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Eris ⌬ @eriskii.net · 16h
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words @words.bsky.social · 16h
vibecoding is killing software industry profits
a tape that says hometaping is killing software industry profits we left this side blank so you can help
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Almost nobody watched The Critic but everyone who did is an elder Millennial who posts on Bluesky
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Daniel Carlson @danielwcarlson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Jeremy Herbert
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@DDayFilms
[George Lucas, driving away from Taco Bell]
Beenba Rito
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
REPORTER: coach, earlier today you said you had a plan in place for dinner tonight NICK SIRIANNI: that’s correct REPORTER: can you walk us through how you ended up with 15 baked potatoes on the table, just loose, with no plates or silverware NICK SIRIANNI: just gotta execute better
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DrawPlayDave @thedrawplay.com · 04/10/2026
HAHAHAHAHAHAHSHAHABA EAT IT YOU OTHER BAD TEAM MY BAD TEAM IS 3-1
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Mike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
STOP THE COUNT!!
Giants are leading the NFC East (very temporarily)
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
you guys ever sit around and think about how paul giamatti and paul rudd were born only two years apart
paul giamatti born in 1967paul rudd born in 1969
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
PITCHCOM RECEIVER IN EAR: There's not much time. I'm coming to you from the year 2938 at great cost. PITCHER: [takes earpeace out] PITCHER: [walks toward dugout] NEW PITCHCOM RECEIVER IN EAR: Please, the fate of trillions depen PITCHER: [takes earpeace out]
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hikikomorphism @hikikomorphism.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
(Mike Erhmentraut voice) here's what you're gonna do: take the most complex repo at your job. Have agents write detailed property tests for every custom data structure and complex algorithm. Have them create unit tests repro'ing each bug they find. File one PR per bug with tests + fixes.
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Horkos @wylienewmark.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“i gotta focus. im shifting into night manager mode.” (2026)
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 02/10/2026
much respect to the work 404 does, but plenty of real people with real problems are using AI as a force multiplier in their jobs already. like try telling boko haram members to their face that chatGPT doesn't save them hours every week planning attacks, designing IEDs, and repairing weapons
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 02/10/2026
You're right to push back-the Hilux mounting point is NOT rated for a Kord without a reinfoced brakcet, and you should not attach anything heavier than 50 pounds to it without one.
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 02/10/2026
throwing a DGX Spark in the back of a 1996 Toyota pickup truck next to the kalashnikovs
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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
lol one of our website designers used our organization's entire monthly claude credits yesterday and now half the company doesn't know how to do their jobs. it's october 2nd.
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Dustin A. Chacón @lingdustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this:
Screenshot of a Tweet from Pope Leo XIV. It reads: 

"In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgen to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity."
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Amber 🌸 @shimmermathlabs.com · 01/10/2026
advice for junior developers: you are no longer a developer you are a builder you are a solution provider enter every room and make things happen learn when no one is watching create because you can fix problems because they offend you bend the world to your will and take credit
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Bailey Townsend 🦀 @pds.dad · 30/09/2026
I am not joking when I say this. Spotify, Apple Music, and streaming in general is over. Bandcamp Fridays is now very, very good. You don't know yet because all Bandcamp Friday bangers circulating today is from 2-3 sales ago. Bandcamp Fridays et al has solved infinite bangers.
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Matt Hodges @matthodges.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Colin @colin-fraser.net · 28/09/2026
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bkmacd @bkmacd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Martin Kleppmann @martin.kleppmann.com · 28/09/2026
Notion wrote a nice blog post on how they use CRDTs, including our Peritext algorithm for rich text! This must be one of the largest CRDT deployments out there? www.notion.com/en-gb/blog/h...
notion.com
How Notion handles concurrent editing with CRDTs
Building a CRDT-based rich-text system that merges concurrent edits across Notion blocks—without losing anyone’s work
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Sara Gibbs is Scary Enough Already @sararoseg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He imposed Shania Law
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 25/09/2026
I have blamed The agents That hacked Your website And which You probably Reasonably thought I controlled Forgive me I am rich And unaccustomed To taking responsibility
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jeffery --dangerously-skip-permissions @jefferyharrell.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
IF YOU THINK YOU CANNOT AFFORD OPUS 5.5 please try using Opus 5.5 and see. Compared even to Opus 5 the new model appears to *sip* tokens. I can't believe how slowly my usage is ticking up.
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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 25/09/2026
“PUT THAT ICED COFFEE DOWN.”
Alec Baldwin in Glengarry Glen Ross, yelling about coffee
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
drunk girls when you have to go home early and work in the morning
NYT opinion focus group with little drawing of all their dipshit faces:

Erica, 40, Republican, Latino, customer service 
Bad.

