Reposted by Mecha-Herzbrent @murrman5.bsky.social · 24/02/2026[whispering to paramedic before I pass out] save me but not enough that I have to go to work tomorrow 133211556
Reposted by Mecha-HerzIan Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 20/08/2026Today I learned Le Creuset makes something called a pie vent. Never heard of a pie vent so I looked it up I don’t know what I was expecting 881545165
Reposted by Mecha-Herz☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social · 15/08/2026DORMAMU! I'VE COME TO BARGAIN 2502
Reposted by Mecha-HerzGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 12/08/2026leaving the party without saying goodbye to anybody 561494
Reposted by Mecha-Herzlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/08/2026if they're drinking nounwine it's fantasy. if they're snorting a verb it's sci fi 154128913255
Reposted by Mecha-HerzRoss Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 27/07/2026[James Stewart as Odysseus] now listen here, Agamemnon, I'm going home, y'see. You keep your fancy armour, I'm getting off this crummy ol' beach. [Spotting the Cyclops] now here's a curious fella, he's only got one peeper 7264731573
Reposted by Mecha-HerzRandall Munroe @xkcd.com · 06/08/2026I really recommend the 2022 documentary “It’s Quieter in the Twilight,” which profiles the scientists working in relative obscurity to keep the Voyager spacecraft operating—many of them past retirement age, but unwilling to quit until the Voyagers do. It was very sweet and thought-provoking. 383683477
Reposted by Mecha-Herzchris “bluesky” poster @chrisrd19.bsky.social · 12/07/2026It’s like when your food is taking a long time to come out so your server brings some free bread to apologize for the wait. 253192203784
Reposted by Mecha-Herzweird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 24/06/2026little demon, france, 15th century 352532598
Reposted by Mecha-HerzJohn Hudgens @johnhudgens.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Anyone up for a Dip in DC today? 16927187
Reposted by Mecha-HerzBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Giving us that Trump test for dementia but it’s for millennials so it’s like “draw Zoidberg” and “name five party members from Chrono Cross” 5355040
Reposted by Mecha-Herz☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Trump can’t have a deal that they consent to, its like kind of the core of what making a deal means for him 0464
Reposted by Mecha-Herz21st Century Schizoid Tran @grayathena.bsky.social · 09/06/2026I fucking love the narration for How It’s Made. Sounds like me trying to make small talk sober. “Cheese has been a popular food for centuries” you’re so right 1024820
Reposted by Mecha-HerzTHE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 22/05/2026“Now stay calm. … Let’s hear what they said to Bill.” 031141
Reposted by Mecha-Herztweety fish oh wow like a chimera or something spoooky @sifu.tweety.fish · 13/05/2026 214631
Reposted by Mecha-HerzSE Gyges @segyges.bsky.social · 09/05/2026walking past the candy at the grocery store checkout 1954
Reposted by Mecha-HerzSam @mardiroos.bsky.social · 05/05/2026You are a skilful and trusted vizier. You will advise me wisely on how best to rule the kingdom. You will not scheme or plot. You will not inveigle my other courtiers into turning against me. You will not lie to me about scheming or plotting. If you scheme or plot against me, you have to tell me, 8177761933
Reposted by Mecha-Herzceej @ceej.online · 23/04/2026ME: Ah, but one of us only lies and the other tells only the truth! OTHER GUY: (to the adventures) He does this every time. You guys can just go in 231829273
Mecha-Herz @mechaherz.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Now (re)watching Shogun (1980). It's been ~20 years since I first watched it, but I remember it being better than the FX series in some ways (closer to the book, no shitty greenscreens, not everything is dark/drab, etc.) We'll see if it holds up. 000
Mecha-Herz @mechaherz.bsky.social · 23/04/2026No idea what I watched to make the youtube algo start recommending livestreams of Japanese railway crossings, but I put one up on my second monitor and I must admit I get excited when a train goes by. 020
Reposted by Mecha-HerzFred, His Enemy Getting a Vote @thefred.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Nothing Islamabad can happen. It can only Islamagood happen. 0518
Reposted by Mecha-HerzSteven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 13/04/2026It's sad to see two Americans, sons of the great cities of New York and Chicago, embroiled in a petty dispute. I'm sure if they just got together to share a simple and uncontroversial pizza, these two boys could settle their differences. 3465
Mecha-Herz @mechaherz.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Whenever I see a deer in the woods I slowly walk towards it making gentle noises in the hopes that it'll come to me and let me pet it, but they always run away 😞 000
Reposted by Mecha-HerzBreddy Tidgewater @intelsebastian.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Uh oh he’s discovered he can keep adding to his “wars ended” count by turning ceasefires on and off 0122
Reposted by Mecha-Herz𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥🎃𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ💀𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 @thoc.bsky.social · 08/04/2026一緒に日本語を学びましょう! Let's learn Japanese together! 準備OK!スタート!... 1192
Mecha-Herz @mechaherz.bsky.social · 07/04/2026No way forward, woods are flooded. Had to turn back 020