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HR "Jane" Haldeman

@janetherevelator.bsky.social
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Omaha vice mayor of culture and entertainment

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HR "Jane" Haldeman @janetherevelator.bsky.social · 14h
I was thinking about making a longer video about this, but decided against it for my own sanity, so I'll say the bulk of it here: Percentage-wise, there are a lot of rapists in prison. In the Nebraska Dept of Corrections, it is the second-most common reason to be incarcerated, after assault.
Data from NDCS showing that, in FY26, there were 1232 people incarcerated for sex offenses. The only offense with more people is assault.
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Letterboxd @letterboxd.social · 23h
it’s october 3rd 💗
Quote from *Mean Girls* (2004). Lindsay Lohan’s character says, “On October 3rd, he asked me what day it was. It’s October 3rd.”
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HR "Jane" Haldeman @janetherevelator.bsky.social · 20h
Hey guess what I have a link to
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HR "Jane" Haldeman @janetherevelator.bsky.social · 22h
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HR "Jane" Haldeman @janetherevelator.bsky.social · 22h
Attorney: And then on the last day of camping, we blew a tire on the rental car. Me: How'd you do that? Atty: Driving on what I THOUGHT was a road. Me: You went offloading in a rental car?! Atty: My wife thought it was the road to Kanye's ranch and wanted to see it. Me: Was it? Atty: No
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HR "Jane" Haldeman @janetherevelator.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Guys they're going to re-open the Watergate Commission. We're so fucking back
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Spooky Sky-leton 💀 @gobigred.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Justin Timberlake says that it’s time to wake him up, September has ended
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HR "Jane" Haldeman @janetherevelator.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ah yes, the classic categories of wokeness, including "being fat" and "having a beard"
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HR "Jane" Haldeman @janetherevelator.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
In light of Tennessee botching its execution, a reminder that Nebraska probably also botched its last execution, which was the first to ever be conducted using a controversial mix of drugs, including fentanyl. deathpenaltyinfo.org/nebraska-exe...
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John @rncaptain.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
For non-NE people, you gotta really be sucking as a republican to need a president to rally for you anywhere west of Lincoln. The idea of western and central NE leaving red for independent/blue is unheard of.
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HR "Jane" Haldeman @janetherevelator.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Happy 7th anniversary to @serwewx.bsky.social only
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
reading a book is a great way to hang out with someone who is both dead and famous
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 29/09/2026
This is like a fucking SNL skit where studios keep making hockey shows instead of gay shows
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HR "Jane" Haldeman @janetherevelator.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I will personally endorse whichever one of them promises to bring a PWHL team to Omaha
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HR "Jane" Haldeman @janetherevelator.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Married 7 years today!
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HR "Jane" Haldeman @janetherevelator.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Things I've been forced to explain to Gen Z work friends/classmates: -To Catch a Predator -Team America: World Police -Tropical Thunder -What was up with those Blackwater mercenaries getting lynched on a bridge -How to determine if you want to marry your boyfriend -The whole James Frey/Oprah thing
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HR "Jane" Haldeman @janetherevelator.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Me playing tennis
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Spooky Sky-leton 💀 @gobigred.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I am in Fort Worth for a wedding. Apparently you need age verification to log on to Bluesky in Texas. Here is what I would’ve posted in the last 2 hours while I figured out how to dodge verification
Screenshot of notes app that reads:

Things I would've posted

Just the clip from SpongeBob where SpongeBob and Patrick say "duh, I'm Texas" over and over

6 Flags? What is this, every single play in the Texas A&M game when Nebraska was trying to leave the Big 12?

Been in Texas for an hour and already seen 18 churches. I counted

Just got cut off going into the drive through at Whataburger. Feeling very authentic right now

Saw a cow
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Matt Baume 🏳️‍🌈 @mattbaume.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The movie ROPE came out on this day in 1948, and newspapers really struggled with how to explain that the main characters were, you know,
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HR "Jane" Haldeman @janetherevelator.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
How it feels to text your friend who is on vacation
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
NOW!!!! - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELELELTON DRIVEN THERE CAR AND TRYEN TO SHOP AT A FUCKEN STORE AND THEY WONT LET EM!!! THERE LOCKEN ALL THERE SHIT UP STOP ADDING LEVELS TO MY LIFE!!!! DO NOT MAKE ME FIND A GUY WHERE I FEEL GUILTEY ABOUT MAKIN HIM UNLOCK ALL MY SHIT!!!!!!!!! AND TA TEXT SAYS I HATE STORE'S UNLOCK MY ALLERGY PILL'S unlock my monster pop unlock my sock's unlock my lotio unlock lonfey detergenet unlock ibuproffin unlock my tooth paste unlock my deodorant UNLOCK MY DEODOTANT IMMEDIATELY !!!! NOW NOW NOW WHAT THE FUCK - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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HR "Jane" Haldeman @janetherevelator.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ah, the brief period every four to six years where Pete Ricketts is up for re-election and has to pretend to care about farmers
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HR "Jane" Haldeman @janetherevelator.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Women be shopping! Venue shopping that is. I am finding the state with the harshest libel laws. You're going to JAIL
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Dirty D @akgrl33.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
New Nebraska slogan just dropped
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brendan @brengep.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
i keep getting emails that say Cox is now Spectrum. ok? why is that my problem. go away
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Andrew Fear 🎃 @andrewfleer.com · 21/09/2026
On my way to steal your girl
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Good Grief 8

