Boo-sty Shackleford @ginerso.bsky.social · 4hSee also: bonking my head on the freezer door when I was just trying to put away my groceries 150
Boo-sty Shackleford @ginerso.bsky.social · 5hMaybe the funniest kind of engagement bait posts on IG are photos of perfectly normal dinners and the caption “what would you do if you came home after a 12hr work day and your partner made you this?” implying it’s low effort. I’d do the person that cooked. Because I didn’t have to make anything. 3190
Boo-sty Shackleford @ginerso.bsky.social · 5hColder weather food truly begins. I just needed to appropriate midwest culture a little. The pear galette is just for fun though. It’s got the last of my peach jam brushed on it. 3231
Reposted by Boo-sty ShacklefordJPFrightNight 👻🎃 @joannepistonfan.bsky.social · 6hIf I could choose a mutant power, I think it would be to instantly make my wet hair dry. Yeah, I just washed my hair, why do you ask? 031
Boo-sty Shackleford @ginerso.bsky.social · 8hFun fact, jagoff. You don’t need to be Reacher to be a good person. Women get told to do anything possible to avoid being harassed or worse, and yet it’s always women brave enough to have helped me when i needed it while men stood around with their thumbs up their asses. 2190
Reposted by Boo-sty ShacklefordAlice Ghostley @piegoblin.bsky.social · 10hI should iterate, this is not a child that is related to me in any way. 2271
Reposted by Boo-sty ShacklefordLiz Taylor's Earrings @liztaylorsearrings.bsky.social · 10hAnyway it’s time to start Treehouses of Horror 1141
Boo-sty Shackleford @ginerso.bsky.social · 12hThere is no more version of my adult self that is more like again being the middle schooler that wants that apple-scented useless eraser prize from my teacher than who I become when I’m trying to load the conveyor at Aldi’s and the cashier is moving at the speed of sound. 090
Boo-sty Shackleford @ginerso.bsky.social · 13hI need this. Heckling him could fix me, just enough to count. 0211
Reposted by Boo-sty ShacklefordAmy @lolennui.bsky.social · 30/09/2026liberty biberty was humanely put down after mauling his handler 1746964
Boo-sty Shackleford @ginerso.bsky.social · 18hSome day soon I’m going to have my post-work tea & share my thoughts on this site where we are all 37 and tired, about how the patriarchy & toxic masculinity treats women who are older or not conventionally attractive, while those same subpar men have the appeal of highway roadkill 0151
Reposted by Boo-sty Shacklefordwyominghippie.bsky.social @wyominghippie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026you want to see my ID? okay. i can't hear the words "gold digger" without reflexively hearing jamie foxx. will that suffice? thank you for the cigarettes. 171
Boo-sty Shackleford @ginerso.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Taskmaster is probably the funniest show I’ve watched in ages. And there’s umpteen versions. So much left to see 180
Boo-sty Shackleford @ginerso.bsky.social · 01/10/2026When someone I love dearly was sexually assaulted, her ex, the father of her children, told her she’s been asking for it. That she’d been flirting. Same one that always said he’d beat men for his daughters. Yet he blamed their mother in front of them. Her older daughter defended her. He did nothing. 1160
Reposted by Boo-sty Shackleford~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.bsky.social · 01/10/2026"I'd like take his face...off" me and my wife, together: [vociferously leo pointing at tv] 3261
Reposted by Boo-sty ShacklefordSame Sad Echo @samesadecho.bsky.social · 30/09/2026you throw a lacrosse ball at a bear ONE TIME 141
Reposted by Boo-sty ShacklefordSarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026 110186933865
Reposted by Boo-sty Shacklefordex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Two summers ago I picked up this park ranger crochet kit at a National Park gift shop and I am finally getting around to making it. We are very much at the "could a depressed person do THIS" level of construction right now. 5782
Boo-sty Shackleford @ginerso.bsky.social · 30/09/2026To the guy that revs his bike as he goes around the corner at 5am- may you be settled into your bed, cozy as can be, nowhere near when you need to be awake yet, and then also experience the sound of your deafening motorcycle zooming past your home into the distance 🥰 2180
Reposted by Boo-sty ShacklefordSUZE and DIPPER and Gremmy @awildsuze.bsky.social · 30/09/2026@kjzack6.bsky.social it’s getting cool tonight so I couldn’t wait until October 1st for the ghost pjs. They are so freakin cute, thank you so much! (Yes dipper is v v fluff) 10756
Reposted by Boo-sty ShacklefordGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Me talking about someone I've posted with on the same social media site for a long time but never actually met 181353323
Reposted by Boo-sty ShacklefordKat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I literally don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been raped, stalked, groped, harassed, or sexually violated in some way at some point in their life. If you choose to doubt and dox survivors, just know every woman in your life is disgusted by you. 767285885966
Reposted by Boo-sty ShacklefordSame Sad Echo @samesadecho.bsky.social · 29/09/2026has she fallen ass-first onto a snowy sidewalk yet? 172
Boo-sty Shackleford @ginerso.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I started listening to a new book last night where the protagonist is a prickly woman that makes bad choices with men, is stubborn, living with the mental toll of losing her mom and brother, and bitches about snow despite choosing to live in it 3290
