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Melony Klein

@melonyklein.bsky.social
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Sloppy implementer of heroic ideas. He/him Glaswegian living in Sheffield melonyklein.bandcamp.com Profile pic: Melony sat taking a selfie Header pic: Minerva from The Wicked And The Divine saying 'all eternity and still so little time'.

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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"with Claude, we will no longer need lightly stoned weirdos who work at record stores because they are neurodivergent as hell and some band you've never heard of but is about to change your life is their special interest" these tech bros really hate anyone who was cooler than them in high school
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Brian Cutts @briancutts.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fascist nutjobs choosing the Peace Gardens as their spot to 'protest', a place of reflection and many memorials on the struggle against fascism around the world 🤦‍♀️
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alanbenzie @alanbenzie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Fuck those* guys (*generic, use as appropriate)
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Harry @harry-is-human.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
There's passive voice and then there's this shit for describing pulling a knife on the RNLI.
Screenshot of the BBC article. Text reads:

Daniel Thomas, known as Danny Tommo, shared a YouTube livestream of the boat from the Channel. Thomas-a long-term campaigner against migrants -organised recent protests in Portsmouth and Dover.
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The Empty City @davidallengreen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Just as well those committing wrongs against the RNLI are not holding placards supporting a proscribed organisation, else they would really be in trouble.
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Will Jennings📉🗳️ @drjennings.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
There are so many crimes in this thread you have to wonder what the police and Home Secretary think they are doing at this point.
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Emma Yeomans @yeomans.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Worrying scenes in the Channel today, for all interested in asylum policy and maritime tactics. A small boat from Normandy spent more than 30 hours at sea. Those on board now on their 2nd rescue vessel as Border Force forced to play cat and mouse with far-right activists who have their own boat.
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Electric Kool-Aid Bechdel Test @i-rohl.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
How did "gender ideology" (derogatory) get to to mean trans people, instead of whatever the hell this is?
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Melony Klein @melonyklein.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Michael Marra, not 'Michael Marra' youtu.be/ntT37AZzx8Q?...
youtu.be
Michael Marra - Chain up the Swings
YouTube video by John Dickson (Beetfly)
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Frenchbloke @darkoutside.co.uk · 19/09/2026
For the Dark Outside radio broadcast in 2017, I asked Keith to curate an hour which was a mix of things Optimo Music related which hadn't been released at that time. I deleted the copy he sent but it turned out he didn't do the same. here it is drive.google.com/file/d/1d-Wq...
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DARK OUTSIDE 2017 JD TWITCH OPTIMO MUSIC MIX.mp3
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Melony Klein @melonyklein.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Pizza fritta Vs pizza crunch en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep_fr...
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Deep fried pizza - Wikipedia
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Melony Klein @melonyklein.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Today I learned about Grandma Gatewood en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grandma...
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Grandma Gatewood - Wikipedia
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 17/09/2026
every single one of these conjures up a pretty hilarious mental picture
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Melony Klein @melonyklein.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Generally impressed, but disappointed that it took 32 years to get there.
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Conversation Kenge @fenken.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
#Thread
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Matt Anniss @sellbydave.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The banter move for Piddongton would be for the gov to say “we have found an alternative use for the former MOD site” and then just turn it over to a collective of new travellers and free party crews. Monthly week long UK Tek events for the foreseeable future. Quite a few blood vessels would burst
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Ciaran @ciaranmcgurdy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Pathetic
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Jean-Michel Connard @torriangray.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Calling my psychiatrist because clearly the dosage of something I’m taking is much too high.
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⚠️ eve g ⚠️ @evegwood.com · 14/09/2026
The Scottish Government announced last week that it was proceding with a Basic Artists Income scheme! Here are some notes I took from a roundtable about bringing the scheme over to Scotland, with some of the points that need to be addressed to make it a success.
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Everyone’s Favourite Jim @jimmeruk.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Cunts have just stolen my bike from the garage and fucked my garage door. If anyone sees this around Croydon, let me know.
Norco Threshold A1 with orange Brooks bartape and saddle.
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Melony Klein @melonyklein.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Something is making a noise in my neighbour's house that reminds me of this youtu.be/ts43HCwJ0w0?...
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Infiniti - Raindrops (1996)
YouTube video by Technoclasic
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Mark Nixon @fatbadger442.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
But was he prosecuted for malfeasance in public office?
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Ancestral Enquiries - Tony Smith 🌳 @ancestralenq.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
A siren that has been going off daily at HL Brown jewellers & watchmakers as a 1pm time signal on a daily basis since 1874 has gone silent. 👇 BBC News - Sheffield city centre shop siren goes silent after more than 150 years - BBC News www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Sheffield city centre shop siren goes silent after more than 150 years
The 13:00 time signal from HL Brown jewellers in Sheffield has been a tradition since 1874.
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JP Ahonen 🇪🇺 @jpahonen.eurosky.social · 10/09/2026
I’ve previously shared my thoughts about how the well-intended eradication of shame as a societal tool, in the name of protecting minorities, has met with the law of unintended consequence: The era of the proud bigot. (and their offspring, as in the story shared by Pete).
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Ilikecaketoo (UK) @ilikecaketoo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Disgraceful that the RNLI have to say this today, but here we are 😞. If you would like to donate👇🏻. rnli.org/support-us/g... #RNLI #RNLISavesLives
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Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Actually clean acid just dropped???????
phys.org
Stripped-down LSD reveals structural features linked to hallucinogenic and therapeutic effects
University of California, Davis, researchers have stripped down LSD to the base features responsible for its hallucinogenic and therapeutic effects.
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Charles Fourier @charlesfourier.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Bill Bryson’s words seem appropriate to post right now
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Melony Klein @melonyklein.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Expensive skateboard bearings are a waste of your money. Second cheapest will do just fine. However, this doesn't apply to wheels and you should actually believe the hype around F4s and Dragon Formulas.
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Melony Klein @melonyklein.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
A blustery walk up Mam Tor
The view looking south from the top of Mam Tor in the Peak District, UK.
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Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Picking on the RNLI and thinking you are the good guys is such a great example of what is presumably an irreversible brain rot, like if you opened up the bonnet on those heads it would be like when a peach has gone too mushy to be saved
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Mark Thompson @markreckons.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Same energy
SS staff at Solahütte retreat, 1944

