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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 22/09/2026
Tyrannosaurus xkcd.com/3300/
Comic. [Person with long hair pointing to diagram with Tyrannosaurus Rex standing next to a person.] PERSON: We now believe the primary prey of Tyrannosaurus Rex was these humans who kept standing next to it for scale.
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brent @murrman5.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
[whispering to paramedic before I pass out] save me but not enough that I have to go to work tomorrow
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Newspaper headline: WOODLAND FAIRIES DEFEATED IN FLORAL ARRANGEMENT CONTEST. In the article’s photo we see a man in a sweater vest posing next to his winning arrangement with a 1st place medal around his neck. To his left we see his opponents: a defeated band of woodland fairies with their losing arrangement. They look distraught and confused and they should be, reader. How could this happen to the heavy tournament favorites? They’re woodland fairies. Flowers are their life and yet when it was all on the line, they came up short. The winner was just a floral enthusiast not even a professional florist. A shocking defeat and an inspiring win.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
A very grumpy man in a sweater is attempting to spend the afternoon indulging his bad mood while listening to music on his portable CD player. Unfortunately, his plans are ruined because the beat of the song is so good that it begins to improve his nasty attitude. The caption reads "Trying to brood but the beat is improving my mood." Artist's Note: I was thinking of the song Fantasy by Mariah Carey. Great beat.
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 20/08/2026
Today I learned Le Creuset makes something called a pie vent. Never heard of a pie vent so I looked it up I don’t know what I was expecting
a ceramic goose looking up at you from the inside of a pie, which is exactly as absurd as it sounds
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Momo @heyheymomo.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Can’t you see I’m busy
4 panel comic: 

Panel 1: Momo behind his computer. In the window of his room we see an alien face smiling and looking in. He goes ‘hey guy’
Panel 2: We see the alien from outside now in front of Momo’s window. In the background there’s a landed UFO. The Alien says ‘we just landed’
Panel 3: There’s a few more aliens in the foreground outside of Momo’s house. One of them says ‘might take over earth’
Panel 4: We look back in Momo’s room from the inside. He seems unbothered. He tells the alien outside ‘not now. I am computering’
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☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
DORMAMU! I'VE COME TO BARGAIN
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
leaving the party without saying goodbye to anybody
An illustration of a spectral wizard passing through a brick wall
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/08/2026
if they're drinking nounwine it's fantasy. if they're snorting a verb it's sci fi
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Ross Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
[James Stewart as Odysseus] now listen here, Agamemnon, I'm going home, y'see. You keep your fancy armour, I'm getting off this crummy ol' beach. [Spotting the Cyclops] now here's a curious fella, he's only got one peeper
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 06/08/2026
I really recommend the 2022 documentary “It’s Quieter in the Twilight,” which profiles the scientists working in relative obscurity to keep the Voyager spacecraft operating—many of them past retirement age, but unwilling to quit until the Voyagers do. It was very sweet and thought-provoking.
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PBF Comics @pbfcomics.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
The Biclops
A giant emerges from a cave, a large eye peering from within a cave at ancient greek soldiers.The greek soldiers run away in fear, each of them having just one eye. It turns out that the giant "biclops" has two eyes.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Four panel comic. Panel 1: a grey alien emerges from its UFO in front of a crowd of people standing below. The alien says, “earthlings… surrender now… we are—“ Panel 2: the first alien is interrupted by a second, different species of squid-like alien emerging from its ship. The second alien says, “humans! Prepare for—“ Panel 3: the two aliens quickly notice each other, looking surprised. Panel 4: the two aliens are laughing hysterically with their arms around each other amicably, each pointing to the other in a joking manner. This is the third time this has happened. A small group of onlooking humans stand behind them uncomfortably.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a hand holding an envelope addressed to House on the Giant Turtle’s Back. Panel 2: a postal worker, holding the envelope, stands on the rocky shore of a sea before an enormous tortoise trudging through the water. It has some trees and a house on top of its shell. Panel 3: the postal worker looks back down at the envelope, looking emotionally debilitated.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Wrong turn (1/3)
Page 1 of comic. A village of alien denizens on a planet with a massive black hole in place of a sun. Narrative text reads: We were a peaceful folk. Every day, we’d rise and sing to our sun. Until one day…Page 2. Narrative reads: “It sang back.” A neon blue green comet flies out from the black hole, impossibly. The aliens stare up at the sky.
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chris “bluesky” poster @chrisrd19.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
It’s like when your food is taking a long time to come out so your server brings some free bread to apologize for the wait.
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Simon Johnson🇺🇦 @simonrjohnson.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a cow is being abducted by a UFO. Panel 2. The cow is standing inside the UFO in an observation room. It’s unusually still and unresponsive. There is a grey alien standing next to the cow, rubbing his chin, looking confused about the motionless nature of the cow. Another grey alien is emerging from off panel, and is smiling and shushing someone else out of frame. Panel 3: the cow opens on a hinge laterally down the middle. It’s hollow on the inside and a grey alien stripper pops out, smiling, with a big theatrical gesture. The first alien is laughing and totally surprised, and his buddies excitedly laugh and step into frame to celebrate.
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
little demon, france, 15th century
a medieval drawing of a goggle-eyed demon falling off the edge of a manuscript margin
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a spiral notepad is held by an off-panel individual. The notepad reads: TO DO: Peek out from behind a rock; Open and close mouth repeatedly. Panel 2: it’s a moray eel
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Grace @gracekind.net · 19/06/2026
So much for that I guess
Delete event: sun engulfs the earth
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John Hudgens @johnhudgens.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Anyone up for a Dip in DC today?
Judge Doom's gloved hand holds a shoe over the green Reflecting Pool in Washington DC in the first image - in the second, the shoe has been Dipped and begins to melt
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Giving us that Trump test for dementia but it’s for millennials so it’s like “draw Zoidberg” and “name five party members from Chrono Cross”
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🔸Rafael Françoi🔸 @rathaelos.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
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☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Trump can’t have a deal that they consent to, its like kind of the core of what making a deal means for him
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21st Century Schizoid Tran @grayathena.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I fucking love the narration for How It’s Made. Sounds like me trying to make small talk sober. “Cheese has been a popular food for centuries” you’re so right
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
See ya
Two panel comic. Panel 1: two Tiktaaliks (an extinct, 375-million-year-old fish that was the evolutionary link between fish and the first four-legged land animals) sit at the floor of a shallow sea bed. One of them angrily says to the other, “hey! You still owe me 20 bucks!” Panel 2: the other Tiktaalik, to avoid paying $20, emerges from the water and steps onto land for the first time in history. The first tiktaalik is absolutely stupefied.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a snail climbs up onto a frisbee laying in the grass. The snail says, “what a strange flower…” Panel 2: the frisbee is lifted off the ground by a person standing outside of the frame. The snail, still perched on the edge of the frisbee, remarks, “eh?” Panel 3: the snails eye stalks are blown backwards as it is suddenly thrusted forward. From the snail’s perspective, it looks like stars stretching radially from the center, as if traveling at warp speed.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a housefly is stuck to flypaper. It says, “Well… cant get any worse than this.” Panel 2: another fly flies into frame and also gets stuck on the same flypaper. The second fly remarks, “Brian? From high school?” The first fly says, “Lord, take me now”
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 22/05/2026
“Now stay calm. … Let’s hear what they said to Bill.”
“Now stay calm. … Let’s hear what they said to Bill.”
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tweety fish oh wow like a chimera or something spoooky @sifu.tweety.fish · 13/05/2026
the kramer's apartment meme; Jerry says 'Is that a furnace?", Kramer says "It's pig iron, Jerry! I'm making it! We grasp revolution by promoting production!"
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Dare 🔥 @darius1c.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
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ExecutiveOtaku @executiveotaku.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
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SE Gyges @segyges.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
walking past the candy at the grocery store checkout
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Mike tyson standing over a downed opponent in a boxing ring and the text is "Everyone has a shopping list until they get to the grocery store and see these dang prices"
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Sam @mardiroos.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
You are a skilful and trusted vizier. You will advise me wisely on how best to rule the kingdom. You will not scheme or plot. You will not inveigle my other courtiers into turning against me. You will not lie to me about scheming or plotting. If you scheme or plot against me, you have to tell me,
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PBF Comics @pbfcomics.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
the dark time
Vertical comic strip, first panel: Two Scientists in a time machine. A lever controlling “PAST” and “FUTURE” has SNAPPED. They look at the broken piece as if to say “uh oh”. In panel two, their phone-booth shaped time machine spirals into a time vortex as they clutch each other, screaming. 

