iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Marc 🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🚍📚 @marcwinsland.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Stumbled across a YouTube creator whose entire thing is maps – if anybody needs me, this is where I'll be

180

Marc 🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🚍📚 @marcwinsland.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I just wanna thank YouTube for randomly reminding me on this Monday afternoon that this certified banger exists

010

Marc 🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🚍📚 @marcwinsland.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

"It's fine when small businesses use AI posters and menus because they don't have corporate marketing budgets :(" Okay are we just pretending posters and menus didn't exist until last year? Is that a lie we're telling now? Your AI maggot burger looks like dogshit, not sorry.

040

Marc 🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🚍📚 @marcwinsland.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Catching up on the Traitors and honestly James Acaster is kinda 😏

180

Marc 🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🚍📚 @marcwinsland.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

We were discussing a strategy for SMEs yesterday, and I wanted to make a point about how we take into account the sheer range between small and medium enterprises. I got as far as saying, "The 'S' and 'M' means—" And someone quipped, "Careful." 😭😭

050

Marc 🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🚍📚 @marcwinsland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

If he does this I swear to god I will pledge allegiance to the thousand-year Burnham reich

160

Marc 🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🚍📚 @marcwinsland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I'm not being interviewed today, but I am interviewing today – so I'd better chug this down before the next candidate comes in before I start any discourse

190

Marc 🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🚍📚 @marcwinsland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

lol this is why I wish AI would stop fucking butting in to every Google search "70 miles is closer than 62 miles I am very smart"

000

Marc 🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🚍📚 @marcwinsland.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

It used to be that advertisements were a business' signature, and that small businesses were a unique, interesting and respectable feature of the community. But with AI slop posters and signage, they all look the same now – not to mention tacky as hell.

020

Marc 🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🚍📚 @marcwinsland.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

What is Andy Burnham's plan to curb the Gen Z baggy trouser epidemic? I live near the uni and some of the newly matriculated may find themselves taking flight if the wind blows the wrong way.

161

Marc 🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🚍📚 @marcwinsland.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Dark chocolate Kinder Buenos are elite, easily a top ten all-time invention

030

Marc 🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🚍📚 @marcwinsland.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Terrorists can't target events if there are no events for terrorists to target.

121

Marc 🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🚍📚 @marcwinsland.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

In a better world, this is the President and Prime Minister 🥲

030

Marc 🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🚍📚 @marcwinsland.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Watching the Wargame on Sky and Nicola Sturgeon is just as annoying in a fictional wartime scenario as she was in the real-life pandemic lmao can see why she was cast as the gibbering windbag

120

Marc 🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🚍📚 @marcwinsland.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

It's all fun and games until you're on the last train home and it feels like it stops EVERYWHERE

040

Marc 🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🚍📚 @marcwinsland.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Among the ten jobs/titles I've had, I've been headhunted, promoted – even elected Tomorrow is my first formal interview in over 11 years – and the imposter syndrome is hitting me like a tonne of bricks 😬🫠

1110

Marc 🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🚍📚 @marcwinsland.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

If Britain finds itself dragged into a major war, what's left of the social contact will implode. The central pillar of any defence strategy is a country worth fighting for. The generation they want to die for it has no faith in it. And that's not on us.

040

Marc 🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🚍📚 @marcwinsland.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Forgot to scan my clubcard in Tesco 💔 I will never financially recover from this

020

Marc 🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🚍📚 @marcwinsland.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

When the first UK pension was introduced in 1908, the qualifying age was 70. Relative to life expectancy, if it were introduced on those terms today - the retirement age would be 𝟭𝟬𝟴 years old. This fact has always stuck with me since hearing it from a college lecturer.

010

Marc 🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🚍📚 @marcwinsland.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

If they hadn't told us Tays was the mole, I would fully believe it's Johanne because who else is bringing actual chaos? Woman can't even go to the fridge or sip a drink without risking an international incident 😭😭 #bbuk

072

Marc 🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🚍📚 @marcwinsland.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Imagine crashing out because someone thinks the tax-free threshold should be the same for everyone, regardless of age lol this country is done for

120

Marc 🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🚍📚 @marcwinsland.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Had someone unironically tell me to have more respect because boomers lived through and fought in the second world war. NO THEY DIDN'T! That is literally a lie!!

static.klipy.com

SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs Losing It

ALT: SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs Losing It

230

Marc 🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🚍📚 @marcwinsland.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

The threshold is the threshold. If your income exceeds it, you have to pay tax – whether it's a pension or minimum wage from a zero-hours contract. If it is so utterly unacceptable for the old dears to pay – then the tax-free threshold should increase for FUCKING ALL OF US.

