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@fatapollo.myatproto.social
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Won AGT15 Canada,3rd SOYTYCANS16, Coast Awards 2012-24, Profiled in Wall Street Journal & CBC, Wayne Knight stand-in, Canadian National Ed Wood Trivia Contest champion. Failed Politician. Host some cons He/him

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Fat Apollo, baby! @fatapollo.myatproto.social · 1h
"little porky ass kid screwing me over"
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 3h
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a high school basketball game. The home team is down 9 points, and some players are looking discouraged on the bench. The coach points to a player just out of frame and says, “flippers, you’re in!” Panel 2: the away team attempts a deep 2-point shot, possibly to beat the buzzer, which is blocked by Flippers, a whale who doesn’t even have his arms up. Panel 3: the game ends and the home team excitedly crowd around Flippers, who won them the game. A player from the away team looks stunned, with his hands on his head.
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CTV News Kitchener @ctvnewskitchener.bsky.social · 3h
Search underway after Ontario air ambulance misses Boston landing with 6 inside - An Ontario air ambulance jet carrying six people, including four Canadians, from Bermuda to Boston has been reported missing off the coast of Nantucket.
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Search underway after Ontario air ambulance misses Boston landing with 6 inside
An Ontario air ambulance jet carrying six people, including four Canadians, from Bermuda to Boston has been reported missing off the coast of Nantucket.
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Cheryl in Nova Scotia 🇨🇦🍁🍁 @minibubbly.bsky.social · 4h
GC-Expo—Area X.O #Canada showcasing its robotics and defence capabilities #Ottawa
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Frankie MacDonald @frankiemacd.bsky.social · 4h
Here is me with lots of my fans on Friday evening special evening event walking witches
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Fat Apollo, baby! @fatapollo.myatproto.social · 5h
static.klipy.com
Wallace
ALT: Wallace
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Fat Apollo, baby! @fatapollo.myatproto.social · 5h
AHHHH I just ate a huge SKOR Blizzard and I'm a pig,
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Fat Apollo, baby! @fatapollo.myatproto.social · 6h
We have been flung a 1000 years into the past
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Fat Apollo, baby! @fatapollo.myatproto.social · 6h
For all your DEVIL DOLL needs
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Donald Wine II @blazindw.bsky.social · 7h
They brought in a singer for Oh Canada before the Canada match, and it was botched so bad they just started over with the music and cut the mic off.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 7h
I split the G (train) with the Prime Minister of Ireland, Michéal Martin. Sláinte!
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Fat Apollo, baby! @fatapollo.myatproto.social · 7h
We used to do this in DT Halifax in the 80s
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Andrew Kinsey @andrewkinsey.bsky.social · 8h
If y'all haven't seen Dr. Gary Miller's campaign ads where all he talks about is sidewalk and crosswalk safety, you're missing out. This dude cares about pedestrian safety.
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Fat Apollo, baby! @fatapollo.myatproto.social · 8h
Telemachus consults the oracle
dear abby, my dad's hospitality is being taken advantage of by my realtive
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Tyler King @tyleraking.com · 11h
Meta has enabled Muse to build extensive and ever-growing profiles on the orbit of people in a user’s life. Based on user input but also “publicly available information.” Whether that means a web search, Facebook’s own extensive data, or buying data broker info…we don’t know? And we can’t opt out.
wired.com
Muse Creates Detailed Profiles of All Your Friends and Family
Millions have downloaded Meta’s AI agent Muse. But getting it to do your bidding comes with privacy costs.
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Fat Apollo, baby! @fatapollo.myatproto.social · 8h
If you are still on Facebook you are an absolute and total fool. No exceptions No "but great-aunt Ethel" Nope. Absolute fool.
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Julia @foxgrrl.northsky.social · 10h
Yeah, there's at least 800 accounts like that. They've been spamming 1666 create record events per hour. The automod suspends each on after about ten minutes of spamming. Oh, here's a list of them: bsky.app/profile/did:...
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Global News @globalnews.ca · 11h
Ontario-based air ambulance carrying 6 missing off U.S. coast. globalnews.ca/news/1208655...
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Ontario-based air ambulance carrying 6 missing off U.S. coast | Globalnews.ca
The Federal Aviation Administration told Global News in a statement it issued a Search and Rescue Alert for a Gulfstream G-100 around 1:20 a.m. Saturday.
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Fat Apollo, baby! @fatapollo.myatproto.social · 11h
