Reposted by Mikey JohnstonFrank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · 13/04/2026I named my dog "Nature" because he abhors the vacuum. 472832397 0
Mikey Johnston @mikeyjohnston.bsky.social · 23/09/2026yo id lose track and get myself much respect chiitan 000 0
Mikey Johnston @mikeyjohnston.bsky.social · 17/09/2026In 2026 america we are presented with the very sober reality of exactly what MAGA ideologically means and is doing to this country Hard to take pearl clutching about Hasan Piker seriously when contextualized with actual hate-politics in action 000 0
Reposted by Mikey JohnstonNate O @nateo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Hell yeah. Hell yeah brother. Here we go. Hit me with this content. Hell yeah. I can feel it. 1452718475 0
Reposted by Mikey JohnstonRazzball @razzball.bsky.social · 09/09/2026As a Russian politician, how do you avoid being pushed out of a window? 7545 0
Reposted by Mikey JohnstonJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/08/2026one piece of advice i can share as a parent: certain phases can be really tough, but they do pass. around 18 months my son kept demanding that i condemn hasan piker. all day and night too, i was at the end of my rope. now he’s really into fire trucks. it’s always something new 235891836 0
Mikey Johnston @mikeyjohnston.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Hell I was born and raised in upstate NY and somehow still yall became a mainstay in my lexicon 020 0
Reposted by Mikey JohnstonSen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 25/08/2026MAHA resident on The Pitt questioning the role that a gunshot played in the bullet found in the patient. 7793 0
Mikey Johnston @mikeyjohnston.bsky.social · 24/08/2026history woulda turned out a whole lot different that's for sure 000 0
Mikey Johnston @mikeyjohnston.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I'll be impressed when it can do this while carrying me like an infant and not rattle my brains out 000 0
Reposted by Mikey JohnstonTamara Keel [Scary Remix] @tamslick.bsky.social · 22/08/2026He’s essentially a shark that is kept buoyant and in forward motion by the sheer mass of remoras that have attached themselves to him. 525635 0
Reposted by Mikey JohnstonMaggie Astor @maggieastor.bsky.social · 20/08/2026What gets me about these sorts of incidents is that they illustrate how many people are using AI for COMPLETELY USELESS purposes. There are already a million US maps and periodic tables! You can get them anywhere! What conceivable reason is there to have an LLM make one? It doesn't even save effort!wdrb.com'Venecky' instead of Kentucky: JCPS middle school parents suspect school agendas are AI-generatedA Farnsley Middle School parent found bizarre errors in student agendas, prompting JCPS to warn families. 231399313 0
Reposted by Mikey Johnstonnora "nora.jewelry is now open" rude (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 18/08/2026also this kind of scam, whether from a political party or a private company, is what like 75% of our incoming phone calls and texts are. we let it fully degrade our communications network. there's no political will to stop it because they are on the take. also everything in america is just like this 630771 0
Reposted by Mikey Johnstonda share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I LOVE THEM - dashare.zone ADMIN 0940236 0
Mikey Johnston @mikeyjohnston.bsky.social · 10/08/2026If your biggest gripe with a candidate is they are the target of racist attacks I got some terrible news regarding a few other recent DEM party nominees One of which won the presidency twice and found his way into your name 010 0
Mikey Johnston @mikeyjohnston.bsky.social · 30/07/2026*Bugs Bunny voice "These... these hands. They have extinguished life. I'll never see them the same again. How do I go back? How can I hold Lola with these hands knowing what they've done?" 010 0
Mikey Johnston @mikeyjohnston.bsky.social · 28/07/2026normal people funeral for normal people living normal lives 010 0
Mikey Johnston @mikeyjohnston.bsky.social · 25/07/2026what am I going to find when I click that link? 000 0
Mikey Johnston @mikeyjohnston.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Forget what is both popular and morally correct, the people who orchestrated two losses to Trump think it's a bad idea 000 0
Reposted by Mikey JohnstonDavid Rothschild @davmicrot.bsky.social · 12/07/2026"Tributes Pour In for Senator Lindsey Graham", then a dramatic blank space on the landing page of NYT. 23794191795 0
Mikey Johnston @mikeyjohnston.bsky.social · 11/07/2026guarantee they're hunting for a mitch body double rn. like that would be kinda a stupid joke if I were just posting this as a joke but genuinely im reading their radio silence as them susing out the feasibility of various body double/deep fake/Weekend At Bernie's ass scenarios 000 0
Mikey Johnston @mikeyjohnston.bsky.social · 08/07/2026.fe-6a453322841fb03126f24ec0 { --grid-gutter: calc(var(--sqs-mobile-site-gutter, 6vw) - 11.0px); comes to me in my dreams 0120 0
Reposted by Mikey Johnstonceej @ceej.online · 27/06/2026GUIDE: Welcome to the Great American State Fair! TOURIST: Incredible! And which state are we in right now? GUIDE: (violently shaking their head) Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 433848611 0
Mikey Johnston @mikeyjohnston.bsky.social · 26/06/2026ohhh nononono you ain't gettin me with that one again 040 0
Mikey Johnston @mikeyjohnston.bsky.social · 21/06/2026this getting scraped by AI to pop up again in some hilarious hallucination some months down the road 🤞🤞 0130 0
Mikey Johnston @mikeyjohnston.bsky.social · 19/06/2026I'm genuinely surprised US intelligence picked up on this 000 0
Mikey Johnston @mikeyjohnston.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Considering progressives have been allowed little to no role in either strategy or messaging within the democratic party for decades now I'm not sure what you're basing this on 1151 0
Mikey Johnston @mikeyjohnston.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Part 3 of 8 posted 10 months ago. Remaining parts nowhere to be found 000 0
Reposted by Mikey Johnstonmitch said @mitchsaid.bsky.social · 12/06/2026This was written in 2019 132 0
Reposted by Mikey Johnstonpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 03/06/2026 141648175 0
Mikey Johnston @mikeyjohnston.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Yes metal will simply die if we don't draw in new metal fans from.. *checks notes ..terrestrial radio in 2026? 010 0
Mikey Johnston @mikeyjohnston.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Capitalism mandates privatized control of production based on wealth. That's the long and the short of it. All this nonsense about competition and "free" markets are all fables of an "ethical" capitalism that has never existed and cannot exist. Wealth consolidation is the goal of capitalism 040 0
Reposted by Mikey JohnstonGarth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 03/05/2026when ur on a walk and there's a dog 33234879 0
Reposted by Mikey Johnstonlottie "frog k" lovely ⚧️🏴☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social · 28/05/2026we all have that one homeboy who explodes in vicious laughter at any provocation, says shit like "let's see your false god save you now", "my numberless demon janissaries, kill!", etc - then remembers only after the devil degüello hand signal that he lost his magic ring in the move & gets all shitty 38825 0
Mikey Johnston @mikeyjohnston.bsky.social · 28/05/2026So wait.. I'm not allowed to buy Chinese EVs.. but Waymo can? 000 0