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Mikey Johnston

@mikeyjohnston.bsky.social
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artist body piercer lifelong Mets fan shitposter socialist rambler rapidly aging punk

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Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I named my dog "Nature" because he abhors the vacuum.
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Mikey Johnston @mikeyjohnston.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I want him back
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Mikey Johnston @mikeyjohnston.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
yo id lose track and get myself much respect chiitan
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Mikey Johnston @mikeyjohnston.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
In 2026 america we are presented with the very sober reality of exactly what MAGA ideologically means and is doing to this country Hard to take pearl clutching about Hasan Piker seriously when contextualized with actual hate-politics in action
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Nate O @nateo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Hell yeah. Hell yeah brother. Here we go. Hit me with this content. Hell yeah. I can feel it.
Lewis Page
The idea that Heinlein's Starship Troopers were fascists is a lazy Leftist smear
Just because you don't like an idea doesn't mean it's Nazi
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
As a Russian politician, how do you avoid being pushed out of a window?
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 06/09/2026
Homer protecting his sugar
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
one piece of advice i can share as a parent: certain phases can be really tough, but they do pass. around 18 months my son kept demanding that i condemn hasan piker. all day and night too, i was at the end of my rope. now he’s really into fire trucks. it’s always something new
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Mikey Johnston @mikeyjohnston.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Hell I was born and raised in upstate NY and somehow still yall became a mainstay in my lexicon
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Mikey Johnston @mikeyjohnston.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
oh cmon it's not the lake's fault
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
MAHA resident on The Pitt questioning the role that a gunshot played in the bullet found in the patient.
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Mikey Johnston @mikeyjohnston.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
history woulda turned out a whole lot different that's for sure
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Mikey Johnston @mikeyjohnston.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I'll be impressed when it can do this while carrying me like an infant and not rattle my brains out
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Mikey Johnston @mikeyjohnston.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Centrists are a GOP psyop
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Mikey Johnston @mikeyjohnston.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
many such cases
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Mikey Johnston @mikeyjohnston.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The spirits are in good humor
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Tamara Keel [Scary Remix] @tamslick.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
He’s essentially a shark that is kept buoyant and in forward motion by the sheer mass of remoras that have attached themselves to him.
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Mikey Johnston @mikeyjohnston.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
ELEVEN GRAMS OF PROTEIN
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Maggie Astor @maggieastor.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
What gets me about these sorts of incidents is that they illustrate how many people are using AI for COMPLETELY USELESS purposes. There are already a million US maps and periodic tables! You can get them anywhere! What conceivable reason is there to have an LLM make one? It doesn't even save effort!
wdrb.com
'Venecky' instead of Kentucky: JCPS middle school parents suspect school agendas are AI-generated
A Farnsley Middle School parent found bizarre errors in student agendas, prompting JCPS to warn families.
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nora "nora.jewelry is now open" rude (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 18/08/2026
also this kind of scam, whether from a political party or a private company, is what like 75% of our incoming phone calls and texts are. we let it fully degrade our communications network. there's no political will to stop it because they are on the take. also everything in america is just like this
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I LOVE THEM - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELETEN REACHEN FOR A "KEI TRUCK " I NEED ONE OF THOSE FUCKEN TINY TRUCK'S!!! I DONT KNOW WHY!!! I SAW ONE AND NOW IM OBSESSED!!!! - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN AND I KNOW THEY DONT GO FAST AND THATS PART OF THE APPEAL "CANT RUSH A GOLF CART" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Mikey Johnston @mikeyjohnston.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
If your biggest gripe with a candidate is they are the target of racist attacks I got some terrible news regarding a few other recent DEM party nominees One of which won the presidency twice and found his way into your name
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Mikey Johnston @mikeyjohnston.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
the weirdest cope on display here
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Mikey Johnston @mikeyjohnston.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
*Bugs Bunny voice "These... these hands. They have extinguished life. I'll never see them the same again. How do I go back? How can I hold Lola with these hands knowing what they've done?"
what ai thinks Bugs Bunny's hands look like. kinda vegetative I guess. looks more appropriate for Mothman tbh
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Mikey Johnston @mikeyjohnston.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
normal people funeral for normal people living normal lives
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Mikey Johnston @mikeyjohnston.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
what am I going to find when I click that link?
