Reposted by MegMegMcGee🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 11/10/2026A haunted house where you keep running into people explaining the rules of board games to you 2733782
MegMegMcGee @megmegmgcee.bsky.social · 17h#rip to my favorite piping tip that I just sent down the garbage disposal 😭 171
MegMegMcGee @megmegmgcee.bsky.social · 18hMy grownass god kids still want to come make cookies with me 5222
Reposted by MegMegMcGeeashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 09/10/2026if you don’t keep up with the youth i want you to know they’ve renamed “tramp stamps” to “cake toppers” which feels like the first advancement for feminism in a long time 7160901312
Reposted by MegMegMcGeeMäther @carlysintothat.bsky.social · 09/10/2026just saw an AI flyer for a CELEBRATION OF LIFE and I swear to god, if it were me, I would make Poltergeist look like a goddamn children’s tea party 1152
Reposted by MegMegMcGeefarner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 05/10/2026men who sacrifice liberty for bibberty deserve neither 221736377
Reposted by MegMegMcGeeStangle’s Kid @stangleskid.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Today in “they don’t make stuff like they used to”: meet my grandmother’s hand mixer. This thing is older than me by decades and probably a fire hazard but it could blend up a dead body in 15 minutes. I have no doubt it will outlive me. 6343
MegMegMcGee @megmegmgcee.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Same guy just came in my office to ask me to help him measure his bicep so he can order a shirt online. 🤦🏻♀️ 150
Reposted by MegMegMcGeeNTPumpkin_Nate 🎃 @ntpnate.bsky.social · 06/10/2026First Denny Hastert, then Jim Bakker? Does God love me enough to complete the trifecta? 0152
Reposted by MegMegMcGeejamelle @jamellebouie.net · 05/10/2026in a just world someone would stone cold stun these guys into concrete 1045835481
Reposted by MegMegMcGeeAnna Holmes @annabookwriter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026BEGGING people to look up terms before using them for library social media. “BBW” doesn’t mean Banned Books Week 1243209764
MegMegMcGee @megmegmgcee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026My BFF’s daughter won homecoming queen and dog walked her date into the gym 🤣🤣the kids are alright 000
Reposted by MegMegMcGeeandy vs. @im-all-id.me · 13/09/2024There are two quantities of popcorn: not enough and what have I done 5861261145
Reposted by MegMegMcGeeKate Sánchez @ohmymithrandir.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Put the "yee haw, fuck the law," back into country music. 1438
Reposted by MegMegMcGeeharpy @harpy.party · 30/12/2025the only "2fa" i wanna deal with is 2 fuckin' 'amburgers 0756190
Reposted by MegMegMcGeemaura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Yes every woman has been harassed, many assaulted. But every woman has also experienced invisible loss from moments she avoided harassment. She felt a space becoming unsafe, so she left, while men stayed on. And in leaving, she lost: opportunities, experiences, learning, promotions, even simply fun. 168188564733
MegMegMcGee @megmegmgcee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026My other boss was brushing his teeth in the communal kitchen. Never think anyone in charge in Finance is smarter than you. 140
Reposted by MegMegMcGeeNuclear Winter @4slars.bsky.social · 08/03/2024I spend a lot of time luring men to their deaths, but I also enjoy flower arranging. 7391105
Reposted by MegMegMcGeeAlice Ghostley @piegoblin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I am going to scream would anyone like to join in 10354
Reposted by MegMegMcGeeMouse - it may be a lil bit of disassociation @lilmouserpg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Men, if you don't know any woman who has been sexually assaulted it's because the women in your life do not trust you, not because they haven't been assaulted. 1789862
Reposted by MegMegMcGeeKat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I literally don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been raped, stalked, groped, harassed, or sexually violated in some way at some point in their life. If you choose to doubt and dox survivors, just know every woman in your life is disgusted by you. 768286825987
MegMegMcGee @megmegmgcee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Just the dumbest shit I’ve read in a long time. STFU. Gift article if you want to subject yourself to Allysia Finley’s absolute dreck www.wsj.com/opinion/the-...wsj.comOpinion | The Ph.D. Job Crisis Is a Needed Market CorrectionUniversities will produce fewer underemployed, overcredentialed and aggrieved young people. 010
