Jonny Pork Chop @mightee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I want to bring this for my work’s White Elephant 010
Reposted by Jonny Pork ChopErik, Friend of the Dolls @bookwurmnerd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026*sigh*....fuck 010014
Reposted by Jonny Pork ChopTyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 30/09/2026vampires be like that, cracking opens few boys with the cold ones 0727
Jonny Pork Chop @mightee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I got drunk listening to records instead of exercising because it was raining. (It was not raining very much.) 120
Reposted by Jonny Pork Choplxigh @dotorion.bsky.social · 13/09/202699% of ruminators quit right before they would have had a life-changing epiphany 02698578
Jonny Pork Chop @mightee.bsky.social · 18/09/2026we all had ‘em and it’s pointless to pretend otherwise 010
Reposted by Jonny Pork ChopShiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 02/09/2026never surrender 351626307
Jonny Pork Chop @mightee.bsky.social · 25/08/2026There are two types of re-releases: “Holy Shit” and “They Pushed a Button” 000
Reposted by Jonny Pork Chopdr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 25/08/2026i believe our problems are fixable. we did manage to create a period of time when people could work a job, buy a house, and retire. i don't think this is some crazy unattainable thing, and i do believe essentially all of our big economic problems are fundamentally due to runaway wealth inequality 673192564
Jonny Pork Chop @mightee.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Don't play Civ drunk. You will literally fuck up the entire world. 020
Reposted by Jonny Pork ChopLuke Knox @lukeknox.me · 30/07/2026just became aware of William Howard Taft’s 1908 campaign poster 15457091011
Jonny Pork Chop @mightee.bsky.social · 21/07/2026blasting “Mars, the Bringer of War” on my way to my psychiatry appointment 000
Reposted by Jonny Pork ChopYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 16/07/2026hey, remember: don't eat anything and don't breathe 12899272194
Reposted by Jonny Pork ChopAndy Boyle @andymboyle.bsky.social · 12/07/2026a brief and sudden illness is what your coworker says so everyone knows they’re about to be stuck on the toilet all day 051
Jonny Pork Chop @mightee.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I gotta hand it to him though I really did not have “Donald Trump Ruins World Cup” on my Bingo card 000
Reposted by Jonny Pork ChopJames Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 07/07/2026[dads, as if in unison] Need a goal here 628924
Reposted by Jonny Pork ChopSpooky Sky-leton 💀 @gobigred.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Did his controller disconnect 0112
Jonny Pork Chop @mightee.bsky.social · 07/07/2026if we lose we deserve it for having a keeper that dumb 000
Reposted by Jonny Pork ChopAmy @lolennui.bsky.social · 06/07/2026William the Conqueror subbed in???!! 3446
Reposted by Jonny Pork ChopHR "Jane" Haldeman @janetherevelator.bsky.social · 26/06/2026The thing is, I do think Vance is fundamentally correct here, we just disagree about whether that's good or bad. 2171
Jonny Pork Chop @mightee.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Star Fox’s refusal to have been released already is, at best, a slap in the face to basic human decency 020
Reposted by Jonny Pork Choptaylor @poutmouth.bsky.social · 24/06/2026I hate the “touch grass” comment because no thanks, that’s where ticks live. 111
Reposted by Jonny Pork Chopmore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 19/06/2026this guy is crazy if he thinks a bunch of money and fancy tech will ever get Speed Racer to turn his back on family 31795262
Jonny Pork Chop @mightee.bsky.social · 19/06/2026I started an incredibly long and dense novel a month ago, took a break and now I don’t remember who anybody is and am alarmed to discover that I’m only like 1/4 of the way through 020
Jonny Pork Chop @mightee.bsky.social · 19/06/2026this is my emotional support drunk in my panties in a Wichita hotel room spilling Target fizzy on my Springfield Atoms t-shirt 110
Reposted by Jonny Pork ChopAdam Sternbergh @sternbergh.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Mamdani giving a speech at the Knicks victory parade and Obama giving a speech at the opening of his Presidential Library on the same day is the BARBENHEIMER of oratory, it's MAMBAMA 614094630
Jonny Pork Chop @mightee.bsky.social · 16/06/2026States that legalize weed do it because they like tax revenue. And that isn’t a bad thing! But it doesn’t mean that states where weed is legal are better politically or otherwise, is just means that states that don’t legalize it are fucking stupid. 010
Reposted by Jonny Pork ChopBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/06/2026You can go a little loopy if you begin thinking of yourself as a Political Operative simply because you post about politics. This is why it's so important to drop an occasional grounding post like "The brain is the ass of the head" to remind yourself that you are just some guy 443689456
Jonny Pork Chop @mightee.bsky.social · 12/06/2026I’m kind of surprised that the original owners sold. 000
Reposted by Jonny Pork ChopNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 09/06/2026You are only a real New Yorker if you grew up in the sewers under the city with your Italian-named brothers and were raised by a mutant Japanese rat and trained in the martial arts. 306182745
Jonny Pork Chop @mightee.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Hey the crying baby on Good News for People Who Love Bad News (Milo?) is definitely old enough to drink now, FYI 000
