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Kumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Is this a Tag Yourself situation? Orrr
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Stephen King @stephenking.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Just when you think Donald Trump cannot sink lower or be more shameful, today he's blaming Ukraine for the war and calling Zelinsky a dictator, when he knows perfectly well that Putin's constant re-elections are put-up jobs.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
newskies seeing my posts for the first time
a scene from King of the Hill. Bobby says: "This account should not exist. It is a monument to man's arrogance."
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 19/02/2025
Dear person worried that me making fun of Trump and his party pals today will draw their attention and have them come after me: I have a decade of calling Trump awful things online, today's contribution is a mere drop in that comprehensive ocean, I was already destined for the work camp I assure you
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Felipe De La Hoz @felipedlh.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
I think most people are intuitively aware of this but something like the official White House account posting an “ASMR” video of shackled immigrants is not just cruel for its own sake, it’s intentional envelope-pushing to ramp up to desensitization over inhumane detention, camps, and deaths
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
comedian FUCKS heckler on stage "Thats what happens when you bring politics"
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
INVENTOR OF THE CAR HORN: and this will make people better drivers
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 19/02/2025
KM3NeT xkcd.com/3053
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Friend just confirmed via text she's putting her cat down and Apple Intelligence just suggested I respond "haha I feel you."
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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
[threatening a baby] here comes the airplane
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Here are some nice mushrooms 💋
A family of thick-stemmed enoki mushrooms with slippery caps and illuminated gills grow off the side of a dark log. As you read this a blown kiss smacks your forehead 💋 

All photos by me
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Plague Poems @plaguepoems.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Last night I ran into a coworker at the grocery store, who with a laugh remarked “you wear that mask here too?” to which I simply nodded, and answered truthfully: “I don’t want to catch it here either.”
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
And fully half of it is a humiliating error where they mistake the value of a contract by 1000x confusing 8 million with 8 BILLION
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 19/02/2025
Works as advertised
“Gulf of Weasel-dicked Fascist Chuds”
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Kara Swisher @karaswisher.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
And there it is
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John Green @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
There are three kinds of joy in this world: 1. When your hope is rewarded. 2. When the hope of people you love is rewarded. 3. When Manchester City suffer.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 19/02/2025
i think it’s so cool how 20 years ago crank conspiracy theorists were relegated to corners on the internet on sites called shit like “TRUTHNEWSNOW dot com” and now there’s just a 50 / 50 shot half of those old users are in government positions these days
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Plague Poems @plaguepoems.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
My aunt, the doctor, told me a new joke. She said: Did you hear that “the USDA says it accidentally fired officials working on bird flu and is trying to rehire them.” But when I asked for the punchline, she informed me this was a real headline. And then neither of us laughed.
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Plague Poems @plaguepoems.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Has reading and watching dystopian stories prepared us for this? Yes, reading and watching dystopian stories has prepared us for this. They have prepared us for this by making it possible for us to read and watch what is happening and say: this is just like a dystopian story.
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
After that plane literally flipped upside down after smashing into the runway and 100% of people survived, I hope every person who ever said “what’s even the point of seatbelts on a plane” feels like a real doof.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 02/02/2025
same methods, different era
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eve6 @eve6.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
When i like a post it means i agree with everything that person has ever said or done
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Jacqueline Codiga (DJ horse jeans) @horsejeans.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Grimes, when she realizes that someone did not actually “get her nose”
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Dalton Deschain @daltondeschain.com · 03/02/2025
i do not want to read a "statement" from my reps, I want to see them getting handcuffed on the News
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Siobhan Thompson @vornietom.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Is this good
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
every day i find out what cartoonishly evil thing they did, like uh oh! tesla intern octavius fiddlehorne has deleted the database at the research institute for cancer in kids. and all i can do is post until i find the words that activate one of my followers to go manchurian candidate on elon musk
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Emily McGovern @emilyscartoons.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
LIVE IN THE MOMENT
This moment is bad
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
One thing I have in common with Elon Musk is that I dream of seeing Elon Musk running a colony on Mars
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
musk's new thing is telling anyone doing or saying anything he disagrees with that they are committing a crime
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
You don't want to tell your children that all you did during this time was post. You should be podcasting too
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Siobhan Thompson @vornietom.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
that’s my emotional support typo
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Siobhan Thompson @vornietom.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
kanye this kanye that kan ye all just shut up about him forever
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Siobhan Thompson @vornietom.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
I also get death threats, doesn’t stop me from doing my job and my job is stupid
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
government being destroyed by people that participated in the rick and morty sauce freakout
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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
It took this guy 5 years to figure out where the heat comes from but now he's up to speed and on it.
A black cat staring at the camera while sitting atop a heating vent in the floor.
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merlynic.bsky.social @merlynic.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
i vant my larryyyyyyy
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Plague Poems @plaguepoems.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
An official in Massachusetts has warned that bird flu is “widespread” in that state, and while you may think you need not worry as you are elsewhere, consider: at this point the question is not if bird flu is “widespread” where you are but if the officials there will admit it is.
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Plague Poems @plaguepoems.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Please, my friend, do not say “we survived him once we can survive him again,” for now more than ever you must remember all of those who did not survive him the first time. * A compendium of the 254th week of plague poems… librarianshipwreck.wordpress.com/2025/01/31/p...
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Plague Poems – The Two-Hundred-and-Fifty-Fourth Week
Please, my friend, do not say “we survived him once we can survive him again,” for now more than ever you must remember all of those who did not survive him the first time. * My sister …
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Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Everybody: (if you can afford to do so) GET ABORTION MEDICATION NOW. NOW. Whether or not you can get pregnant. Have it on hand. Someone in your community will need it. It's shelf-stable for 2 years. Do not discuss it digitally / in ways that can be tracked. AidAccess.org
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Aid Access
Get abortion and miscarriage care, wherever you are.
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John Green @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
February: I'm the shortest month. February 2025: I SHALL LAST FOR 10,000 YEARS.
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