Patrick Rapa @classypatrick.bsky.social · 5hWinning a game on a 10th inning ABS-affirmed K? Somewhere @ryangodfrey.com is nodding slightly. 060
Patrick Rapa @classypatrick.bsky.social · 9hI post only top notch Instagram on my instagram. www.instagram.com/missiontoden... 040
Patrick Rapa @classypatrick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Rec'd.phillymag.comNew Documentary Spotlights Philly’s Legendary “Black Cowboys” on Fletcher StreetThe short film offers an intimate look at the North Philly riding club, its young riders, and the fight to preserve its legacy. 022
Patrick Rapa @classypatrick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Two weeks ago a dropped a baked potato in my kitchen. Then I missed trash day because I thought Yom Kippur was a national holiday. Tomorrow it's trash day again. I'll miss how wonderful my garbage smells. 030
Reposted by Patrick RapaShane McNichol @ontheshanetrain.bsky.social · 26/09/2026how am I just learning that a group of Eagles fans threw a press conference to fight new parking lot regulations Every second of it looks like an Always Sunny plot 44710
Patrick Rapa @classypatrick.bsky.social · 25/09/2026scold comfort farm you can use that also scold comfort eagle 110
Patrick Rapa @classypatrick.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Pretty sure I saw Sleater-Kinney and TMBG (separately) at Haverford, but they were already famous by then.haverford.eduThe Cool History of Bands Playing Haverford Right Before They Hit the Big TimeWe asked some of the students behind these iconic bookings — from the Talking Heads to Sharon Jones and the Dap-Kings — to reflect on why Haverford can be the step before stardom. 141
Patrick Rapa @classypatrick.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I interviewed Ruth Leitner about her amazing 1994 documentary about girls and women on the Wildwood boardwalk. www.phillymag.com/news/2026/09...phillymag.comThe Strange, Scrappy ’90s Wildwood Documentary That Became a Cult SensationRuth Leitman’s gritty indie film about fast times and hard lessons from the boardwalk returns to Philly on October 4th. 1187
Patrick Rapa @classypatrick.bsky.social · 24/09/2026A set by old-school country/folk Philly band She Haw is on WPRB right now. wprb.comwprb.comWPRB 103.3 FM – Princeton, NJ – Community Supported Independent Radio 072
Patrick Rapa @classypatrick.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Are you kidding? Earth, Wind & Fire would destroy the Baseball Furies. 051
Patrick Rapa @classypatrick.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Tonight you will be visited by Ross Gload circa 2010. 110
Patrick Rapa @classypatrick.bsky.social · 21/09/2026In the new one, the walkers can talk and kiss. 000
Patrick Rapa @classypatrick.bsky.social · 19/09/2026So wholesome. Sometimes it's nice when people come from abroad and we don't entirely disgust them.youtube.comFIRST TIME In Philadelphia, USA 🇺🇸 NOT What We Expected...YouTube video by Jay and Karolina 141
Patrick Rapa @classypatrick.bsky.social · 18/09/2026But doctor, WE are Pagliacci, the perpetually misererable clown hive mind from Sardinia. 130
Patrick Rapa @classypatrick.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Outlier is built with A.I. Sincerely, Franka Potentate 030
Reposted by Patrick RapaMaggie Vail @magicbeans.bsky.social · 18/09/2026a teenager emailed to ask if she could sing "alien she" on stage with bikini kill last night and IT HAPPENED. I didn't hear anything after I passed it along but I got a little teary this morning when I saw the video. 4795
Patrick Rapa @classypatrick.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Pro-tip: You can add a question mark to certain headlines to make it sound like a precocious little kid wrote them. 130
Patrick Rapa @classypatrick.bsky.social · 17/09/2026"We'll get to Pulitzer Prize winning author Colson Whitehead in a second, but first I want to talk to you about becoming a Thrillionaire™! It's sad these readings aren't free anymore — but you can win up to 50 bucks in no-string bets with our new mega blind parsley parlays! Everything's gross now." 195
Patrick Rapa @classypatrick.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Last night, my friend and I got up on stage and pretended we were a certain speckled alien math-jazz duo, and just absolutely shredded. People went bonks for it. The real band, now free of their ropes, shook our hands as we left the stage. Thank you, they said, in their language of honks. 060
Patrick Rapa @classypatrick.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Monorails are the motorcycles of trains. Completely unnecessary risk taking. We're not impressed dude. We're worried the whole time. 020
Patrick Rapa @classypatrick.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I tried to set up a war robot demonstration for me and my friends and got this error message: "Please enter a different email address. This form does not accept addresses from gmail.com." 020
Patrick Rapa @classypatrick.bsky.social · 16/09/2026"For a long time we didn't know who to sell our war robots to." 061
Patrick Rapa @classypatrick.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Dear Gendarmes, I heard it on good authority that @shakeymike.bsky.social is going to sneak into the Aubergine Aubonpain show @ Union Transfer tonight in a polka dot tarp. Stop himm! Sincerely, Renard Cramoisi, erq 000
Patrick Rapa @classypatrick.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Nobody has replied to my emails, texts, singnals or bskys today. If I've been Leftoversed I will be so upset. You're telling me Jon Solomon got Leftoversed and I didn't? Not a chance. 010
Patrick Rapa @classypatrick.bsky.social · 15/09/2026they shouldn't make fiber gummies taste good. there's gonna be a incident 020
Patrick Rapa @classypatrick.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I wrote this.phillymag.comInside Hustle Aims a Spotlight on the More Mysterious Parts of the Music BizThe Philly Music Fest offshoot creates a space for off-stage side hustles. 010
Patrick Rapa @classypatrick.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Yikes. I was just looking for news about the next season of Survivor. 000
Patrick Rapa @classypatrick.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Bet you didn't know about my little cameo in One Battle After Another. 020
Patrick Rapa @classypatrick.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Thinking about this moment on Peep Show. Brits say Apple Macs? 010
Patrick Rapa @classypatrick.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I mean it's his own fault but I imagine today is nonetheless a very hard day for Steve Rannazzisi. 151
Patrick Rapa @classypatrick.bsky.social · 10/09/2026apparently all the halls of power — military, politics, concert tickets, comedy — serve at the pleasure of the buildabear group 020
Patrick Rapa @classypatrick.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Ice Cube should have let the aliens eat our data. 040
Patrick Rapa @classypatrick.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I hate to be that guy but my friends and I already know about this planet. We found it like 4 years ago. We named it Skinamarink, after a movie that was popular at the time. 060
