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MegMegMcGee @megmegmgcee.bsky.social · 9h

I saw someone planning to hand out Ramen noodles bc it was cheaper!

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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

A haunted house where you keep running into people explaining the rules of board games to you

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MegMegMcGee @megmegmgcee.bsky.social · 22h

They're pac man cookie cutters!

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MegMegMcGee @megmegmgcee.bsky.social · 23h

They’re 16 and 13 yo BOYS and still want to hang with Aunt Meg 😭

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MegMegMcGee @megmegmgcee.bsky.social · 23h

#rip to my favorite piping tip that I just sent down the garbage disposal 😭

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MegMegMcGee @megmegmgcee.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

My grownass god kids still want to come make cookies with me

A sugar cookie chicken covered in black icing, wearing a bow tie

Various sugar cookies, including a pumpkin, pac man ghosts, a squirrel(?), and a guy

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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 09/10/2026

if you don’t keep up with the youth i want you to know they’ve renamed “tramp stamps” to “cake toppers” which feels like the first advancement for feminism in a long time

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Mäther @carlysintothat.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

just saw an AI flyer for a CELEBRATION OF LIFE and I swear to god, if it were me, I would make Poltergeist look like a goddamn children’s tea party

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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

men who sacrifice liberty for bibberty deserve neither

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Stangle’s Kid @stangleskid.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Today in “they don’t make stuff like they used to”: meet my grandmother’s hand mixer. This thing is older than me by decades and probably a fire hazard but it could blend up a dead body in 15 minutes. I have no doubt it will outlive me.

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MegMegMcGee @megmegmgcee.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Same guy just came in my office to ask me to help him measure his bicep so he can order a shirt online. 🤦🏻‍♀️

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NTPumpkin_Nate 🎃 @ntpnate.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

First Denny Hastert, then Jim Bakker? Does God love me enough to complete the trifecta?

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 05/10/2026

in a just world someone would stone cold stun these guys into concrete

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Anna Holmes @annabookwriter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

BEGGING people to look up terms before using them for library social media. “BBW” doesn’t mean Banned Books Week

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MegMegMcGee @megmegmgcee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

My BFF’s daughter won homecoming queen and dog walked her date into the gym 🤣🤣the kids are alright

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MegMegMcGee @megmegmgcee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I was walking into a store behind two guys and I held the door open for two Black women coming out and the one said loudly, “And the lady holds the door open, of course!”

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 13/09/2024

There are two quantities of popcorn: not enough and what have I done

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Kate Sánchez @ohmymithrandir.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Put the "yee haw, fuck the law," back into country music.

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harpy @harpy.party · 30/12/2025

the only "2fa" i wanna deal with is 2 fuckin' 'amburgers

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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Yes every woman has been harassed, many assaulted. But every woman has also experienced invisible loss from moments she avoided harassment. She felt a space becoming unsafe, so she left, while men stayed on. And in leaving, she lost: opportunities, experiences, learning, promotions, even simply fun.

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MegMegMcGee @megmegmgcee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Can you pop it open and usually there’s a manual key inside?! IDK how those things work over there!!

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MegMegMcGee @megmegmgcee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

My other boss was brushing his teeth in the communal kitchen. Never think anyone in charge in Finance is smarter than you.

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Nuclear Winter @4slars.bsky.social · 08/03/2024

I spend a lot of time luring men to their deaths, but I also enjoy flower arranging.

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Alice Ghostley @piegoblin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I am going to scream would anyone like to join in

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Mouse - it may be a lil bit of disassociation @lilmouserpg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Men, if you don't know any woman who has been sexually assaulted it's because the women in your life do not trust you, not because they haven't been assaulted.

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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I literally don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been raped, stalked, groped, harassed, or sexually violated in some way at some point in their life. If you choose to doubt and dox survivors, just know every woman in your life is disgusted by you.

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MegMegMcGee @megmegmgcee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Just the dumbest shit I’ve read in a long time. STFU. Gift article if you want to subject yourself to Allysia Finley’s absolute dreck www.wsj.com/opinion/the-...

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Opinion | The Ph.D. Job Crisis Is a Needed Market Correction

Universities will produce fewer underemployed, overcredentialed and aggrieved young people.

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MegMegMcGee @megmegmgcee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

My boss had to borrow a phone off a guy to call me to call his assistant on Teams so she could unlock and start his Tesla for him

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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 16/03/2026

If I was Barack Obama I would regularly call Donald Trump and say the craziest shit I could think of and then forcefully deny ever having spoken to him

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Same Sad Echo @samesadecho.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

My "Pervert Glasses" have people asking a lot of questions already answered by my pervert glasses, and also my t-shirt which says "I'm a pervert"

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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I came up with some more inane bullshit for everyone to argue about!

(September 23, 2026 at 10:44am)
Fake opinions to argue over…
- Never turn left on a first date.
- Every kindergarten student should have an unpaid internship.
- The periodic table is too sexual.
- Bigfoot should be allowed to vote.
- Having a dream is the same as reading a book.
- You can wear a crop top to a funeral if the deceased person was hot when they died.

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MegMegMcGee @megmegmgcee.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Sorry again for your loss. Big hugs

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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

There are people out there who don't kiss the tops of their dogs’ heads at every available opportunity, and we call those people monsters.

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day the boys are back in town

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

l’shana tova to all my friends celebrating. may this jewish new year bring you peace, fulfillment, health and lots of sweetness. 🍎 🍯

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Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Can't believe it's been 9 years.

Ted Cruz liked a Cory Chase threesome stepmom scene on 9/11/2017.

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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

9. Never, under any circumstances, should you “light up a room.”

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Boo-sty Shackleford @ginerso.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

After all theose years of him and the others at Turning Point creating such a mess about vaccine safety, it’s nice to know he stuck his neck out in his final moments to accept a shot that improved the lives of everyone around him 🩷

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Audrey, CMS @amayna60.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Heard he went underground

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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I haven't heard from Charlie Kirk in a while. Has he been holed up somewhere?

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

pay living wages for all workers. tax the shit out of billionaires. happy labor day.

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Joe Hill @dig-a-hole.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

We gave y'all a bunch of dudes who wanted to hop in a tin can strapped to a bomb and go someplace where the slightest mistake would kill them, and you think we went off the rails -after-?

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