Reposted by THIS IS THE ZODIAC SPEAKINGDisco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 16mYOU - “What's it like to miss someone?” TOMMY LE HOMME - “What's it *like*? Good. And bad. An ache that brings you joy.” He smiles warmly. “I think of them a lot. I dream up these silly scenarios, in great detail. Of living with them... it comforts me.” 03414
Reposted by THIS IS THE ZODIAC SPEAKINGGupp @kenny-loggoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026shorty gettimg avante guarde on it 0261
Reposted by THIS IS THE ZODIAC SPEAKINGGupp @kenny-loggoff.bsky.social · 19hgas station cashier told me gas station gives him minimum wage all the hot dogs he wants and clarity of purpose 5816
THIS IS THE ZODIAC SPEAKING @meatresponse.bsky.social · 5hOne thing my cat doesnt know is that hes getting neutered next thursday 031
Reposted by THIS IS THE ZODIAC SPEAKINGmidgieeeek! @midgie.bsky.social · 5hstopping my cat’s allowance because he hit his brother 0445
Reposted by THIS IS THE ZODIAC SPEAKINGr0sie @r0sie.bsky.social · 7hwhen Not Posting is the problem... Posting is the solution 2315
THIS IS THE ZODIAC SPEAKING @meatresponse.bsky.social · 18hWhen trump got covid, @davidjroth.bsky.social had the best post where he simply linked to the youtube video for Wye Oak’s “i hope you die” which, as it turns out, is a really really good song. I assume theres something Pavlovian going on for me as well given its associated memory but i dont care 150
THIS IS THE ZODIAC SPEAKING @meatresponse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026the guy who threw his shoes at george w bush fav'd my tweets on *multiple* occasions 1100
THIS IS THE ZODIAC SPEAKING @meatresponse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I love going into court, being right on the merits, having the facts and law on my side, and still losing because the other side is the prosecution 110
THIS IS THE ZODIAC SPEAKING @meatresponse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Man from the bank come by today and he says to me if’n i cant make the payments soon theys fixin to repossess all my swag 030
THIS IS THE ZODIAC SPEAKING @meatresponse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026All i want is zero friction in my entire life for the rest of my life. Thats not too much to ask for 140
Reposted by THIS IS THE ZODIAC SPEAKINGHolly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026crylaughing at the thought of Mike Tomlin getting home after a long day of listening to Aaron Rodgers and just straight up dissociating for five hours in Minecraft  191741240
Reposted by THIS IS THE ZODIAC SPEAKINGceej @ceej.online · 14/05/2024comment under a video called "Fog Horn Sound Effect Awooga - 10 HOURS" @surfdaddy57 Wow. Takes me back. 1976 a blanket on the shore. Her name was Cheryl. We made love... Ran off with a stock car driver to California. Still think of her. Life can lead u crazy places. Miss u Cher. Thanks... 12860125
THIS IS THE ZODIAC SPEAKING @meatresponse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026shoutout to google gemini which just proactively offered me a chance to break the law! no thanks i dont want you to summarize police reports because giving you that info is illegal! 010
Reposted by THIS IS THE ZODIAC SPEAKINGDisco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026STEBAN, THE STUDENT COMMUNIST - “In dark times, should the stars also go out?” 016675
Reposted by THIS IS THE ZODIAC SPEAKINGceej @ceej.online · 30/09/2026I’m sorry Senator, I don’t think I follow. I have no recollection of attending that event. Are you perhaps referring to my participation in the Slow Toads-Infused Shrimped Kraut Crumb Lump? 717215
THIS IS THE ZODIAC SPEAKING @meatresponse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026In Modern Times (1936) Paulette Goddard tries to kill a cop and Charlie Chaplin immediately falls in love with her. 5 star film. Bravo 020
Reposted by THIS IS THE ZODIAC SPEAKINGOpen Carrying at the 3:15pm showing of Digger @wikipetera.bsky.social · 29/09/2026"When it comes to crime, everyone's a suspect..." - The Awful Detective 0144
Reposted by THIS IS THE ZODIAC SPEAKINGjoe @shariauncle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026increasingly feels like my Perfectly Fine liberal arts education was an artifact grabbed fleeing a burning temple 322907480
THIS IS THE ZODIAC SPEAKING @meatresponse.bsky.social · 28/09/2026i regret to inform you that dudes still rock 070
