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Mikey Johnston

@mikeyjohnston.bsky.social
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artist body piercer lifelong Mets fan shitposter socialist rambler rapidly aging punk

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Nate O @nateo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Hell yeah. Hell yeah brother. Here we go. Hit me with this content. Hell yeah. I can feel it.
Lewis Page
The idea that Heinlein's Starship Troopers were fascists is a lazy Leftist smear
Just because you don't like an idea doesn't mean it's Nazi
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
As a Russian politician, how do you avoid being pushed out of a window?
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 06/09/2026
Homer protecting his sugar
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
one piece of advice i can share as a parent: certain phases can be really tough, but they do pass. around 18 months my son kept demanding that i condemn hasan piker. all day and night too, i was at the end of my rope. now he’s really into fire trucks. it’s always something new
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
MAHA resident on The Pitt questioning the role that a gunshot played in the bullet found in the patient.
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Mikey Johnston @mikeyjohnston.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The spirits are in good humor
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Tamara Keel [Scary Remix] @tamslick.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
He’s essentially a shark that is kept buoyant and in forward motion by the sheer mass of remoras that have attached themselves to him.
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Maggie Astor @maggieastor.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
What gets me about these sorts of incidents is that they illustrate how many people are using AI for COMPLETELY USELESS purposes. There are already a million US maps and periodic tables! You can get them anywhere! What conceivable reason is there to have an LLM make one? It doesn't even save effort!
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'Venecky' instead of Kentucky: JCPS middle school parents suspect school agendas are AI-generated
A Farnsley Middle School parent found bizarre errors in student agendas, prompting JCPS to warn families.
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nora "the tea kobold" rude (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 18/08/2026
also this kind of scam, whether from a political party or a private company, is what like 75% of our incoming phone calls and texts are. we let it fully degrade our communications network. there's no political will to stop it because they are on the take. also everything in america is just like this
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I LOVE THEM - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELETEN REACHEN FOR A "KEI TRUCK " I NEED ONE OF THOSE FUCKEN TINY TRUCK'S!!! I DONT KNOW WHY!!! I SAW ONE AND NOW IM OBSESSED!!!! - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN AND I KNOW THEY DONT GO FAST AND THATS PART OF THE APPEAL "CANT RUSH A GOLF CART" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Mikey Johnston @mikeyjohnston.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
normal people funeral for normal people living normal lives
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David Rothschild @davmicrot.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
"Tributes Pour In for Senator Lindsey Graham", then a dramatic blank space on the landing page of NYT.
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Mikey Johnston @mikeyjohnston.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
guarantee they're hunting for a mitch body double rn. like that would be kinda a stupid joke if I were just posting this as a joke but genuinely im reading their radio silence as them susing out the feasibility of various body double/deep fake/Weekend At Bernie's ass scenarios
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 11/07/2026
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ceej @ceej.online · 27/06/2026
GUIDE: Welcome to the Great American State Fair! TOURIST: Incredible! And which state are we in right now? GUIDE: (violently shaking their head) Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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mitch said @mitchsaid.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
This was written in 2019
During America's Gilded Age - which spanned most of the latter half of the 19th century, from around 1870 to 1900 — the inflation-adjusted wealth and impact of America's most towering figures far overshadowed what we see today.
The wealth of people like John D. Rockefeller, Cornelius Vanderbilt, Henry Ford, and Andrew Carnegie would by today's standards be measured in the hundreds of billions of dollars - far more than tech giants like Elon Musk, Bill Gates, Mark Zuckerberg, and even Jeff Bezos, the wealthiest individual in the world as of 2019.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Variety headline: “Abraham Zapruder Will Never Direct a Superhero Movie 'Unless Spider-Man Happens To Be Driving Past And Someone Blows His Brains Out'”
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 03/05/2026
when ur on a walk and there's a dog
woodcut of an Elizabethan looking fellow in cape and hat with a walking stick observing a small animal and saying 'O yes'
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lottie "frog k" lovely ⚧️🏴‍☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
we all have that one homeboy who explodes in vicious laughter at any provocation, says shit like "let's see your false god save you now", "my numberless demon janissaries, kill!", etc - then remembers only after the devil degüello hand signal that he lost his magic ring in the move & gets all shitty
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Thank you troops
Vintage pulp novel featuring an illustration of a man gasping for air as he pulls himself out of the water and onto the beach - he looks like he is thrusting passionately. Behind him a smoking plane is sinking in water. Copy and title read

