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Diedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social · 4h
“This is for my boy Paul mthrfkr!”
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you ever wondered why visible light is those particular wavelengths, it's because life evolved to see in the narrow range where water is transparent
Diagram of absorption of emf by water. There's a gap right that dips in the 500 nm range
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 02/10/2026
the greatest green degrowth ecofeminist president of our lifetimes
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 02/10/2026
Still the absolute funniest "trailer remix" ever made -- as well as one of the very first of its kind, debuting in 2005 Every shot is perfectly chosen God I could watch this all day
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
In Paper Mario, Mayor Penguin is found seemingly dead, with Mario being suspected of his murder. However, if a letter is delivered to him during that time, he will get up, thank Mario, and promptly go back to being dead. Unfortunately, this cannot prove Mario's innocence.
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Fat Apollo, baby! @fatapollo.myatproto.social · 26/09/2026
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Theodore Grunewald @tedgrunewald.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
JCO for the win.
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Phil Klinkner @pklinkne.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I really love this chart. I'm guess that the correlation here (.85) is about as big as you would find for any other variable. Also, a less serious scholar than @tesler.bsky.social (namely me) would have made a crude Freudian reference to the slope of the line.
Chart shows a close positive relationship between Trump's 2024 vote and Google searches for testosterone boosters.
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Philo of Alexan @philoof.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The folk protest music scene is back
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Milkyblood - looking for art job @milkyblood.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A yarn zombie
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 25/09/2026
The actors playing pedophiles in PRIMETIME being credited with just the screennames is so fucking funny
Caveh Zahedi
Wow_U_Like_Pot
David Fierro
Raysfan22
Ed Malone
Nextbestfriend_14
David Pridemore
Georgepitansky_9008
Charles Schneider
Cool_guy5
Jonathan Francis
Canifuckyouanally
A.J. Leitell
luv2Bnude
Christian Vazquez
Xbeachdude
Berwick Lagarde
Jeremys_talented_tongue
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Reminder that in Canada upon becoming an engineer you get an iron ring made of a collapsed bridge, purposely designed to be uncomfortable, to remind you that your ethics demand you give a fuck even about the boring grudgework of such as double-checking your math. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_Ring
en.wikipedia.org
Iron Ring - Wikipedia
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Black Aziz Anansi @blackazizanansi.blacksky.app · 23/09/2026
Google Mickey Windecker
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Gangstalker Frampt @sweater-puppy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Charles Pulliam-Moore @charlespulliam.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Emma Frost x Miss Piggy comic has hit the internet and it's so, so, so much more magnificent than I ever could have hoped for
Emma Frost: "Emma Frost, darling. I'm a telepath. May I read your mind to ascertain if you're telling the truth?"

Miss Piggy: "But of course, darling I am an open book, a tell-all memoir."Emma Frost telepathically witnessing the entirety of Miss Piggy's life.Wolverine: "Frost? She legit?"
Emma Frost: "She's..She's... She's everything. And I would die for her."
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
(D-Mi) Evelyn Normielib

