HR "Jane" Haldeman @janetherevelator.bsky.social · 14hI was thinking about making a longer video about this, but decided against it for my own sanity, so I'll say the bulk of it here: Percentage-wise, there are a lot of rapists in prison. In the Nebraska Dept of Corrections, it is the second-most common reason to be incarcerated, after assault. 100
HR "Jane" Haldeman @janetherevelator.bsky.social · 22hAttorney: And then on the last day of camping, we blew a tire on the rental car. Me: How'd you do that? Atty: Driving on what I THOUGHT was a road. Me: You went offloading in a rental car?! Atty: My wife thought it was the road to Kanye's ranch and wanted to see it. Me: Was it? Atty: No 020
HR "Jane" Haldeman @janetherevelator.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Guys they're going to re-open the Watergate Commission. We're so fucking back 160
HR "Jane" Haldeman @janetherevelator.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Ah yes, the classic categories of wokeness, including "being fat" and "having a beard" 250
HR "Jane" Haldeman @janetherevelator.bsky.social · 01/10/2026In light of Tennessee botching its execution, a reminder that Nebraska probably also botched its last execution, which was the first to ever be conducted using a controversial mix of drugs, including fentanyl. deathpenaltyinfo.org/nebraska-exe... 050
Reposted by HR "Jane" HaldemanJohn @rncaptain.bsky.social · 30/09/2026For non-NE people, you gotta really be sucking as a republican to need a president to rally for you anywhere west of Lincoln. The idea of western and central NE leaving red for independent/blue is unheard of. 022
HR "Jane" Haldeman @janetherevelator.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Happy 7th anniversary to @serwewx.bsky.social only 040
Reposted by HR "Jane" HaldemanPaperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 29/09/2026reading a book is a great way to hang out with someone who is both dead and famous 337175
Reposted by HR "Jane" HaldemanMrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 29/09/2026This is like a fucking SNL skit where studios keep making hockey shows instead of gay shows 553115570
HR "Jane" Haldeman @janetherevelator.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I will personally endorse whichever one of them promises to bring a PWHL team to Omaha 010
HR "Jane" Haldeman @janetherevelator.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Things I've been forced to explain to Gen Z work friends/classmates: -To Catch a Predator -Team America: World Police -Tropical Thunder -What was up with those Blackwater mercenaries getting lynched on a bridge -How to determine if you want to marry your boyfriend -The whole James Frey/Oprah thing 160
Reposted by HR "Jane" HaldemanSpooky Sky-leton 💀 @gobigred.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I am in Fort Worth for a wedding. Apparently you need age verification to log on to Bluesky in Texas. Here is what I would’ve posted in the last 2 hours while I figured out how to dodge verification 6202
Reposted by HR "Jane" HaldemanMatt Baume 🏳️🌈 @mattbaume.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The movie ROPE came out on this day in 1948, and newspapers really struggled with how to explain that the main characters were, you know, 481634334
HR "Jane" Haldeman @janetherevelator.bsky.social · 25/09/2026How it feels to text your friend who is on vacation 092
Reposted by HR "Jane" Haldemanda share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 25/09/2026NOW!!!! - dashare.zone ADMIN 039880
HR "Jane" Haldeman @janetherevelator.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Ah, the brief period every four to six years where Pete Ricketts is up for re-election and has to pretend to care about farmers 1110
HR "Jane" Haldeman @janetherevelator.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Women be shopping! Venue shopping that is. I am finding the state with the harshest libel laws. You're going to JAIL 071
Reposted by HR "Jane" HaldemanDirty D @akgrl33.bsky.social · 21/09/2026New Nebraska slogan just dropped 4224
Reposted by HR "Jane" Haldemanbrendan @brengep.bsky.social · 21/09/2026i keep getting emails that say Cox is now Spectrum. ok? why is that my problem. go away 251
Reposted by HR "Jane" HaldemanAndrew Fear 🎃 @andrewfleer.com · 21/09/2026On my way to steal your girl 1418
Reposted by HR "Jane" HaldemanRural Indexing Project @ruralindexing.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Water tower Friend, NE 201594335