Guess we'll have to make Alberta Republican free, just like they are with rats. As an aside I would shoot, without hesitation, any fellow vet who joined the separatist side. 100% treasonous act, immediate execution
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The elephant in the room
Alberta separatists have gone to D.C. offering fresh water and oil in exchange for American support – and Republican operatives have provided tactical assistance inside the province
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Fat Apollo, baby! @fatapollo.myatproto.social · 11h
Both hands and a foot on the stove
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Fat Apollo, baby! @fatapollo.myatproto.social · 11h
Good looking ship
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Boo-rad Shankar @bradshankar.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Toronto devs are having their own "Barbenheimer" moment today. Congrats to @softrains.bsky.social & @kittencupstudio.bsky.social on the launches of Ambrosia Sky & Capy Castaway! One's a melancholic sci-fi clean 'em up, the other an adorable animal adventure, & both are absolutely worth your time. 🍁
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Toronto indie games are having their own 'Barbenheimer' moment today
Melancholic sci-fi clean 'em up Ambrosia Sky and cozy animal adventure Capy Castaway both launched today, and they're absolutely worth your time.
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Kaz Coyotl 𓃦 @mow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Feels relevant to the furry fandom too
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Fat Apollo, baby! @fatapollo.myatproto.social · 12h
Fucking Americans
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Fully Automated @fullyautomatedluxury.com · 14h
final panel shows nancy looking behind the bushes but the text from r crumbs "lookit that stupid ass-hole!" meme panel placed atop it so that nancy is looking in disgust at sluggo saying 
"I loathe ever person i see on the street! Lookit that stupid ass-hole!"
with text saying "normal guy" pointing at sluggo.
the whistling from the original panel has been removed and the whistling from the r crumb panel has been placed there instead.
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 14h
Nancy 10/3/26 … “Sluggo’s Terrible New Hat” Part 6
Sluggo happily strolls down the street, wearing his terrible new hat. Nancy hides from him, still disgusted by what she sees.
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World Bollard Association™️ @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It takes years of training to perfect this manoeuvre. #WorldBollardAssociation
An NYPD police car balances its rear wheel in a black bollard leaving the car stranded in the air.
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kerry ✨ @kschwenky.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sucks to suck
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Fat Apollo, baby! @fatapollo.myatproto.social · 02/10/2026
Ok, this is WAY more than average sirens on Victoria Road, tonight!!!
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APTN News @aptnnews.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Today's photo of the day is of this little one slithering onto your feeds right before the weekend! Stephen Puddicombe from Nova Scotia found him while piling firewood and now has a new friend to enjoy the fire with.
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Fat Apollo, baby! @fatapollo.myatproto.social · 02/10/2026
Please note the braille, lolol
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“Hire me! Please hand my resume to Alex Karp!” Orcs look for jobs with Palantir😂😂 (H/T @climatedefiance.bsky.social )
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Fat Apollo, baby! @fatapollo.myatproto.social · 02/10/2026
Somebody really loves the ship's whistle today in Halifax harbour. Not sure they know what they are doing, lolol
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eminemerald fennell @fireh9lly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I had to delete that post debunking the fake Eminem song because the document linked in it contained the real name of the creator. The leak is still fake
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Fat Apollo, baby! @fatapollo.myatproto.social · 02/10/2026
Get a pair of pants that MEAN something!
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Jared Holt @jaredlholt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Michael Tracey published what he said was the ID of the "Jane Doe" in the Cornell case. Then he took it down, claiming he just wanted to make a point and didn't want to see harm to the person he named. What he hasn't admitted is that he mistook info on a sketchy site for official NY court records.
An archived copy of Michael Tracey's original Substack post includes a screenshot from "eCourt Records" and the commentary: "It's [name redacted]. Don't blame me -- the New York Court System just posted it. Seemingly inadvertently. Oh well."Screenshot of Michael Tracey's post on Substack titled "Note on Jane Doe." It reads: "After identifying Jane Doe earlier tonight, I have now removed the information I published. Why? Because the principle has been served: to underscore that permanently anonymizing litigants who make sensational, spectacular, reputation-destroying claims about others — so long as they can self-declare some form of victimization — cannot be countenanced.

