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THIS IS THE ZODIAC SPEAKING

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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 16m
YOU - “What's it like to miss someone?” TOMMY LE HOMME - “What's it *like*? Good. And bad. An ache that brings you joy.” He smiles warmly. “I think of them a lot. I dream up these silly scenarios, in great detail. Of living with them... it comforts me.”
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Gupp @kenny-loggoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
shorty gettimg avante guarde on it
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Gupp @kenny-loggoff.bsky.social · 19h
gas station cashier told me gas station gives him minimum wage all the hot dogs he wants and clarity of purpose
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THIS IS THE ZODIAC SPEAKING @meatresponse.bsky.social · 35m
ladies and gentlemen of the jury,
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THIS IS THE ZODIAC SPEAKING @meatresponse.bsky.social · 5h
I doubt it tbqh
A screenshot from an email to me from qobuz the subject line of which started “new releases from The Beatles”
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THIS IS THE ZODIAC SPEAKING @meatresponse.bsky.social · 5h
One thing my cat doesnt know is that hes getting neutered next thursday
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midgieeeek! @midgie.bsky.social · 5h
stopping my cat’s allowance because he hit his brother
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r0sie @r0sie.bsky.social · 7h
when Not Posting is the problem... Posting is the solution
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THIS IS THE ZODIAC SPEAKING @meatresponse.bsky.social · 18h
When trump got covid, @davidjroth.bsky.social had the best post where he simply linked to the youtube video for Wye Oak’s “i hope you die” which, as it turns out, is a really really good song. I assume theres something Pavlovian going on for me as well given its associated memory but i dont care
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THIS IS THE ZODIAC SPEAKING @meatresponse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the guy who threw his shoes at george w bush fav'd my tweets on *multiple* occasions
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THIS IS THE ZODIAC SPEAKING @meatresponse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I love going into court, being right on the merits, having the facts and law on my side, and still losing because the other side is the prosecution
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THIS IS THE ZODIAC SPEAKING @meatresponse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Man from the bank come by today and he says to me if’n i cant make the payments soon theys fixin to repossess all my swag
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THIS IS THE ZODIAC SPEAKING @meatresponse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
All i want is zero friction in my entire life for the rest of my life. Thats not too much to ask for
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
crylaughing at the thought of Mike Tomlin getting home after a long day of listening to Aaron Rodgers and just straight up dissociating for five hours in Minecraft 
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ceej @ceej.online · 14/05/2024
comment under a video called "Fog Horn Sound Effect Awooga - 10 HOURS" @surfdaddy57 Wow. Takes me back. 1976 a blanket on the shore. Her name was Cheryl. We made love... Ran off with a stock car driver to California. Still think of her. Life can lead u crazy places. Miss u Cher. Thanks...
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THIS IS THE ZODIAC SPEAKING @meatresponse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
shoutout to google gemini which just proactively offered me a chance to break the law! no thanks i dont want you to summarize police reports because giving you that info is illegal!
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
STEBAN, THE STUDENT COMMUNIST - “In dark times, should the stars also go out?”
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ceej @ceej.online · 30/09/2026
I’m sorry Senator, I don’t think I follow. I have no recollection of attending that event. Are you perhaps referring to my participation in the Slow Toads-Infused Shrimped Kraut Crumb Lump?
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THIS IS THE ZODIAC SPEAKING @meatresponse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
In Modern Times (1936) Paulette Goddard tries to kill a cop and Charlie Chaplin immediately falls in love with her. 5 star film. Bravo
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gravewalker @grovewalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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Open Carrying at the 3:15pm showing of Digger @wikipetera.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"When it comes to crime, everyone's a suspect..." - The Awful Detective
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joe @shariauncle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
increasingly feels like my Perfectly Fine liberal arts education was an artifact grabbed fleeing a burning temple
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THIS IS THE ZODIAC SPEAKING @meatresponse.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i regret to inform you that dudes still rock
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/09/2026
the software industry has not solved "cleanly copying and pasting text in a table from one program to another" after 40 years of productivity design and optimization. just thinking of other things that took more time and effort than cracking an atom in two
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THIS IS THE ZODIAC SPEAKING @meatresponse.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
go birds dickhead
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
oh nice it's here
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JLP @11828appelstall.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Every post on a wedding forum: Is it tacky to write thank you notes with a ballpoint pen? 🥺 I already wrote them and I just found out about other pens 😣 Replies: Extremely tacky 🤮 If you don’t know about pens, you shouldn’t be getting married. I’m from the south. And I just have to laugh.
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actually madeleine is the scientist🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🦇 @webway.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
forsooth, yon hyundai doth approach at a rate most alarming
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THIS IS THE ZODIAC SPEAKING @meatresponse.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I am going to do a post so bad it blows up the entire world
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Lee @enveloping.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I haven’t heard the song everyone keeps talking about. To atone, I will kill myself.
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THIS IS THE ZODIAC SPEAKING @meatresponse.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I havent listened to Choosin’ Texas because i do not listen to music, which inevitably harkens to pleasures of the flesh, and i do not engage in sinful behavior
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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of
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🎩🦐☕️🏰🍚🪸🪸🐚 @theshrimpening3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Batman was executed by animal control services
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THIS IS THE ZODIAC SPEAKING @meatresponse.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ah a pair of truck nuts in the wild. Now im definitely back in my beloved San Bernardino County
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THIS IS THE ZODIAC SPEAKING @meatresponse.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Spending a fine day in Sant of Monica
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particle dogs @particledogs.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
the post office does not have public restrooms, but they do offer flat rate shipping boxes
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@dril

guy gets hit in the Nuts. it makes a gong sound and he starts doing an asain accent for some reason. Cant do that joke anymore, its too good
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is the dream our forefathers fought for.
A person sitting at a desk in an office, smiling at the camera. A computer monitor displays characters Nick Wilde and Judy Hopps from Disney's Zootopia. Text on the image humorously references Claude doing their job, allowing time to look at art involving Nick Wilde and Judy Hopps.
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bijan (spooky version) @bijan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i think about this post all the time. you might too
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I am paid a very high salary to design new ways to hurt innocent people. Please don't hurt me. I want to live. My job is to hurt your children. Please, don't do anything to me. I want to be safe. My job is to make your family sick. I want to live. Please, I deserve to live. Pleas
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/09/2026
California DMV Adds Highway Chase To Road Test theonion.com/california-dmv-adds-hi…
California DMV Adds Highway Chase To Road Test
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Played the original Splinter Cell on the Steam deck tonight, Sam Fisher was handing out concussions like Vontaze Burfict out there
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THIS IS THE ZODIAC SPEAKING @meatresponse.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Enjoying a fine coke of cola
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THIS IS THE ZODIAC SPEAKING @meatresponse.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The chief executive officer of the most important company in the world is not currently competent to stand trial. Thats probably fine
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
that someone spent time doing this is truly admirable. bravo
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 29/03/2026
thank god i found it again
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ironghazi @ironghazi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Buddy emailed me today saying the fbi seized his phone as part of an investigation into some guy he used to be friends with, so I’m doing my part by texting pictures of kash patel with googly eyes to his phone
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THIS IS THE ZODIAC SPEAKING @meatresponse.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
if this means i dont have to pay back my student loans im ok with it
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martha quicklime @humblebumbler.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
pulling up to the drive thru window with such speed that i spook the attendant and she reflexively draws her big iron and fans the hammer into my vehicle and completely airs me out
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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
pee is stored in tremendous underground salt caverns
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