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Monica

@jolemamels.bsky.social
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She/her. I enjoy sports even though they give me heartburn. Coffee is needed in an IV. Gemini. MS ♿️. Show me your pets.

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Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 11m
Put me in as OC. I can’t be any worse.
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Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 15m
Oh, the shadows are SHADOWING in Milwaukee, good lord
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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 21m
[disgusting political ad bullshit voice] Nick Sirianni is for blown leads. Not us.
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Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 22m
At this point, I’m just dead inside.
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Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 25m
Sirianni better get chased out today.
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Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 30m
We all sat through this s**tshow, including TX political ads, for this ugly crap?
Eagles SpongeBob leaving the tv room to get away from this ass team
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Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 35m
Eagles fan I’m tired of this grandpa and Nick Sirianni saying that’s too damn bad!
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Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 40m
Eagles Lucille Bluth Well, I'd rather be dead in Philadelphia than alive in Los Angeles.
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Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 47m
Listen, I need this team to understand that my mental health hinges on sports - is it healthy? Absolutely not. But, ya know, people do meth, so this is technically better…maybe.
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Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 53m
Lisa Simpson Eagles hat upset
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Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 1h
This is in revenge because we all didn’t know that stupid TX song, isn’t it?
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Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 1h
Eagles hat SpongeBob fish in full body bandage, leg mobility aid, eye patch and oxygen mask
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Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 1h
JESUS TAP DANCING CHRIST IS OUR WHOLE GOD D*MN TEAM GONNA BE IN THE BLUE TENT ?!!?
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Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 2h
THIS IS WHAT I WANT TO SEE EAGLES YOU UNDERSTAND GO BIRDS DO NOT LET UP
Wendy Williams in a Philadelphia Eagles scarf and hat, holding a gun
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Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 2h
HIT ITTTTT DARIUS
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Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 2h
Suck my bush, McVay
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Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 2h
FLAG ON WHOM????
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Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 2h
RUN COOP RUUUUN
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Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 2h
DARIUS COOOOOOOOOOOOPER
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Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 2h
GOOD JOB COVEY
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Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 2h
Good. F*cking. God. I’m so tired of these f*cking ads.
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Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 2h
Smol son does it again
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Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 2h
OH, YOU CAN SEE WHEN IT WHEN WE’RE HOLDING BUT TURN INTO THE THREE BLIND MICE WHEN IT’S THE RAMS OH OKAY
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Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 2h
GO MY SWEET SON BIGS—THE F*CK YOU MEAN HOLDING
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Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 3h
Ken Paxton can go to Hell, tf
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Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 3h
Eagles Bobs Burgers this will be either fun or terrible Go Birds
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Mark @markinde.bsky.social · 3h
Eagles offense
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Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 3h
SAQUON CAN TAKE MY FOOT OR LEG OR WHATEVER DUMB SH*T HE HURT GOD D*MNIT I HATE IT HERE
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Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 3h
DID YOU F*CKING RUN OVER A GOD D*MN CONE
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Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 3h
GOD D*MNIT HE JUST HURT HIMSELF
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Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 3h
RUN MY SWEET SON MUKUBA, RUUUN
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assbutt @nasboat.org · 28/07/2026
logging on
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Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 4h
SOMEONE TAKE AN EAGLE WE NEED ALL THE HELP WE CAN GET GO BIRDS
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Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 4h
Monsters inc go birds
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Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 4h
JESUS CHRIST YOU KNOW WHAT JUST TELL WHO IS PLAYING TODAY BECAUSE THAT’LL BE A SHORTER LIST THAN WHO IS OUT
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 17h
Coach (1989-1997)
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Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 19h
LOOOOL AUSTIN WELLS
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Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 21h
static.klipy.com
Shrek's Subtle Smirk
ALT: Shrek's Subtle Smirk
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Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 22h
HI DID YOU KNOW JONATHAN BAILEY IS THE VOICE FOR THE AUDIBLE VERSION OF “DRACULA” @baldmarlin.bsky.social @maggiesox.bsky.social @spicedrum.bsky.social @zephyrsky.bsky.social
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KD Casey — Read Breakout Year Today! @kdcaseywrites.bsky.social · 22h
i am mostly rooting for chaos but I am also rooting for not having to hear/see the chop
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Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 22h
5-1 now
DW from Arthur in fur hat and coat cackling
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Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 22h
Good job, Kyle Tucker. Proud of you.
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Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 22h
May have just yelled “OH YOU B*TCH A** H* A** B*TCH” on that catch
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Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I HAVE CUTE SWEATERS I NEED TO WEAR, THIS 70° BS IS NOT WORKING FOR ME. GET COLDER. QUICK.
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Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Good idea: you both get double boosted on the same day. Except, one of you is running hot (as always aka me) and one is cold. I’m enjoying essentially Antarctica in our room and he…isn’t.
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🖤♡Amanda♡🖤 @zephyrsky.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The gospel of @sailormoondamus.gobirds.online is spreading
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Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh yeah, nothing to drum up enlistment like saying go to WAR DOT GOV JFC I HATE IT HERE
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Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
TOMMY PHAM?!
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Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Go Guardians, I guess?
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Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The finishing a book category scares me the most.
Yellow and black bar graph shows Percent decline in the share doing each activity 12+ times a year, 1975 to 2026
Hosting at home is down 71% (42% down to 12%)
Playing cards is down 67%
(39% down to 13%)
Dinner parties is down 62%
(16% down to 6%)
Finishing a book is down 60%
(37% down to 15%)
Church is down 58%
(58% down to 24%)

Sources: DDB Needham Life
Style survey; Data for Progress, Sept. 2026.
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