Pam, 66, Republican, white, retired 
Amoral.

Becky, 51, Democrat, white, retail 
Disgusting.

Robert S., 52, Republican, Latino, human resources 
Two words: morally corrupt.

Hitesh, 57, Republican, Asian, looking for work 
Disgusting.
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philpax @philpax.me · 23/09/2026
news.ycombinator.com/item?id=4981...
In the Bay Area it's easier to create AGI than reliable, consistent, clean public transit.
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🍅🥔🫐🌽 hoopy frood 🌶️ 🥑🍫🌵 @huwupy.kawaii.social · 23/09/2026
at long last we have created Seinfeldvision from the classic 30 Rock episode “please do not create Seinfeldvision, it’s creepy”
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm going to be the first Godzilla to have sex on screen, Liz
jane krakowski as jenna maroney on 30 rock
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Charles Pulliam-Moore @charlespulliam.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Emma Frost x Miss Piggy comic has hit the internet and it's so, so, so much more magnificent than I ever could have hoped for
Emma Frost: "Emma Frost, darling. I'm a telepath. May I read your mind to ascertain if you're telling the truth?"

Miss Piggy: "But of course, darling I am an open book, a tell-all memoir."Emma Frost telepathically witnessing the entirety of Miss Piggy's life.Wolverine: "Frost? She legit?"
Emma Frost: "She's..She's... She's everything. And I would die for her."
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
explaining to cam skattebo that he won’t be able to play with jaxson anymore using the same hand signals they used to tell koko the gorilla her cat died
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🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
WE DON'T DIAL 811
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Mike Rose @mikerose.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
NEW GAME ANNOUNCEMENT RTs HUGELY APPRECIATED 🏌🏌🏼‍♂️🏌🏌️‍♀️⛳🛺 This is *Really Illegal Golf* It's essentially Metal Gear Golf with Friends. Really. - Multiplayer stealth golf - Dodge security, stay alive, and sink that putt - Free multiplayer demo available right now store.steampowered.com/app/4115520/...
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ari 💫 @arimelody.space · 20/09/2026
just got done by the goat
product photo for seagate ironwolf pro 20TB drives, captioned "BORN TO CORRUPT. NTFS IS A FUCK. CHKDSK /x Em All 1989. I am sea gate. 410,757,864,530 DEAD SECTORS"
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Hank & Townes’s Mom @katehascats.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Erik Istre @eistre91.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
In response to the recent news that Anthropic has set up a bio research lab...
A parody corporate logo combining Claude and Resident Evil’s Umbrella Corporation aesthetic: an eight-segment red-and-white umbrella/starburst emblem with black outlines above bold black text reading “CLAUDE CORPORATION” on a light background.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
same topic imo
trending topics showing 3. Debate over Mao's legacy and 4. Clemson struggles in college football
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Chris Adamson @invalidname.me · 19/09/2026
The Ford app just added AI. This is the greatest thing ever.
Ford app AI prompt, with the user-entered text "Write a 150-word story about Sailor Moon and Hatsune Miku kissing."Under the gentle glow of a moonlit Tokyo skyline, Usagi Tsukino stood atop a quiet rooftop terrace, the night breeze catching her golden twin tails. Beside her, Hatsune Miku adjusted her glowing teal ribbons, a soft electronic melody humming faintly from the synth display at her wrist. The vibrant city buzzed far below, but above the streets, the air was peaceful and still.
Turning toward each other, Usagi smiled warmly, her bright eyes reflecting the starlight. Miku stepped closer, her digital glow softly illuminating the space between them. Without a word, Usagi leaned in, and their lips met in a sweet, tender kiss that seemed to bridge magic and music into…one perfect harmony. As they pulled back, blushing beneath the moonlight, Miku shared a soft, cheerful smile.
Now that the magic and music are in harmony, is there anything I can help you with regarding your Mustang Mach-E
today?
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cee @cee.wtf · 18/09/2026
building something with jev
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
One of the rare cases where “you couldn’t make it these days” is true. You would be sued into the grave.
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James Without End @neverendingjim.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Why weren't they grateful?
A view, from a distance across part of a roughly asphalted road and some grass, of an elevated stone bench on a circular stone platform between two trees, with some cars faintly visible in the background.  There are words carved on the stone, but at this distance it’s difficult to make them out apart from three larger, all-caps phrases: “POPE JOHN XXIII,” “POPE PAUL VI,” and “THE UNITED NATIONS.”A closer view of the same bench, with a copy of the book The Power Broker resting upright on it.  From this angle, one can see that the stone circle on which the bench rests has a large cross in the center, around which is carved “Site of the Vatican Pavillion, New York World’s Fair.”  The text on the bench is clearer at this distance, too, reading “This the site of the Vatican Pavillion was authorized by Pope John XXIII, visited on October 4, 1965 by Pope Paul VI during his mission of peace to the United Nations.  The Building exhibited Michelangelo’s Pieta and other art treasures - It symbolized the brotherhood of man the spirit of ecumenism and the theme of the New York World’s Fair 1964-1965: “Peace Through Understnading.”  Two smaller blocks of text carved to the side read “The vatican pavilion, Francis Cardinal Spellman, President, Most Rrverend Bryan J. McEntegart, Vice President” and “The Vatican Pavillion was dedicated on April 19, 1964.”A much closer view, looking over the top of the bench, across some park roads and small trees, with multiple lanes of backed-up traffic visible beyond (but not far in the distance) on Meridian Road and the Long Island Expressway.A page from a book sitting on the stone of the bench.  The top of the page is numbered 1162 and indicates it belongs to a section called “The Loss of Power.”  The text reads:

