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Jim'll Paint It

@sirpaintalot.bsky.social
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People ask me to draw pictures on Microsoft Paint and sometimes I do

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Jim'll Paint It @sirpaintalot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m a sucker for self indulgent music list. Here are the 9 albums that most shaped my taste beginning with Zoolook which was the first album I sat and listened to all the way through.
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Jim'll Paint It @sirpaintalot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Watched a bit of Apocalypse and I really wish just once they’d have the balls to do a real experiment instead of a carefully engineered reality show full of props and planted food.
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Jim'll Paint It @sirpaintalot.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Does anyone here know anything about fixing CRT televisions?
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Jim'll Paint It @sirpaintalot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Going through my Dads stuff and found this weird double negative of Walter White back in his chemistry teaching days
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Jim'll Paint It @sirpaintalot.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
How has the human equivalent of a pork pie managed to convince several generations of men that sitting in a massive queue in a box full of your own farts burning world-poison is cool while braving the elements on a pushbike and propelling yourself on muscle power alone is to be scorned?
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Jim'll Paint It @sirpaintalot.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Bluey Theroux As requested by Alex Charles Painted on Microsoft Paint
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Jim'll Paint It @sirpaintalot.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
“The Terminator visits a vegan cyclists cafe instead of a biker bar" Painted on Microsoft Paint in November 2021 Requested by Adam Cowell Fine art print on archival quality 308gsm Hahnemühle Photo Rag
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Jim'll Paint It @sirpaintalot.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Art prints are finally back! 40 added and more still to come. Plus - new look shop, more in keeping with the Jim'll Paint It ethos. The modern internet sucks so I've tried to make it as close to the old internet as possible while still making it function smoothly. jimll.co.uk
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Jim'll Paint It @sirpaintalot.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Dolly Parton reading a book to a sparrow in Rotherham As requested by Laura Burrows Painted on MS Paint
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Jim'll Paint It @sirpaintalot.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Obsessed with these old black and white print ads for cars. Real halftone gradients on a shit old car > porn
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Jim'll Paint It @sirpaintalot.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Okay I have really started to enjoy this one now I’ve adjusted to the prose. The themes of generative art are point for stories written in the 60s
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Jim'll Paint It @sirpaintalot.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
My new album - The Off-White Album is a tribute to the house I grew up in with my Dad who suffers from Hoarding Disorder. I have tried to capture the dilapdated magic of that house by using various forms of digital and analogue degradation during the recording process.
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Jim'll Paint It @sirpaintalot.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Anyone else struggle with JG Ballard? I try so hard to enjoy his books because they seem like my kind of thing. His ideas and overall moods are cool but I find his prose ugly and awkward.
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Jim'll Paint It @sirpaintalot.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
This is the best album cover of all time
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Jim'll Paint It @sirpaintalot.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Halftime show was good wasn’t it?*
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Jim'll Paint It @sirpaintalot.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Working on a new mini-album and I’ve discovered that not using hi hats forces you to come up with much more interesting beats. I might add some at the end as a garnish but I no longer rely on them.
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Jim'll Paint It @sirpaintalot.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Some work that combines chalk, acrylic and collage Do I Hear? Ugly Woman
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Jim'll Paint It @sirpaintalot.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Sea Teeth - acrylic and collage
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Jim'll Paint It @sirpaintalot.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Some art from today
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Jim'll Paint It @sirpaintalot.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
cursorminer0.bandcamp.com
Cunts in their Cars, by Cursor Miner
from the album Inspiracy Theory
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Jim'll Paint It @sirpaintalot.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Remembering this zero budget pain in the arse costume I made for Bangface back in 2007
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Jim'll Paint It @sirpaintalot.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I actually prefer their later work
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Jim'll Paint It @sirpaintalot.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Running some early morning thought experiments. If all the billionaires in the world and their wealth suddenly didn’t exist: Would the remaining money be worth a lot more? Would the power just channel down to the biggest multi-millionaires? Would capitalism collapse completely?
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 04/06/2026
New art arrived. Thanks @sirpaintalot.bsky.social 😍 #art #paddington #buyart
A Lino cut of Paddington Bear as death on a tarot card
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Jim'll Paint It @sirpaintalot.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Jurassic Parklife - requested by Dave Brown Painted on Microsoft Paint - approx. 30 hours of work. "Your scientists were so preoccupied with your vorsprung durch technik, they didn't put their trousers on, have a cup of tea and think about leaving the house."