- Retired teacher 
- Voted for Buttigieg in 2020 because he reminds her of her grandson
- “The blood of the tyrant shall water our fields”
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 12/11/2024
Warhammer is Precious Moments for people who hate God
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Copper Hamster @copperhamster.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My friend got a picture of them all together.
Sailor Moon cosplayers in a Mexican themed variation
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots.
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Carter Lowe @whitesoxx.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A member of the Braves Triple-A affiliate, the Gwinnett Stripers, rescued a kitten from traffic in late August, and the team called on fans to help name the cute kitty. ChipPurr Jones was the runaway answer and the kitten (with the help of treats) threw out the first pitch
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ceej @ceej.online · 26/08/2026
the guy who programs the firmware for your toaster thinks taxing income to pay for childhood cancer wards is fascism because it diverts money away from the reddit bigamist hosting 3:1 sex parties to fund research into teaching software that empathy is fake
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Dudes rock, Sunday night edition. (Goodnight)
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Movie recommendation for tonight, Millionaire's Express
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
NETFLIX Your Next Watch 🟨⬜️🟪🟧🟦🟥 We Think You’ll Love These 🟪🟧🟥⬜️🟦🟨 Need A Good Laugh? 🟧🟦🟨🟪🟥⬜️ New On Netflix ⬜️🟪🟧🟥🟨🟦
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Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This is spectacular, folks. We live in a moment in American history when the president and his administration are so racist and dumb that a toy company has to put out a statement saying: "OUR GIANT ROBOT THAT TURNS INTO A TRUCK DENOUNCES RACISM AND HAS NO CONNECTION TO THE CURRENT PRESIDENT."
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big bleat from badsville @djepelgesh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
thank you The New York Post for what may be the funniest image of all time
a picture from the NY Post titled "	today’s leftists are possessed by the spirit of France’s 18th-century guillotine-loving revolutionaries" (way too long) that shows Mamdani (the specter haunting Europe) smiling in the sky as a bunch of French people goof around
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
understandable
Bloody urine (haematurea) was recorded by Ancient Egyptians in papyri 5,000 years ago. They called it Aaa. The first scientific report
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
what are the children doing
Instagram profile for: T.L. Greene Funeral Home
Funeral Service & Cemetery
"Celebrating Lives, Every Step of The Way We're a roleplay group on Roblox that host fictional funerals
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Goodnews @goodnews.computer · 04/09/2026
Take a break from being depressed that everything you love is being destroyed by slop for a moment and let me tell you about the beautiful symbiotic relationship between graffiti writers, train yard workers, and model train enthusiasts.
A hand holding a model train with a replica of the same graffiti on the full scale train car behind it.A model train with two graffiti pieces on opposite sides.
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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Increasingly convinced this is the most important post
Twitter post from January 24, 2019, from @Merman_Melville reading

"Being a billionaire must be insane. You can buy new teeth, new skin. All your chairs cost 20,000 dollars and weigh 2,000 pounds. Your life is just a series of your own preferences. In terms of cognitive impairment it's probably like being kicked in the head by a horse every day."
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Mykell Bluestone @blues-tone.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lenin_w...
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Lenin was a mushroom - Wikipedia
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Pile Of Garbage @pileofgarbage.net · 01/09/2026
I love how Werner Herzog is ALWAYS like this:
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 15/10/2025
I tell ya, I get no respect! I’m in my easy chair reading a book about the fae, so I ask my wife, hey sweetheart, which court would you want us to be in? Seelie or Unseelie? She says honey, the only court I wanna be in with you is divorce court!!
Rodney Dangerfield onstage in a suit
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Kage damagé @kagedamage.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Payton Tolle is an absolute gem 😭
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𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥🎃𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ💀𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 @thoc.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
missing a few, but otherwise... solid!
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Benjamin McKean @blmckean.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
COME ON
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'We are broken': One family's fight against gambling addiction
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Higher Than Onix @higherthanonix.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Trevor Henderson 🍉 (commissions closed) @slimyswampghost.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
“-the creatures known as “overpassers”, due to their preferred feeding ground, are actually an unknown form of gigantic flatworm - They can grow to immense size depending on the structure they decide to use as a home, and are mostly known as a dangerous and disgusting nuisance.
a blank flat "face" peers down from under an overpassA bridge over a river, a spindly boneless creature hangs from its undersidea simple line drawing of a face, next to it the underside, a black hole of a mouththe trellis under an old railway bridge. a long gangly creature clings to it, it's face is a black hole in a flaring flat shape, like the line drawing
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Area Man @areamancm.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I don’t do a lot of TikTok but quite honestly, hats off. A masterpiece
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Ted didn’t notice the name of the account who posted this Dolly clip he retweeted until it was much too late. He finally deleted it after he was made aware.
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Isaac Chotiner @ichotiner.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
New Interview: www.newyorker.com/news/q-and-a...
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edeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
ME: b-but Reverend Mother, we mustn’t, what if Shai Hulud hears the rhythm of our prayer and comes here and devours me?? MY DOMINATRIX: …I’m sorry can you explain all this again please
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mattynoshoes.bsky.social @mattynoshoes.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 21/08/2026
OH! She’s a Snapewife but for Trump!
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Anatoly Shashkin💾 @dosnostalgic.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Hey, look. It's a decent scan of this legendary image!
Cover page of The Learning Company Software Catalog from Fall of 1991 with a group of children who are waaaay too excited to be playing "Super Solvers: OutNumbered!"
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