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posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 8h

I know I’m about to get my period because I really want to cry but I haven’t been able to in months so I put on the Skyrim soundtrack to induce it . Come forth ye tears

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posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 8h

Was certain I was going to fail my first a&p exam, been stressing for a week and haven’t slept in two days (for other reasons) but I think I got a B unless they take points off for swearing and your husband making a smoothie. And I’m ok with that

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posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

very funny that my doctor was like “you are sooo healthy! yay! :DD” and then I sent her my blood work and she immediately was like “ok you probably need an iron infusion and I’m referring you to endo for possible hashimotos and also you will need to start a statin :3”

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posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

no you shouldn’t self diagnose don’t be ridiculous. But I should, because right now im looking at 3/3

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posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

in fast and furious they go to the moon to drag race

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posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

happy husband and wife day to me and my husband

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posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

best feature of my house is the little electric heater in the bathroom wall so I can be cozy while I watch tiktoks on the toilet

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posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

bluesky should add voice memos I have a lot to say

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posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I never check DMs because they’re usually weird but there is an option on Twitter to hold down a message and read part of it without it being marked as read so I did that and it only solidified me in my position to not read DMs

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posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Ed Sheeran I have an idea. You have to eat a bucket of wasps and the.n I’ll tell you the next part

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posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

husband starts his new job tomorrow everyone say good luck posting husband

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posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Mitosis? I thought you said miitomo

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posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

anyways I’m normal again yayyyy

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posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I love my mother but I do think I hate her more

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posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

trying to teach myself chemistry just by reading a textbook because it’s an asynchronous course and the entire model is based around watching youtube videos made in 2009

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posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

did my best to act real nonchalant when the salad I ordered turned out to be just thinly sliced beef steak tomatoes. yea I know that’s what I wanted. I like it that way

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posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

not to be dramatic but I have been severely inconvenienced

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posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

sleep texting is going to get me in trouble

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posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

put mustard on a pickle the other day and it changed the game. Didn’t even consider you could put mustard on a pickle hotdog style

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posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

bringing a sword to a rock paper scissors fight

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Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol · 15/09/2026

(doctor sighs as he lowers his glasses and rubs the bridge of his nose) i’m sorry… we… we did everything we could, but… he’ll never mackle again…

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Goose @phatcussy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

*patting a four-mambo shaped belly* i don't know

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posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

beating lizards to death with a club in valheim instead of gathering resources or building a base or helping my teammates in any way

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posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Mambo number 5? *gulps* what happened to the first 4

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posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

asked barista for a medium latte “Sorry we only have small and large” “smarge” 🧍🏼‍♀️

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Jack Hanford, JD, LLM @simplyjack.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Heading out to BRD Got my new tier 2 piece Dressed in greens from ZG Cept my sword Askhandi

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tree girl!!! @kelestrian.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

YOU are class president.

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posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I have some of the most unhinged reply guys and it’s delicious. Your brain is so fascinating to me. Continue

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posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

don’t tell me what is possible. I’ve witnessed a man spray dog medicine on his hands daily and develop super powers

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posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

not to brag but I did win poker night. And then I threw up in the woods

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posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I don’t care if it’s gauche. I would pick pirate over cowboy or ninja

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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 03/09/2026

Don’t poop on my butt and tell me you’re peeing

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posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Some memories are inextricably linked to sound or song. For me , it’s Purrple Cat playing soothingly over the airport speakers as I barf myself into near cardiac arrest. I will never hear Cat’s Cradle without thinking fondly of being rushed into an ambulance

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posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

buttons on my blouse just popped open like some old timey aristocrat as I walked by the building manager. my beautiful rack has betrayed me

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posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Just used respondus lockdown browser for the first time. awful. evil. surveillance state

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