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Kev Adams @kevadams.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I’m not a sticker kind of person as a rule but another one of these fell out of the bag of my latest t shirt from @sirpaintalot.bsky.social Has to get stuck up somewhere, it’d be a terrible waste otherwise
Brian Blessed riding a Henry hoover while holding a bottle of White Ace cider sticker
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Jim'll Paint It @sirpaintalot.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
jimsworld.neocities.org/audrey I made a page for my cat
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Angels are Forever
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Jim'll Paint It @sirpaintalot.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
IMO Laura Dern is the best at pretending to have seen a dinosaur
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Jim'll Paint It @sirpaintalot.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I have collaborated with linocut printmaker Anna Lansley who has hand pressed 100 lino prints of my Paddington Death tarot - signed by both me and Anna jimll.co.uk/products/jim...
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Cole Haddon @colehaddon.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
“I don’t know why people expect art to make sense. They accept the fact that life doesn’t make sense.” — David Lynch
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Jim'll Paint It @sirpaintalot.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
The Judge Airfix Tiger tank and Gladiators Annual
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Jim'll Paint It @sirpaintalot.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Saw Mark Kermode give a talk last night and I mentioned the Max Richter issue and he went off on a full Kermode rant about it. Never felt more vindicated. He also complimented my Goblin T-shirt.
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Jim'll Paint It @sirpaintalot.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Anyone who decides to soundtrack the emotional climax of their film/TV show with Max Richter's - On The Nature of Daylight deserves to be shot. It has passed through overuse to cliche, through cliche to trope, through trope to fucking piss take. Make it stop.
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Jim'll Paint It @sirpaintalot.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Look at all this cool vintage shit I’m selling www.ebay.co.uk/usr/eraserho...
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Green Left @greenleftonline.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Here's this month's best protest music, including viral artist @sirpaintalot.bsky.social aka ERASERHEAD, who says: "It might not be what you’d expect from the guy that paints funny pictures, but I’m pissed off about a lot of what’s going on in the world." www.greenleft.org.au/2026/1452/cu... #art
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Jim'll Paint It @sirpaintalot.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Shazaming a live band to make sure they’re playing it good enough
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Jim'll Paint It @sirpaintalot.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Dear Jim, Can you please paint Cannibal Holocaust in the style of Peppa Pig. Thank you, Lucy Chambers
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Jim'll Paint It @sirpaintalot.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I was feeling this speed camera jimll.co.uk/products/not...
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Jim'll Paint It @sirpaintalot.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Check out these sick shelves I built to hold my record collection. I went for a box frame construction in the end with 4 x lengthways supports. Thanks for all the suggestions.
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Jim'll Paint It @sirpaintalot.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Guys I think Boards of Canada have a new train coming out
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Jim'll Paint It @sirpaintalot.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
There are way too many different types of lightbulb. Nice medium warm light with a bayonet fitting and about golf ball size is all we really need. Stop giving people the option of cold white light as there are too many people who don’t even see what’s wrong with that.
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Jim'll Paint It @sirpaintalot.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Just earned my ‘Get a fucking life” badge
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Jim'll Paint It @sirpaintalot.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Here is my plan for some floating alcove shelves. They have to span a whopping 163cm wide alcove and hold extremely heavy vinyl record collection. Do you think this will hold the weight or should I put vertical dividers for added strength at the cost of aesthetics.
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Jim'll Paint It @sirpaintalot.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Baby Hitler is becoming increasingly safe from time travelling assassins
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Jim'll Paint It @sirpaintalot.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Banger
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Spider! Episode 4 | Monkey Business | SPIDER IN THE BATH
YouTube video by Grandpa In My Pocket and Co
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Jim'll Paint It @sirpaintalot.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Hot middle aged take of the day: screwdriver sets should come with an extra pozi 2 bit that lives in the driver so you still have a full set of bits in the box
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Jim'll Paint It @sirpaintalot.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Got a package from Bleep bleep.com/release/5759...
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Jim'll Paint It @sirpaintalot.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Celebrating album release day with a whisky and three hours trying to learn the fiendishly tricky piano part from Life On Mars. Yeh I know how to party.
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Jim'll Paint It @sirpaintalot.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
My album is out today! Feels surreal to have finally brought this two year long project to its logical conclusion. I gave it everything I had. Can’t imagine I’ll ever make another one but who knows. eraserheadmusic.bandcamp.com/album/violence
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Violence, by Eraserhead
13 track album
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Jim'll Paint It @sirpaintalot.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Great choice of article of the day
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