Reposted by Mikey JohnstonNate O @nateo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Hell yeah. Hell yeah brother. Here we go. Hit me with this content. Hell yeah. I can feel it. 1452718476
Reposted by Mikey JohnstonRazzball @razzball.bsky.social · 09/09/2026As a Russian politician, how do you avoid being pushed out of a window? 7545
Reposted by Mikey JohnstonJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/08/2026one piece of advice i can share as a parent: certain phases can be really tough, but they do pass. around 18 months my son kept demanding that i condemn hasan piker. all day and night too, i was at the end of my rope. now he’s really into fire trucks. it’s always something new 235892837
Reposted by Mikey JohnstonSen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 25/08/2026MAHA resident on The Pitt questioning the role that a gunshot played in the bullet found in the patient. 7804
Reposted by Mikey JohnstonTamara Keel [Scary Remix] @tamslick.bsky.social · 22/08/2026He’s essentially a shark that is kept buoyant and in forward motion by the sheer mass of remoras that have attached themselves to him. 525635
Reposted by Mikey JohnstonMaggie Astor @maggieastor.bsky.social · 20/08/2026What gets me about these sorts of incidents is that they illustrate how many people are using AI for COMPLETELY USELESS purposes. There are already a million US maps and periodic tables! You can get them anywhere! What conceivable reason is there to have an LLM make one? It doesn't even save effort!wdrb.com'Venecky' instead of Kentucky: JCPS middle school parents suspect school agendas are AI-generatedA Farnsley Middle School parent found bizarre errors in student agendas, prompting JCPS to warn families. 231403314
Reposted by Mikey Johnstonnora "the tea kobold" rude (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 18/08/2026also this kind of scam, whether from a political party or a private company, is what like 75% of our incoming phone calls and texts are. we let it fully degrade our communications network. there's no political will to stop it because they are on the take. also everything in america is just like this 630771
Reposted by Mikey Johnstonda share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I LOVE THEM - dashare.zone ADMIN 0941236
Mikey Johnston @mikeyjohnston.bsky.social · 28/07/2026normal people funeral for normal people living normal lives 010
Reposted by Mikey JohnstonDavid Rothschild @davmicrot.bsky.social · 12/07/2026"Tributes Pour In for Senator Lindsey Graham", then a dramatic blank space on the landing page of NYT. 23794271800
Mikey Johnston @mikeyjohnston.bsky.social · 11/07/2026guarantee they're hunting for a mitch body double rn. like that would be kinda a stupid joke if I were just posting this as a joke but genuinely im reading their radio silence as them susing out the feasibility of various body double/deep fake/Weekend At Bernie's ass scenarios 000
Reposted by Mikey Johnstonceej @ceej.online · 27/06/2026GUIDE: Welcome to the Great American State Fair! TOURIST: Incredible! And which state are we in right now? GUIDE: (violently shaking their head) Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 433852612
Reposted by Mikey Johnstonpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 03/06/2026 141650176
Reposted by Mikey JohnstonGarth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 03/05/2026when ur on a walk and there's a dog 33234879
Reposted by Mikey Johnstonlottie "frog k" lovely ⚧️🏴☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social · 28/05/2026we all have that one homeboy who explodes in vicious laughter at any provocation, says shit like "let's see your false god save you now", "my numberless demon janissaries, kill!", etc - then remembers only after the devil degüello hand signal that he lost his magic ring in the move & gets all shitty 38825
Reposted by Mikey JohnstonPaperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Thank you troops 151940424
Reposted by Mikey Johnstonghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 23/05/2026“Uncle Sam Wants You” “Be All You Can Be” “This We’ll Defend” 41918133
Reposted by Mikey JohnstonHello, it's Dan McDaid @danmcdaid.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Got a notification from a medieval copyright lawyer 122156762657
Reposted by Mikey JohnstonCaptain Disillusion @captaindisillusion.bsky.social · 14/05/2026 33119882898
Mikey Johnston @mikeyjohnston.bsky.social · 26/04/2026All we need now is the free society and we're golden 000
Reposted by Mikey JohnstonSteven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/04/2026VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means? ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie] 4958981551
Reposted by Mikey JohnstonChad Loder @chadloder.dev · 17/04/2026Flock cameras have useful, modular electronic components in them, including: - Rechargeable lithium iion battery with solar panel - 5G LTE modem - 5MP 16mm camera with IR filter Plus various other components with precious metals that can be harvested for scrap.cehrp.orgDissection of Flock Safety Camera – The Center for Human Rights and Privacy 221509555
Reposted by Mikey JohnstonEmma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · 14/02/2026go go gadget consultancy firm 2173
Reposted by Mikey JohnstonAlex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 14/02/2026Within 18 months all white collar workers could be replaced by a 1km sphere of flesh in Central Park 1204554671
Reposted by Mikey JohnstonMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 04/02/2026the guy who financed a propaganda film about the nazi first lady is killing a newspaper that writes unfavorably about her and her husband. this is how the club works. 334020942
Mikey Johnston @mikeyjohnston.bsky.social · 11/01/2026Another upstate ny w over the evil empire (north Florida) 020
Reposted by Mikey JohnstonGrant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 09/01/2026i think about this a lot 1042267
Reposted by Mikey JohnstonKelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 03/01/2026You ever think about how the Roman Senate kept meeting centuries into the reigns of emperors. Hanging out, shooting the shit, giving speeches, and play-acting that their positions of privilege remained positions of power. 424238988
Reposted by Mikey JohnstonNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 03/01/2026[late to wake up]: Uh, this seems really bad. 118110
Reposted by Mikey JohnstonMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 02/01/2026it's a real symptom of widespread anti-progressive media bias that an explicitly progressive candidate is expected to feel a need to be apologetic about being progressive. 473215607
Reposted by Mikey Johnstondrewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 26/12/2025with all due respect (none,) 01289
Reposted by Mikey JohnstonBrandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 21/12/2025A since-deleted tweet by former KKK grand wizard David Duke is nearly identical to the statement today made by Vice President JD Vance 741466555
Mikey Johnston @mikeyjohnston.bsky.social · 20/12/2025I still cannot tell you for certain which Paul brother got beat up last night. Not sure it really matters 000
Reposted by Mikey JohnstonMatt Bizer, PhD @mttbizer96.bsky.social · 12/12/2025I still can’t get over how Matt Shaw walked away from his team for days during a pennant race to do Turning Point shit and i didn’t see a single “he’s a bad teammate” column in a major media outlet. Craig Counsell didn’t even have to field the question! 36514