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Mikey Johnston @mikeyjohnston.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Forget what is both popular and morally correct, the people who orchestrated two losses to Trump think it's a bad idea
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David Rothschild @davmicrot.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
"Tributes Pour In for Senator Lindsey Graham", then a dramatic blank space on the landing page of NYT.
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Mikey Johnston @mikeyjohnston.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
current events
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Mikey Johnston @mikeyjohnston.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
guarantee they're hunting for a mitch body double rn. like that would be kinda a stupid joke if I were just posting this as a joke but genuinely im reading their radio silence as them susing out the feasibility of various body double/deep fake/Weekend At Bernie's ass scenarios
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 11/07/2026
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Mikey Johnston @mikeyjohnston.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
.fe-6a453322841fb03126f24ec0 { --grid-gutter: calc(var(--sqs-mobile-site-gutter, 6vw) - 11.0px); comes to me in my dreams
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ceej @ceej.online · 27/06/2026
GUIDE: Welcome to the Great American State Fair! TOURIST: Incredible! And which state are we in right now? GUIDE: (violently shaking their head) Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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Mikey Johnston @mikeyjohnston.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
ohhh nononono you ain't gettin me with that one again
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Mikey Johnston @mikeyjohnston.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
this getting scraped by AI to pop up again in some hilarious hallucination some months down the road 🤞🤞
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Mikey Johnston @mikeyjohnston.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I'm genuinely surprised US intelligence picked up on this
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Mikey Johnston @mikeyjohnston.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Considering progressives have been allowed little to no role in either strategy or messaging within the democratic party for decades now I'm not sure what you're basing this on
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Mikey Johnston @mikeyjohnston.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Part 3 of 8 posted 10 months ago. Remaining parts nowhere to be found
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mitch said @mitchsaid.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
This was written in 2019
During America's Gilded Age - which spanned most of the latter half of the 19th century, from around 1870 to 1900 — the inflation-adjusted wealth and impact of America's most towering figures far overshadowed what we see today.
The wealth of people like John D. Rockefeller, Cornelius Vanderbilt, Henry Ford, and Andrew Carnegie would by today's standards be measured in the hundreds of billions of dollars - far more than tech giants like Elon Musk, Bill Gates, Mark Zuckerberg, and even Jeff Bezos, the wealthiest individual in the world as of 2019.
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Mikey Johnston @mikeyjohnston.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
o7
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Mikey Johnston @mikeyjohnston.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
This feels like a job for Morrissey
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Variety headline: “Abraham Zapruder Will Never Direct a Superhero Movie 'Unless Spider-Man Happens To Be Driving Past And Someone Blows His Brains Out'”
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Mikey Johnston @mikeyjohnston.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Yes metal will simply die if we don't draw in new metal fans from.. *checks notes ..terrestrial radio in 2026?
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Mikey Johnston @mikeyjohnston.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Sometimes they sneak out the lil rascals
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Mikey Johnston @mikeyjohnston.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
It's Denali now get it right
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Mikey Johnston @mikeyjohnston.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Capitalism mandates privatized control of production based on wealth. That's the long and the short of it. All this nonsense about competition and "free" markets are all fables of an "ethical" capitalism that has never existed and cannot exist. Wealth consolidation is the goal of capitalism
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 03/05/2026
when ur on a walk and there's a dog
woodcut of an Elizabethan looking fellow in cape and hat with a walking stick observing a small animal and saying 'O yes'
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lottie "frog k" lovely ⚧️🏴‍☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
we all have that one homeboy who explodes in vicious laughter at any provocation, says shit like "let's see your false god save you now", "my numberless demon janissaries, kill!", etc - then remembers only after the devil degüello hand signal that he lost his magic ring in the move & gets all shitty
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Mikey Johnston @mikeyjohnston.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
So wait.. I'm not allowed to buy Chinese EVs.. but Waymo can?
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