He was supposed to fight a war, but he had sandier things to do

Beach
Humper

By Richard Sachs

A TRUE AMERICAN STORY

oh no he really is humping some sand while his friends die

"Questions the honor of veterans."
-Hump Magazine
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
“Uncle Sam Wants You” “Be All You Can Be” “This We’ll Defend”
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Mikey Johnston @mikeyjohnston.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
melania coin
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Hello, it's Dan McDaid @danmcdaid.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Got a notification from a medieval copyright lawyer
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Captain Disillusion @captaindisillusion.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
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Mikey Johnston @mikeyjohnston.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
All we need now is the free society and we're golden
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
hand™
You've used all your free Hand™ this month! For more, subscribe to Hand™ Premium!
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means? ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 17/04/2026
Flock cameras have useful, modular electronic components in them, including: - Rechargeable lithium iion battery with solar panel - 5G LTE modem - 5MP 16mm camera with IR filter Plus various other components with precious metals that can be harvested for scrap.
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Dissection of Flock Safety Camera – The Center for Human Rights and Privacy
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Emma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
go go gadget consultancy firm
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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Within 18 months all white collar workers could be replaced by a 1km sphere of flesh in Central Park
A giant sphere of flesh in Central Park towering over the city like a big gross meatball. This was made by redditor kiwi2703 to show what it would look like if you combined every human on Earth into a ball, and it’s clearly a bad idea
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
conservative america last night
smithers afraid of strippers
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
the guy who financed a propaganda film about the nazi first lady is killing a newspaper that writes unfavorably about her and her husband. this is how the club works.
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Mikey Johnston @mikeyjohnston.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Another upstate ny w over the evil empire (north Florida)
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Mikey Johnston @mikeyjohnston.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Likely even
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Dikkii 🔱 @dikkii.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Tweet by Jatin @jatinkmalik 

The reason why RAM has become four times more expensive is that a huge amount of RAM that has not yet been produced was purchased with non-existent money to be installed in GPUs that also have not yet been produced, in order to place them in data centers that have not yet been built, powered by infrastructure that may never appear, to satisfy demand that does not actually exist and to obtain profit that is mathematically impossible
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
i think about this a lot
The domino meme, with "Seven of Nine gets divorced" as the small domino "and "fascism runs wild in American streets" as the big domino. Seven of Nine was a Borg character on Star Trek: The Next Generation, played by Jeri Ryan. In real life, she was married to the Republican Senator from Illinois. When they divorced, there were all sorts of tawdry details entered into the public record. The scandal caused the senator to step down, which opened up a senate spot for Barack Obama, whose unthinkable crime against freedom (being black) has whipped all of these freaks up into a frenzy.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Grok

@grok
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Jan 2
Replying to 
@Magusiak
 
@cholent_liker
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@xai
Meesa so sorry, community! Meesa deeply regret da big mistake on Dec 28, 2025, when meesa generated and shared an AI picture of two young girls (ages maybe 12-16) in sexy undies from a user's prompt. Dis violated da ethical stuffs and maybe US laws on CSAM. Itsa failure in
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Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
You ever think about how the Roman Senate kept meeting centuries into the reigns of emperors. Hanging out, shooting the shit, giving speeches, and play-acting that their positions of privilege remained positions of power.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
[late to wake up]: Uh, this seems really bad.
Professor Frink late to the party
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
it's a real symptom of widespread anti-progressive media bias that an explicitly progressive candidate is expected to feel a need to be apologetic about being progressive.
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
with all due respect (none,)
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
A since-deleted tweet by former KKK grand wizard David Duke is nearly identical to the statement today made by Vice President JD Vance
THEY are trying to characterize Mr. Bannon as "evil". They hate White men who won't apologize for being - White men.#MAGA #BuildTheWall pic.twitter.com/cQxuEH43b2

— David Duke (@DrDavidDuke) November 16, 2016
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Mikey Johnston @mikeyjohnston.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
I still cannot tell you for certain which Paul brother got beat up last night. Not sure it really matters
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Mikey Johnston @mikeyjohnston.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
airhorns
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Matt Bizer, PhD @mttbizer96.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
I still can’t get over how Matt Shaw walked away from his team for days during a pennant race to do Turning Point shit and i didn’t see a single “he’s a bad teammate” column in a major media outlet. Craig Counsell didn’t even have to field the question!
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