highway mistakes.  He had built Jones Beach and Sunken Meadow State Park, and Hecksher, and the Massena and St. Lawrence power projects—but no one remembered those.  He was forgotten—to live out his years in bitterness and rage.

In private, his conversation dwelt more and more on a single theme—the ingratitude of the public toward great men.  And once, invited by the Church to speak at the dedication in Flushing Meadows Park of the Excedra, a huge, marble bench for reflection donated by the Roman Catholic Diocese of New York, he gave vent to his feeling in public.  Turning to a high church official, who was also an old friend, his voice booming out over the public address system, he said:

“Someday, let us sit on this bench and reflect on the gratitude of man.”

Down in the audience, the ministers of the empire of Moses glanced at one another and nodded their heads.  RM was right as usual, they whispered.  Couldn’t people see what he had done?

Why weren’t they grateful?
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
On this day 52 years ago, Robert A. Caro published “The Power Broker” and forever changed how exhausting boyfriends could be
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 16/09/2026
My most Shaq opinion is that it basically takes a day to get most places. Minnesota? Los Angeles? Tokyo? It’s all more or less a day what with the going to the airport and the arriving and decompressing.
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Steve Will Shan @stevewillshan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Be sure to use Quezacotl's "Card" ability on Big Pussy before defeating him to get his Triple Triad card. It's easily missed otherwise.
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Tony Sopranos Man has a gunblade from FF8
The whole meme is FF8
Keep that in mind
Tony Soprano selects attack
Paulie with his hand up
FF8 text
"Ay, put that thing away Tone"
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P(aul) Frazee @pfrazee.com · 17/09/2026
Software dev is all the 2nd 80% now
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Calvin Lin @calvinloveinternet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The best part of being an artist is that you can just draw whatever dumb idea comes to your head at 1am
A scene parodying the Neon Genesis Evangelion scene of Asuka and her Eva unit getting pierced by the spear of longinus. In this scene, Linguini and Remy from Pixar's Ratatouille take the place of the EVA unit and Asuka respectively. Linguinis eye is pierced by a fork version of the spear and Remy is depicted in an inset where he is grabbing his eye and screaming like the anime. There are anime subtitles at the bottom that say "AHHHHHHHHH!"
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