It’s destructive, and an egregious abuse of the legal system by huckster plaintiff’s lawyers. This practice has to end. Lawyers who seek to monetize this sleazy tactic should have to think A LOT HARDER about the claims they’re willing to throw out into the public domain, using impressionable clients who may not even know what they’re getting themselves into.

So why have I now removed her information?

Because I don’t believe she’s the main “villain” here. I primarily blame the bottom-feeding, media-manipulating, sleazebag lawyers who’ve made a whole cash-grab industry out of this racket.

Thomas Giuffra in particular has a lot to answer for. He’s the central reason for the current debacle.

Given the intense nationwide and global interest in this case, I don’t want to bring any further negative attention to this woman. I don’t believe she ought to be punished or subjected to any retribution or humiliation. I believe a RATIONAL solution is necessary here. Not more character assassination — of her, the seven young men, or anyone else. Truly, that is my genuine view."
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Dustin A. Chacón @lingdustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this:
Screenshot of a Tweet from Pope Leo XIV. It reads: 

"In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgen to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity."
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Schraderopolis @schraderopolis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My friend pointed this out (we’re all from Pittsburgh): Mike Tomlin Minecraft splits Tomlin before Minecraft (7 seasons) 1 Super Bowl win 2 Super Bowl trips 5 playoff wins (5-3, 0.625) overall Tomlin with Minecraft (12 seasons) 0 Super Bowl wins 0 Super Bowl trips 3 playoff wins (3-9, 0.250) overall
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 02/10/2026
Calling all NYC artists — painters, filmmakers, poets, musicians and more! Did you know our city provides grants to support your work every year? And this year, we're DOUBLING the amount — from $5,000 up to $10,000 per artist! Deadlines are approaching fast — apply today at nyc.gov/artistgrants.
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Fat Apollo, baby! @fatapollo.myatproto.social · 02/10/2026
www.maptap.gg October 2 100🎯 87🎓 99🔥 91👑 78🌞 Final score: 892
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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Hen Mazzig @henmazzig.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
WATCH: Captain Smit Machchhar speaks with India PM Modi, discussing the unbelievable experience on the FlyDubai flight and his heroic actions that saved so many. Truly inspiring.
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Fat Apollo, baby! @fatapollo.myatproto.social · 02/10/2026
I was in a Pride parade about 12 years ago and I was beside a really good looking Wonder Woman and Superman (Cause they put the beautiful people together. The parade stops moving and I hear "YEAH! YEAH! BACK THAT ASS UP BOY! BACK THAT ASS UP!" being shouted at superman by a grandma in a chair.
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The way the Cornell victim is being publicly disbelieved by a lot of journalists, officials, and online posters is also a warning shot to every other victim not to dare to actually pursue a case against your rapist lest you suffer the same fate. It’s a means of protecting the status quo
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Quantian @quantian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Elon Musk has broken up with baby mommy 9/10/12/14, announced via Twitter unfollow alert post sponsored by Kalshi
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
well officer, my bin labeled "NOT MY DRUGS" has you asking a lot of questions already answered by the bin
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u/Final_Mix4281 • 2d
Making something legally not mine in my car
Location: Columbus ohio
Could I put a bin in my car with a label to make sure cops know something in my car isn't mine. I'm 18 but my mom and brother are over the age of 21 and sometimes they will leave liquor or weed in my car. I don't want to get pulled over and get a possession charge for it is there any way I can make it legally not mine while in my car. So they don't have to come to my house to pick it up every time.
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Fat Apollo, baby! @fatapollo.myatproto.social · 02/10/2026
It's a plague.
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Nova Scotia - What's New? @ns-wn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🌟 Nova Scotia will celebrate Cadet Day on Saturday, Oct. 3. About 3,000 youth are enrolled in 75 cadet units across the province, developing leadership, outdoor and community service skills. More: news.novascotia.ca/en/2026/10/0... #NovaScotia #Cadets #Youth
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Nova Scotia Celebrates 2026 Cadet Day
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
back in the 80s the firefighters would have spent 5 minutes loudly wondering if they should just cut the kids head off to fuck with him
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mark magark @markedly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“You aren’t in traffic, you ARE the traffic.” Nuh-uh. Not me. I’m different. Better. Other drivers want me here
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