Stangle’s Kid @stangleskid.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Phoebe has perfected the art of the Menacing Hover 1152
Stangle’s Kid @stangleskid.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I refuse to be scared of these people fully taking over the world because all we would have to do is drop them off 3 miles from their house with no phone and we’d never hear from them again 2283
Stangle’s Kid @stangleskid.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Celebrating 1 year of Phoebe with her most iconic poses 3423
Stangle’s Kid @stangleskid.bsky.social · 23/09/2026If there is one thing I believe down to my very bones, it’s that Mitch McConnell is dead. Maybe they’re pumping him full of some top secret military shit that’s keeping his body upright but that is a whole ass corpse rolling around the senate 9503
Reposted by Stangle’s KidTired Uncle Sean @tiredunclesean.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Holy shit, literally no one liked this 0101
Stangle’s Kid @stangleskid.bsky.social · 18/09/2026In case I needed further proof that Phoebe is evil, I just found her sitting on my laptop and she’d managed to somehow open excel and do this 1310414
Reposted by Stangle’s KidHaus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Ed Sheeran saying "I'm in love with the shape of you" while looking at a map of Greater Israel 3365261328
Stangle’s Kid @stangleskid.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Just reminded Mike that I don’t really eat hot dogs with buns and he was floored like damn, can’t a girl have a little disordered eating, as a treat 10251
Stangle’s Kid @stangleskid.bsky.social · 11/09/2026idk guys maybe think about phrasing next time 1160
Stangle’s Kid @stangleskid.bsky.social · 09/09/2026If I were scared of my computer I would simply turn it off 1100
Reposted by Stangle’s Kidleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 09/09/2026i’ve been solving a lot of problems lately with my calculator like 5 + 8 and 12 x 3. but now i’m starting to think it’s alive 251328187
Reposted by Stangle’s Kidleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 09/09/2026DAVE: Let me share a link to this folder, HAL. HAL: I'm sorry, Dave. You don't have permission to share this item. Add the person you'd like to share with and we'll send a request to be approved first. 346227
Stangle’s Kid @stangleskid.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I’ve stumbled into a very niche corner of TikTok where multiple random commenters are so VERY convinced that orchestras don’t actually need conductors and they’re ANGRY about it and it is just…the absolute oddest choice for a hot take 9360
Stangle’s Kid @stangleskid.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Spent 40 bucks to see my doctor and review my MRI results except the imaging place hasn’t put together a report yet so instead I got to hear “maybe you have a tear in your tendon but we’ll let you know” OK NO RUSH THO 2290
Stangle’s Kid @stangleskid.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Ok Abercrombie I wasn’t aware of your game #ally 🏳️⚧️ 0644
Stangle’s Kid @stangleskid.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Going to see My Chemical Romance tonight with Mike’s daughter and just realized the last time I saw them live (2008) she was 2 years oldstatic.klipy.comMbappe's Hilarious Laugh to Scared ReactionALT: Mbappe's Hilarious Laugh to Scared Reaction 2250
Stangle’s Kid @stangleskid.bsky.social · 05/09/2026If you have a screenshots folder I highly recommend browse it from time to time, you never know what bangers lie forgotten, waiting to be rediscovered 4332
Stangle’s Kid @stangleskid.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Trainer fucked up his barbell math and I ended up accidentally PRing my deadlift at 185 💪🏼 except now I’m on the couch with a heating pad because I was not prepared for that first rep lol 3200
Stangle’s Kid @stangleskid.bsky.social · 03/09/2026the shit cats get up to when you’re already overstimulated 4412
Stangle’s Kid @stangleskid.bsky.social · 02/09/2026The ease with which I fall asleep in MRI machines makes me wonder if I should start listening to dubstep when I go to bed 1190
Stangle’s Kid @stangleskid.bsky.social · 01/09/2026When destiny calls you’d better be ready to answer 3141
Stangle’s Kid @stangleskid.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Is anyone here good at job interview/salary negotiation stuff? If you are please DM me I have a question because I am definitely not good at these things 490
Stangle’s Kid @stangleskid.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Grocery shopping in 2026 is fun because it costs $500 and you get to wonder what out of everything you bought might kill you!!! 4381
Stangle’s Kid @stangleskid.bsky.social · 29/08/2026We’ve been going to this restaurant for several years and I have yet to understand what the hell this is supposed to mean 2215622
Reposted by Stangle’s Kidmarina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026this week is homophobic 2940281
Stangle’s Kid @stangleskid.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I said once that Hexxus was my childhood hear me out and so many of y’all were quick to judge SAY SOMETHING NOW, HATERS 4131
Reposted by Stangle’s KidMike Williams @redmcwilliams.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Me and my coworkers would've killed CAISY with hammers I can tell you that much 1162
Reposted by Stangle’s Kidlog̷o, respawned dad @loxophile.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Correct, I do mistrust the dead eyes of the unensouled 1232
Reposted by Stangle’s KidElle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 12/11/2024armadillos should sound like accordions when they run 221602387
Stangle’s Kid @stangleskid.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I just had an extremely positive customer service experience and am genuinely freaked out, I didn’t realize this sort of thing was possible in 2026 1260
Stangle’s Kid @stangleskid.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Snickers ice cream really is an elite level dessert 2180
Stangle’s Kid @stangleskid.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Visiting my rich friend and she has a driver picking me up at the airport I feel like Beyoncé 3200
Stangle’s Kid @stangleskid.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I love an inclusive care organization but every time I see this billboard I can’t help but imagine these folks are in the world’s most exhausting polycule 6422
Stangle’s Kid @stangleskid.bsky.social · 05/08/2026“Let me set up a bird feeder outside my office so the cats will have something to entertain them and they’ll stay out of my way” — 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡 5484
Stangle’s Kid @stangleskid.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Is this a real celebrity or did a picture of a random frat bro somehow sneak into my friend’s baby shower game? I don’t recognize him at all nor do I like his vibes 2171
