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Member FDIC @memberfdic.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It’s almost impossible to believe he exists. It’s as if we took everything that was bad about America, scraped it up off the floor, wrapped it all up in an old hot dog skin, and then taught it to make noises with its face.
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Member FDIC @memberfdic.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Go the observation deck at the top of the Willis Towers Watson Tower
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Member FDIC @memberfdic.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Always kick as soon as you get near the red zone, got it
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Member FDIC @memberfdic.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Cry, Eagles, cry On the way to 2 and 3 🫩
The four stages of an Eagles game
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Member FDIC @memberfdic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It was actually supposed to be the penultimate song, but they lost track of time. That's why you should always rock out with your clock out.
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Member FDIC @memberfdic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If Stanford is on your resume, you should make repeated references to "*the* state school"
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Member FDIC @memberfdic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
He won Tennessee by 710K votes. He only won Texas by 630K.
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Member FDIC @memberfdic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
In 2020, Trump won Tennessee by a larger margin than any other state.
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Member FDIC @memberfdic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is "if the kid has autism it's because Mom took Tylenol," but 30% stupider, and RFK isn't trying to spend $5 billion to prove it (yet).
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Member FDIC @memberfdic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"I never thought leopards would eat MY farm," she sobbed
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Sorry not sorry @thinshadeez.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You can own the libs or you can own your farm. Make a choice.
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Member FDIC @memberfdic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
No, they were one of the four firms that sued him and got the EO overturned.
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Member FDIC @memberfdic.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It's sure something.
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Member FDIC @memberfdic.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
That's just a copy of your old profile. You should be able to reimport it to get it back. (Make a backup first just in case.) support.mozilla.org/en-US/kb/bac...
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Client Challenge
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Member FDIC @memberfdic.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Because it's definitely going to skyrocket before it goes down to 0, and you're pretty sure someone else will end up holding the bag.
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Member FDIC @memberfdic.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
"Taxation is theft!" howl men who try to profit from stealing billions of other people's words
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Member FDIC @memberfdic.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I believe this if for no other reason than you do not claim to be able to read regular expressions.
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Member FDIC @memberfdic.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
They're merely in a tie for first. Eagles have also won 5.
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Member FDIC @memberfdic.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
lowercase "it happened"
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Member FDIC @memberfdic.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
She would be Vivek's evil twin, if Vivek were not already his own evil twin
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Member FDIC @memberfdic.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Are we talking "reducing lumber tariffs by 30%" or "intelligence sharing, weapon sales, and joint military exercises?"
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Member FDIC @memberfdic.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
chapter 2: why does canada not just align itself with china iTs a mYsterY
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Member FDIC @memberfdic.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
He keeps saying that academic freedom should be absolute, while refusing to answer anyone who asks how one is supposed to engage with pseudo-academic racism. Strong vibes of the "states' rights to do what?" duck.
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Member FDIC @memberfdic.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I worked with one very large P&C company that gave me a list of several dozen 8-10 figure losses they had paid out in the past decade. I asked them to flag which ones happened in the US. A month and many follow-up emails later they told me, "Use your best judgment."
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Member FDIC @memberfdic.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
She's already older than Eva Braun ever was.
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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
She ran a CrossFit gym, which is basically a swinger's club that produces orthopedic injuries
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Member FDIC @memberfdic.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Damnatio MMRiae
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Member FDIC @memberfdic.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Rudy Giuliani: "This is my own personal 9/11."
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Member FDIC @memberfdic.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Looking into it
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Member FDIC @memberfdic.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Yes, and those buses and non-citizen voters are invisible. Voting patterns were permanently set in 1984 and this is the only possible reason Democrats have ever won California. Source: my engineer uncle
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Member FDIC @memberfdic.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Jame's.
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Member FDIC @memberfdic.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Eagles shoved both New England and KC into lockers in Super Bowls in the past few years. And every game is like getting a workout in!
The three stages of an eagles game
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Member FDIC @memberfdic.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
CA has 67x the population of WY, a 9:1 Dem advantage in the House, and can be split by two majority votes. Dem Senators from Californias 1-61 would be a majority by themselves. 2/3 of all states would be Dem-controlled. This plan has no downsides, and I will not be taking questions.
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Member FDIC @memberfdic.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
*14:5 ruling
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Member FDIC @memberfdic.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
If we extrapolate, next election he will win over 1200% of the vote. The one after that he will win every English seat. This will only be the second funniest election result, after the SNP becoming His Loyal's Most Loyal Opposition.
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Member FDIC @memberfdic.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
You need to win 5% of the vote to keep your deposit. Binface got 27%. His previous best result was 0.6%.
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Member FDIC @memberfdic.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Sure, woods demons are terrifying, but Gritty could appear *anywhere*
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Member FDIC @memberfdic.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Not the usual context in which one hears "safer with a bear"
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Member FDIC @memberfdic.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
All of your practice fumbling came through when it counted
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Member FDIC @memberfdic.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Announce toward the end of the press conference, "We will not be charging Mr Musk at this time with transporting livestock across state lines for immoral purposes," and pointedly decline to elaborate.
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Member FDIC @memberfdic.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
They weren't going to say a word about gas prices for the next 2.5 years anyway. But the WSJ will be ready when they rediscover it in January 2029.
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Member FDIC @memberfdic.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
It took me a few minutes to figure out that Fox News was not spending an inordinate amount of time talking about how Star Wars was woke.
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Member FDIC @memberfdic.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
To be fair it sounds like this guy is going to lose comprehensively on the merits, so why risk appellate review on it?
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Member FDIC @memberfdic.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
tried to convince my wife that we should get an entry-level model before we splashed down big bucks getting all the accessories that did *not* go over well
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Member FDIC @memberfdic.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Ambassador HIMARS, so good to see you again. Will Consul THAAD be making an appearance as well?
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Member FDIC @memberfdic.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
dawg days of summer
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Member FDIC @memberfdic.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
See link. 2011 is the high water mark. Eyeballing it, trend was upward until then, and 2011 had ~10% cases above trend. Keep in mind it can take many months to investigate a case, and statute of limitations is 5 years for most federal crimes.
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White Collar Crime Prosecutions for March 2016
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Member FDIC @memberfdic.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
A billionaire can never be held accountable, therefore a billionaire must never make a management decision.
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Member FDIC @memberfdic.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
even carefree raccoons wash their food first
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Member FDIC @memberfdic.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
There's significant value in smoothing the output curve by using the dam as a giant battery and making solar power available at night. Using hydro is cost effective and results in relatively little energy loss.
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