Reposted by Member FDICSorry not sorry @thinshadeez.bsky.social · 27/09/2026You can own the libs or you can own your farm. Make a choice. 1139145
Reposted by Member FDICPatrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 17/08/2026She ran a CrossFit gym, which is basically a swinger's club that produces orthopedic injuries 344158554
Reposted by Member FDICFinding Facility @music-tax.bsky.social · 02/07/2026This would be like you didn't like the last 80 years of CLE requirement updates, wrote yourself an independent bar card in crayon and sold them to others, and were shocked when you were disbarred by your jurisdiction 411211
Reposted by Member FDICMrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 02/07/2026i’m so sorry but as a jew i fear this is the catholic version of the classic @averyedison.com post 182609355
Reposted by Member FDICSwampLizard @swamplizard.bsky.social · 27/06/2026I don’t know anything about Talarico, but Republicans losing Texas is the only way to send Mitch McConnell’s spirit back to Turtarus, so I hope he does well. 0687
Reposted by Member FDICNicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 21/06/2026My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and— I said look. Look with your eyes! Oh now you’ve gone and touched it. The paint is peeling. My beautiful paint! I’ll have to call my pool guy back. Vandal! Antifa! I said look And despair Nothing but the algae remains. 232556568
Reposted by Member FDICElder Taylor @taylornewc.bsky.social · 18/06/2026If Waffle House doesn’t make this their new slogan, then capitalism has failed 123138733805
Reposted by Member FDICKing Algamemnon @adamrothman.bsky.social · 04/05/2026I already dealt with this. 543470670
Reposted by Member FDICRichard Waite @waiterich.bsky.social · 28/04/2026I used to be good at Computer. Now Computer thinks it is good at me. But it actually isn’t?????? 172464632
Reposted by Member FDICMop Bucket @mopbucket.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Normally when an investment bank wants to invest in I dunno, say oil, they'll go get an oil guy At SoftBank though I think they just rip through a baggie of nootropics and watch ted talks at 2.5x 082
Reposted by Member FDICdonoteat @donoteat.bsky.social · 10/04/2026do you want "Catholicism but american" we invented that, it's called Episcopalianism and it's even more woke. all the priests are lesbians. good luck 9393331602
Reposted by Member FDICderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 04/04/2026One day, "It" will happen, by which I mean sudden and unexpected news that you want to celebrate. In such cases, you will want the right outfit. 🧵 712228553318
Reposted by Member FDICAnne Applebaum @anneapplebaum.wsocial.eu · 18/03/2026Trump does not think strategically, historically, geographically, or even rationally. He does not connect actions he takes on one day to events that occur weeks later. Allied leaders know that if they help him in the Gulf, he won't be grateful, or even remember www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...theatlantic.comEveryone but Trump Understands What He’s DoneAllied leaders know that any positive gesture they make will count for nothing. 395113273827
Reposted by Member FDICActive Measures, LLC @activemeasures.bsky.social · 10/03/2026the tankers yearn for the mines 561095
Reposted by Member FDICStephen Nuñez @socio-steve.bsky.social · 20/02/2026You can still shoot a person on 5th avenue as long as it is not a corporate person 9684101
Reposted by Member FDICRevolutionaryRadish @revoradish.bsky.social · 20/02/2026"this doctrine we made up, we can't agree on what it is, but we all agree it's very important and gives us the ability to do whatever want" 214215
Member FDIC @memberfdic.bsky.social · 28/10/2025Five of the past 10 years have had storms with an "M" name reach category 5, make landfall as a major hurricane, and cause 50+ deaths and $10B+ in damages: Matthew, Maria, Michael, Milton, Melissa (TBD but seems certain). Watch out for Marco next year. 000
Reposted by Member FDIChammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 19/10/2025George Soros : wait there were how many protestors? Aide : over 7 million sir George Soros : i am never gonna financially recover from this 182789401
Reposted by Member FDICmtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 19/10/2025A lot of centrist commentators who genuinely got worked up about the unforgivably insulting nature of "cling to guns and religion" or "basket of deplorables" are weirdly silent about Trump portraying himself as literally shitting on American cities 6461881311
Reposted by Member FDICgeoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 10/09/2025anywayindependent.co.ukTrump team ends $18m program designed to ID domestic terrorists before they attackAdministration is axing an $18 million program designed to identify and prevent attacks committed by individual perpetrators, an increasingly growing trend in domestic terrorism 14712259
Reposted by Member FDICJosephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 05/06/2025Twitter right now 4175411513
Reposted by Member FDICAnna Hughes 🍁 @annaghughes.bsky.social · 05/06/2025this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake 505437699485
Reposted by Member FDICParker Butler @parkerbutler.bsky.social · 30/04/2025Just incredible 1394280928987
Reposted by Member FDICDave Karpf @davekarpf.bsky.social · 18/04/2025I… do gotta hand it to Bret Stephens. 1013714
Reposted by Member FDICPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 17/04/2025the american electoral system is basically 500,000 information-resistant people across a handful of states taking a guess and then going "haha! oops!" every two years. this process takes 18 months and costs four trillion dollars every time 267189174030
Reposted by Member FDICScott Shapiro @scottjshapiro.bsky.social · 13/04/2025Then: Horse in the Senate Now: Horse in a hospital 1432522
Reposted by Member FDICJim'll Paint It @sirpaintalot.bsky.social · 15/04/2025Nice one whoever when to the trouble of cropping my signature off this one Prints here: jimll.co.uk/products/mil... 402013426
Reposted by Member FDICbubbe yaga @ellearmageddon.bsky.social · 17/04/2025the specific callouts of “never go on dates” and “never pay taxes” are starting to make me think elon musk might actually be the only autistic person rfk jr is aware of 3715119
Reposted by Member FDICJustin Wolfers @justinwolfers.bsky.social · 09/04/2025Good morning. A reminder that historically when the US has wanted to punish other countries, it imposed sanctions on them, cutting their people off from global trade, hoping to create enough economic havoc that they rein in their leaders. Trump has imposed economic sanctions on the American people. 442406639
Reposted by Member FDICAnthony Michael Kreis @anthonymkreis.bsky.social · 09/04/2025From my Atlanta home, to yours: Happy Confederate Surrender Day to all who celebrate— and doubly to all those who don’t. Perish all compromises with tyranny! 483424739
Reposted by Member FDICmaura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 10/02/2025thank you to Kendrick and the Eagles for making terrible people angry tonight 618784898526
Reposted by Member FDICBrian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 10/02/2025super bowl postgame show link 625356
Reposted by Member FDICGreg Gadren @greggadren.bsky.social · 10/02/2025And I saw a pale horse, and his rider was Death, and Hell followed close behind him. 16822
Reposted by Member FDICBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Muting Tom Brady, turning on the Philly police scanner 564047460
Reposted by Member FDICDon Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 10/02/2025He knows the song is not about him, right? Like I get the confusion, but its not about him. 47130797
Reposted by Member FDICCyrille @cyrille143.bsky.social · 10/02/2025imagine believing a victor hasn’t been determined 0151
Reposted by Member FDICSam Adams @samadams.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate Kendrick: actually 117538447179
Reposted by Member FDICRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 03/02/2025Drake is the all-time biggest loser of a rap feud and that includes people who have gotten shot and died as a result of rap feuds 56128732797