Reposted by HR "Jane" HaldemanHR "Jane" Haldeman @janetherevelator.bsky.social · 19/08/2025When I worked in prison there were guys who were really nice to me, even when a lot of other inmates weren't. Turns out they were in the Aryan Brotherhood and had a specific policy to be nice to white women because we were the "future of the race." Thinking about that for no reason 0181
Reposted by HR "Jane" HaldemanJP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Slavoj Žižek has my dream job. I watched him speak in front of a crowd for 45 minutes uninterrupted about whatever he felt like while the host watched helplessly. when he finally finished she said "wise words" and he said "I HATE WISDOM" then started talking again 504061636
HR "Jane" Haldeman @janetherevelator.bsky.social · 19/09/2026One of the main draws of getting into women's sports, as someone who only recently started following one, is that female athletes by and large seem far less evil than male athletes. The guy who just won the US Open men's singles is a literal wife beater. The woman who won is just some lady. 120
Reposted by HR "Jane" HaldemanNebraska Humane Society @nehumanesociety.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Breaking News: A new species of cat has been identified for the first time in a century 2417
Reposted by HR "Jane" HaldemanSpooky Sky-leton 💀 @gobigred.bsky.social · 18/09/2026JD Vance is in town. Keep an eye out for people turning left on Dodge street 5142
HR "Jane" Haldeman @janetherevelator.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Just found out this guy's "ranch" is SIXTY-SIX ACRES. Brother that's barely large enough to qualify as a hobby farm 050
Reposted by HR "Jane" HaldemanAdam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Two of the outdoor cats have bonded. I think it’s because they kept meeting up in our yard for food. Just goes to show you, you gotta get off the apps and put yourself out there 352573207
Reposted by HR "Jane" HaldemanJohn Skiles Skinner @skiles.blue · 17/09/2026Well they finally did it. DOGE got rid of my friend Anne, the only remaining person at the web design system for the entire US government. The replacement appears to be AI-generated code with no dedicated human oversight.nextgov.comGSA’s web design system head replaced with Treasury AI engineerThe U.S. Web Design System is intended to help the federal government build accessible and mobile-friendly websites. 23740393
HR "Jane" Haldeman @janetherevelator.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Will the show also pay for their CPTSD therapy 030
HR "Jane" Haldeman @janetherevelator.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Okay never mind don't come here, there's a cybertruck 110
Reposted by HR "Jane" HaldemanHell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Ok I've seen enough. The ai guys are in a millenarian apocalyptic cult. They convinced themselves they were too smart for religion and then looped right around into creating a machine god. No more to it than that. 261156203
HR "Jane" Haldeman @janetherevelator.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I'LL SEE YOU IN COURT. The tennis court that is! If you bring two people we can play doubles 050
Reposted by HR "Jane" HaldemanHR "Jane" Haldeman @janetherevelator.bsky.social · 03/04/2026When I meet a pro-death penalty Catholic 031
Reposted by HR "Jane" HaldemanHR "Jane" Haldeman @janetherevelator.bsky.social · 06/09/2026If you are looking to cause a sensation, I recommend taking a baby dressed as a bear to Muir Woods 081
HR "Jane" Haldeman @janetherevelator.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Nathan Fielder should do a doc about Hilaria Baldwin next 031
Reposted by HR "Jane" HaldemanHR "Jane" Haldeman @janetherevelator.bsky.social · 23/04/2026I'm like if Tracy Flick didn't have any drive or ambition and wasn't a Republican but still lived in Omaha 171
HR "Jane" Haldeman @janetherevelator.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Played tennis today against a beautiful Russian woman who mostly ignored me #HeatedRivalry 070
HR "Jane" Haldeman @janetherevelator.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Both times I visited the World Trade Center, it was attacked within a year. Probably a coincidence right 220
HR "Jane" Haldeman @janetherevelator.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Just four movies about the worst people imaginable 060
Reposted by HR "Jane" HaldemanHR "Jane" Haldeman @janetherevelator.bsky.social · 02/04/2026You know how Carl Sagan said the earth was a pale blue dot and everything we would ever know or will be is contained within it? That includes Outlook, which disgusts me 4225
Reposted by HR "Jane" HaldemanThe Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 11/09/202625 years 43136402803