Panel 3. In a hazy wasteland, the scientists exit their time machine. “Where are we? Or should I say WHEN?” says the junior scientist. 

In the final panel, some trash (including newspapers) blows into view as the junior scientist collapses to his knees. The bearded scientist says gravely: “we’re in the present.” End of comic.
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Gourdo! 🎃 @posting.fan · 30/04/2026
that bus meme but the smiling happy guy is looking at some pretty colourful fish and the sad guy is looking at a pack of hungry sharks heading straight for them. Both of these things exist in the river seine leave me alone
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ceej @ceej.online · 23/04/2026
ME: Ah, but one of us only lies and the other tells only the truth! OTHER GUY: (to the adventures) He does this every time. You guys can just go in
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Mecha-Herz @mechaherz.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Now (re)watching Shogun (1980). It's been ~20 years since I first watched it, but I remember it being better than the FX series in some ways (closer to the book, no shitty greenscreens, not everything is dark/drab, etc.) We'll see if it holds up.
James Clavell's Shogun with a samurai sword partially out of its sheath
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Mecha-Herz @mechaherz.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
No idea what I watched to make the youtube algo start recommending livestreams of Japanese railway crossings, but I put one up on my second monitor and I must admit I get excited when a train goes by.
Livestream of japanese railway crossing, train going by, kids waiting at one side and a keitora truck driving by on the opposite road
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Fred, His Enemy Getting a Vote @thefred.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Nothing Islamabad can happen. It can only Islamagood happen.
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
It's sad to see two Americans, sons of the great cities of New York and Chicago, embroiled in a petty dispute. I'm sure if they just got together to share a simple and uncontroversial pizza, these two boys could settle their differences.
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Mecha-Herz @mechaherz.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Whenever I see a deer in the woods I slowly walk towards it making gentle noises in the hopes that it'll come to me and let me pet it, but they always run away 😞
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Breddy Tidgewater @intelsebastian.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Uh oh he’s discovered he can keep adding to his “wars ended” count by turning ceasefires on and off
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𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥🎃𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ💀𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 @thoc.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
一緒に日本語を学びましょう! Let's learn Japanese together! 準備OK!スタート!...
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Mecha-Herz @mechaherz.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
No way forward, woods are flooded. Had to turn back
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