideally he’d have his old gargantuan sound pack repurposed as an ammo pack to feed this thing whatever it fires. Fruitopia cans, ideally. Like a Vulcan Raven for hydrating your dusty ass.I wanted a closeup of how well Overkill’s eye can be seen through the mask, but Kiwi had other ideas. It’s worth noting that the removable mask was not on the original so this was optional and it rules that they went for it. It is basically held on by hope so it can pop off sometimes. I heated and pinched it a little then ran it under cold water and that seems to help a lot.

I really like him! I didn’t expect much. He feels just shy of necessitating a deluxe price point, which is always great. 100% new with very unique bits. Love it.
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Fruitopia: Real Fruit Beverage @fruitopiaofficial.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
If you’ve had the Canadian McDonald’s Fruitopia in the last 48 hours go to the hospital immediately
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Corey Barnes ☀️(they/them) @coreymbarnes.com · 15/06/2026
I know what we need back…
FRUITOPIA!!! a vending machine
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Leah from South Dakota @leahfromsd.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
This would fix me, and it's a Fruitopia vending machine
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Fruitopia: Real Fruit Beverage @fruitopiaofficial.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
No! NO!!!! www.wsj.com/business/hos...
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The 70-Year Marriage Between McDonald’s and Coke Has Some Issues
Changing consumer tastes and increasing competition challenge one of the most successful and oldest corporate partnerships
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Fruitopia: Real Fruit Beverage @fruitopiaofficial.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Questions about how and why Fruitopia is available in Canada will be disregarded: it is available there because it is cool and good and its ingredients don’t do anything weird to your brain
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Fruitopia: Real Fruit Beverage @fruitopiaofficial.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Fruitopia stands ready and waiting to fill the reflecting pool with Blueberry Watermelon Wisdom. It will be blindingly blue and nothing alive could last more than 3 seconds it, least of all algae 🇺🇸 Fruitopia: Made from 100% Ingredients™️
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Fruitopia: Real Fruit Beverage @fruitopiaofficial.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
@sobe-real.bsky.social you weren’t so peaceful yesterday were ya
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Daughter of Sam @wanderwytch.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
So far I am badly fucked up by witnessing a Fruitopia machine
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Fruitopia: Real Fruit Beverage @fruitopiaofficial.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Invite me to your group chat, you cowards
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Fruitopia: Real Fruit Beverage @fruitopiaofficial.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Canadian McDonald’s Fruitopia is 100% Fruitopia, you have our word!
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Fruitopia: Real Fruit Beverage @fruitopiaofficial.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Fruitopia Fun Fact: Fruitopia has the MOST natural ingredients of any beverage available in Canadian McDonald’s soda fountains! Don’t look at the other ingredients tho because ejeidbwbwjifb
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Mr. Pibb (Official) @mrpibb-official.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Know No
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Fruitopia: Real Fruit Beverage @fruitopiaofficial.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
We think about you all the time (but not in a creepy way)
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Evil Scary Lucy Promise @julesprom.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
the fruitopia machine in the cafeteria it really is the 90s
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Fruitopia: Real Fruit Beverage @fruitopiaofficial.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
You and me both, babe
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Dumb Penguin Skeleton @demonpugo.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Honestly the only thing I remember about Mensa is the dated Simpsons joke” your utopia has become a fruitopia” Now I want a fruitopia and I haven’t seen one since the 90s.
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Fruitopia: Real Fruit Beverage @fruitopiaofficial.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Sorry I haven’t been posting as much lately, been doing a lot of soul searching ever since my dad (Coca Cola) and I reunited and he immediately ghosted me again
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Fruitopia: Real Fruit Beverage @fruitopiaofficial.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
What
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Fruitopia: Real Fruit Beverage @fruitopiaofficial.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Really worried about Sobe now. Is this dementia? Not knowing the difference between a drink and a food?
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Fruitopia: Real Fruit Beverage @fruitopiaofficial.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Let’s go 😎
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Fruitopia: Real Fruit Beverage @fruitopiaofficial.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Checks out
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Marge Simpson @sprite-0fficial.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Theyre coming after the Soft Drink Mafia for being "inauthentic". They'll never shut me down though...... because im actually Sprite Official
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pet 🏳️‍⚧️ @ihavepawtism.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
did you already forget the fruitopia machine
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