Reposted by THIS IS THE ZODIAC SPEAKINGlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/09/2026the software industry has not solved "cleanly copying and pasting text in a table from one program to another" after 40 years of productivity design and optimization. just thinking of other things that took more time and effort than cracking an atom in two 341234147
Reposted by THIS IS THE ZODIAC SPEAKINGBrian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026oh nice it's here 14104399
Reposted by THIS IS THE ZODIAC SPEAKINGBayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Every post on a wedding forum: Is it tacky to write thank you notes with a ballpoint pen? 🥺 I already wrote them and I just found out about other pens 😣 Replies: Extremely tacky 🤮 If you don’t know about pens, you shouldn’t be getting married. I’m from the south. And I just have to laugh. 733036
Reposted by THIS IS THE ZODIAC SPEAKINGactually madeleine is the scientist🏳️⚧️🇵🇸🦇 @webway.bsky.social · 27/09/2026forsooth, yon hyundai doth approach at a rate most alarming 23210
THIS IS THE ZODIAC SPEAKING @meatresponse.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I am going to do a post so bad it blows up the entire world 040
Reposted by THIS IS THE ZODIAC SPEAKINGLee @enveloping.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I haven’t heard the song everyone keeps talking about. To atone, I will kill myself. 051
THIS IS THE ZODIAC SPEAKING @meatresponse.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I havent listened to Choosin’ Texas because i do not listen to music, which inevitably harkens to pleasures of the flesh, and i do not engage in sinful behavior 030
Reposted by THIS IS THE ZODIAC SPEAKINGJesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 14/04/2026you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of 105100042092
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THIS IS THE ZODIAC SPEAKING @meatresponse.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Ah a pair of truck nuts in the wild. Now im definitely back in my beloved San Bernardino County 030
THIS IS THE ZODIAC SPEAKING @meatresponse.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Spending a fine day in Sant of Monica 130
Reposted by THIS IS THE ZODIAC SPEAKINGparticle dogs @particledogs.bsky.social · 15/11/2025the post office does not have public restrooms, but they do offer flat rate shipping boxes 2384
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Reposted by THIS IS THE ZODIAC SPEAKINGInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 26/09/2026This is the dream our forefathers fought for. 6564071302
Reposted by THIS IS THE ZODIAC SPEAKINGbijan (spooky version) @bijan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026i think about this post all the time. you might too 3269331750
Reposted by THIS IS THE ZODIAC SPEAKINGThe Onion @theonion.com · 25/09/2026California DMV Adds Highway Chase To Road Test theonion.com/california-dmv-adds-hi… 17100090
Reposted by THIS IS THE ZODIAC SPEAKINGBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Played the original Splinter Cell on the Steam deck tonight, Sam Fisher was handing out concussions like Vontaze Burfict out there 918410
THIS IS THE ZODIAC SPEAKING @meatresponse.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The chief executive officer of the most important company in the world is not currently competent to stand trial. Thats probably fine 110
Reposted by THIS IS THE ZODIAC SPEAKINGdr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 24/09/2026that someone spent time doing this is truly admirable. bravo 1429923
Reposted by THIS IS THE ZODIAC SPEAKINGheadfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 29/03/2026thank god i found it again 6276191539
Reposted by THIS IS THE ZODIAC SPEAKINGironghazi @ironghazi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Buddy emailed me today saying the fbi seized his phone as part of an investigation into some guy he used to be friends with, so I’m doing my part by texting pictures of kash patel with googly eyes to his phone 525215
THIS IS THE ZODIAC SPEAKING @meatresponse.bsky.social · 23/09/2026if this means i dont have to pay back my student loans im ok with it 160
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Reposted by THIS IS THE ZODIAC SPEAKINGpotion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 22/09/2026pee is stored in tremendous underground salt caverns 715024