Reposted by Jonny Pork ChopErik, Friend of the Dolls @bookwurmnerd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026*sigh*....fuck 010014
Reposted by Jonny Pork ChopTyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 30/09/2026vampires be like that, cracking opens few boys with the cold ones 0727
Jonny Pork Chop @mightee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I got drunk listening to records instead of exercising because it was raining. (It was not raining very much.) 120
Reposted by Jonny Pork Choplxigh @dotorion.bsky.social · 13/09/202699% of ruminators quit right before they would have had a life-changing epiphany 02696577
Reposted by Jonny Pork ChopShiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 02/09/2026never surrender 351627307
Reposted by Jonny Pork Chopdr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 25/08/2026i believe our problems are fixable. we did manage to create a period of time when people could work a job, buy a house, and retire. i don't think this is some crazy unattainable thing, and i do believe essentially all of our big economic problems are fundamentally due to runaway wealth inequality 673193565
Jonny Pork Chop @mightee.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Don't play Civ drunk. You will literally fuck up the entire world. 020
Reposted by Jonny Pork ChopLuke Knox @lukeknox.me · 30/07/2026just became aware of William Howard Taft’s 1908 campaign poster 15457151012
Jonny Pork Chop @mightee.bsky.social · 21/07/2026blasting “Mars, the Bringer of War” on my way to my psychiatry appointment 000
Reposted by Jonny Pork ChopYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 16/07/2026hey, remember: don't eat anything and don't breathe 12899302194
Reposted by Jonny Pork ChopAndy Boyle @andymboyle.bsky.social · 12/07/2026a brief and sudden illness is what your coworker says so everyone knows they’re about to be stuck on the toilet all day 051
Jonny Pork Chop @mightee.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I gotta hand it to him though I really did not have “Donald Trump Ruins World Cup” on my Bingo card 000
Reposted by Jonny Pork ChopJames Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 07/07/2026[dads, as if in unison] Need a goal here 628924
Reposted by Jonny Pork ChopSpooky Sky-leton 💀 @gobigred.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Did his controller disconnect 0112
Jonny Pork Chop @mightee.bsky.social · 07/07/2026if we lose we deserve it for having a keeper that dumb 000
Reposted by Jonny Pork ChopAmy @lolennui.bsky.social · 06/07/2026William the Conqueror subbed in???!! 3446
Reposted by Jonny Pork ChopHR "Jane" Haldeman @janetherevelator.bsky.social · 26/06/2026The thing is, I do think Vance is fundamentally correct here, we just disagree about whether that's good or bad. 2171
Jonny Pork Chop @mightee.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Star Fox’s refusal to have been released already is, at best, a slap in the face to basic human decency 020
Reposted by Jonny Pork Choptaylor @poutmouth.bsky.social · 24/06/2026I hate the “touch grass” comment because no thanks, that’s where ticks live. 111
Reposted by Jonny Pork Chopmore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 19/06/2026this guy is crazy if he thinks a bunch of money and fancy tech will ever get Speed Racer to turn his back on family 31794262
Jonny Pork Chop @mightee.bsky.social · 19/06/2026this is my emotional support drunk in my panties in a Wichita hotel room spilling Target fizzy on my Springfield Atoms t-shirt 110
Reposted by Jonny Pork ChopAdam Sternbergh @sternbergh.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Mamdani giving a speech at the Knicks victory parade and Obama giving a speech at the opening of his Presidential Library on the same day is the BARBENHEIMER of oratory, it's MAMBAMA 614095630
Jonny Pork Chop @mightee.bsky.social · 16/06/2026States that legalize weed do it because they like tax revenue. And that isn’t a bad thing! But it doesn’t mean that states where weed is legal are better politically or otherwise, is just means that states that don’t legalize it are fucking stupid. 010
Reposted by Jonny Pork ChopBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/06/2026You can go a little loopy if you begin thinking of yourself as a Political Operative simply because you post about politics. This is why it's so important to drop an occasional grounding post like "The brain is the ass of the head" to remind yourself that you are just some guy 443691456
Reposted by Jonny Pork ChopNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 09/06/2026You are only a real New Yorker if you grew up in the sewers under the city with your Italian-named brothers and were raised by a mutant Japanese rat and trained in the martial arts. 306183745
Jonny Pork Chop @mightee.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Hey the crying baby on Good News for People Who Love Bad News (Milo?) is definitely old enough to drink now, FYI 000
Reposted by Jonny Pork Choptaylor @poutmouth.bsky.social · 05/06/2026first the yard grenade, now this. what’s next for @mightee.bsky.social? stay tuned to find out! 121
Jonny Pork Chop @mightee.bsky.social · 27/05/2026A lot of beloved names in here. I’m not gonna preach into the bubble, just go cry a little. 010
Reposted by Jonny Pork ChopBrandon Bird @brandonbird.bsky.social · 21/05/2026I might be off but I think the core audience for Baby Yoda isn't tweens and teens, it's wine moms. 3232
Reposted by Jonny Pork ChopBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Don't assume that I don't know how to read merely because I've massively misinterpreted what you wrote. I actually understood it perfectly, I'm just also annoying 153442416
Reposted by Jonny Pork Choppixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 11/05/2026The definitive millennial song is clearly legend_of_zelda_System_of_a_down(1).mp3 722912522
Jonny Pork Chop @mightee.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Peoria, Illinois rocks the boxes for Purgatory. An awful, unfortunate circumstance with great scenery. 010
Reposted by Jonny Pork ChopAndrew Fear 🎃 @andrewfleer.com · 01/05/2026Omaha / Council Bluffs / Gretna 0114
Jonny Pork Chop @mightee.bsky.social · 28/04/2026I smell my books so compulsively that I have to physically restrain myself from stopping to sniff my Kindle (and often fail). 230
