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matt

@mattsaysstuff.bsky.social
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dumbass tech interests, been 8 years since i worked software tho 2 years since I got out of comic books love reading magazines for flavor but my heart is w centrist rags like the NYT/economist low brow dude movies, streaming/tv

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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 29/09/2026
you could do it like a classic European socdem-Christian Dem compromise, we get free daycare, you get stay at home parent subsidy. if Republicans wanted to offer that bargain to, say, President AOC I guarantee she'd accept it in a heartbeat
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 29/09/2026
details here www.nav.no/kontantstott...
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Cash-for-care benefit - nav.no
Cash-for-care benefit can be granted if you have children between the ages of 13 and 19 months, who do not attend kindergarten full time.
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 29/09/2026
Norway has solution to this actually, stay at home parents can get their share of the public daycare subsidy as cash, that way parents are not pushed one way or the other. the problem of course is virtually no one on the center or right actually gives a shit about parents
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ponder @ponder.ooo · 29/09/2026
person talking to computer, saying "will no one rid me of this turbulent priest?"
computer replies ">you got it, boss"
person replies "oh my god."
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/09/2026
hope everyone vanquished their enemies this weekend
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The Dependable 92 🔒 @sareslay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
where in the heck would they get monogamy out of either greek philosophy or roman culture
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 25/09/2026
i'm not even a breaking bad fan but the people saying it's an outright bad show are just giving into a really lazy contrarian impulse
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🍧Meat Popsicle🍧 @baddielynn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
As a child Elon got pushed down the stairs by a classmate. Everyone sympathized with this classmate because Elon had been making fun of him over the classmate's mom being dead.
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Aaron J @its-ya-boi-a-aron.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Imagine being the richest man in the world and filing a lawsuit to say the N-word. We’re reaching unprecedented, never-before-seen levels of Loser Energy™️
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✪ Beware the Gray Ghost ✪ @jongraywb.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
I despise him. I loathe his entire being. His mere existence is both a poison and a blight upon humanity. The world at large would genuinely be a better and safer place without him in it. I will loudly & audaciously celebrate his passing. May he be forever cursed to step barefoot on multiple legos.
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
persistently referring to Richard Nixon as if he was alive and a possible future GOP candidate
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whet moser @whetmoser.com · 25/09/2026
i want nathan fielder to do undecided voter focus groups
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
spencer doordashed me a gallon of milk for my birthday
a gallen of Tuscan brand whole milk sitting on my kitchen table
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Harrison Lemke @hplemke.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
why not both
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Kelson Thomas (poped up) @kelson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
rich person thing surely
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Harrison Lemke @hplemke.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
brain rotted
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Hannah Posts @hannahposts.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
How can you not know your own address???
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 25/09/2026
accountability post. i am not capable of an ironic one liner for this one
letterboxd post: This was the most enthralling, mesmerizing, visceral thing I have seen at the theaters since Zone of Interest. The only other comparison I can think of right now is Apocalypse Now. It's not just Pattinson, but Pattinson is a big part of it. Merritt Wever matches him beat for beat. I am stunned. I left the theater in a daze.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
guy who has only seen the boss baby
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
drunk girls when you have to go home early and work in the morning
NYT opinion focus group with little drawing of all their dipshit faces:

Erica, 40, Republican, Latino, customer service 
Bad.

Pam, 66, Republican, white, retired 
Amoral.

Becky, 51, Democrat, white, retail 
Disgusting.

Robert S., 52, Republican, Latino, human resources 
Two words: morally corrupt.

Hitesh, 57, Republican, Asian, looking for work 
Disgusting.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
some pilots are part of the furry community
An illustration of the Ralph Lauren Polo bear dressed up as a pilot and standing in front of a red airplane. The text says "Polo Aviator by Ralph Lauren."
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
first attempt at water, I think the errant dog hairs stuck to the pastel are a nice touch
An oil pastel drawing of ocean waves and a craggy cliff in the foreground
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 25/09/2026
i went into resonant upset it wasn't another brutalism exploration sim and that disappointment lasted about 90 seconds, it rules
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matt @mattsaysstuff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Up late reading poetry
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
They made a fit so autistic you’re not really sure if it’s orientalist or not.
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
They gave Dylan an outfit that’s a kimono/robe made of Amarid. That’s material that’s usually used in fire suits. It’s been my default costume since I got it. I would probably buy this in real life.
Dylan wearing an FBC kimono/robe made of amarid
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matt @mattsaysstuff.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Griffin McElroy every 5 months:
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King Algamemnon @adamrothman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Two arms marked China and Hegseth clasp over a caption that says "Examining the U.S. military's sensitive parts"
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matt @mattsaysstuff.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@netw3rk.bsky.social times like these I miss desktop fr
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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Its gonna be really crazy when some of these boneless cucks with seemingly no fundamental beliefs decide to call multiple murders and active concentration camps and people being exiled to random countries even so they can "get back to work."
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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
pass the controller dog
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VR Games Showcase @vrgamesshowcase.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Meta says its VR Glasses weigh about a fifth of Quest 3... ...but as rumored there's a puck on display in the on-stage demo. Full weight TBC.
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Irenic Bro @irenicbro.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Continuing to post these until morale improves
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anti-leaf blower account @eboldy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
every woman deserves to treat flock cameras like piñatas
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 23/09/2026
i think you can fairly say that the second trump administration is the most racist federal administration since woodrow wilson and honestly i'm not sure that it isn't more racist than wilson's
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caylen @caylen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The God Diner = The Hamburger Pervert
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Paul Eric @pauleric70.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Walter Cronkite: After liberating execution camps… Germans (who cried) they didn’t know…were as as guilty as Nazis…because they applauded when Hitler shut down (media) and said, ‘We don’t need to know. We trust our government...’ It’s our duty to know.
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CJ Melendez @cjmelendez.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Godzilla is going to say fuck
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Aftermath @aftermath.site · 18/09/2026
Fortnite is selling your favorite characters back to you as husks aftermath.site/fortnite-kingd...
the Don Draper presentation meme with Kingdom Hearts characters in Fortnite on the easel
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
the much more disturbing "reverse pagliacci" where a clown tells you you should go see a doctor
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
the vvitch is a horror story about what new england was like before dunkin
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Jake @waveturtlejake.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
“Come to church with me, I promise it’s not weird.” The church the day you visit:
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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
It appears that some of the images in the president's Truth Social post declaring "I'm getting completely destroyed at Fire Island" may be AI generated.
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karl rove knausgård @uhactually.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
This invoked an existential horror in me that I can’t put into words.
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Stefscribbles @stefscribbles.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
pigeons be like
a comic about pigeons
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
shoutout to imessage for adding this unnecessary text effect to my moderately serious request to my tree guy
a text message reading:

hey good morning joe, we had some BIG branches fall last week because of the wind.

the word "BIG" is comically enlarged
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 29/08/2026
Watching Back to the Future with the kiddos and realizing that if it were set in 2026 the music he’d hear when he went back 30 years is the Macarena.
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posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
putting mark wahlberg in the Batman pit
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Absolutely sickening the degree to which I’m a mark for Star Wars But It’s X-Com. I’m slamming my little action figures together and going pew pew pew. They got my ass good.
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Hijacker: Everyone stop talking. I am armed and I am taking control of this plane. Guy from the Netherlands: Wow, in Netherlands we just purchase a plane if we want one. But typically we will bike somewhere Guy who has been to Japan once: In Japan planes are rarely hijacked. It's a cultural taboo
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