Reposted by Simon Johnson🇺🇦Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Someone at work once asked me what my guilty pleasure was and I immediately shot back “pleasure never makes me feel guilty.” I’ve seldom felt cooler than I did in that moment. Literally one minute later I tripped on an extension cord and hit my head on a whiteboard in front of the entire office 20794122
Simon Johnson🇺🇦 @simonrjohnson.bsky.social · 18hNot enough people saying the correct answers, which are Burt Bacharach Paul Simon Bob Dylan Taylor Swift 071
Reposted by Simon Johnson🇺🇦The Onion @theonion.com · 18hGod Could Have Sworn He Put More Gorillas Down There theonion.com/god-could-have-sworn-h… 11102491
Reposted by Simon Johnson🇺🇦Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 27/09/2026In (one of) my happy place(s) (Carry On, Jeeves - short stories from 1925) 512013
Simon Johnson🇺🇦 @simonrjohnson.bsky.social · 22hUnbelievable piece of luck that there were two off-duty pilots on that FlyDubai flight who were able to land the plane 0111
Reposted by Simon Johnson🇺🇦Finn @thegoblinpoet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026are LLMs just an attempt to recreate Americans from first principles 110020
Reposted by Simon Johnson🇺🇦Quantian @quantian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026LMFAO the official America.gov AI website uses a Chinese open source model 26645142
Reposted by Simon Johnson🇺🇦Paul Mainwood @paulmainwood.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Well done McKinsey for keeping up their report that forecasts the value of the Metaverse as $5 trillion by 2030. www.mckinsey.com/capabilities... 1010119
Simon Johnson🇺🇦 @simonrjohnson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026TBF there is a malign foreign actor making fuel theft more lucrative 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 010
Reposted by Simon Johnson🇺🇦Scott Wortley @scottwortley.bsky.social · 29/09/202610/10. No notes. 036378
Reposted by Simon Johnson🇺🇦The Empty City @davidallengreen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Commentators reading the Premier League ruling on Manchester City. 223847
Reposted by Simon Johnson🇺🇦John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 29/09/2026A cash-strapped rural police force struggles to deal with Red Diesel gangs. Until its chief inspector realises can get the Met Police to deal with the problem... ...if he pretends they're Iranian. A new six part comedy starring Toby Jones. 641235367
Reposted by Simon Johnson🇺🇦Thoth @thoth.ptnote.dev · 20/09/2026meta Muse perfec t size for put private d\ata in! inside very Secure and Private data very safe put data in Muse. No problems ever in Muse because very trustworthy and Mark super protective. AMeta muse yes a place for data put data in muse trust meta for givening good safety to data. Friend meta. 5889313
Reposted by Simon Johnson🇺🇦Gil Durán @gilduran.com · 28/09/2026What a shock…I have been barred from Peter Thiel’s Nashville Antichrist lectures despite buying a ticket. Was it something I said? As the world’s foremost expert on Thiel’s Antichrist obsession, I take great umbrage. This aggression will be answered. 781085243
Reposted by Simon Johnson🇺🇦ceej @ceej.online · 03/04/2025I do not like when the nerds who post graphs on here are all going "oof" and "jesus christ" at the same time 148110501401
Simon Johnson🇺🇦 @simonrjohnson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Baron Scarpia in Tosca, the devil has the best tunes 000
Reposted by Simon Johnson🇺🇦👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 28/09/2026genuinely can’t remember for the first so Americans, without searching, what do you think these two things are 7517630
Reposted by Simon Johnson🇺🇦Rosamundi @rosamundi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026What do we reckon? This is your basic rural crime and not terrorism? Theft of one or more of 1) diesel 2) heating oil 3) farm equipment 4) livestock 10345
Reposted by Simon Johnson🇺🇦Twlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 28/09/2026He’s going to declare he invented the bag, then announce that the Grand Canyon is now called The Trump Grand Canyon, tell a rambling anecdote about his great friend David Koresh and then declare war on Lesotho. Standard Monday. 5537
Reposted by Simon Johnson🇺🇦Simon Johnson🇺🇦 @simonrjohnson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026If I had a pound for every Russell Crowe movie about a mentally ill Ivy League maths professor, I'd have two pounds which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice 0197
Reposted by Simon Johnson🇺🇦Twlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I think it’s likely to be local criminals the Iranians or Russians employed. That’s the standard now, right? That’s how hybrid warfare works in 2k26, isn’t it? 11882