MegMegMcGee @megmegmgcee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026My boss had to borrow a phone off a guy to call me to call his assistant on Teams so she could unlock and start his Tesla for him 030
Reposted by MegMegMcGeeSam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 16/03/2026If I was Barack Obama I would regularly call Donald Trump and say the craziest shit I could think of and then forcefully deny ever having spoken to him 203590440
Reposted by MegMegMcGeeThe Onion @theonion.com · 25/09/2026“He definitely isn’t fluent, and I doubt he’ll ever get there, but he’s truly come a long way from being unable to pronounce a single word intelligibly.” — Xi Jinpingtheonion.comXi Jinping Impressed With How Much Trump’s English Has Improved Since Last VisitWASHINGTON—Marveling at how his American counterpart’s grasp of the difficult language had progressed, Chinese leader Xi Jinping told reporters Thursday that he was deeply impressed with how much Pres... 383812576
Reposted by MegMegMcGeeSame Sad Echo @samesadecho.bsky.social · 24/09/2026My "Pervert Glasses" have people asking a lot of questions already answered by my pervert glasses, and also my t-shirt which says "I'm a pervert" 1176
Reposted by MegMegMcGeeJosh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I came up with some more inane bullshit for everyone to argue about! 1552645423
Reposted by MegMegMcGeeJane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 13/09/2026There are people out there who don't kiss the tops of their dogs’ heads at every available opportunity, and we call those people monsters. 821985194
Reposted by MegMegMcGeeViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 14/09/2026The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day the boys are back in town 1030259
Reposted by MegMegMcGeeMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 11/09/2026l’shana tova to all my friends celebrating. may this jewish new year bring you peace, fulfillment, health and lots of sweetness. 🍎 🍯 1177390
Reposted by MegMegMcGeeZeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Can't believe it's been 9 years. 94327776
Reposted by MegMegMcGeeMolly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 10/09/20269. Never, under any circumstances, should you “light up a room.” 1156034
Reposted by MegMegMcGeeBoo-sty Shackleford @ginerso.bsky.social · 10/09/2026After all theose years of him and the others at Turning Point creating such a mess about vaccine safety, it’s nice to know he stuck his neck out in his final moments to accept a shot that improved the lives of everyone around him 🩷 1272
Reposted by MegMegMcGeeworm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I haven't heard from Charlie Kirk in a while. Has he been holed up somewhere? 1242
Reposted by MegMegMcGeeMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 07/09/2026pay living wages for all workers. tax the shit out of billionaires. happy labor day. 3545801156
Reposted by MegMegMcGeeJoe Hill @dig-a-hole.bsky.social · 07/09/2026We gave y'all a bunch of dudes who wanted to hop in a tin can strapped to a bomb and go someplace where the slightest mistake would kill them, and you think we went off the rails -after-? 41428
Reposted by MegMegMcGeeThe Almighty Tallest @spooknine.bsky.social · 07/09/2026You guys gave us a lot of astronauts then went completely off the rails 5935
Reposted by MegMegMcGeeTracksuit Cowboy @bordelac.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Ohioan here. I have no fucking clue. 31153
Reposted by MegMegMcGeeThe Almighty Tallest @spooknine.bsky.social · 07/09/2026The fuck is going on in Ohio these days 81062
Reposted by MegMegMcGeeGail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Mitch McConnell is so dead he wrote five new novels with James Patterson and three with V. C. Andrews. 71989153
MegMegMcGee @megmegmgcee.bsky.social · 07/09/2026@selina3sticks.bsky.social met two eight year old yesterday named “Cannon” and “Xander”. Thought of you!! 160
Reposted by MegMegMcGeeJRho @jrho.bsky.social · 06/09/2026The most absolutely massive flex from the state fair exhibit. This quilt is made of 40 years of prize ribbons from various categories at the New Mexico State Fair won by Carol St. Clair Johnson. She also won a prize for this quilt. 6861092008
Reposted by MegMegMcGeeMrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 25/08/2026Absolutely not I reject this in its entirety 1029726
Reposted by MegMegMcGeeDavid M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Oi! We saw you from across the bar and your vibe is TERRIBLE. 91636288