SS officers and female auxiliaries laughing and running across a footbridge accompanied by an accordion player
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Melony Klein @melonyklein.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Yup. I'll wager that anyone berating the work of the RNLI and its volunteers have never been on the receipt of their service. Donate here: rnli.org/support-us/g...
rnli.org
Donate to the RNLI and help save lives at sea
Your donations really make a difference. We depend on your generosity to educate people to stay safe and prevent tragedies on and offshore. Donate here.
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 08/09/2026
I wonder how the percentage of asylum seekers with criminal records compares to the percentage of people's patriots with criminal records.
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Rhodri Marsden @rhodri.biz · 08/09/2026
It won’t stop these reprehensible, cowardly pieces of shit attacking the RNLI, but here is a handy link to donate rnli.org/support-us/g...
rnli.org
Donate to the RNLI and help save lives at sea
Your donations really make a difference. We depend on your generosity to educate people to stay safe and prevent tragedies on and offshore. Donate here.
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Marc 🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🚍📚 @marcwinsland.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
When a horde of neo-Blackshirts piled in to cause trouble at Dover and Portsmouth, there were folk saying, "Scotland needs to get away from this," as if it's a uniquely English problem. There are plenty of vile, violent and racist dipshits on this side of Hadrian's Wall as well.
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Alasdair Mackenzie @alasdairmackenzie.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Whyever might anyone feel Reform isn’t a party for women, truly a mystery
news.sky.com
'Oh boohoo': Jenrick mocks protester after Reform party conference scuffle
A protester was reportedly knocked to the ground by Reform members at the conference in Birmingham, as videos appeared to show people pulling her hair, attempting to throw punches and one man swinging...
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Andy Scollick @andyscollick.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Another compilation video from yesterday's fascist paramilitary 'storm' action in #Dover town and at the Port of Dover. #FarRight Some national security-related observations below.
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Nicolas Chinardet @zefrog.eu · 06/09/2026
Tell us about two-tier policing again
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Melony Klein @melonyklein.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Tiny moments in The The tracks: the drums at 5:32 just before the main looping melody returns. The whole track is fantastic but that moment drives it into the stratosphere. youtu.be/ROU5hcTDXiM?...
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The Mercy Beat
YouTube video by The The - Topic
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Ben Fenton @benfenton.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I’ve so missed Nadine Dorries’ unique and dynamic approach to live television interviews. Channel 4 News.
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 05/09/2026
I hope these rabid shits are identified and arrested for the assault, especially the woman In glasses pulling her hair. I thought Reform was all about freedom of speech?
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Mark Nixon @fatbadger442.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The politics of Reform voters are thuggish; that they become actual violent thugs when given the chance should surprise no-one. #BritainsShame
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Melony Klein @melonyklein.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The soundtrack features a number which shares the name of the song but sadly isn't this, which might have given it a bonus half point youtu.be/7kFKfspjnqI?...
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The Satyrs - Yesterday's hero
YouTube video by Dr. Hofmann's Electric Kool-Aid Party!
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Melony Klein @melonyklein.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Tonight's depressingly awful feature presentation. 2/10 at best, and that's with the bonus 'thats Simon King from Hawkwind' element. youtu.be/pEwneR_9Vx4?...
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trailer I AM A GROUPIE ('70) - rock 'n sex in 4K!
YouTube video by Chucky Lou Memorial Film Society
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Phil Brickell MP @philbrickellmp.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
🧵1/ I worked in anti-corruption for years before becoming an MP. Nigel Farage has serious questions to answer following the undercover investigation into Reform UK's fundraising practices. This is now for the police and donations watchdog to resolve, but here is what I want to know:
theguardian.com
Reform officials ‘plotted to break law on foreign donations’ in undercover film
Investigation broadcast by Channel 4 News shows man posing as ‘impermissible donor’ paying for polling that helped Reform
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Georgia RN @georgiarn.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
One of those "If I won the Lottery" dreams would be to restore an old theater and show classic movies, concert films and midnight showings of cult classics.
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Rambler Jonny @ramblerjonny.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I'm reminded that 'augury', fortune telling by the movements of birds, was a Roman practice, not far from Sardinia here. Look at these undulations and tell me your mind isn't already scratching at it for meaning.
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Augury - Wikipedia
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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 03/09/2026
man can you imagine the VIBES at Reform's conference right now, the AMBIENCE, hahahahahahaha
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Melony Klein @melonyklein.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
🎶 Dedication Dedication Dedication That's what you need🎶 www.theguardian.com/music/2026/s...
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‘Get up, get breakfast, noise’: the teen going viral for enduring all 400 of Merzbow’s ear-splitting albums
The infamous Japanese noise artist has a vast and forbidding catalogue that commands a cult fandom. Sam Andrews, 18, is vlogging his way through the lot – and taking a stand for deep listening
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Melony Klein @melonyklein.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Post something random or you'll have an awful September
Sharky The Shark sits on a wooden table, flanked by burning candles to his right and his left and a bunch of flowers to his rear. In front are tarot cards and he wears a black hood over his eyes.
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