Boo-sty Shackleford @ginerso.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Living solo chronicle, chapter 865: It still rules. But getting trapped in a dress I decided not to wear to work when I was trying to take it off, and pulling a muscle in my arm in the process, is less fun. Still 100% worth it, but my arm is sore. 360
Boo-sty Shackleford @ginerso.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I’ve ice cream. One of my favorites. @eboldy.bsky.social 2180
Reposted by Boo-sty ShacklefordStarling (based on the novel by Stephen King) @darlingstarling.bsky.social · 29/07/2025"It's ok, honey. The Sears Tower experiencing a blackout won't hurt you!" The Sears Tower experiencing a blackout: 377173993720
Boo-sty Shackleford @ginerso.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Death to AI book reviews. I want to know what actual people thought of a story that was also written by an actual person. Lately, via audiobook, narrated by an actual person. Outsourcing any of these ruins the whole thing. 2140
Boo-sty Shackleford @ginerso.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Every time some horrific story of sexual assault comes out it’s a new wave of comments under videos from men about “now that I have daughters, I see things differently.” Motherfuckers, women weren’t people to you before? Yes, kids are different, emotionally. But what the fuck. 1261
Boo-sty Shackleford @ginerso.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I think it’s probably why my mood was so bad today but there’s a 50/50 chance I wake up with a cold tomorrow. It’s either that, or I’m just really achy and have chills for ?? Reasons. We’ll see. 2160
Reposted by Boo-sty Shacklefordmiss andry @defnotadino.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Stop laughing, port a johns only do this when they’re very stressed 0161
Boo-sty Shackleford @ginerso.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Gravity Falls and m&ms? Yes, Gravity Falls and m&ms. 1140
Boo-sty Shackleford @ginerso.bsky.social · 27/09/2026To say that I want the names of every man on that Snapchat list to go public is an understatement. I want them to explain publicly to their mothers, grandmothers, sisters, aunts, and cousins why they did nothing while a woman was raped for hours, or for 7 of them- why they showed up to rape her. 1230
Reposted by Boo-sty ShacklefordStangle’s Kid @stangleskid.bsky.social · 27/09/2026*sicko voice* yes…haha! Yes! 10513
Boo-sty Shackleford @ginerso.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Ok so now it’s a pervert pendant. Changing the aesthetics doesn’t change the unwanted surveillance. 25915
Boo-sty Shackleford @ginerso.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I woke up pissed off, and I’ve already been out and I’m home. Still mad. 2170
Reposted by Boo-sty ShacklefordDevon @damitsdevon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Accidentally got a mlem photo of my neighbor’s cat 0212
Reposted by Boo-sty ShacklefordTricia Lockwood @tricialockwood.bsky.social · 26/09/2026her passion 1286371
Boo-sty Shackleford @ginerso.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I’m not awake enough. But I need to jumpstart myself before I go in. 0120
Reposted by Boo-sty Shackleford Spooky Femme Peter Lorre 🙀 @sarahkite.bsky.social · 12/07/2023when you seek the guru on the night of the full moon and their staff hoists them up to deliver your prophecy 191064256
Reposted by Boo-sty ShacklefordTeddy Longpants @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Starting this Friday the way I start every Friday-listening to Juvenile’s Back That Azz Up 011
Reposted by Boo-sty Shacklefordmolly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 25/09/2026it’s so good for your mental health to go outside & take a little walk. i’m not talking about the benefits of exercise or getting a little sunshine or any of that shit, i’m talking about maybe you’ll meet a microscopic chihuahua named soda pop and he’s got the tiniest fucking paws you’ve ever seen. 27105286
Reposted by Boo-sty ShacklefordPookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026GenAI evangelists: there is no deskilling. You become as a god, a machine god, you- Every GenAI CEO: no one needs to know how to read and also I don't know how to put my pants on anymore 21258206
Boo-sty Shackleford @ginerso.bsky.social · 25/09/2026First soup of the season. Tomato with pesto beef/pork meatballs, spinach, veggies, Aldi fall-themed pasta, with a heavy dose of smoked paprika, and lemon, and grilled cheese croutons (parm-crusted sourdough with smoked cheddar) 1200
Boo-sty Shackleford @ginerso.bsky.social · 25/09/2026One of my offline friends knows too much. That woman can roast me over my type at 100 yards. I may need to remind her that 1) it’s improved with age, and 2) this goes both ways. 080
Boo-sty Shackleford @ginerso.bsky.social · 25/09/2026You couldn’t waterboard it out of me if I didn’t know my own address or zip code. 2160
Boo-sty Shackleford @ginerso.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The ladies at work want to see the dress I bought so I’m going to truck it down there tomorrow morning and get their opinions. I’m not a particularly vain person but I would like one photo that night where I look like a smokeshow, and the universe tends to interpret that as “tire fire.” 0130
Reposted by Boo-sty ShacklefordGood Ashley Bad Ashley @shopessmart.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I wear my meta glasses at night So I can, so I can Watch you then IG your panty lines And I wear my meta glasses at night So I can, so I can Keep track of the shares and likes 033