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Feckless Wastrel

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Jake Wright @bcnjake.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I think the phrase you’re looking for is “Trump’s unusual strategy pushes boundaries that critics say threatens free press”
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Feckless Wastrel @miketodd.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Mayor Pro Tem of Flavortown
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Feckless Wastrel @miketodd.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
No joke. My four-year-old daughter said almost the exact same thing to me this morning. #RuthkandaForever
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 17/05/2026
if i was going to give a college commencement speech i would make sure to start with something the students could rally behind. something like "we will mechanically suck the youth from your bones to feed a mechanical eschaton, which my generation will use to climb heaven and become new gods"
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
The only characteristic of Trump that I find personally relatable is his extreme contempt for evangelicals that support Trump
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jab lung @mobute.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
finally, the fathead calf
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Feckless Wastrel @miketodd.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
IoT(oilets)
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Feckless Wastrel @miketodd.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
"Aw, shit. We forgot to invert the value of that model coefficient."
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Feckless Wastrel @miketodd.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
seems bad-ish?
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Feckless Wastrel @miketodd.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Pretty solid wordplay, I tell ya what.
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Feckless Wastrel @miketodd.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Congresswoman Gluesniffer
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Francis Ford Copulate @francis-f-copulate.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
this new series is actually disappointing…
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
twitter interaction: schizo guy or bluecheck racist. block and forget bluesky interaction: 99 year old "tRump" lib. your day is completely ruined
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Feckless Wastrel @miketodd.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
omg kavanaugh suuuuucks
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Feckless Wastrel @miketodd.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
*snicker*
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
any time you're told to use AI at work, turn your work in about half as fast and pepper it with obvious mistakes. if nobody cares, you have less to do, and if they do, you can tell them you'll never use AI at work again
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
time was when i’d notice a hand sized bruise on my leg that i had no memory of getting i’d just say ‘huh!’ and assume it was poltergeists. now i google ‘leg bruise + dying?’ and let the AI search result tell me it’s poltergeists. also we ran out of jobs cash and hope
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
thanks, business doula
BUSINESS DOULA
keep emailing!
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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/12/2025
Pete Hegseth Wakes Up At 3 P.M. With Dozen Missed Calls From The Hague
Pete Hegseth Wakes Up At 3 P.M. With Dozen Missed Calls From The Hague
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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
I don't think Santa likes being called that.
Headline that says "The 'Christmas creep' is real, Canadian retail experts say"
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning
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Feckless Wastrel @miketodd.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
*frew up
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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/11/2025
Suburban Mom Wows Family With Most Androgynous Look Yet theonion.com/suburban-mom-wows-fami…
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
i slide a note across the desk to elon musk. it says "THE ROBOTS ARE TRANS." he reads in silence before crumpling the note and punching a hole in the drywall
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Feckless Wastrel @miketodd.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Same energy
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a man in a suit and tie is saying i dedare bankruptcy !
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is saying i dedare bankruptcy !
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Feckless Wastrel @miketodd.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
TBF, she is a colossal dipshit, so you gotta figure there's tons of stuff she doesn't understand.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/10/2025
Zohran Mamdani Refuses To Share Plan For Making Rich Richer
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Zohran Mamdani Refuses To Share Plan For Making Rich Richer
NEW YORK—Casting doubt on the mayoral candidate’s ability to effectively carry out the duties of the office, critics assailed New York State Rep. Zohran Mamdani Friday for refusing to share his plan t...
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
007 struggling against his restraints: you can't cook those chicken nuggets with the fries, blofeld. you'll burn one and undercook the other blofeld: fret not, mr. bond. this air fryer has dual zones
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Goldfish brain
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
This man is being Gorilla Channel'd with a rotating selection of AI slop riot porn by several known white supremacists who are secretly running the government.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 11/10/2025
discovering insane edits recently
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James Medlock @jdcmedlock.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
“I’ll declare war on you if you don’t give me the peace prize” is an incredible bit
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
"We're going to create superintelligence" How about making outlook search work first. How about that
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Feckless Wastrel @miketodd.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
I was all like, "Looks like someone is trying to horn in on Sam's racket." and then, "Ah."
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Extremely funny things are happening www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
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Anti-vax groups struggle to explain how Tylenol fits in with their whole thing
The White House's very weird autism announcement triggers a moment of opportunity and crisis.
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Feckless Wastrel @miketodd.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
the Bell Beefer always gets a RT
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Not guilty by reason of mom took Tylenol your honor
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noam @noamchompers.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
cackling
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Trump: don’t take acepitoemponoene RFK Jr: *moth crawls out of mouth* A nude man is in the background, only referred to as “the colonel” Person watching on tv: well if they say so
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Jacob Weindling @jakeweindling.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Lowering the flags on 9/11 at the Guantanamo Bay McDonald's for Charlie Kirk is the most dril tweet thing that's ever happened
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Feckless Wastrel @miketodd.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Context: This is a person who has been working remotely for like 8 years and complaining about tiny tiny text for the last 5.
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Feckless Wastrel @miketodd.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Would it be rude to send a 27" display to my colleague who can never read the text in the Zoom window because she's looking at it on a "tiny tiny laptop screen"?
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 02/09/2025
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A fake Truth Social post from Don Trump reading “As President of the United States of America, I am pleased to announce that I am dead. Thank you!”
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
getting your post read out loud by a lawyer, directly to the person you made fun of, and entered into public record is the poster's dream
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
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