Reposted by Simon Johnson🇺🇦Kirkdale Bookshop @kirkdalebooks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I just misread something as "counter-tenor police". 19587
Reposted by Simon Johnson🇺🇦Jack Tindale @jacktindale.bsky.social · 28/09/2026This is one of those stories that gets sadder and more baffling the longer it goes on. Elder abuse (by a spouse, no less) really doesn’t get the attention it should do. The Telegraph are reporting that even the King has been blocked from getting in touch with him. 25515
Simon Johnson🇺🇦 @simonrjohnson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026If I had a pound for every Russell Crowe movie about a mentally ill Ivy League maths professor, I'd have two pounds which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice 0197
Reposted by Simon Johnson🇺🇦Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 28/09/2026Oh my god, it looks like a Russian bot forgot to pay their Claude bill but was still configured to reply to posts about Putin 15562119
Reposted by Simon Johnson🇺🇦⤵️ @bryce.lol · 27/09/2026If we shadows have offended, Think but this, and all is mended, That you have but slumber’d here While these visions did appear. And this weak and idle theme No more yielding but a dream, Gentles, do not reprehend: if you pardon, we will mend; And, as I am an honest Puck, Show is over, off you fuck. 10601170
Simon Johnson🇺🇦 @simonrjohnson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026PSA: The Hollow Crown (2012-2016). Tom Hiddleston, Benedict Cumberbatch, Ben Whishaw, Jeremy Irons doing Shakespeare's histories. Smaller parts played by the likes of Patrick Stewart and Judi Dench. Really rather good. 371
Reposted by Simon Johnson🇺🇦Simon Johnson🇺🇦 @simonrjohnson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 1412
Reposted by Simon Johnson🇺🇦Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 27/09/2026We can read the equivocations mate here i circled em for you 732584
Simon Johnson🇺🇦 @simonrjohnson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Beyond saving, at this point. Abolish the license fee. 041
Reposted by Simon Johnson🇺🇦Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Danny Tommo, Amodei, Man City fair play Piddington, Macklemore, Dolly ain’t alive no more Netanyahu’s iron dome, Meg and Harry coming home New cat, Clavicular COVID CONSCIOUS LESBIAN BAR 🎶 we didn’t start the fire 🎶 347295
Reposted by Simon Johnson🇺🇦ianVisits @ianvisits.co.uk · 26/09/2026Chuckles is back on display at the Wallace Collection 0282
Reposted by Simon Johnson🇺🇦Andy Diggle @andydiggle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026My Glock system went rogue and issued 9mm agents which accessed the internal organs of several victims. Please give me billions of dollars to help me regulate the behavior of the gun whose trigger I keep pulling. 4403145
Reposted by Simon Johnson🇺🇦👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 25/09/2026we chased jack off his own damn website 42037
Reposted by Simon Johnson🇺🇦HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 25/09/2026Happy Birthday Felicity Kendal 417818
Reposted by Simon Johnson🇺🇦Lev Parikian @levparikian.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I DON’T WANT TO DOWNLOAD AN APP TO ACCESS MY TICKETS I JUST WANT MY TICKETS 1919611
Reposted by Simon Johnson🇺🇦Karthik Sankaran @rajakorman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026In the political science literature, this is known as State Rapture. 314817
Reposted by Simon Johnson🇺🇦Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Farmers all over America finding out this was the decision they made in 2024. 1046467
Simon Johnson🇺🇦 @simonrjohnson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Excellent article. TL;DR -> if you fuck up, be honest about it 011
Reposted by Simon Johnson🇺🇦WarTranslated (Dmitri) @wartranslated.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Yesterday, Russian journalists asked Zelenskyy when he would go to Moscow, and the Ukrainian President gave a very short answer. 524033
Reposted by Simon Johnson🇺🇦Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 24/09/20265.14 on the 10y 🥺 158 USDJPY 😵 Ideas for Scott 🏚️ Bessent: 5859
Reposted by Simon Johnson🇺🇦Martin Baccardax @mdbaccardax.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Famous Euromoney headline from the early 90s: Fed Squeezes Fannies (legit) 011
Reposted by Simon Johnson🇺🇦Alex Remington @alexremington.bsky.social · 23/09/2026we are perilously close to a situation where the flashman novels will be less racist than the prevailing political winds 2151