A light blue and white 3-seater boat with a knock off  snoopy on the bowA light blue boat with a knock off snoopy on the front. The text, "Curse you, Big Don I!" is painted above snoopy
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Rural Indexing Project @ruralindexing.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Water tower Friend, NE
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HR "Jane" Haldeman @janetherevelator.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
When I worked in prison there were guys who were really nice to me, even when a lot of other inmates weren't. Turns out they were in the Aryan Brotherhood and had a specific policy to be nice to white women because we were the "future of the race." Thinking about that for no reason
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Slavoj Žižek has my dream job. I watched him speak in front of a crowd for 45 minutes uninterrupted about whatever he felt like while the host watched helplessly. when he finally finished she said "wise words" and he said "I HATE WISDOM" then started talking again
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HR "Jane" Haldeman @janetherevelator.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
One of the main draws of getting into women's sports, as someone who only recently started following one, is that female athletes by and large seem far less evil than male athletes. The guy who just won the US Open men's singles is a literal wife beater. The woman who won is just some lady.
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Nebraska Humane Society @nehumanesociety.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Breaking News: A new species of cat has been identified for the first time in a century
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Spooky Sky-leton 💀 @gobigred.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
JD Vance is in town. Keep an eye out for people turning left on Dodge street
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HR "Jane" Haldeman @janetherevelator.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Just found out this guy's "ranch" is SIXTY-SIX ACRES. Brother that's barely large enough to qualify as a hobby farm
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Two of the outdoor cats have bonded. I think it’s because they kept meeting up in our yard for food. Just goes to show you, you gotta get off the apps and put yourself out there
Grey and white tabby Tobin and his paramour, tabby TOG
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John Skiles Skinner @skiles.blue · 17/09/2026
Well they finally did it. DOGE got rid of my friend Anne, the only remaining person at the web design system for the entire US government. The replacement appears to be AI-generated code with no dedicated human oversight.
nextgov.com
GSA’s web design system head replaced with Treasury AI engineer
The U.S. Web Design System is intended to help the federal government build accessible and mobile-friendly websites.
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HR "Jane" Haldeman @janetherevelator.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Will the show also pay for their CPTSD therapy
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HR "Jane" Haldeman @janetherevelator.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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HR "Jane" Haldeman @janetherevelator.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Okay never mind don't come here, there's a cybertruck
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Hell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ok I've seen enough. The ai guys are in a millenarian apocalyptic cult. They convinced themselves they were too smart for religion and then looped right around into creating a machine god. No more to it than that.
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HR "Jane" Haldeman @janetherevelator.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I'LL SEE YOU IN COURT. The tennis court that is! If you bring two people we can play doubles
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HR "Jane" Haldeman @janetherevelator.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
When I meet a pro-death penalty Catholic
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HR "Jane" Haldeman @janetherevelator.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
If you are looking to cause a sensation, I recommend taking a baby dressed as a bear to Muir Woods
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HR "Jane" Haldeman @janetherevelator.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Nathan Fielder should do a doc about Hilaria Baldwin next
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HR "Jane" Haldeman @janetherevelator.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I'm like if Tracy Flick didn't have any drive or ambition and wasn't a Republican but still lived in Omaha
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HR "Jane" Haldeman @janetherevelator.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Played tennis today against a beautiful Russian woman who mostly ignored me #HeatedRivalry
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HR "Jane" Haldeman @janetherevelator.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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HR "Jane" Haldeman @janetherevelator.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Both times I visited the World Trade Center, it was attacked within a year. Probably a coincidence right
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HR "Jane" Haldeman @janetherevelator.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Just four movies about the worst people imaginable
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HR "Jane" Haldeman @janetherevelator.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
You know how Carl Sagan said the earth was a pale blue dot and everything we would ever know or will be is contained within it? That includes Outlook, which disgusts me
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The Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
25 years
cj @futurevictim_ tweet from 1:17 AM • 12 Sep 21

the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard
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