Allen Bored @theboredshow.bsky.social · 17hListen I don’t agree with her actions but I am impressed by the commitment to the bit. 171
Reposted by Allen Bored🎃ℌ𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔬𝔴 ℑ𝔞𝔫👻 @mplsnightmayor.bsky.social · 22hI am not a political strategist and maybe it is the winning move to focus on gas and grocery prices, but it is wild to me that I am not seeing general election commercials that mention the president's fascist paramilitary force that invaded US cities and kidnapped and killed people. 69819
Reposted by Allen BoredAllen Bored @theboredshow.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Dave Roberts is an adrenaline junky, white knuckling it with Edwin Diaz every night. 151
Allen Bored @theboredshow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Why don't you take all that rage against the machine you have and get to church to rage against satan. 150
Allen Bored @theboredshow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026One of their parents had to have been an EDSBS commenter. 000
Allen Bored @theboredshow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026It is a tie between the bank heist from Heat and the endless airport runway scene from Fast and Furious 6. 262
Allen Bored @theboredshow.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Please everyone let's all act surprised next year when Sophie Cunningham is unsigned and then claims she was cancelled by the WNBA woke mob. 140
Reposted by Allen BoredRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026realized she had a new career in Having Bad Opinions and realized she didn't have to hoop anymore 1149547
Allen Bored @theboredshow.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Making a joke that I attributed to the wrong famous person, deleting it immediately, and closing app in shame. 010
Allen Bored @theboredshow.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The move itself is entirely made out of chocolate. It will make for a terrible viewing experience and while you can eat the movie, it will still taste as bad as a Hershey bar. 000
Allen Bored @theboredshow.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Every year on my birthday my Dad texts me a picture he took of his computer screen with a happy birthday message of something he found online. This year it’s a Yoda birthday card from Etsy. 040
Reposted by Allen Boredgeoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 01/10/2026there are moral arguments against the death penalty in its ideal form but in real life you never need to get there. the prior question is "can the state be trusted to end the life only of the rightly convicted without torture?" and the answer is no 413186772
Allen Bored @theboredshow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026lol how did they not give Harper an error on that play? 010
Allen Bored @theboredshow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026"The data center will raise your children, it will feed and clothe you, it will make love to your wife." 000
Reposted by Allen BoredAmy @lolennui.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Peter Thiel coming home from the office and cracking open a new blood boy with his teeth like an otter pop 191151129
Allen Bored @theboredshow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Flipping on Phillies/Braves during my lunch break just to immediately get mad about the helmets ads. 000
Allen Bored @theboredshow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Jack Smith should have gone to that Hawks/Warriors game, he would have seen Steph Curry score 60 points.youtube.comWARRIORS at HAWKS | FULL GAME HIGHLIGHTS | February 3, 2024YouTube video by NBA 000
Allen Bored @theboredshow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026What do you expect me to do? You think these noodles are going to water themselves!? 030
Allen Bored @theboredshow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026As always, my MLB postseason rooting interest is based on what teams actually spent money on payroll. Oh look at you Guardians, White Sox, and Rays. You're just smol beans trying to compete on a budget. Get the fuck outta here! Brewers are on notice but at least they did beef up their payroll. 110
Reposted by Allen BoredFriendly Pumpkin @pumpkinpal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The essence of tech brain is the belief that everything is easy, there's always one weird trick, and every single other person except you and your team is a moron for not figuring it out. After all, how hard could it be to just *become a bank and payment processor* overnight?? 76412
Allen Bored @theboredshow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026My five-year-old when I tell him which team is losing in a game: “hah hah they’re going to die.” Broncos are playing for their lives right now. 2101
Allen Bored @theboredshow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I regret to inform you that my fantasy football team fucking rules. 000
Allen Bored @theboredshow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026What you don’t like “Choosin’ Texas”? I thought Blueksy was pro-choice. 010
Reposted by Allen BoredNothing @nothingofvalue.bsky.social · 27/09/2026That Rolling Stome article on “Choosin Texas” complaining about how people who haven’t heard the song are siloing themselves is hilarious to me. Popular Country music in the US is possibly the MOST siloed genre in the country, especially in the 21st century. 1963646
Allen Bored @theboredshow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Phillies are trying to get a better draft pick. 000
Allen Bored @theboredshow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026static.klipy.comColin Farrell: I'm a Fiend for MojitosAlt: Colin Farrell as Sonny Crocket in Miami Vice: I'm a Fiend for Mojitos 010
Allen Bored @theboredshow.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The whole iced coffee thing sounds like a 1997 Dennis Leary bit. 290
Allen Bored @theboredshow.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I think he should go woke to stop being broke(n). 000
Allen Bored @theboredshow.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I knew I should have stuffed the ballot box for Venture Bros. 040
Allen Bored @theboredshow.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I'm not going to comment on the outfit, but I will say "Get Maced" is a terrible podcast name. 010
Allen Bored @theboredshow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Oh shit they got Katzenburg!? Time to close up shop people, we all must return to the nazi pedophile app. 020
Reposted by Allen Boredspencerbrus.bsky.social @spencerbrus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Man, I can totally see why the new Godzilla movie is rated R. 110040
Allen Bored @theboredshow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Why hire an actor to do the voice when you could have AI recreate the voice of Gene Wilder sounding like you just woke him up at 5:00 AM to read his lines with one eye open. 030
Allen Bored @theboredshow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I never thought of the idea of it happening from a fire in his new ballroom but that would be the funniest outcome. 120
Reposted by Allen BoredTaniel @taniel.bsky.social · 22/09/2026A post that’s so eye-opening because this is exactly what liberals will say is GOP distraction tactics, almost as a parody— and here it really is what Gaetz is saying unironically as his GOP message. 2384747975
Allen Bored @theboredshow.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Athletes showing up at Trump rallys should become the new Madden Curse. 000
Reposted by Allen BoredAsawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The way to look at this is George bush is trying to help Donald trump retain power on the Hill 25053831292
Allen Bored @theboredshow.bsky.social · 22/09/2026No one can name ten television shows, that’s a myth. 460
Allen Bored @theboredshow.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I always thought he had been accused of rape previously and was continually baffled by the effort to make this rapist mainstream. 130
