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The Cleric

@thecleric.bsky.social
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I love Jesus, being a nerd, D&D, and college football (🐊). Unapologetic wife guy. Bandit Heeler is based on my life. II Corinthians 8:13-15 Tampa by birth. St. Petersburg by choice.

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The Cleric @thecleric.bsky.social · 1h
CARADDRIVER
Mazda CX-6e Is an EV
That Lets You Yell
Profanities at People in Traffic
Fitting an electric car with an external speaker for safety reasons turns out to have some potential drawbacks.
BY BRENDAN MCALEER
OCT 04, 2026• In order to alert cyclists and pedestrians of its presence, the Chinese-built Mazda CX-6e has an external
speaker.
The speaker can play selected warn-ings, but it also comes with a keyboard that lets drivers type out absolutely anything and have it read out loud.
• It can also directly broadcast anything the driver says, like a mobile
PA system.
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The Cleric @thecleric.bsky.social · 15h
Getting a score alert for Colts and Commanders at 9:30 AM is an abomination.
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Look, I’m not saying the Pope should bring back the Spanish Inquisition for everyone, but maybe in some special cases? As a little treat for the rest of us?
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The Cleric @thecleric.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Go Rays
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The Cleric @thecleric.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Honestly if you told me ahead of time we’d be 4-1 at this point in the season I would be thrilled.
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Jay Arnold @jayarnold.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Shout out rain
Post by @TAMUPolice

MIP. Aggie Park. Saw officer and tried to hide his beer. Officer's ticket book was too damaged from rain. Verbal warning issued. #BTHOarkansas
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The Cleric @thecleric.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
RANK PURDUE YOU COWARDS
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 03/10/2026
It’s fine, some of the best FBS champions have had a loss on their way to a title.
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The Cleric @thecleric.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Now this is the Florida team I’m used to
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The Cleric @thecleric.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sorry to my Mizzou friends. Go Gators
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 03/10/2026
pained young mississippi state fan.
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The Cleric @thecleric.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I haven't seen Catholics destroy a Chapel like this since The Troubles.
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Dragan Bán ☘️🇮🇪🪉 @paledragoncbus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Fair
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
there are a few subtle hints that the college football advanced stats website that a lot of us use was put together by Georgia Tech grads
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hey, I’m just asking questions. Ignorant questions, bigoted questions, questions that have been repeatedly answered for many years. Sorry, but I’m not listening to answers right now; I’m far too busy asking questions. It’s called being intellectually curious.
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The Cleric @thecleric.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This joke writes itself.
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The Cleric @thecleric.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh no Clanga
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
adding on to this
Pat Fitzgerald: Well well well, kinda easy to find a coach that doesn't suck shit, huh?
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 03/10/2026
Good Morning, PJ Fleck is Crowd Surfing
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mapleboy (from youtube) @mplb0001.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
red wings in-house dj provided us with possibly the coolest start to a fight in known history last night
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The Cleric @thecleric.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
🎶Return of the Mack🎶
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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We don’t do the Daily Mail, but as a public service, here is someone with far too much money being attacked by an owl.
Princess Beatrice's friend Alice Naylor-Leyland is attacked by rogue owl during chaotic photoshoot.
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William @meche-hokie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Scenes from 5th century Rome
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Adam Lichtenstein @adamlichtenstein.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Happy Saturday!
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The Cleric @thecleric.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
MANDATE OF HEAVEN
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The Cleric @thecleric.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Showed my 16 year old Primer tonight. Afterwards: So did you like it. Him: I think. What were they building?
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The Cleric @thecleric.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This helmet SLAPS
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The Cleric @thecleric.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Of the Texas Denmarks?
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The Cleric @thecleric.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You can’t let Overton have a window like that.
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The Cleric @thecleric.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Say what you will but Pitt still takes a safety better than NC State
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"their punter is outpunting our punter" You can takes James Franklin out of B1G but you cannot take B1G out of James Franklin
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KLURT @klurt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Share a TV show that raised you
static.klipy.com
Earl Sinclair from Dinosaurs Series
ALT: Earl Sinclair from Dinosaurs Series
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The Cleric @thecleric.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Pitt’s OC Kade Bell is Kerwin Bell’s SON? PITT HAS THE MANDATE OF HEAVEN
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The Cleric @thecleric.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
When describing the ACC Jordan Rodgers just accidentally called Miami “The cream of the crap” before correcting himself.
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The Cleric @thecleric.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yeah you do NOT want to see your QB crawling like that Pitt.
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User with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
An account with this avatar was just blocked.
Avatar of an account that was just blocked.
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The Cleric @thecleric.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Randy Marsh: I Thought This Was America
ALT: Randy Marsh: I Thought This Was America
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Jason Benetti: This is what Northwestern wants to see from their running backs this season RG3: Absolutely. Know what he told us this week? A recent devastating breakup has him terrified of all forms of intimacy. Benetti: Don't think that was public knowledge, Rob. RG3: Big third down here!
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The Cleric @thecleric.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Congrats @celebrityhottub.bsky.social hope those rights didn't cost too much.
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The Cleric @thecleric.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Me: The Florida man trope is a little overblown Florida:
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The Cleric @thecleric.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Allow me to speak for the Pope: Yes, your art is bad.
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The Cleric @thecleric.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Today I learned in misogyny: The Americans and Russians did a joint Apollo-Soyuz docking scenario in outer space in 1975. However they spent time redesigning the dock because neither one wanted to be the "female" end of the dock, so they built an "androgynous" one that was the same on each.
en.wikipedia.org
Androgynous Peripheral Attach System - Wikipedia
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The Cleric @thecleric.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Nick Saban pulled a "You forgot about the goose!"
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DRaysBay @draysbay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Baseball folks: IF your team has been eliminated, AND you don't like the Yankees, have I got a bandwagon for you! This should get your started on the TB Rays position players: www.draysbay.com/tampa-bay-ra...
draysbay.com
“Who are these guys?” Introducing the Rays to a postseason crowd
Like it’s our fault the baseball world doesn’t know about Yandy Diaz?
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Cornbread Countess @breadbae.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
Kids just be doing shit
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The Cleric @thecleric.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Question: What is stuff you love to see from @homefield.bsky.social ? Jeopardy clue:
Dallas Wilson repping that sick Florida Homefield merch
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The Cleric @thecleric.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🎶I keep. Forgetting. You’re not my son anymore 🎶
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The Cleric @thecleric.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Pocket Sand - King Of The Hill
ALT: Pocket Sand - King Of The Hill
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The Cleric @thecleric.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I have a Ted Lasso theory that I will hide behind spoilers and also I’m only through episode 8
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Chris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 02/10/2026
Social media should bring back AIM statuses, except it just says what game you're watching at a given time.
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