010

Marc 🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🚍📚 @marcwinsland.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

☕ Just saw my local coffee shop advertise its pumpkin spice lineup on Instagram with the tagline, "A taste of fall" Yeah. A taste of falling standards. It's AUTUMN!

060

Marc 🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🚍📚 @marcwinsland.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Can read my, can read my, can read my Poker-Tays (seriously he's not gonna last a day, never mind a week) #bbuk

130

Marc 🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🚍📚 @marcwinsland.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Rochelle pulling up and immediately branding herself a grumpy-ass miserable "milf" 💀 #bbuk

010

Marc 🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🚍📚 @marcwinsland.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

🌳 I love living near so much greenery but my GOD I hate all the spiders 🫩

040

Marc 🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🚍📚 @marcwinsland.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Rewrote the prologue of my book and am 100x happier with it let's gooooo 😁🤩

030

Marc 🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🚍📚 @marcwinsland.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Me: "Oh, hey, there's oomf ☺️" ... Me: "Oh 🫪 there's OOMF 👀🤭"

070

Marc 🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🚍📚 @marcwinsland.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I don't remember 9/11. But I am fond of New York, and it's remarkable how much the tragedy of that day still shapes the city to this day. What happened was inconceivable. But the way New Yorkers responded, rebuilt and recovered was inevitable. 🗽❤️

060

Marc 🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🚍📚 @marcwinsland.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Absolute nightmare of a woman on the train tried to nick my seat when I was in the bathroom (I'd left my bag on it), unplugged my laptop to charge her phone, and started swearing because the WiFi wasn't strong enough for her to do a Teams call. Where do these people COME from?? omg

220

Marc 🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🚍📚 @marcwinsland.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

"I helped build the evil thing which will eventually kill us all. Here's why that's bad, actually." Sorry, no medals for dropping the nuke but shaking your head as it explodes.

060

Marc 🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🚍📚 @marcwinsland.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

This cohabitation law idea is bullshit. If you want marital rights, get married. If you're worried about inheritance, make a will. Nobody's stopping you from doing these things. Go wild. People shouldn't have to opt out of things you can already opt into.

010

Marc 🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🚍📚 @marcwinsland.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

It's unjustifiable that a policy badged as a cost-of-living measure was consciously designed to leave half the country behind. Dundee is one of the most deprived places in Scotland. Yet Dundonians are left paying full whack – and footing the bill for someone else's discount.

010

Marc 🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🚍📚 @marcwinsland.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

🚆 The tables on TransPennine's Class 185 Desiro trains are the perfect height. You don't feel like you're hunching down over them, and there's enough room to get in/out of the window seats without feeling like your legs are getting crushed. 10/10, honestly.

231

Marc 🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🚍📚 @marcwinsland.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

When a horde of neo-Blackshirts piled in to cause trouble at Dover and Portsmouth, there were folk saying, "Scotland needs to get away from this," as if it's a uniquely English problem. There are plenty of vile, violent and racist dipshits on this side of Hadrian's Wall as well.

043

Marc 🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🚍📚 @marcwinsland.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

The bus was already six minutes late in arriving – and left ten minutes down because of a parent faffing around to let their kid bum-shuffle down the steps when getting off. Nah it's fine, just hold everyone else up whilst wee Noah has his fun on a nasty floor. When did folk forget how to act? 🫩

150

Marc 🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🚍📚 @marcwinsland.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Family of five pushed in front of me at the coffee shop because, according to the mother, "We're in a rush." I really hate going outside sometimes.

080

Marc 🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🚍📚 @marcwinsland.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

The grey-haired mob waving crutches like pitchforks is one thing. But this rancid witch ragging the girl's hair so viciously is on another level. Someone come get gangster granny.

140

Marc 🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🚍📚 @marcwinsland.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I've listened to the new Miley song like four times today. But miserable cunts on the internet have decided it's bad, because they can't bring themselves to like anything. That just makes me like it even more.

020

Marc 🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🚍📚 @marcwinsland.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Watching Desperate Housewives for the first time with my bf. He keeps letting spoilers slip and is annoyed that I'm getting less and less invested 🥲 Never watch a show with someone who's seen it 😭

040

Marc 🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🚍📚 @marcwinsland.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

So @snp.org is capping bus fares for half of Scotland. The other half has to keep paying full rate – plus the taxes being used to underwrite a discount we won't benefit from until 2031. On what planet is that justifiable?

010

Marc 🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🚍📚 @marcwinsland.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Just got out of a four-hour workshop where the "facilitator" kept speaking over people and very obviously steering the discussion towards their pre-conceived ideas. Workshops are so often such a waste of time 🫩

030